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Ryan Palmeter

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Ryan Palmeter is a disturbing criminal
Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law.
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger! THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!
Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking! 		>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
This nigger ACK'ed!
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!
>We must shart up the mart to save the white race or something

>OH MY FAUCI THIS IS LIKE MY ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA SHOOTER PAGES!

Ryan Palmeter is darker than coal...
Ryan Christopher Palmeter
Notice the recessed chin buried by fat rolls, showing what a mixture between a chud and mutt would look like.
BornNovember 28, 2001
DiedAugust 26, 2023
Cause of deathBecoming an hero after killing a bunch of niggers or something like that
NationalityAmerimutt
IAS?Yes

Ryan Christopher Palmeter (November 28, 2001 – August 26, 2023) was a hyper autistic chudcel best known for entering a Dollar General in Jacksonville and shooting up three black people before killing himself because he was too obese to defend himself from the police and flee. According to peer reviewed fact checkers he did this because of white supremacy and hate speech, thoughever some alt-right conspiracy theorists have connected him to the CIA.

Manifesto[edit | edit source]

The only reason this guy is notable to the sharty is that he had his manifesto released[1], and in it he wrote the word nigger 183 times, referenced TND and included a group photo illustration that contained a large group of characters from popular media, including chudjak with the word /soy/ written on his shirt. Assuming this is not a glowop, this means that all the teens expecting a "future sharty shooter" may have one, albeit the media has not made this connection yet and the site was not mentioned in the manifesto. If it was one, then this means the CIA is not only aware of soyjak.party, but has already orchestrated a terrorist attack to try to shut it down, which really puts to shame every discordtroon spamming 'p in terms of effort (even doe Feds are actually a force to be reckoned with, and not a bunch of no-life trannies with a hate boner towards the Sharty)

>comic sans geg

Steam profile[edit | edit source]

Someone found his steam profile, and he posted about the sharty on there, probably confirming the last point.[2] It should also be noted that the shooting was committed after the Soypocalypse.

Citations

  1. ↑ https://jacksonvilleso.mycusthelp.com/WEBAPP/_rs/(S(l5rjhxw13aolx03k1m3bdv3m))/BusinessDisplay.aspx?sSessionID=&did=61&cat=0
  2. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-17964548
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