Snitch

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Snitches might get stitches but they will always be the coal that is killing the Party!

search "soyjak.party" on xitter to check for snitches

give this to an obsessed nigger (a.k.a a snitch).

Snitches are trannies or obsessed niggers who are completely obsessed with the sharty to the point where their autistic fixation with soyGODs could be considered a novel mental illness. Xhey are dedicated to protecting xheir "stunning and brave trans qveens" from soyteens, who aim to take xheir schizophrenic asses off the web. Most snitches are completely ineffective and pose no true threat, and xheir snitching attempts are laughable at best. However some take xheir efforts too far, such as reporting the sharty to the host provider to get it seized. This article documents all of the notable ones (don't put a literal who that snitched once on a somewhat-gemmy jackbox raid) and gives advice on how to counter xhem based on the known M.O. Be aware that these individuals are extremely mentally unstable and will not hesitate to escalate things beyond proportion. It should be noted that most of these snitches have either moved on or killed their online presence.

@LizzieMacNCheez[edit | edit source]

Starting with the biggest tranny. "Liz", who unironically lives in Nunavut, Canada, is a massive tranny constantly false-reporting Namecheap and pinging police officers on Xitter who don't give a shit (IRL police officers are not your personal feds, dumbass). Xheir obsession with "stopping harassment" has gotten xhem into trouble with us, to the point where xhey ended up getting harassed xherself. Xhey planned to create a botnet by putting Linux on Wiis. The botnet would've also grabbed random Reddit comments, gotten a random image from the 'ru, and posted it. The few threads that got through Cloudflare were pointed out due to xher literally announcing xher plans publicly. (You) can help by reporting xher to the police for making an illegal botnet and potentially earning 10 years in prison and getting raped by other snow pajeets in prison.[1]

Xhey have also claimed to have found several vulnerabilities in Vichan, specifically with image and file handling, promising that this would prompt the next soypocalypse if ever exploited, but these threats have been mostly empty with no known attempts at exploitation. Vichan seems to be (mostly) safe (for now), at least against this snitch.

Counter-Attack:[edit | edit source]

This troon only tweets about notable targets in the LGBTQHIV+ community. If you are doing a raid on anyone in this community, either hide it behind a million layers of 'oyspeak, or simply dox and send 'za's. There is no documented case of the snitch interfering with IRL chudding such as 'za's. Online chudding seems to be the only thing this snitch can really interfere with.

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Sharty Snitch[edit | edit source]

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Sharty Snitch is a snitch that is known most for foiling the r/teachers raid, taking responsibility for teaming up with the fellow snitches, and getting the entire Sharty blacklisted off of the Internet Archive,^[a] and foiling many Jackbox threads, often @'ing trolled streamers in the aftermath to xis own guide on how to block future raids. Xhey are also well-known for giving doxed targets instructions on how to block 'za deliveries if the initial warning about the dox doesn't work, particularly during the Brayden Coleman dox. ~~Since Operation 9/11 was nerfed by Froot, this snitch has been mostly quiet.~~ Disregard that xhe's still active mainly on Reddit.

There is also an unconfirmed and obscure snitch on Operation 'plier that was posted onto the 'jarty by someone heavily suspected to be the Sharty snitch as mere minutes after, the xitter account of the snitch posted a video of xhem emailing 'plier the exact text in the post.^[1]^[2] It's unknown if this is edited purposefully for bait or if the operation is even done (as dead as it was from 'teens being too annoying and pissy about getting 'plier to cover the site).

An interesting dynamic that doesn't usually appear in most snitches who are troons who want to ruin a "bigots" day is the sharty snitch's choice of not snitching on particular raids despite allegedly being seen actually participating in raids. An example is with the TamingPanda raid, where despite a known username of the snitch being actively present in the chat, nothing occurred to impede a raid that was easily snitchable. Another instance recorded the snitch actually participating in a raid on Jackbox and posting TND, which was obviously confusing, as this is supposed to be a snitch. Unfortunately, everyone was a selfish little fuck and nobody actually checked if the usernames in both instances was real or a fake username (i.e: Angeiino instead of Angeleno or FrooT instead of Froot, or common ways to fake a username by using the Cryllic alphabet) and was someone fucking around pretending to be the snitch.

As described below on the 'jarty section, the snitch is suspected to be part of the ANF. No proof of the snitch on any 'cord server like the 'affy or other splinter groups has arisen apart from the tweet described in the Partial Dox subsection.

Partial Dox:[edit | edit source]

After the Internet Archive scare and the subsequent claims from the snitch and xis team of being the ones who convinced the 'chive to blacklist the site, 'teens were quick to try and get any information they could as revenge for wiping early Soot-era history. 'Teens found that an individual going by AryanCob had @'d the snitch and commented "PIOUS GO ACK YOURSELF AND STOP GROOMING KIDS ON DER 'CORD"^[3]

Because "pious" has no definition in any dictionary that made sense in this context, 'teens concluded that "pious" was either a real name or a 'cord name. Before further investigation came by, threads relating to the snitch were banned off of /soy/ and complaints regarding the bans were ignored on /q/.^{[it just is, ok?]} The hate then died down and everyone forgot about this miserable troon and the ten kids he grooms on der 'cord everyday.