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* [[Brown Troonjaks]] | * [[Brown Troonjaks]] | ||
* Making really shitty traced jaks | * Making really shitty traced jaks | ||
* Baldis basics | * Baldis basics | ||
* Complaining about shit nobody cares about on /q/ | * Complaining about shit nobody cares about on /q/ | ||
* Complainging about satoko houjou fan | * Complainging about satoko houjou fan | ||
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* Using shitty altchans like Frenschan and the Zarty | * Using shitty altchans like Frenschan and the Zarty | ||
* [[Bait]] | * [[Bait]] | ||
* Spamming [[Yo Mama]] jokes and botting | * Spamming [[Yo Mama]] jokes and botting | ||
* [[Kleki]] | * [[Kleki]] | ||
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* [[Fundamental Paper Education]] | * [[Fundamental Paper Education]] | ||
* [[Fnf pedo|Friday Night Funkin]] | * [[Fnf pedo|Friday Night Funkin]] | ||
* Feralteen | |||
* [[Scar]] | * [[Scar]] | ||
* [[Bu5t]] | |||
* [[Doll]] (formerly) | * [[Doll]] (formerly) | ||
* [[King Caesar]] | * [[King Caesar]] | ||
* [[Afterparty (Discord server)|The Afterparty]] | |||
* Christianity | * Christianity | ||
* [[Canada]] | * [[Canada]] | ||
* Kazakhstan | |||
* Florida | |||
* [[Ongezellig|The Netherlands]] | |||
* {{Redtext|Everything}} | * {{Redtext|Everything}} | ||
Revision as of 19:29, 7 July 2024


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Joel, full name Jоеl Alkaras also known as Joe Biden, Al Gore Sleepy Joe, Jewl and Warlock is a namefag from Monroe Washington on the sharty and booru who's very active and very fun to troll, you WILL make him seethe.
Things he likes
- Brown Troonjaks
- Making really shitty traced jaks
- Baldis basics
- Complaining about shit nobody cares about on /q/
- Complainging about satoko houjou fan
- Undoing your changes on the 'ru and 'ki
- Obsessing over random namefags such as King Caesar
- Calling you a tranny/pedo
- Using shitty altchans like Frenschan and the Zarty
- Bait
- Spamming Yo Mama jokes and botting
- Kleki
- Doll
- Slopjaks
- Spam
- Islam
- Azerbaijan
- Larping as the president of the United States
Things he dislikes
- 442oons
- Memes he thinks are forced coal
- Dinos
- Cytube
- Thugshaker
- Fundamental Paper Education
- Friday Night Funkin
- Feralteen
- Scar
- Bu5t
- Doll (formerly)
- King Caesar
- The Afterparty
- Christianity
- Canada
- Kazakhstan
- Florida
- The Netherlands
- Everything
Depictions
He's shown his face and multiple variants are traced off him, however, all his face reveals have seem to be lost as /incel/ was deleted. But he's most commonly represented with dark brown emo hair, a grey shirt, yellow pants, tan-orange skin and green eyes. Later on he'd be represented with a black sclera, even lighter green eyes and a thick mustache due to him naming himself after a character named Warlock
History
Joel first started namefagging sometime before the Soypocalypse. He first became known around September for his hate of Feralteen and Catjak and was known to quote Catjak posters with a Feraljak discord logo edit filenamed "feralcord.png". Later on he'd also start namefagging on the booru as a janny where he'd argue with Satoko houjou fan despite not really being a countrywarrior which gave him a big name on there and even some supporters.
Despite many people accusing him of being a discord, twitter or reddit immigrant, Joel denies it as he claims he first joined in early mid 2022 around when Soot left and he found the website from Frenschan, as well as him being a 4cucker back then and using imageboards since 10
He was formerly known as a Booru janny and Shemmy janny until he got fired on the shemmy. Sometime on March 3rd, he got banned on the booru for pretending to be a tranny. This obviously made him very angry and he would begin to make anti-Doll posts on the sharty and shemmy. However sometime in early June 2024 he had made peace with Doll and has since been unbanned
There are many accusations of Joel being a pedophile or CP owner because of some screenshot on Cytube, Joel denies this though and according to him Scar falseflagged him by using a name that looked like his on cytube to impersonate him. Since he's 14 he can't be considered a pedo but many people still accuse him of owning CP.
Around late April he started getting angry at FPE see Fundamental_Paper_Education#Joel_and_King_Caesar
How to identify Joel
Aside from the above-mentioned things, Joel can be identified (and successfully trolled) on the 'party by his posting style. He typically self inserts as either Baldi, Swedejak, or one of the coaly variant:unknowns he drew himself (recognised by their pedostache and thick-framed glasses) and he usually uses little to no proper punctuation.
He also often makes long Biblically Accurate Angels-style posts in which he soyquotes a list of memes he doesn't like with a disgusting looking Discord logo 'jak to convince people to hate them.
His tripcode is !6GI2J3KHEw
Memes he's known for
Joel is famously known for the one who started distorted brown troonjak spam, which turned out to be very influential and spark creation of Slopjaks. He also made many Slopjaks on his normal booru account because of dramas.
Xhe also started irl muttspam with his cousin Fozzy
Identity controversy

recently, a man nicknamed "dutchpedo" is insisting that Joel is a made up persona of a foid nicknamed "protokleki", who operates the Kleki persona aswell.[1] While joel's refutations were always late and vague (using hoodies and specific angles in pictures) he eventually posted himself with a t-shirt on and even took off his shirt.[you could ask for it on the sharty] dutchpedo would cope to this by saying that protokleki was using her brother, pointing out the arms even though they were clearly just different angles, an obvious schizo claim. experts agree that dutchpedo's allegations aren't true and that joel is a real person.


