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>	Okay Jack, I get it. Your a nigger	<
Yoot

>OYYYYY XHES FROM NIGGERHELL

Yoot is a former admin of the sharty. On 2007 February 12th, he became owner of Soyjak.party. The sharty was his but was thankfully stolen by some literal who named Mike. During yoots run as admin, he would make many brimmy changes such as deleting /pl/, the plier board, and him deleting many boards that were keeping the site ANB. with many oldfag 'teens from 2007 calling him a kike from niggerhell made specifically to destroy shardee kulshur. Yoot is heavily censored on the sharty and you are barely allowed to talk about xim due to his controversial actions.

History

Start as admin

Yoot became admin after he bought in the 0.5th great handover. Unlike other admins he initially was very coal as he removed /pl/. When 'teens asked him why he said it was a “Dnb”.

Sharty App

an archive of the sharty app

On 2009, Yoot made an app on the app store for the sharty. But it was later and swiftly banned by Apple for "heccing racism". The sharty app was the only good thing that came out of Yoot (and even then it was shit since it didn’t let you post images and make threads), besides him ACKING in a Dutch gay bathroom. GEEEEEG

Soyvil war 0.5

On 2009, Yoot would unban antimatter jerdeecuck material from /soy/, and he would censor everybody who spoke badly of him or badly about the rule change would get banned, this would cause Soyvil war 0.5. The war would go on for months, many 'teens fled to other boards to escape the jerdee material, Eventually, Yoot doubled down by deleting many boards like /bfijd/ forcing many 'teens to see such anti matter material on /soy/ and would SID for hours on end, Yoots censorship was so bad that finding a soyteen at that period of the site was like finding a needle in a haystack due to failtrolls and antimatter 'p spammers.

Debate with Jack Thompson

On 2010, Yoot would get invited to debate with Jack thompson about video games on Dr. Phil. Being the attention whore that he is he would take this opportunity to get famous. However his performance was so bad that Jack actually got more people to believe video games are heckin violent. The backlash on the sharty would also be immense with the ‘log being filled with both tourists and long time users complaining about how yoot should fucking kill himself for somehow losing a debate against a retard. Eventually the backlash would be too much for him, causing him to try to Ack by hanging himself in a dutch bar, however he was so retarded the rope he had was too short. Luckily he would get a brain aneurysm from banging his head on the wall and die. GOOD!

The great heist

After hearing about his ack, 'teens celebrated yoots death, but then immediately realized that since there was no owner the shit would shut down soon, causing everything to go in chaos. A guy named Mike took this as the opportunity to finally save the sharty, and bought the domain the day it expired, and did nothing with the sharty for 6 years until he gave it to the King of soy.

King Of Soy's Rule

The soysona 'teens used to depict KOS.

Many people thought Mike JSID the Sharty because it was down for 6 years. They were shocked to find out the site had a new mysterious owner.

He did not give himself a name, so 'teens ended up calling him King Of Soy (or KOS for short). KOS was well liked and reverted many retarded rules that Yoot implemented during his ownership, such as the ban on Blockland raids.

He also pardoned all Yoot era bans and removed the name field from /soy/ to discourage namefagging. The site's PPH skyrocketed into the millions, reviving the site from its double digit Yoot era PPH.

Sadly, Yoot's former jannies (which KOS fired) were pissed, and kept exploiting vulnerabilities in the code to try and JSID. Firstly, they leaked everyone's IP addresses, but nophono cared. Then, they leaked their own source code, but nophono cared. So then, they used a MediaWiki exploit to hijack the 'ki back, and turned every page into coal. Luckily KOS swiftly fixed this when he woke up.

The Sharty would then see 1 more year of success, until the final attack of Yoot's jannies. They exploited a vulnerability within the Sharty's source code to JSID for good. The domain was empty again, and KOS was locked out.

Most 'teens moved to 4cuck after this, believing the site was truly gone for good this time. The domain expired and nobody noticed or cared.

But then, in 2020, a man named Soot would decide to revive the Sharty. He announced it to the 'teens of /qa/ (who already forgot where they came from, and just posted 'jaks thinking they came from 4cuck), and the rest was history.

Censorship

Soot would go on to censor every admin before him because he is a S.L.F., Soot would also go on to ban the word "Yoot" from the sharty to censor even more, Soots plan to censor yoot worked, causing yoots story to be forgotten in the sharty (until now).

Yootcord

After yoots death, yoots brother would gather many 5 die hard yootists to start Yootcord. They would coordinate raids on the sharty in order to show them that yoot was actually le good. Fortunately they were very minor and did not matter at all. After the great censorship from soot they couldn’t really raid, so they raided other splinters. If you ever see a yootist say to them that it’s been 18 years you deranged faggots, let it go.

REVIVAL

in an expirement by Soystein Goldberg, Yoot was revived, yoot, seeing the state of the sharty and how it turned into a vantawhite aryan gemmy instead of the brimstone he orginally had, he was angry. So he created a DNB splinter named the ruzly going under the same alias.

Gallery

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  Sharty frontpage on the Xbox archive from 2007
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  Yootist perspective of Yoot
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  Yoots dead body in a crime scene photo
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  Early soysona where his glasses aren’t green
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  Yoot when you tell xim spamming 'p is niggery
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  Femyoot

Snopes

Yoot is part of a series on
Soysphere Admins, Jannies and Notable Users
Soysphere Admins and Jannies soyjak.party: Andy† ♦ Angeleno† ♦ BBQ Sauce† ♦ Broot† ♦ c0e7† ♦ Captain Coal† ♦ Cobblestone† ♦ Doll† ♦ Froot† ♦ Kuz† ♦ Limeade† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha† ♦ Lucky ♦ Mist† ♦ MoonMetropolis† ♦ Mustard† ♦ Quote† ♦ Red† ♦ Ronald† ♦ Root† ♦ Salt ♦ Smith† ♦ Sobot† ♦ Soot† ♦ Warrior-Z† SoyBooru: Angeleno† ♦ BBQ† ♦ Broot† ♦ Catter ♦ ClydeMcDeath† ♦ Doll† ♦ Froot† ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer† ♦ GillKoyim† ♦ greg† ♦ jimbo† ♦ Joel† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha† ♦ Mist† ♦ Mustard ♦ Quote† ♦ Salt ♦ satoko_houjou_fan† ♦ Soot† ♦ Soysneed† ♦ Warrior-Z ♦ YaroslavTV† soyjakwiki.org: Angeleno† ♦ Cobblestone† ♦ Fenriris† ♦ Froot† ♦ Gem Control† ♦ Jackson† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha ♦ MarketPliers† ♦ North† ♦ Quote† ♦ Root† ♦ Soot† ♦ SprokemowerMan† ♦ Tefal† ♦ Wellmeaningjakker† blog.soyjak.st†: Broot† ♦ Weebhunter3000†
Notable Users Influential/Notable namefags : Albert† ♦ Hamas_2† ♦ Histrion† ♦ Italian Chad† ♦ Joel† ♦ Mexican Twink† ♦ Romanian Schizo ♦ S0I1337† ♦ satoko_houjou_fan† ♦ The Bulgarian† ♦ The Swede† ♦ The Venezuelan FNF Pedo† ♦ trevor† Other Notable Users : CobsonTALKS ♦ Soyjak Party Video Archive†
Miscellaneous Lists Namefags ♦ Faces of the Party ♦ List of administrators ♦ List of /pol/ namefags ♦ List of SoyBooru administrators ♦ List of Soyjak Wiki administrators ♦ List of Soysphere users by fame ♦ Staff
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Yoot is part of a series on Yoot	"Okay Jack, I get it. Your a nigger."	Related Figures and Entities Yoot ♦ Yootcord ♦ Yoot’s Brother ♦ Yootfan122 ♦ The Co-owner ♦ Jannies ♦ Admin 6 ♦ Tooy ♦ (((Them))) ♦ Piss ♦ Yellow ♦ Femyoot ♦ Everyone I don’t like
		Major Events and Controversies Soyvil war 0.5 ♦ acking of /pl/ ♦ The Jack Thompson debate ♦ Sharty IPhone app ♦ Death of Yoot ♦ The Great censorship
		Enemies of Yoot Everyone ♦ Admin Thrembo ♦ Jack Thompson