CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
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Taxed Brass

I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!

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Taxed Brass (also known as Brapped Ass, Brapped ACKs, Taxed Braps, Acked Braps and CobsonTALKS[Marge...]) is a hoppean JewTuber who makes videos about leftoids, though this is hardly impressive as making fun of BreadTube trannies is nothing new under the sun. He makes videos about nophono stuff like how Thrembo Nights at Markiplier's gets Anarcho-Proto-Hindi-Neofascism wrong, but he uses soyjaks and 'speak in these videos. It should be noted that the use of this feels rather forced, akin to how a nusoicaca overuses soyspeak. He's likely a pozzed autist who's doing some gay LARP to appeal to le friggin based tuff chuds or whatever.
Due to the political nature of his content, he attracted a lot of lolipedo xitterlarpers with severe porn addictions and he made them leak recently when he made video on why lolicon is bad. He also attracts a lot of people who claim to be 'teens on sites like Twitter, as only someone who has never used the site could fall for his gay act and copy it themselves. Previously, he made AI music for the gegs, but then switched to making semi-serious rant videos. He has a 'cord account, but he likely only uses it for talking with his ChudTuber friends o algo <-- whoever wrote this is a massive nusoi faggot who has never touched an actual imageboard, and he also consumes mild tranime slop like Shitsune Miku and Touhou. But he will never be as based as FlightFormSyracuse and other based chudtubers.
Despite hoppeanism being a rather good view on politics he acts like an annoying faggot. mentiswave is gooder anyway because at least he doesn't try do some shitty discord tier soyteen larp
Things he likes
- LARPing
- Claiming to be a sharty user
- Capitalism
- Libertarianism
- Hoppeanism
- Physical Removal
- Helicopters[he just does, ok?]
- Vocaloids
- Fumos
- Namefagging on the 'ru[he just seems like he would]
- The Sharty
- Milking the gegs of gegbvlls
Things he dislikes
- Left-Wingers
- Faggots
- Trannies
- Commies
- Legal Positivists
- Gooners
- Lolicons
- Pedophiles
- 4chan
- Redditors
- Nick Fuentes
- Saberspark
- Accelerationists
- Lessons in Meme Culture
- Kurzgesagt
- LazerPig
Snopes
- https://www.youtube.com/@Taxedbrass
- https://preservetube.com/channel/UCFv-ktMhKkPijaP4wfAFuiw (his channel but 'chived, which he does himself)


