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Wannabe teen

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Wannabe 'teens (also known as a ween) are usually annoying trannies from Xitter that fake being a 'teen so they can make 'jaks of their favorite troonslop or something. They can be found in SPVA comment sections are easily identified by generally not knowing basic soy lore and terminology and by using Discord as a primary means of contact.

List Of Wannabe Soyteens[edit | edit source]

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This page or section will NOT have a huge list of literal whos, offsite boogeymen, or nulees.
You VILL rewrite this page or section to remove these literal whos.
Average wannabe 'teen. (OH MY FAUCI A HECCIN 'JAK OF MOXXIE FROM HELLUVA BOSS MY FAVORITE TROONSLO-ACK!)
  1. Chipple dipple: Annoying tranny that forced the sharty killing brimstone known as "Incredible Gassy" along with Chudbob Soypants this lead to the sharty getting threads from trannies that are contained in /bait/ but one day Admin 6 will rename the board to /lgbt/ and put it in the top left corner.
  2. @Chudjak (account on xitter o algo): Retarded cryptonigger that likes to repeat the "The BBC has fallen, Millions must x" joke. Also xer follwers like shitlita.[1]
  3. Mason: (((Bisexual))) 15-year-old xitter immigrant from The UK who got 'nished for being underage (geg what a stupid faggot), xe also loves SM64 bloopers.

How To Identify a Larper[edit | edit source]

These rules aren't literal, just because someone says this once does not mean they are a wannabe teen. Overuse of these terms and jokes or their use in poor context is what actually gives away a wannabe teen.

Larpers, aka immigrants, tourists, normies or wannabe soyteens itself, are easily detectable, here's how to identify one

Shit they love to say:[edit | edit source]
  1. O algo
  2. Warrior-Z
  3. HWABAG (larpers say this umprompted.)
  4. Coalson (makes 0 sense) (made sense when cobson wasn't accepted generally as a variant yet, anyone who says this today is a larper.)
  5. Gammy (also makes 0 sense)
  6. Gemson (also makes 0 sense)(also made sense under the same context as "coalson" did. Now not so much.)
  7. Gemmy (nigger everyone says gemmy)
  8. Coal (this is retarded)
  9. Coalstone (yes I've heard this)
  10. Brimstone
  11. My [X] came out as [Y]
  12. >___ ____ _____ __ _-ACK! (>troonquotes are le nuso-ACK!)
  13. Xeddit
  14. Saying Xe/Xhe/Xim non-stop
  15. Quoting with Troonjaks non-stop (evendoe everyboldy does this
  16. Quoting with Jartycuck slopjaks non-stop (evendoe everyboldy does this

See also[edit | edit source]

literal SNCA
incomprehensible ahh chudjack

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