Wannabe teen

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Wannabe soyteens (also known as a weens^{[who calls them this?]}) are usually annoying trannies, ''chuddies'' and underageb&s from Xitter, JewTube, or anywhere on the normie web that larps as a 'teen so that they can make 'jaks of their favorite troonslop^{[ev&oe 'teens already do this]}, or justifying doxing and/or harassing literal who cacas or something. They can be found in SPVA comment sections and are easily identifiable through their lack of understanding of basic soy lore and terminology and by using Discord as a primary means of contact.

Identification

These rules aren't literal, just because someone says this once does not mean they are a wannabe teen. Overuse of these terms and jokes or their use in poor context is what actually gives away a wannabe teen.

You can identify a ween through the following criteria.

1. Ending every sentence with o algo
2. Talking about Warrior-Z or Every Staff you mentioned (See Sharty fixation syndrome)
3. Saying HWABAG unprompted
4. Mentioning Coalson or Gemson (made sense when cobson wasn't generally accepted as a variant yet, but anyone who says this today is a larper.)
5. Gemmy (also makes 0 sense)
6. Using variants of brimstone such as "coalstone" or "brimcoal"^{[everyone does this]}
7. "My [X] came out as [Y]"
8. >___ ____ _____ __ _-ACK! (>troonquotes are le nuso-ACK!)
9. Saying Xe/Xhe/Xim non-stop
10. Excessive usage of Troonjaks/Slopjaks when trying to soyquote
11. Obsessing over the Jarty or Jartycucks even after that shithole shut down 1 year ago
12. Excessive usage of apostrophes, including for words that don't actually become shorter as a result (for example: the becoming 'he, on or in becoming 'n)
13. Using "gem" or "coal" reaction images. This is a primarily offsite phenomenon, specifically occurring on Instagram, Xitter, and ChinkTok, but it has been seen in Soysphere adjacent spaces, such as /mu/ threads with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma 'pastas.
14. Nophono (Oh, he can't hear me. He only cares fan about Sharty, that's why.)
15. Excessive use of soyspeak.
16. Excessive usage of AI Gigachads especially in Gigafly

See also

• Forced memes
• Discord
• Namefag
• Brimstone
• Twitter
• Braniggers