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Capitalism is a socioeconomic system based on private property, free markets, and the means of production. It is the globally hegemonic socioeconomic system and was created by the joos to control you (just like everything I don’t like). Capitalism is best known for:

The main foundations of capitalism are:

  • Private property: everything you own and can control.
  • Profit: every economic activity that earns you shekels.
  • Free market: competition between companies and freedom of consumer choice.
  • Capital accumulation: reinvesting profits to generate more profits.

Origins[edit | edit source]

Capitalism did not arise overnight, (even doe certain retards will try to convince you otherwise). In reality, it was the result of a process that lasted centuries, beginning with the decline of the feudal era, passing through the Age of Exploration, and taking its defined form during the Industrial Revolution, when the definitions of employer, proletariat, and capital were in fact consolidated.

Pre-capitalism[edit | edit source]

Before the economic system we know today prevailed in Europe, the feudal system was used. It consisted of large fiefdoms divided among the nobility, who were (theoretically) vassals of the King. Wealth came from the land and was produced by the population for their own subsistence, while part of it was given to the overlord. Trade was local and based on barter, since there was no currency; many specific goods were used to facilitate this system, such as salt, cattle, metals, and shells. This changed with the natural growth of the fiefdoms and the emergence of large cities and fairs called boroughs. As a result, those who accumulated large quantities of goods and wealth were called bourgeois, made up of artisans and merchants who lived by trading goods.

Age of Exploration and mercantilism[edit | edit source]

The arrival of the English in India

Unlike today, where we can exploit land almost to exhaustion, in antiquity resources were extremely scarce and the lack of technology prevented large-scale production. This meant that the only option for kingdoms and empires was to expand their territory and sphere of influence, which is why wars and invasions were constant not only in Europe but throughout the world (so no, Europeans are not the heckin' villains for subjugating niggers). The result was massive investment in naval technology to explore and create colonies in other continents such as Africa, Asia, Oceania, North America, and South America.

The arrival of the Spanish in America

After the nobles got btfo by kings allied with the bourgeoisie, all political power was centralized in the royal family. The bourgeois class was able to thrive under a new unified and standardized system of power within a single nation, with a single currency regulating the entire kingdom as one. This is considered the beginning of absolute monarchies and mercantilism. In this era, a nation’s power was defined by the amount of precious metals it possessed and the number of productive colonies, with imported products facing high tariffs to discourage their consumption and ensure the metropolis and bourgeoisie’s monopoly over trade within the empire and its colonies.

It was during this time that things such as private companies, banks, paper money, and other things that the kikes have emerged.

Industrial revolution[edit | edit source]

Feraljak during the industrial revolution


The Industrial Revolution was a technological and geopolitical revolution that occurred in England between 1760 and 1840. It was characterized by the creation of factories as we know them today, the use of industrial labor, rural exodus, the use of workers to operate machinery, and so on. The major inventions of this period include:

  • Steam engines
  • Steam locomotives
  • Spinning machines (mainly operated by women)
  • Other things that show up in my heckin' steampunk game universe or something

The working conditions were shit, and workers constantly had their arms cut off by machines, in addition to forcing poor cacas to work. It was in this era that the following concepts were first defined:

  • Industrial bourgeoisie: Kikes who owned factories, machines, and raw materials
  • The proletariat: the working mass who had nothing to sell but their labor power or something

Of course, such a gigantic revolution was expensive to finance, which led the English Crown to invest heavily in piracy and product counterfeiting.

Capitalism in modern era[edit | edit source]

(Your) owners

Today capitalism is a sham sustained by large financial corporations that divide a global oligopoly through market shares and the sale of cheap credit. Their ultimate goal is to enslave (you) and make (you) eat bugs as part of the final plan of the Zionist elite to summon Satan. Today practically all companies sell their souls to larger companies that sell their souls to even larger companies, and so on until reaching BlackRock. The global satanic elite is divided into:

  • Trusts: companies that dominate an entire sector
  • Cartels: agreements between companies to fix prices and make (you) pay more regardless of supply and demand
  • Holdings: companies that control other companies through share ownership (these are the ones that make your games suck)

Banks are no longer mere financiers and now directly control industry. They invest, merge companies, and become the center of the system. The entire system is directly controlled by extremely powerful bankers, such as the Rothschilds. This whole oppressive system prevents the real growth of small businesses and industries, since they are immediately crushed by larger conglomerates or acquired and assimilated by them.

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Despite its problems, capitalism is still the globally hegemonic socioeconomic system in force, and this will continue until the end of time or until history repeats itself and we return to the fucking based empires like the Holy Roman Empire. For now, companies still own your soul and the data you produce is more valuable than your life. Accept reality, eat your bugs, and own nothing until you are happy.

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