SEGA

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>oh my fauci this is just like muh heckin' nintendo!!1!!!

Sega, also known as NEGAAAAAAAA, is a company best known for making Sonic and BTFOing Nintendo. It was founded on June 3, 1960 by Amerimutts and is now owned by the Japs. Some 'teens consider Sega Aryan as it is the anti-Nintendo, and therefore anti-soyboy even though the "vintage" console community is tranny niggerhell.

History

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Sega was originally founded in 1952 as a gambling company called Service Games, which profited from Japan's recent green light to sell imported gambling slots to American soldiers. After some time, they transitioned to selling arcade machines, which worked very well since the Japanese were going through an economic miracle or something. They started to produce their own gaming slots and got richerino. Doever, around the 80s, Nintendo started making consoles which made Sega afraid that the arcade market would collapse. They made the Genesis, which was a complete win. The later consoles flopped because of bad timing and the Jews. After the Dreamcast’s failure they decided to JSD their console production to satisfy the shareholders, becoming another SNCA coal-producing indieslop-editing Japanese multi-billionaire videogame company. In 2026, Sega declared they would return to the console market by co-developing the PSϪ.

Games

>Sonic, the everything game.

Sega produced many games, such as:

• Sonic
• Angry Birds
• Total War
• Phantasy Star
• Persona
• Yakuza
• Crazy taxi

Consoles

Sega used to make videogame consoles or something. Only one of them is even worth talking about, and the others are enjoyed solely by pseudo-nostalgic trannies and third-world ESL shitskins.

SG-1000

Nophono cares, move the fuck on, you turbo-autistic nigger.

>Nophono cares, move the fuck on, you turbo-autistic nigger.

Master System

The Master System is Sega's first console. It was 8-bit and mostly absolute SNCA even doe it had a gemmy "no cartridge" screen and created the RPG genre with Phantasy Star or something. It is still produced in Brazil for some reason.

Genesis/Mega Drive

The Genesis

>Genesis does what Nintendon't.

The Genesis is Sega's best console. It was beautiful and hosted the creation of many classics, like Sonic 1 & 2, Aladdin, and Mortal Kombat. It also was 16-bit and one of the first consoles to be able to read CDs through the Sega CD. It is best known for being approved by Michael Jackson. It will always be a gem.

Sega Saturn

Coal console that was created even though the Genesis was still relevant. Arguably made Sega crash. Didn't have any good games, and all of its better games were arcade ports and some JRPGs only enjoyed by soyboys.

Dreamcast

The Dreamcast is a 32-bit, CD-based console best known for running Sonic Adventure 1 & 2, Phantasy Star Online, and NFL and NBA games (and even more arcade ports). Could run Windows for whatever reason. It was keyed as fuck but still somehow did not sell well enough the actual console did, technically, sell well enough, but it was its software sales which ultimately doomed the platform (the DCast essentially has zero copy protection, burnt CDs were piss-easy to find) . It also had a gemmy loading screen.

Relation with soyboys

Most soyboys hate Sega because it BTFO'd Nintendo during the 90s, relied on actual masculine games (Mortal Kombat, Virtua Fighter) instead of family-friendly slop, and also because it disrespected Nintendo, making gemmy ads to mock them. However, trannies nowadays tend to enjoy Sonic and Sega consoles, but only because of oldfag larp. In reality, Sega games were more original and had better graphics than what they make.

Contrary to Nintendo, Sega doesn’t care about people emulating their 40 year old consoles,^🗝️ however, they let people make fangames and fanart, which has led to lots of brimstone.