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woah

wtf? Glisterald (talk) 01:52, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

Faeces. Alongside individuals of the African phenotype expiring. Neptune (talk) 01:55, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

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help

AllPage editors please remove the red link from Main Page/NA, thanks Gzard (talk) 03:47, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

done. huh i thought jannies had allpageedit by default -Neptune (talk) 03:55, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

JANNY

https://soyjakwiki.org/Template_talk:Merge_to

Template is "JANNIE-LOCKED". Somejanny please replace this template's image with [this] already. Thank you Rickert (talk) 06:21, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

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Thank you. {{e|wholesome}} Rickert (talk) 14:58, 11 August 2026 (UTC)
No problem {{e|thumbsup}} G-Man (talk) 15:03, 11 August 2026 (UTC)
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter.
QolaTypeShit (talk) 15:04, 11 August 2026 (UTC) hi

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Pledge of allegiance

We all know that the Sharty administrator, Salt, has removed links to Booru and IRC due to concerns about hostile behavior and anti-Salt sentiment in those communities. The wiki currently maintains a neutral stance, but this may change. The community faces a decision: either maintain connections with the decaying m*dstard booru, or fully align with THE SHARTY KINGDOM and remove anti-Salt content. I for one personally support Salt's leadership of Sharty. --Gem Gem (talk) 19:23, 12 August 2026 (UTC) 19:23, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

tbh, I think we have little choice but to go our separate ways. We dont have a choice, it is clear that all of the soybeans there now fully hate us since the new admin taken over. He himself said he does not care much for it. Not only that, but they are also being hostile to us, treatment goes both ways bro. I never seen such opposition on the sharty to kill all of the soysphere sites. However, we dont need to worry for now as Quote currently still owns the servers of them. Quote also got a ton of hate as well during his term. Its also a wiki, I will not censor just because someone dislikes it Fenriris 🐺 19:36, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
I belive it is absolutely retarded that we should seperate from the Sharty. We have no claim to be a seperate site unlike SoyBooru and we hold all of the Sharty administration. Stop acting like we are large of a community to do this, Fen. ...... Math]] - Talk]] 19:46, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Yep, sorry I did not mean to say it was hostile, it was just a way to say that I was concerned about some of the actions taken with the nu administration, didn't know how to exactly express that. I'm sorry Fenriris 🐺 21:03, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
I hate to do this, but if we have to, lets Fenriris 🐺 19:49, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Don't do this nigga, we already have SNCApedia if you wanna be leaky towards the nu administration. Splintering the 'ki away from the shartysphere over this is absurdly retarded. Col. Sharecropper (talk) 19:58, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Is there any way for you to enable Special:Export in case the 'ki becomes a casualty of the conflict? Soyfield (Talk PageContributionsEmail) 20:39, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Please dont side with the booruniggers Polk (talk) 20:06, 12 August 2026 (UTC) Don’t dodis o algo
Looks like you've drawn somebody's attention on /soy/ https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/17055306.html --AgentThrembo (talk) 20:47, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Fuck. All I was trying to say is that I am neutral on the subject and will continue to be so. I don't hate nor dislike Salt. I am just going with the flow. I am cool ethier way. Anyways, that info is not me, I only go by Fen on the soysphere, nowhere else cause that would be really stupid of me Fenriris 🐺 20:59, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
I agree with Lolkek. ...... Math]] - Talk]] 19:42, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
salty salt save us o algo Soyoyuki (talk) 19:48, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
I prefer Salt and the Sharty over Mustard and the 'ru G-Man (talk) 19:49, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
If you guys say so, but I should of probably told you guys earlier why I was concerned about salt. I heard from Salt after obtanining his email that he does not particaller care for the wiki and that it may be shut down by the end of month since it is only paid for by Quote until then since the booru and the wiki are still owned by him until then, in which case if he does not take them, they will most likely be shut down due to non payment. I was really upset about that, so out of frusteration I may of called him hostile a bit. From what I seen it looks like even the sharty teens were egging him on to JSID for some reason, so I kind of just lached out. I should of been more transparent about that, but I wanted to get it resolved with him before announcing it because otherwise that would of caused all of the teens here to go into crisis mode, and I did not want that. I even offred to run it on his behalf. But if that is what you guys truly want, I will remove the anti-salt stuff, like I said I wanted to be neutrual about it and let teens come to their own conclusion. Thats what I truly wanted. Anyways, it looks like I am not going to change his mind, so might as well pack up your bags. For the reminder that the wiki exists, I will give back control back to Cobblestone and ultimately announce why I been wanting to leave the sharty for a while even before that before teens attempted to dox me. Thank you Fenriris 🐺 21:20, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
I just did not want to cause trouble and chaos here, by announcing it too early, but that cat is out of the bag now. if you all truly want me to go away, I will go away. Again, I am sorry for upsetting you all Fenriris 🐺 21:22, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Oh, and about that "I don't hate nor dislike Salt." I meant I dont hate nor like salt. Thats all from me, feel free to ask anymore questions if you want Fenriris 🐺 21:25, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
I'm sorry to hear that, didn't know Salt wants that for the 'ki. You have been a great admin and were a great moderator too. G-Man (talk) 21:44, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
You leaving is bad enough, giving the 'ki back to Cobblestone will only 100% cement that it is viewed hostile and separates from the Sharty Polk (talk) 21:28, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Kinda agree, this is probably gonna divide the Soysphere further, and losing the 'ki's gonna be a lot worse than the stuff with the booru rn --AgentThrembo (talk) 21:37, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Yeah. The anger against the 'ki was super overblown (and fen def didnt deserve to get doxed) but giving it to someone who is clearly aligned against Salt is not a good move to win back 'teens. Or to convince Salt that the wiki is worth saving. Polk (talk) 21:44, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
sad to hear that but dont let the faildox get to you, you're welcome to come back at any time Cobblestone (talk) 21:29, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
I'm sorry to hear about that. You were a great admin :( --Gem Gem (talk) 21:33, 12 August 2026 (UTC) 21:33, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Sad. I remember when you me and north were mediators together. ...... Math]] - Talk]] 21:34, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
don’t dodis, o algo Beidore (talk) 20:38, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
you dont need this autistic toy soldiers drama (though lolkek is the only one here being ironic and everyone else actually took him seriously), just stay neutral and factual and you'll be fine evendoe I'm trans and chinese or something Cobblestone (talk) 19:50, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
This Fenriris 🐺 19:51, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
infinite pph generator
this should just be discussed instead of useless nigger war'd Soyoyuki (talk) 19:55, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
this is like the third time this month "Soyvil War 5" has been declared Soyoyuki (talk) 19:57, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Should i go talk with Salt? Hes going to probably think we are offcorders and I dont like that. ...... Math]] - Talk]] 19:54, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
everyone tried talking to him, but he has yet to answer a single soul. --Gem Gem (talk) 19:55, 12 August 2026 (UTC) 19:55, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
I'll take a shot. ...... Math]] - Talk]] 19:57, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
salt and quote (assuming that they're separate people) are both dnbs, apparently. for now, we should stay neutralpilled. ev&oe the split is retarded to begin with and could easily be stopped by just banning autisticnuswa and co. for being annoying cordmonkeyfags. Probably a good idea to backup everything as well, as there's a good chance the wiki shut's down if quote can't be arsed to pay for the server come september. also hi /soy/ if you see this. -Neptune (talk) 21:15, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Yes, I agree. The reason why we edit on this site is because we are documenting the soysphere. To be aligned to any one faction would undermine the journalistic integrity that makes this site a reputable source. Shutting this site down means burning down the library of Alexandria. For many, this is the central resource for everything about the soysphere. We should not allow individuals with anti-soy agendas to be active members of the site, is my opinion. The problem is defining what an anti-soy agenda could be. --Artillary (talk) 21:33, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
we really should just make a 'chive of the 'ki right now, lest this becomes a situation worse than losing media from the outage recently --AgentThrembo (talk) 21:59, 12 August 2026 (UTC)


I need a spanking
--~Chud99832 (talk) 21:53, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Replace the sharty emblem with the 'ki logo on the homepage

...... Math]] - Talk]] 20:19, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

fooooooot pls do this GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 21:43, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Most Salt supporters are absolute babies.

I support Salt, but the majority of the other supporters are being babyish for no reason, I genuinely dont know why they want this site shut down. Just because it was ruled by a furfag for 2 or 3 months dosent mean we have to destroy the entirety of Sharty history of culture; its pointless. This site did nothing wrong and we are being treated like fucking satan. ...... Math]] - Talk]] 21:41, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

tsmt, why should we bow to some literal who that just became an admin last week GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 21:43, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
There's some on /soy/ asking salt to acquire the 'ki so I'll give credit there. Not sure if Salt's gonna do it though or what else may come next tbh --AgentThrembo (talk) 21:45, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
What the fuck has been wrong with the soysphere these last weeks, dramas everyday, first the furcord shit, then the soysurgency, then the outage, then the gore unban, now this G-Man (talk) 21:49, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
>2 or 3 months
It hasn't even been one. 'kiGOD (talk) 21:50, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Well, sixth soysurgency ...... Math]] - Talk]] 21:51, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
I think its mostly spillover from the anti-'ru outrage, but I agree that 'oxing fen or shutting down the 'ki isnt justified and is an overreaction. Hopefully Salt is willing to atleast host it while letting someone reasonable administer it Polk (talk) 21:59, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I wanna say something but im afraid i'm afraid i'll be called an attentionwhore for it

Considering how i've made like 10 reppies under here so far. ...... Math]] - Talk]] 22:04, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Im gonna sleep brb ...... Math]] - Talk]] 22:07, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
I think telling us you're afraid of being called an attentionwhore is more of an attentionwhore activity than simply saying what you wanted to say Polk (talk) 22:09, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
^cute and valid --~Chud99832 (talk) 22:44, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

My plan

I don't want to shut down the wiki, but I also don't want to take place in a useless nigger war even if the wiki gets removed from the topbar. I have plans for the wiki and I will make sure it is greatly expanded and revised. I also want @soyoyuki's help in turning this into a greater soysphere wiki that encompasses everything, including namefags and splinters. I also want to make sure it remains neutral, even for "saltists" vs "quotists". If we're going to no longer be the "official" wiki then the only way going forward is to cater to everyone (bare minimum would be, say, not being le pee dough), even swinnychunks will be welcome to come and document on this wiki.

  • I am going to bring back the namefag namespace after all. This might be hard to pull off with Quote MIA but I'll try, even coping with subpages if needed until then.
  • Less of a focus on "official" Sharty. I want to allow different splinters to use this wiki to document their SNCA, as long as it is well-contained as a subpage of the splinter's article, perhaps.
  • I will split the task of moderation from article curation. I want to make it so the editors have more of a say in the final opinion of an article, but with quality control. This quality control will probably come from a new class of editors I will create called "arbitrators." Basically, I want to promote a group of intelligent, unbiased, and reasonable editors who have the final say in edit wars and the final shape of an article. I'll try to promote people with different viewpoints (saltists, quotists, splinterchunk, and whatever the fuck else) as long as they are people who can genuinely read and make a valid judgement.
    • Related to the topic above, I want better quality control for pedo and zoophile accusations. These are serious accusations and must all be substantiated. I feel like jannies haven't done a good job with this one. Probably my fault too though for not dealing with this earlier.
  • I will create concrete deletion guidelines to stop good articles from being removed or censored by overzealous jannies.
  • I will archive the wiki and save it locally in case Salt DOES try to JSID.
  • I might change the wiki rules to match Salt's vision a little bit more as long as we're still on the topbar.

This is what I'm planning to do for now. More later. Cobblestone (talk) 23:00, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT, YOUR PLAN SUCKS!

--P0008874 (talk) 12:29, 14 August 2026 (UTC)


Neutrality is the best approach. This is a step in the right direction. How long do you think will it take for you to archive the Wiki? Rickert (talk) 23:06, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
shouldnt take that long with wiki tools Cobblestone (talk) 23:07, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
can you save literally everything right about now and keep replacing it daily or some shit like that i'm quite noided about everything being lost (what i mean by this is like last minute shit getting lost not everything on the wiki as you're already archiving it)JDS1948 (talk) 23:08, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Soyfield likes this.
Rare cobble W, still dont like the namefag namespace. But its nice to think about a new wiki and what that represents for the future --~Chud99832 (talk) 23:17, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Sounds good. Tar (talk | email) 23:25, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
And thats fine. 25Wholesome52 (talk) 23:28, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
thanks for dealing with all of this nigger nonsense cobble, i may rape you often but this is good to hear. much love lil nigga --RapeDenDweller1488 (talk) 23:32, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Well in general that's good to hear.
>I am going to bring back the namefag namespace after all. This might be hard to pull off with Quote MIA but I'll try, even coping with subpages if needed until then.
Good idea, namefag pages were always a bit hard to deal with, especially with the majority of them being gigastubs, and a seperate namespace for them will allow for that better.
>Less of a focus on "official" Sharty. I want to allow different splinters to use this wiki to document their SNCA, as long as it is well-contained as a subpage of the splinter's article, perhaps.
Very interesting. Question; Do you still want it to be "sharty-focused" in some way?
Additionally, do you want to have stuff like SECApedia's "Soysphere" page, a massive list of splinters (hostile and allowed), or do you feel like that would be shilling them too much?
>I will split the task of moderation from article curation. I want to make it so the editors have more of a say in the final opinion of an article, but with quality control. This quality control will probably come from a new class of editors I will create called "arbitrators." Basically, I want to promote a group of intelligent, unbiased, and reasonable editors who have the final say in edit wars and the final shape of an article. I'll try to promote people with different viewpoints (saltists, quotists, splinterchunk, and whatever the fuck else) as long as they are people who can genuinely read and make a valid judgement.
Pro tip: Always double-check everyone that openly admits they're a kzzycuck/chimneycuck. It's usually a good cover that 'corders give for themself so they can keep acting the way they usually do without raising any larger suspicion. Doe now that i think about it i don't think putting kzzycucks (atleast nukzzycucks, since their site is most likely 'cord-owned) and chimneycucks in positions of power like this would be a good idea. Shemmypitos would be the best limit for now, especially with their site being schrodinger's DNB, constantly either alive or dead 24/7 with no signs of any real stability.
>Related to the topic above, I want better quality control for pedo and zoophile accusations. These are serious accusations and must all be substantiated. I feel like jannies haven't done a good job with this one. Probably my fault too though for not dealing with this earlier.
What i did on SECApedia was force everyone to have atleast a singular citation when putting any serious allegations like pedophillia on someone's page. This was in like the last 2 weeks of the site so it didn't exactly get tested to the fullest but i think it worked pretty well.
>I will create concrete deletion guidelines to stop good articles from being removed or censored by overzealous jannies.
>I will archive the wiki and save it locally in case Salt DOES try to JSID.
>I might change the wiki rules to match Salt's vision a little bit more as long as we're still on the topbar.
The last point is ESPECIALLY necessary. Still being linked on the sharty is practically required in my opinion, otherwise we'll devolve into splinter-wiki madness where everyone and their mom will have their own 'ki. I've already seen like 3 retards try to make their own splinter wiki with the assumption that Salt will endorse them.
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Overall a decent plan. I'd suggest the phasing-out of the (SNCA) namespace aswell, since i personally believe is that all it does is create a need for useless redirects that otherwise would've been the articles themselves. This redirect hell also makes the article basically unsearchable if you forget to make a redirect for it in the (Main) namespace. I also don't really like how the articles in the (SNCA) namespace are being treated as "lesser", having their page rating revoked because "pages in this namespace don't deserve one", even if they're really good articles.
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I'm gonna go to sleep soon since it's almost 2am in my braphole. I'll try to port over all of the SECApedia articles tommorow, since i have them all downloaded on my computer already. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:02, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Salt just joined. So i don't know how this holds up now. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:03, 13 August 2026 (UTC):
we have a List of imageboards so we can have a list of splinters, i think only the chimney and the other pedo one are probably too much to allow (i turned those into DNBs when i banned their pages essentially). as for the sharty focus, i basically want it to document both the sharty and splintersphere equally. phasing out the SNCA: namespace and just allowing SNCA articles as long as they're high-quality is a good idea. i'll do the citation thing. let's see what salt says tho. 00:11, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Alright, thats good enough for me. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:17, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
i quite like the plan and it aligns well with my goals
i believe the previous administrations approach to splinters was very short sighted and we should win by simply being better instead through suppressing them
@Administrat0r Other than Cobblestone's plans, do you have any long-term plans/insights for this Wiki? Rickert (talk) 00:25, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
I'm fine with everything listed here
>I want better quality control for pedo and zoophile accusations.
das aryan shemmycu-(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 00:31, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
OK, so if splinters will be documented, what about failtroll sites (like the known jarty splinter that we can't name)? RetardedESLjeet (talk) 01:00, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
let's not document the really bad ones Cobblestone (talk) 01:03, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
define a really bad one
Even my site barely documented (& obviously banned the links aswell to) that place. It should die in irrelevancy, it's literally a CP archive. Soyoyuki (talk) 01:16, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
nooo you dont get it we need to feed failtrolls attention so that we can raid them and take them down, it will work this time and they wont instantly get a ne domain trust Cobblestone (talk) 01:19, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Since when was cobblestone so keyed? I bow to thee Nut (talk) 01:53, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
>a greater soysphere wiki that encompasses everything, including namefags and splinters
FUCKING FINALLY Rizzmaster (talk) 02:20, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
If you wanted to encompass everything you wouldn't memoryhole everything you stupid idiot. If you want to encompass everything undelete everything ChuderinoBino (talk) 04:04, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
undelete what exactly? Cobblestone (talk) 14:41, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
>Less of a focus on "official" Sharty. I want to allow different splinters to use this wiki to document their SNCA, as long as it is well-contained as a subpage of the splinter's article, perhaps.
this can't be. surely it doesn't mean what i think it is, right? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 11:54, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Get Me Out Of This Godforsaken Hellhole

I am very Saltist, but holy SHIT having to deal with the possibility of this nigger splintering off and doing some other bullshit despite the obvious superiority of just allowing the site to continue on under Salt or a Saltist is aids as fuck. I personally prefer Cobble to Fen or even Salt just because of familiarity and known skill, but I think Salt is being a massive nigger about everything ever on here for no reason at all. Hope you niggas are doing well, I for one will be staying here even if it means dealing with nogsense, and I implore Saltists to stay here as well and continue to edit instead of defecting to whatever he's making. This place is already pretty anti-Quote and anti-failtroll bait last I checked geg, hoping Saltykins comes to his senses or something.

>mfw write snca paragraphs on janny page

Actual question, how do you guys plan on dealing with this new nigger drama other than waiting for it to blow over? I assume nothing will come of it, but having a nu-Swede niggeraids site trying to take us down for no reason due to lack of education will probably be continued aids. Personally I see the best solution as de-Quotification just to appease them. (evendoe theyre autists who wouldnt care/find out)

p.s. i have no idea how this page works i just wanted to blog geg, feel free to remove or something

--RapeDenDweller1488 (talk) 23:24, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I think what makes this worse than most other things the sharty's faced before is that no one, not one person seems to know what's going on aside from salt who isn't saying much while Quote is POW-MIA. No one knows what the fuck is going on or why, and along with that everything's going to shit. I just hope we get answers eventually. JDS1948 (talk) 23:34, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

SALT RESPONSE

Quick check the sticky on /soy/ NOW
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/17062447.html#17062447
--~Chud99832 (talk) 00:17, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

massive JDS1948 (talk) 00:20, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Fuck this nigga. Codex (talk) 00:38, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
glad to see it, hoping for a new and improved saltreich! --RapeDenDweller1488 (talk) 00:42, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

ah fuck

i have been fucked beyond proportion —-Glisterald

Oh no the consequences of my actions!{{e|kek}} --~Chud99832 (talk) 00:57, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Marge? Soyoyuki (talk) 01:00, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
a lot of you may not even know what i’m talking about bruh. i wake up to this .. nothing that is happening right now or has happened i like. this is the worst outcome. Glisterald (talk) 01:02, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
dont remove my comment you braphog --Silohpso (talk) 01:15, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
KEK
aldoe i'm kind of a third wheel here so i can't celebrate that much Soyoyuki (talk) 01:47, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

actually fuck this

2025 AntiQch Highschool Shooting

It's been long enough and the censorship from quote and jackson is gone. we could use that as a page to warn cacas to not get groomed by neo-nazi foodists— Preceding unsigned comment added by General Niggnin (talkcontribs)

Idk where else to ask so i ask here

marge? --~Chud99832 (talk) 05:05, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
>It's been long enough and the censorship from quote and jackson is gone. we could use that as a page to warn cacas to not get groomed by neo-nazi foodistsLoon (talk) 05:11, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Nigga if you need a wiki page to learn how to not get groomed by feds, terrorists, and degenerates, then you're too far gone. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 05:12, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
^ agreed QolaTypeShit (talk) 06:08, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
I dont think this retarded failtroll (and failshooter) nigger deserves a page memorializing him Polk (talk) 06:30, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
well i hate that retard for putting the last nail in the coffin for incelcore but also killing some innocent kid above all else. his goal was to be immortalized via ""ironic"" vrill edits on 'tok and the like. do not give him what he wants even posthumously JDS1948 (talk) 09:54, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
That is true but we can also make fun of that retard. It doesn't mean we are memorializing him per say anyways.

wtf is happening

can anyone explain what's happening? is Salt the new owner? what's going on with the booru? It feels like a soyvil war 2 desu Gzard (talk) 07:14, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

'teens oxxed Feniris supposedly and he got pressured to resign, and he gave it to Cobblestone under supreme rule by Salt. ...... Math]] - Talk]] 07:31, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
to my understanding this wiki is still technically under control of Quote or something like that, salt said he was going to transfer it over to his infrastructure soonish in his demand to cobb JDS1948 (talk) 10:36, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
>'teens which Gzard (talk) 08:13, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
/soy/ ...... Math]] - Talk]] 08:20, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
that's actually disgusting. whyyyy?? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 12:00, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
>that's actually disgusting. whyyyy??
— Preceding unsigned comment added by Gzard (talkcontribs)
what did i do? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 12:04, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
>what did i do?

Will you give the 'ki to Salt?

As far as i know, Salt wants every place and hates booru for namefagging, doe will you give the ki to him actually? I'll stay here either way

Salt is busy with the soyjak.party imageboard, he will take the booru by the end of the month. I suspect that he doesn't care for the wiki that much, and will only take care of the server part that he inherited from Quote

Infobox change

@Cobblestone I think the outermost border is a bit too visible/thick. as an example here it kind of looks out of place in my opinion. Rickert (talk) 12:51, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

it also looks weird on mobile Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 12:52, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
hey retard i thought you quit, did your cousin peg you back? AwardedAccountAward (talk) 13:06, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
i retired from soybooru, and im staying here until things calm down, though cobbletroon is now admin so i dont know anymore Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 13:07, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
ARYAN_WARRIOR BECAME A W*KINIGGER PEEEEPPP 🍻🍻 AwardedAccountAward (talk) 13:10, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
i was always a wikibvll nusoi Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 13:14, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
The nu-owner will end shitflinging between namefags like you niggers Gzard (talk) 13:26, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
why are you so sensitive AwardedAccountAward (talk) 13:43, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
because you are saying mean things towards my cousin Gzard (talk) 13:48, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
BRO.... AwardedAccountAward (talk) 13:59, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
is it better now. ill see how it looks on mobile Cobblestone (talk) 13:31, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Yes, its a direct upgrade. Can't say how it looks like on mobile though. Rickert (talk) 13:33, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
i fixed it on mobile. Cobblestone (talk) 13:35, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

I added a new rule clause to wiki rule G7 related to my plan above

check it out and give your honest opinions Cobblestone (talk) 13:56, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

I don't think that this was happening to the point of NEEDING a rule, I feel like it stems from some sort of personal bias. Tbh this can be used for pretty much all of your policies that were implemented since the '26 Gzard (talk) 14:03, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
you think this until i make a page called Gzard saying you're a pedophile who rapes kids Cobblestone (talk) 14:05, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
^ and thecatalan keeps reverting anyone who removes those accusations from your page Cobblestone (talk) 14:05, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Any examples of this happening? I don't remember them Gzard (talk) 14:07, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
{{e|jsid}} literally as we speak thecatalan was reverting my evidence of the so-called "SDL" not spamming CP, he also wrote that mustard was "confirmed to be a lolicon" on the furcord wiki page Cobblestone (talk) 14:08, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
I wasn't really following this whole namefag war after Quote unbanned Glisterald. Gzard (talk) 14:13, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
^^^ i also wasnt a janny so i had to keep reverting the fake lolicon accusation, but he kept edit warring me to add it back but none of the jannies helped, clearly you guys need a rule. Cobblestone (talk) 14:08, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Wouldn't such edits count as vandalism/hoaxing (which deserves harsher penalties)? whats your plan for testing "unsubstantiated"? Rickert (talk) 14:10, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Usually people who do this have some personal conflict of interest, so a straight ban from that page may be the way. Doe I do think its a bit too much of a rulecuck, just my opinion. Rickert (talk) 14:11, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
instead of having it be a set rule, should i add it to the manual of style and if someone does that we can treat it as a manual of style violation like all the others? would that be better? Cobblestone (talk) 14:16, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
From my perspective, I still see it more as a rule violation (good faith edits still can count as disruptive if the editor isn't budging from his wrong, but "made in good faith", edits to the point it actually becomes malicious) so it makes more sense as a rule than as part of the manual of style (MoS also doesn't carry as much weight as rules). If you want to curb this, keep it as a rule. Rickert (talk) 14:27, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
now im not so sure, i feel like you're right in that it would lead to people just arguing about the evidence. Cobblestone (talk) 14:30, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
i added it to both the MoS and the ruleset. i'll see what happens. Cobblestone (talk) 14:31, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
vandalism is more for bad faith edits, thecatalan is editing in good faith, he genuinely thinks everyone is a pedo, so he's not vandalizing anything (from his perspective), as for unsubstantiated, there needs to be at least one citation with very solid evidence, so nothing like a discord screenshot which can be easily faked. if less substantial but possible evidence exists, those may be included but they need to be worded in a way to let the reader know the evidence isn't decisive, but it shouldn't be used to add the pee dough template and OYYYYYYYYY!!!! at the person Cobblestone (talk) 14:14, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
I see. Its kicking the can down the road though, next people will argue over evidence and edit war on that front, but its still a very good change. Rickert (talk) 14:17, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
@Rickert see my suggestion above about putting it in the manual of style instead Cobblestone (talk) 14:19, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
W rule cobblestone another way to stop the hunkies AwardedAccountAward (talk) 14:12, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
>adding a rule because of a single nigger Gzard (talk) 14:16, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
there are multiple people who do this but he's the worst of them, we need a proper rule instead of just clittybanning him when he didnt break any rules Cobblestone (talk) 14:18, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Is the SNCA namespace unenforced now?

@Cobblestone I've seen like 5 non-sharty related pages pop up in (Main). Soyoyuki (talk) 14:41, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

I thought about this but I think I'd like to keep SNCA:, some pages on it are extremely valuable like BonziWORLD. and you might say let's just allow SNCA: on main, but we would need quality control which would mean deleting low-quality SNCA pages on the mainspace, which also goes against the point of a wiki which is having shitty pages that slowly get developed into gems. thoughts? if you see SNCA in main just move it to SNCA:. i'll also try to ask Salt to enable searching across namespaces so we dont need 5000 redirects. Cobblestone (talk) 14:43, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
>I'd like to keep SNCA:, some pages on it are extremely valuable like BonziWORLD. and you might say let's just allow SNCA: on main, but we would need quality control which would mean deleting low-quality SNCA pages on the mainspace, which also goes against the point of a wiki which is having shitty pages that slowly get developed into gems.
I wouldn't be so strict when it comes to stubs, as all pages will get filled in over time anyway, for example the "SNCA" page.
Not every page needs to be perfect immediately, most of the actual high-view count pages are high quality.
>Salt to enable searching across namespaces so we dont need 5000 redirects.
Does he even know what LocalSettings.php is? Soyoyuki (talk) 16:02, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
I mean i'm not one to speak since i barely know how to work with MediaWiki's backend anyway but there needs to be someone that act as a system administrator or else this could end badly. Should obviously be fine for now but just saying. Soyoyuki (talk) 16:04, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
>I wouldn't be so strict when it comes to stubs
Shit pages are "fine" to the extent where they should at the very least be marked with {{Coal}}. I personally believe that the most important thing about a 'ki is it's sheer information. Styling is shit that janny-tranny phono only cares fan about, and regular users shouldnt be forced to bother with it the majority of the time. For me that came with "consequences" in the sense that i simply wouldnt give certain people autoconfirmed, even if they had a high edit count & activity. Soyoyuki (talk) 16:07, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

keep it or delete it

Template:DeadEnd Gzard (talk) 15:08, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Archive, Special:DeadendPages exists so there's no need for a template about it G-Man (talk) 15:37, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
How do you archive templates Gzard (talk) 15:41, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
With Template:Archived template G-Man (talk) 15:44, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

IRC joons

remove sncapedia and secapedia filters from the IRC Gzard (talk) 16:03, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Wiki compromised?

Title Rickert (talk) 16:06, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

cobblestone is larping. Recent suppressed Special:Log/rights was cobblestone giving somephono named similarly all group members Gzard (talk) 16:14, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
I see. Rape the userpage immediately. Rickert (talk) 16:15, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Cobblestone still has admin rights, definitely a larp. Soyfield (Talk PageContributionsEmail) 16:39, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Ve are back and ve VVQN furniggers. Didn't like that userpage rape huh Rickert (talk) 23:11, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Well looks like I was wrong. I'd recommend changing your passwords. Soyfield (Talk PageContributionsEmail) 02:00, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Aye, one user already had his account stolen. Rickert (talk) 02:02, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

LAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

> 16:01 User rights log Cobblestone talk contribs 'nish changed group membership for Trinny from (none) to bot, moderator, interface editor, bureaucrat, suppressor, helper, AllPageEdit, rollbacker, push subscription manager, check user, temporary account IP viewer, credentials editor, automoderated user and approver

Marge how do I unmove something?

Page Froot is now a redirect for the detractor's perspective Limbusfag123 (talk) 23:24, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Seems like it might've been deleted in the hacks. Ask a mod if they can undelete the page 'kiGOD (talk) 23:27, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
fixed --Gem Gem (talk) 23:30, 13 August 2026 (UTC) 23:30, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Thanks Lolkek! {{e|wholesome}} Limbusfag123 (talk) 23:38, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

my experience

Honestly me as I write this after the wringer i went through

>get faildoxed by some swinnytard as some literal who with the wrong race, gender, skin tone, and location, because we had similar names and both of us draw and people actually believe it

me as i finish writing this

<ok no problem not a big deal

>the news comes out that it's actually a loli pedo tranny guro blacked artist and they accuse me of being that too and people believe it

<...

>quote ghosts me and leaves the wiki to rot and then fenriris has to go away and i become the admin again

<ok. ill just release a plan to try and keep the wiki running even with a different admin, and ill even try to work with the new owner and a splinter wiki admin to make the site better

>the very next day, some random pretends to be me in a thread and spergs out, people believe it

<ok

>then my fucking wiki account and gets hacked and i run into the irc telling people and trying to control the situation, but my OWN JANNIES LITERALLY CALL IT A LARP AND SAY IM LYING WHEN IM JUST TRYING TO HELP EVERYONE OUT OF GOODWILL

<ok. ill just email salt instead, he can help

>then people again start maliciously speculating instead and saying that it's actually le muhfuggen admin 6 plan to take over da weekee! {{e|hunk}}, as if i'd vandalize the one thing i cared about the most, and even the new owner basically accuses me of this on the sharty. people believe it.

wtf is wrong with you ppl, if you want me demoted then sure that's one thing and not that big of a deal but wtf is this psychological torture???? do u want me to lose my mind?? and i even lost people i thought i could trust like mist who randomly started threatening me for le joon perms, then leaks janny snca, then comes crawling back as if i have 0.05 molecules of trust for him left. do u actually think im that horrible that you need to assume im lying or doing something evil in quite literally every situation??? u dont need to spit in my face at every single turn. this is the most heartbreaking shit to everh happen on a soyjak website Cobblestone (talk) 00:20, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

I asked Salt about your plans and he said he wants to keep you around as staff to implement them. Rickert (talk) 00:32, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
yay, but im so so so tired Cobblestone (talk) 00:34, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
As Neptune said below, a clear majority of the 'Ki is supportive of your plan (including Salt) and would like to see it implemented. All the bullshit shouldn't distract you from gemming up the Wiki. Salt's suspicions were probably just based on your account being the attack vector, and that's it. {{e|thumbsup}} Rickert (talk) 01:17, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
I'm sorry you went through all of that. I know how it feels to waste thousands of hours on nusois just to be met with dox threats and complaints over petty shit without any thank yous for all the work done to keep this place up and thriving. Consider taking a short break for your mental health, and your place will be reserved anytime you come back. --Gem Gem (talk) 00:36, 14 August 2026 (UTC) 00:36, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Summary:

In all seriousness, you do not deserve 99% of the hate you get. It's ridiculous that it's gotten this bad. ...... Math]] - Talk]] 00:40, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
I (and the majority of the 'ki userbase, I think) approved of the changes you proposed in your plan, and would be sad to see you go if you decide to. The bald man with glasses wiki is ultimately only a bald man with glasses wiki and it's understandable if you want to take a step back. Also, apologies for thinking that the hack was a larp, a lot of misinfo was going around -Neptune (talk) 01:08, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Sorry for thinking you staged it. It just felt too "surreal". Soyoyuki (talk) 01:16, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
kek Glisterald (talk) 03:19, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
@Grok summarize this in less than two sentences Polk (talk) 03:27, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Cobblestone mayne I'm sorry for trying to dox you Limbusfag123 (talk) 03:51, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
to be absolutely honest most oldsoys werent buying your argument, this followed a very similar pattern with previous owners or mods of soysphere sites so it was pretty much expected that jannies or other people suspected about you making it up --Silohpso (talk) 04:13, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
some nigger gets in power randomly with no prior history
it turns out to be the admin fucking with the userbase for no reason
the same joke has been played over and over again and you expect us not to immediately call bullshit when the same patterns repeat themselves? Glisterald (talk) 04:58, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
I'm gone for like a day then the entire site is hacked geg
geg stop being such a tranny attentionwhore
end your life cobblebrap
calm your tits Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 14:08, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
unbelievable amount of glaze above me ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Synonymous (talk) 20:16, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

TF happened

@Glisterald What's with the evil soycord bans - Funnybenny18

>Manually putting in your name after a message in a talk page instead of using four beers tildes
Limbusfag123 (talk) 06:07, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
@Funnybenny18 the people i banned are EVIL. EVLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Glisterald (talk) 07:51, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
We need Michael Stevens to cut in and say "Or are they...?", because I don't believe two dead janny babies and a notorious nonchalant oilhead to work together on doxxing Mustard of all people - Can't fuckin put my signature on this page for some reason and IDGAF
evil nigger babies, i already notified mustard and everyone that needed to know with proof. Glisterald (talk) 08:11, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

just realised 90% of the people hating you are newfags, just ignore them, they never aported anything to the soysphere anyways

^ QolaTypeShit (talk) 06:18, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Marge who are you talking to Limbusfag123 (talk) 06:36, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

When can I become a janny

Just wanna know. Boiwomp (talk) 08:35, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

We have enough jannies Gzard (talk) 09:56, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Help me create replacement icons for boring MediaWiki ones still in use + role badges for the 'ki

...... Math]] - Talk]] 11:52, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Can i make an unban requests thread on the shroom?

tite hull Soyoyuki (talk) 12:02, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

@Administrat0r @Gem Soyoyuki (talk) 12:02, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
use boorum instead. --Gem Gem (talk) 12:14, 14 August 2026 (UTC) 12:14, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Splintercux are allowed here now doe, the majority of shroomcacas don't use the 'ru. Also i don't have an account there anyway. Soyoyuki (talk) 12:21, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
I know but making a booru account is way easier, and most wiki users have a booru account. --Gem Gem (talk) 12:40, 14 August 2026 (UTC) 12:40, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Is hostile splinter documentation allowed again as long as URLs are banned?

Since Soyukiki now tells us we can make articles on them TheCatalan1977 (talk) 12:19, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

I simply mirrored the situation that i observed on the sharty. Stuff like the 'ssy (ifykyk) is still not allowed. Soyoyuki (talk) 12:20, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
is the ch**** allowed? TheCatalan1977 (talk) 13:10, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
There's a page for it that just says "Awaiting SECApedia import." Soyfield (Talk PageContributionsEmail) 15:40, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
yeah hold on i'm a lazy nigger geg Soyoyuki (talk) 16:42, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

User talk header by me

Template:Talkheader You can see how it works on my talk page. ...... Math]] - Talk]] 13:51, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

You could add a parameter to not have an ugly redlink in case the talk page has no archives. Gemmy template otherwise though. SumerianArcheologist (talk) 13:56, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

File Reupload Merger Needed

File:250794 - soybooru.com - a24 slowburn soyjak alicia animated bernd chudjak closed mouth cobson cryboy soyjak crying dance el perro rabioso feraljak full body gangnam style gapejak gif glasses impish soyak ears israe.gif has been reuploaded as File:250794 Reuploaded.gif, seems like you forgot to merge it. Will reply to this message with more neglected reuploads if I find any more. SumerianArcheologist (talk) 13:54, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Holy raisin

Why is the wiki laggy as shit now --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 15:54, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Okay it's all good now{{e|dreamy}} --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 16:11, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Should i port over the "Friendly Zone - Gray Area - Gray Area (No-Link) - Hostile Zone" categorization from SECApedia?

I would remaster this system a bit though, making all Gray Area sites be "No-Link" by default to accomodate the current rulesset.

Per the rules, you are not allowed to shill any site regardless of which category it is in.
  • Friendly Zone - (Unmarked on pages.)
Documentation & usage are allowed freely.
Example sites: Swinny, Shemmy, Realby
  • Gray Area - (Must be marked with a template.)
While usage is allowed freely, documentation may be hindered due to the requirement of link censorship, as the sites are considered questionable on a case-by-case basis.
Example sites: Kuzzy, Chinny
  • Hostile Zone - (Usually does not deserve a page, but if it does, it must be marked with a template.)
Usage of these sites VILL get you banned, and documentation (& mention) is almost always blocked.
Example Sites: No site that actually matters or has more than 10 PPD. We aren't losing much (nothing) by censoring these sites.

Soyoyuki (talk) 16:39, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Perpetualchange likes this. bumo Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 16:43, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
yes, I think that this is a good classification, especially if 'grey area' links are banned by default. However, sites in the last category should not have pages at all imo (unless they're already long-dead), as splinters like skajyos' jartypedo one should not receive any documentation at all. -Neptune (talk) 16:46, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
DO THIS, The cobson janny template also messed up formatting
G-Man likes this. I like it. I remember there were templates for that in SNCApedia and your wiki so I know what you're talking about. G-Man (talk) 17:00, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Math likes this. Smart. ...... Math]] - Talk]] 17:08, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
JakJalopy likes this. --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 17:10, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Rickert likes this. Rickert (talk) 17:22, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Soyfield likes this.
Make it a template alrdy
GauntletThrown likes this.
Gem likes this.

Mod

Cna can i hace mod I am Cool

>Cna can i hace mod I am Cool --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 17:18, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
no fuck u✌️ — Preceding unsigned comment added by Alarcão (talkcontribs)

approver

This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!

can I be approver I am wholesome big chungus and wanna improve website --user:General Niggnin meh too plz Aryan Warriors Cousin (talk) 19:14, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

RETIRED AND NUKED FOR NOTHING AWARD

bro... AwardedAccountAward (talk) 18:40, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Nigga what 2552 (User page) (talk) 18:47, 14 August 2026
500iq move we didn't predict?
Attention whoring your departure and then coming back not even 3 days later = holy administrator Soyoyuki (talk) 20:00, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Leave my fucking HISA alone you wikisluts. Goddamn you all. --Funnybenny18 | Fuck you Wikisluts (Complain about my legible writing) 20:56, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Im sorry guys :( Fenriris 🐺 21:39, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Rule suggestion

Should we add a rule against begging to be made an approver or helper? As far as I know every staff member on here was given their role without having to ask for it. Soyfield (Talk PageContributionsEmail) 21:05, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Rickert likes this. Rickert (talk) 21:36, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Fenriris likes this. Fenriris 🐺 21:39, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
G-Man likes this. G-Man (talk) 21:44, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Perpetualchange dislikes this. Dude, can a nigga live? Can a nigga live, PLEASE? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 21:47, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
I don't see this as necessary, plenty of people have gotten approver/janny roles just from asking and I don't think qualified editors should be stopped from asking for it 'kiGOD (talk) 21:56, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
In that case maybe we could have a dedicated janny application page that lists qualifications (how old your account has to be, how many edits, etc.)? Soyfield (Talk PageContributionsEmail) 22:07, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Maybe as a general guideline, but there are many possible exceptions. For example User:Soyoyuki has barely any edits and a 4 day old account but he got mod due to his ownership of SECApedia. 'kiGOD (talk) 23:38, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Yeah obviously we'd have an exception for special cases. Soyfield (Talk PageContributionsEmail) 00:43, 15 August 2026 (UTC)
Gem likes this. --Gem Gem (talk) 22:54, 14 August 2026 (UTC) 22:54, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

@User:Statis @User:Soyoyuki

Can you add an email to your mediawiki accounts so the links in the header work properly? If you're not willing to then link it to another private method of communication or remove yourself from the header entirely 'kiGOD (talk) 21:46, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

I think the mailserver is down or something. Email confirmation doesn't work. Soyoyuki (talk) 21:49, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Yeah, think so too. Maybe thats why we cant reach Quote Fenriris 🐺 21:50, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
@Soyoyuki I literally set my email for the first time earlier today. --Gem Gem (talk) 22:55, 14 August 2026 (UTC) 22:55, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

wtf is wrong with you ppl, if you want me demoted then sure that's one thing and not that big of a deal but wtf is this psychological torture???? do u want me to lose my mind?? and i even lost people i thought i could trust like mist who randomly started threatening me for le joon perms, then leaks janny snca, then comes crawling back as if i have 0.05 molecules of trust for him left. do u actually think im that horrible that you need to assume im lying or doing something evil in quite literally every situation??? u dont need to spit in my face at every single turn. this is the most heartbreaking shit to everh happen on a soyjak website

Edit war

Jannies you know what to do. See recent changes Rickert (talk) 22:52, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Shut up middleman do something about you fat lardo. Yet another case of jannies keeping the stupid opinion --Funnybenny18 | Fuck you Wikisluts (Complain about my legible writing) 22:55, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Nigger I'm not staff. You should also stop edit warring, doe whoever janny, just ban catalan for another day from the two pages atp Rickert (talk) 22:56, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
Shut up middleman crybaby keep sucking on your manual of style thumb. We should probably kill @TheCatalan1977 at some point I feel --Funnybenny18 | Fuck you Wikisluts (Complain about my legible writing) 22:58, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
locked the page (for an hour) cus y'all can't behave. mustard is still verifiably admin for now but that will probably change sQQn... -Neptune (talk) 22:59, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Hi

Is it okay if I can have automoderated? I was the co-owner of SECApedia (owned by Soyoyuki). Proof: File:Very old SECApedia screenshot.png Soyjaks (talk) 01:12, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

What the fuck

Obsessed gringos, why cant i upload anything? Is this happening to anybody else? Aryan Warriors Cousin (talk)

Works fine for me 'kiGOD (talk) 04:17, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Add a Manual of Style subpage that elaborates on conflicting templates and which ones should be kept when resolving said conflicts

Title. For instance {{GoodOver}} and {{Winraid}} could be considered conflicting templates since they have overlapping usecases in a way (both are for good things that are over) but Winraid is generally considered higher priority due to its more specific nature (successful raids) and having an additional purpose in summarizing why a raid was successful.

The page itself doesn't need to be anything fancy, just a list of templates that overlap in usecase (or could be confused for each other), explanations of their specific usecases, and which ones take priority when deciding which of them to have on a page.

It could alternatively be a subpage of the Templates page. Either will work. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 05:10, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Shouldn't documentation first and foremost distinguish them from each other doe? By establishing clearly what they are, when to be used, and if need be, when not to be used etc. I recently edited some grading documentation to distinguish Rust and Ruby for example. Since they're grouped together, it makes it easy to figure for the editor to pick the right one and the one they want. There's a general case of bad/lacking documentation overall, so fixing that is probably the best approach here. Rickert (talk) 05:40, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Year navboxes

Should year boxes be a thing? ...... Math]] - Talk]] 15:24, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

You mean something like this? What would be its use case? Rickert (talk) 15:38, 15 August 2026 (UTC)
Linking events, people and variants by their creation date ...... Math]] - Talk]] 15:41, 15 August 2026 (UTC)
the footers for the respective owners already does a pretty good job categorizing events, people, and websites. for variants thoughever, this could be useful Glisterald (talk) 15:44, 15 August 2026 (UTC)
I saw your template, imo those should be pages similar to this example (2023 in Soysphere o algo), with a footer template that lists all the years (like the US example, simplified). Each page can have its navigation template like the template you see on the wikipedia example. Rickert (talk) 15:47, 15 August 2026 (UTC)
@Rickert do this and make it a group of subpages in the Happenings page, i don't think there should be a bajillion templates for years
Let him finish it then I'll import them reformatted into pages, and anything else useful leftover, if he doesn't mind. The necessary templates should be easy to make. Rickert (talk) 16:19, 15 August 2026 (UTC)
@Glisterald Happenings is already heavily in use and I don't think they would fit without causing confusion, so grouping them under a broad "Years in the Soysphere" page might be a better idea. I'll keep them in my userspace then move them out once its all done. Rickert (talk) 16:58, 15 August 2026 (UTC)
@Rickert okay, that's good Glisterald (talk) 17:12, 15 August 2026 (UTC)
@Glisterald take a look at this for an idea of what itll look like. Basically an abridged version of happenings that only carries over major things, with a more "overview" approach. Let me know what you think. Rickert (talk) 19:02, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Forbidden splinters

I know we're not allowed to document certain splinters like that one Jartypedo splinter, but should we have them be redirects to ACCESS DENIED so that they're not documented but it's clear to users that talking about them isn't allowed? Or is even that too much attention? Soyfield (Talk PageContributionsEmail) 19:56, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

I've been thinking about it recently and the thing is that we might have to allow documentation of some of the more popular Hostile Zone splinters, simply due to the fact that SNCApedia allows it, a site that everyone knows about and can freely link to in the entire shartysphere. For example i just saw someone link the 'ssy article.
I know that SNCApedia is effectively a puppet/proxy of our site, since User:GapeNewell owns it, but they've documented that stuff since almost the very beginning so i doubt they'll give up on it under our demand. Soyoyuki (talk) 20:04, 15 August 2026 (UTC)
Isn't being afraid to name these splinters just playing into what they want? ~Chud77586 (talk) 20:02, 15 August 2026 (UTC)
No, they feed off of any and all attention. I know this from experience running SECApedia. Soyoyuki (talk) 20:08, 15 August 2026 (UTC)
I just don't get documenting shit like a jasy since well what is there to document? its a pedophile imageboard like a thousand others. And this is also what they want