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woah

wtf? Glisterald (talk) 01:52, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

Faeces. Alongside individuals of the African phenotype expiring. Neptune (talk) 01:55, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

help

AllPage editors please remove the red link from Main Page/NA, thanks Gzard (talk) 03:47, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

done. huh i thought jannies had allpageedit by default -Neptune (talk) 03:55, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

JANNY

https://soyjakwiki.org/Template_talk:Merge_to

Template is "JANNIE-LOCKED". Somejanny please replace this template's image with [this] already. Thank you Rickert (talk) 06:21, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

Done G-Man (talk) 14:57, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

Thank you. Rickert (talk) 14:58, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

No problem G-Man (talk) 15:03, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

Pledge of allegiance

We all know that the Sharty administrator, Salt, has removed links to Booru and IRC due to concerns about hostile behavior and anti-Salt sentiment in those communities. The wiki currently maintains a neutral stance, but this may change. The community faces a decision: either maintain connections with the decaying m*dstard booru, or fully align with THE SHARTY KINGDOM and remove anti-Salt content. I for one personally support Salt's leadership of Sharty. –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:23, 12 August 2026 (UTC) 19:23, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

tbh, I think we have little choice but to go our separate ways. We dont have a choice, it is clear that all of the soybeans there now fully hate us since the new admin taken over. He himself said he does not care much for it. Not only that, but they are also being hostile to us, treatment goes both ways bro. I never seen such opposition on the sharty to kill all of the soysphere sites. However, we dont need to worry for now as Quote currently still owns the servers of them. Quote also got a ton of hate as well during his term. Its also a wiki, I will not censor just because someone dislikes it Fenriris 🐺 19:36, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I belive it is absolutely retarded that we should seperate from the Sharty. We have no claim to be a seperate site unlike SoyBooru and we hold all of the Sharty administration. Stop acting like we are large of a community to do this, Fen. ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 19:46, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Yep, sorry I did not mean to say it was hostile, it was just a way to say that I was concerned about some of the actions taken with the nu administration, didn't know how to exactly express that. I'm sorry Fenriris 🐺 21:03, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I hate to do this, but if we have to, lets Fenriris 🐺 19:49, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Don't do this nigga, we already have SNCApedia if you wanna be leaky towards the nu administration. Splintering the 'ki away from the shartysphere over this is absurdly retarded. Col. Sharecropper (talk) 19:58, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Is there any way for you to enable Special:Export in case the 'ki becomes a casualty of the conflict? Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 20:39, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Please dont side with the booruniggers Polk (talk) 20:06, 12 August 2026 (UTC) Don’t dodis o algo

Looks like you've drawn somebody's attention on /soy/ https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/17055306.html --AgentThrembo (talk) 20:47, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Fuck. All I was trying to say is that I am neutral on the subject and will continue to be so. I don't hate nor dislike Salt. I am just going with the flow. I am cool ethier way. Anyways, that info is not me, I only go by Fen on the soysphere, nowhere else cause that would be really stupid of me Fenriris 🐺 20:59, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I agree with Lolkek. ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 19:42, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

salty salt save us o algo Soyoyuki (talk) 19:48, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I prefer Salt and the Sharty over Mustard and the 'ru G-Man (talk) 19:49, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

If you guys say so, but I should of probably told you guys earlier why I was concerned about salt. I heard from Salt after obtanining his email that he does not particaller care for the wiki and that it may be shut down by the end of month since it is only paid for by Quote until then since the booru and the wiki are still owned by him until then, in which case if he does not take them, they will most likely be shut down due to non payment. I was really upset about that, so out of frusteration I may of called him hostile a bit. From what I seen it looks like even the sharty teens were egging him on to JSID for some reason, so I kind of just lached out. I should of been more transparent about that, but I wanted to get it resolved with him before announcing it because otherwise that would of caused all of the teens here to go into crisis mode, and I did not want that. I even offred to run it on his behalf. But if that is what you guys truly want, I will remove the anti-salt stuff, like I said I wanted to be neutrual about it and let teens come to their own conclusion. Thats what I truly wanted. Anyways, it looks like I am not going to change his mind, so might as well pack up your bags. For the reminder that the wiki exists, I will give back control back to Cobblestone and ultimately announce why I been wanting to leave the sharty for a while even before that before teens attempted to dox me. Thank you Fenriris 🐺 21:20, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I just did not want to cause trouble and chaos here, by announcing it too early, but that cat is out of the bag now. if you all truly want me to go away, I will go away. Again, I am sorry for upsetting you all Fenriris 🐺 21:22, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Oh, and about that "I don't hate nor dislike Salt." I meant I dont hate nor like salt. Thats all from me, feel free to ask anymore questions if you want Fenriris 🐺 21:25, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I'm sorry to hear that, didn't know Salt wants that for the 'ki. You have been a great admin and were a great moderator too. G-Man (talk) 21:44, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

You leaving is bad enough, giving the 'ki back to Cobblestone will only 100% cement that it is viewed hostile and separates from the Sharty Polk (talk) 21:28, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Kinda agree, this is probably gonna divide the Soysphere further, and losing the 'ki's gonna be a lot worse than the stuff with the booru rn --AgentThrembo (talk) 21:37, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Yeah. The anger against the 'ki was super overblown (and fen def didnt deserve to get doxed) but giving it to someone who is clearly aligned against Salt is not a good move to win back 'teens. Or to convince Salt that the wiki is worth saving. Polk (talk) 21:44, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

sad to hear that but dont let the faildox get to you, you're welcome to come back at any time Cobblestone (talk) 21:29, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I'm sorry to hear about that. You were a great admin :( –Gem 💎 (talk) 21:33, 12 August 2026 (UTC) 21:33, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Sad. I remember when you me and north were mediators together. ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 21:34, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

don’t dodis, o algo Beidore (talk) 20:38, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

you dont need this autistic toy soldiers drama (though lolkek is the only one here being ironic and everyone else actually took him seriously), just stay neutral and factual and you'll be fine evendoe I'm trans and chinese or something Cobblestone (talk) 19:50, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

This Fenriris 🐺 19:51, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

infinite pph generator

this should just be discussed instead of useless nigger war'd Soyoyuki (talk) 19:55, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

this is like the third time this month "Soyvil War 5" has been declared Soyoyuki (talk) 19:57, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Should i go talk with Salt? Hes going to probably think we are offcorders and I dont like that. ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 19:54, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

everyone tried talking to him, but he has yet to answer a single soul. –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:55, 12 August 2026 (UTC) 19:55, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I'll take a shot. ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 19:57, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

salt and quote (assuming that they're separate people) are both dnbs, apparently. for now, we should stay neutralpilled. ev&oe the split is retarded to begin with and could easily be stopped by just banning autisticnuswa and co. for being annoying cordmonkeyfags. Probably a good idea to backup everything as well, as there's a good chance the wiki shut's down if quote can't be arsed to pay for the server come september. also hi /soy/ if you see this. -Neptune (talk) 21:15, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Yes, I agree. The reason why we edit on this site is because we are documenting the soysphere. To be aligned to any one faction would undermine the journalistic integrity that makes this site a reputable source. Shutting this site down means burning down the library of Alexandria. For many, this is the central resource for everything about the soysphere. We should not allow individuals with anti-soy agendas to be active members of the site, is my opinion. The problem is defining what an anti-soy agenda could be. --Artillary (talk) 21:33, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

we really should just make a 'chive of the 'ki right now, lest this becomes a situation worse than losing media from the outage recently --AgentThrembo (talk) 21:59, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I need a spanking
--~Chud99832 (talk) 21:53, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Replace the sharty emblem with the 'ki logo on the homepage

...★... Math]] - Talk]] 20:19, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

fooooooot pls do this GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 21:43, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Most Salt supporters are absolute babies.

I support Salt, but the majority of the other supporters are being babyish for no reason, I genuinely dont know why they want this site shut down. Just because it was ruled by a furfag for 2 or 3 months dosent mean we have to destroy the entirety of Sharty history of culture; its pointless. This site did nothing wrong and we are being treated like fucking satan. ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 21:41, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

tsmt, why should we bow to some literal who that just became an admin last week GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 21:43, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

There's some on /soy/ asking salt to acquire the 'ki so I'll give credit there. Not sure if Salt's gonna do it though or what else may come next tbh --AgentThrembo (talk) 21:45, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

What the fuck has been wrong with the soysphere these last weeks, dramas everyday, first the furcord shit, then the soysurgency, then the outage, then the gore unban, now this G-Man (talk) 21:49, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

>2 or 3 months
It hasn't even been one. 'kiGOD (talk) 21:50, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Well, sixth soysurgency ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 21:51, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I think its mostly spillover from the anti-'ru outrage, but I agree that 'oxing fen or shutting down the 'ki isnt justified and is an overreaction. Hopefully Salt is willing to atleast host it while letting someone reasonable administer it Polk (talk) 21:59, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I wanna say something but im afraid i'm afraid i'll be called an attentionwhore for it

Considering how i've made like 10 reppies under here so far. ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 22:04, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Im gonna sleep brb ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 22:07, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I think telling us you're afraid of being called an attentionwhore is more of an attentionwhore activity than simply saying what you wanted to say Polk (talk) 22:09, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

^cute and valid --~Chud99832 (talk) 22:44, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

My plan

I don't want to shut down the wiki, but I also don't want to take place in a useless nigger war even if the wiki gets removed from the topbar. I have plans for the wiki and I will make sure it is greatly expanded and revised. I also want @soyoyuki's help in turning this into a greater soysphere wiki that encompasses everything, including namefags and splinters. I also want to make sure it remains neutral, even for "saltists" vs "quotists". If we're going to no longer be the "official" wiki then the only way going forward is to cater to everyone (bare minimum would be, say, not being le pee dough), even swinnychunks will be welcome to come and document on this wiki.

• I am going to bring back the namefag namespace after all. This might be hard to pull off with Quote MIA but I'll try, even coping with subpages if needed until then.
• Less of a focus on "official" Sharty. I want to allow different splinters to use this wiki to document their SNCA, as long as it is well-contained as a subpage of the splinter's article, perhaps.
• I will split the task of moderation from article curation. I want to make it so the editors have more of a say in the final opinion of an article, but with quality control. This quality control will probably come from a new class of editors I will create called "arbitrators." Basically, I want to promote a group of intelligent, unbiased, and reasonable editors who have the final say in edit wars and the final shape of an article. I'll try to promote people with different viewpoints (saltists, quotists, splinterchunk, and whatever the fuck else) as long as they are people who can genuinely read and make a valid judgement.
  • Related to the topic above, I want better quality control for pedo and zoophile accusations. These are serious accusations and must all be substantiated. I feel like jannies haven't done a good job with this one. Probably my fault too though for not dealing with this earlier.
• I will create concrete deletion guidelines to stop good articles from being removed or censored by overzealous jannies.
• I will archive the wiki and save it locally in case Salt DOES try to JSID.
• I might change the wiki rules to match Salt's vision a little bit more as long as we're still on the topbar.

This is what I'm planning to do for now. More later. Cobblestone (talk) 23:00, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT, YOUR PLAN SUCKS!

--P0008874 (talk) 12:29, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Neutrality is the best approach. This is a step in the right direction. How long do you think will it take for you to archive the Wiki? Rickert (talk) 23:06, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

shouldnt take that long with wiki tools Cobblestone (talk) 23:07, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

can you save literally everything right about now and keep replacing it daily or some shit like that i'm quite noided about everything being lost (what i mean by this is like last minute shit getting lost not everything on the wiki as you're already archiving it)JDS1948 (talk) 23:08, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Soyfield likes this.

Rare cobble W, still dont like the namefag namespace. But its nice to think about a new wiki and what that represents for the future --~Chud99832 (talk) 23:17, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Sounds good. Tar (talk | email) 23:25, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

And thats fine. Twift (talk) 23:28, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

thanks for dealing with all of this nigger nonsense cobble, i may rape you often but this is good to hear. much love lil nigga --RapeDenDweller1488 (talk) 23:32, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Well in general that's good to hear.

>I am going to bring back the namefag namespace after all. This might be hard to pull off with Quote MIA but I'll try, even coping with subpages if needed until then.

Good idea, namefag pages were always a bit hard to deal with, especially with the majority of them being gigastubs, and a seperate namespace for them will allow for that better.

>Less of a focus on "official" Sharty. I want to allow different splinters to use this wiki to document their SNCA, as long as it is well-contained as a subpage of the splinter's article, perhaps.

Very interesting. Question; Do you still want it to be "sharty-focused" in some way?

Additionally, do you want to have stuff like SECApedia's "Soysphere" page, a massive list of splinters (hostile and allowed), or do you feel like that would be shilling them too much?

>I will split the task of moderation from article curation. I want to make it so the editors have more of a say in the final opinion of an article, but with quality control. This quality control will probably come from a new class of editors I will create called "arbitrators." Basically, I want to promote a group of intelligent, unbiased, and reasonable editors who have the final say in edit wars and the final shape of an article. I'll try to promote people with different viewpoints (saltists, quotists, splinterchunk, and whatever the fuck else) as long as they are people who can genuinely read and make a valid judgement.

Pro tip: Always double-check everyone that openly admits they're a kzzycuck/chimneycuck. It's usually a good cover that 'corders give for themself so they can keep acting the way they usually do without raising any larger suspicion. Doe now that i think about it i don't think putting kzzycucks (atleast nukzzycucks, since their site is most likely 'cord-owned) and chimneycucks in positions of power like this would be a good idea. Shemmypitos would be the best limit for now, especially with their site being schrodinger's DNB, constantly either alive or dead 24/7 with no signs of any real stability.

>Related to the topic above, I want better quality control for pedo and zoophile accusations. These are serious accusations and must all be substantiated. I feel like jannies haven't done a good job with this one. Probably my fault too though for not dealing with this earlier.

What i did on SECApedia was force everyone to have atleast a singular citation when putting any serious allegations like pedophillia on someone's page. This was in like the last 2 weeks of the site so it didn't exactly get tested to the fullest but i think it worked pretty well.

>I will create concrete deletion guidelines to stop good articles from being removed or censored by overzealous jannies.
>I will archive the wiki and save it locally in case Salt DOES try to JSID.
>I might change the wiki rules to match Salt's vision a little bit more as long as we're still on the topbar.

The last point is ESPECIALLY necessary. Still being linked on the sharty is practically required in my opinion, otherwise we'll devolve into splinter-wiki madness where everyone and their mom will have their own 'ki. I've already seen like 3 retards try to make their own splinter wiki with the assumption that Salt will endorse them.

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Overall a decent plan. I'd suggest the phasing-out of the (SNCA) namespace aswell, since i personally believe is that all it does is create a need for useless redirects that otherwise would've been the articles themselves. This redirect hell also makes the article basically unsearchable if you forget to make a redirect for it in the (Main) namespace. I also don't really like how the articles in the (SNCA) namespace are being treated as "lesser", having their page rating revoked because "pages in this namespace don't deserve one", even if they're really good articles.

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I'm gonna go to sleep soon since it's almost 2am in my braphole. I'll try to port over all of the SECApedia articles tommorow, since i have them all downloaded on my computer already. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:02, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Salt just joined. So i don't know how this holds up now. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:03, 13 August 2026 (UTC):

we have a List of imageboards so we can have a list of splinters, i think only the chimney and the other pedo one are probably too much to allow (i turned those into DNBs when i banned their pages essentially). as for the sharty focus, i basically want it to document both the sharty and splintersphere equally. phasing out the SNCA: namespace and just allowing SNCA articles as long as they're high-quality is a good idea. i'll do the citation thing. let's see what salt says tho. 00:11, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Alright, thats good enough for me. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:17, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

i quite like the plan and it aligns well with my goals

i believe the previous administrations approach to splinters was very short sighted and we should win by simply being better instead through suppressing them

@Administrat0r Other than Cobblestone's plans, do you have any long-term plans/insights for this Wiki? Rickert (talk) 00:25, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

I'm fine with everything listed here

>I want better quality control for pedo and zoophile accusations.

das aryan shemmycu-(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 00:31, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

OK, so if splinters will be documented, what about failtroll sites (like the known jarty splinter that we can't name)? RetardedESLjeet (talk) 01:00, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

let's not document the really bad ones Cobblestone (talk) 01:03, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

define a really bad one

Even my site barely documented (& obviously banned the links aswell to) that place. It should die in irrelevancy, it's literally a CP archive. Soyoyuki (talk) 01:16, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

nooo you dont get it we need to feed failtrolls attention so that we can raid them and take them down, it will work this time and they wont instantly get a ne domain trust Cobblestone (talk) 01:19, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Since when was cobblestone so keyed? I bow to thee Nut (talk) 01:53, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

>a greater soysphere wiki that encompasses everything, including namefags and splinters

FUCKING FINALLY Rizzmaster (talk) 02:20, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

If you wanted to encompass everything you wouldn't memoryhole everything you stupid idiot. If you want to encompass everything undelete everything ChuderinoBino (talk) 04:04, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

undelete what exactly? Cobblestone (talk) 14:41, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

>Less of a focus on "official" Sharty. I want to allow different splinters to use this wiki to document their SNCA, as long as it is well-contained as a subpage of the splinter's article, perhaps.
this can't be. surely it doesn't mean what i think it is, right? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 11:54, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Get Me Out Of This Godforsaken Hellhole

I am very Saltist, but holy SHIT having to deal with the possibility of this nigger splintering off and doing some other bullshit despite the obvious superiority of just allowing the site to continue on under Salt or a Saltist is aids as fuck. I personally prefer Cobble to Fen or even Salt just because of familiarity and known skill, but I think Salt is being a massive nigger about everything ever on here for no reason at all. Hope you niggas are doing well, I for one will be staying here even if it means dealing with nogsense, and I implore Saltists to stay here as well and continue to edit instead of defecting to whatever he's making. This place is already pretty anti-Quote and anti-failtroll bait last I checked geg, hoping Saltykins comes to his senses or something.

>mfw write snca paragraphs on janny page

Actual question, how do you guys plan on dealing with this new nigger drama other than waiting for it to blow over? I assume nothing will come of it, but having a nu-Swede niggeraids site trying to take us down for no reason due to lack of education will probably be continued aids. Personally I see the best solution as de-Quotification just to appease them. (evendoe theyre autists who wouldnt care/find out)

p.s. i have no idea how this page works i just wanted to blog geg, feel free to remove or something

--RapeDenDweller1488 (talk) 23:24, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

I think what makes this worse than most other things the sharty's faced before is that no one, not one person seems to know what's going on aside from salt who isn't saying much while Quote is POW-MIA. No one knows what the fuck is going on or why, and along with that everything's going to shit. I just hope we get answers eventually. JDS1948 (talk) 23:34, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

SALT RESPONSE

Quick check the sticky on /soy/ NOW
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/17062447.html#17062447
--~Chud99832 (talk) 00:17, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

massive JDS1948 (talk) 00:20, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Fuck this nigga. Codex (talk) 00:38, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

glad to see it, hoping for a new and improved saltreich! --RapeDenDweller1488 (talk) 00:42, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

ah fuck

i have been fucked beyond proportion —-Glisterald

Oh no the consequences of my actions! --~Chud99832 (talk) 00:57, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Marge? Soyoyuki (talk) 01:00, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

a lot of you may not even know what i’m talking about bruh. i wake up to this .. nothing that is happening right now or has happened i like. this is the worst outcome. Glisterald (talk) 01:02, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

dont remove my comment you braphog --Silohpso (talk) 01:15, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

KEK

aldoe i'm kind of a third wheel here so i can't celebrate that much Soyoyuki (talk) 01:47, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

actually fuck this

2025 AntiQch Highschool Shooting

It's been long enough and the censorship from quote and jackson is gone. we could use that as a page to warn cacas to not get groomed by neo-nazi foodists— Preceding unsigned comment added by General Niggnin (talk • contribs)

Idk where else to ask so i ask here

marge? --~Chud99832 (talk) 05:05, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

>It's been long enough and the censorship from quote and jackson is gone. we could use that as a page to warn cacas to not get groomed by neo-nazi foodistsRindon (talk) 05:11, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Nigga if you need a wiki page to learn how to not get groomed by feds, terrorists, and degenerates, then you're too far gone. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 05:12, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

^ agreed QolaTypeShit (talk) 06:08, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

I dont think this retarded failtroll (and failshooter) nigger deserves a page memorializing him Polk (talk) 06:30, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

well i hate that retard for putting the last nail in the coffin for incelcore but also killing some innocent kid above all else. his goal was to be immortalized via ""ironic"" vrill edits on 'tok and the like. do not give him what he wants even posthumously JDS1948 (talk) 09:54, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

That is true but we can also make fun of that retard. It doesn't mean we are memorializing him per say anyways.

wtf is happening

can anyone explain what's happening? is Salt the new owner? what's going on with the booru? It feels like a soyvil war 2 desu Gzard (talk) 07:14, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

'teens oxxed Feniris supposedly and he got pressured to resign, and he gave it to Cobblestone under supreme rule by Salt. ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 07:31, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

to my understanding this wiki is still technically under control of Quote or something like that, salt said he was going to transfer it over to his infrastructure soonish in his demand to cobb JDS1948 (talk) 10:36, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

>'teens which Gzard (talk) 08:13, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

/soy/ ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 08:20, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

that's actually disgusting. whyyyy?? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 12:00, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

>that's actually disgusting. whyyyy??

— Preceding unsigned comment added by Gzard (talk • contribs)

what did i do? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 12:04, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

>what did i do?

Will you give the 'ki to Salt?

As far as i know, Salt wants every place and hates booru for namefagging, doe will you give the ki to him actually? I'll stay here either way

Salt is busy with the soyjak.party imageboard, he will take the booru by the end of the month. I suspect that he doesn't care for the wiki that much, and will only take care of the server part that he inherited from Quote

Infobox change

@Cobblestone I think the outermost border is a bit too visible/thick. as an example here it kind of looks out of place in my opinion. Rickert (talk) 12:51, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

it also looks weird on mobile Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 12:52, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

hey retard i thought you quit, did your cousin peg you back? AwardedAccountAward (talk) 13:06, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

i retired from soybooru, and im staying here until things calm down, though cobbletroon is now admin so i dont know anymore Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 13:07, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

ARYAN_WARRIOR BECAME A W*KINIGGER PEEEEPPP 🍻🍻 AwardedAccountAward (talk) 13:10, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

i was always a wikibvll nusoi Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 13:14, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

The nu-owner will end shitflinging between namefags like you niggers Gzard (talk) 13:26, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

why are you so sensitive AwardedAccountAward (talk) 13:43, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

because you are saying mean things towards my cousin Gzard (talk) 13:48, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

BRO.... AwardedAccountAward (talk) 13:59, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

is it better now. ill see how it looks on mobile Cobblestone (talk) 13:31, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Yes, its a direct upgrade. Can't say how it looks like on mobile though. Rickert (talk) 13:33, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

i fixed it on mobile. Cobblestone (talk) 13:35, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

I added a new rule clause to wiki rule G7 related to my plan above

check it out and give your honest opinions Cobblestone (talk) 13:56, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

I don't think that this was happening to the point of NEEDING a rule, I feel like it stems from some sort of personal bias. Tbh this can be used for pretty much all of your policies that were implemented since the '26 Gzard (talk) 14:03, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

you think this until i make a page called Gzard saying you're a pedophile who rapes kids Cobblestone (talk) 14:05, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

^ and thecatalan keeps reverting anyone who removes those accusations from your page Cobblestone (talk) 14:05, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Any examples of this happening? I don't remember them Gzard (talk) 14:07, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

literally as we speak thecatalan was reverting my evidence of the so-called "SDL" not spamming CP, he also wrote that mustard was "confirmed to be a lolicon" on the furcord wiki page Cobblestone (talk) 14:08, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

I wasn't really following this whole namefag war after Quote unbanned Glisterald. Gzard (talk) 14:13, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

^^^ i also wasnt a janny so i had to keep reverting the fake lolicon accusation, but he kept edit warring me to add it back but none of the jannies helped, clearly you guys need a rule. Cobblestone (talk) 14:08, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Wouldn't such edits count as vandalism/hoaxing (which deserves harsher penalties)? whats your plan for testing "unsubstantiated"? Rickert (talk) 14:10, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Usually people who do this have some personal conflict of interest, so a straight ban from that page may be the way. Doe I do think its a bit too much of a rulecuck, just my opinion. Rickert (talk) 14:11, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

instead of having it be a set rule, should i add it to the manual of style and if someone does that we can treat it as a manual of style violation like all the others? would that be better? Cobblestone (talk) 14:16, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

From my perspective, I still see it more as a rule violation (good faith edits still can count as disruptive if the editor isn't budging from his wrong, but "made in good faith", edits to the point it actually becomes malicious) so it makes more sense as a rule than as part of the manual of style (MoS also doesn't carry as much weight as rules). If you want to curb this, keep it as a rule. Rickert (talk) 14:27, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

now im not so sure, i feel like you're right in that it would lead to people just arguing about the evidence. Cobblestone (talk) 14:30, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

i added it to both the MoS and the ruleset. i'll see what happens. Cobblestone (talk) 14:31, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

vandalism is more for bad faith edits, thecatalan is editing in good faith, he genuinely thinks everyone is a pedo, so he's not vandalizing anything (from his perspective), as for unsubstantiated, there needs to be at least one citation with very solid evidence, so nothing like a discord screenshot which can be easily faked. if less substantial but possible evidence exists, those may be included but they need to be worded in a way to let the reader know the evidence isn't decisive, but it shouldn't be used to add the pee dough template and OYYYYYYYYY!!!! at the person Cobblestone (talk) 14:14, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

I see. Its kicking the can down the road though, next people will argue over evidence and edit war on that front, but its still a very good change. Rickert (talk) 14:17, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

@Rickert see my suggestion above about putting it in the manual of style instead Cobblestone (talk) 14:19, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

W rule cobblestone another way to stop the hunkies AwardedAccountAward (talk) 14:12, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

>adding a rule because of a single nigger Gzard (talk) 14:16, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

there are multiple people who do this but he's the worst of them, we need a proper rule instead of just clittybanning him when he didnt break any rules Cobblestone (talk) 14:18, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Is the SNCA namespace unenforced now?

@Cobblestone I've seen like 5 non-sharty related pages pop up in (Main). Soyoyuki (talk) 14:41, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

I thought about this but I think I'd like to keep SNCA:, some pages on it are extremely valuable like BonziWORLD. and you might say let's just allow SNCA: on main, but we would need quality control which would mean deleting low-quality SNCA pages on the mainspace, which also goes against the point of a wiki which is having shitty pages that slowly get developed into gems. thoughts? if you see SNCA in main just move it to SNCA:. i'll also try to ask Salt to enable searching across namespaces so we dont need 5000 redirects. Cobblestone (talk) 14:43, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

>I'd like to keep SNCA:, some pages on it are extremely valuable like BonziWORLD. and you might say let's just allow SNCA: on main, but we would need quality control which would mean deleting low-quality SNCA pages on the mainspace, which also goes against the point of a wiki which is having shitty pages that slowly get developed into gems.

I wouldn't be so strict when it comes to stubs, as all pages will get filled in over time anyway, for example the "SNCA" page.

Not every page needs to be perfect immediately, most of the actual high-view count pages are high quality.

>Salt to enable searching across namespaces so we dont need 5000 redirects.

Does he even know what LocalSettings.php is? Soyoyuki (talk) 16:02, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

I mean i'm not one to speak since i barely know how to work with MediaWiki's backend anyway but there needs to be someone that act as a system administrator or else this could end badly. Should obviously be fine for now but just saying. Soyoyuki (talk) 16:04, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

>I wouldn't be so strict when it comes to stubs

Shit pages are "fine" to the extent where they should at the very least be marked with {{Coal}}. I personally believe that the most important thing about a 'ki is it's sheer information. Styling is shit that janny-tranny phono only cares fan about, and regular users shouldnt be forced to bother with it the majority of the time. For me that came with "consequences" in the sense that i simply wouldnt give certain people autoconfirmed, even if they had a high edit count & activity. Soyoyuki (talk) 16:07, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

keep it or delete it

Template:DeadEnd Gzard (talk) 15:08, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Archive, Special:DeadendPages exists so there's no need for a template about it G-Man (talk) 15:37, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

How do you archive templates Gzard (talk) 15:41, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

With Template:Archived template G-Man (talk) 15:44, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

IRC joons

remove sncapedia and secapedia filters from the IRC Gzard (talk) 16:03, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Wiki compromised?

Title Rickert (talk) 16:06, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

cobblestone is larping. Recent suppressed Special:Log/rights was cobblestone giving somephono named similarly all group members Gzard (talk) 16:14, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

I see. Rape the userpage immediately. Rickert (talk) 16:15, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Cobblestone still has admin rights, definitely a larp. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 16:39, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Ve are back and ve VVQN furniggers. Didn't like that userpage rape huh Rickert (talk) 23:11, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Well looks like I was wrong. I'd recommend changing your passwords. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 02:00, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Aye, one user already had his account stolen. Rickert (talk) 02:02, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

LAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

> 16:01 User rights log Cobblestone talk contribs 'nish changed group membership for Trinny from (none) to bot, moderator, interface editor, bureaucrat, suppressor, helper, AllPageEdit, rollbacker, push subscription manager, check user, temporary account IP viewer, credentials editor, automoderated user and approver

Marge how do I unmove something?

Page Froot is now a redirect for the detractor's perspective ClanDestiny (talk) 23:24, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Seems like it might've been deleted in the hacks. Ask a mod if they can undelete the page 'kiGOD (talk) 23:27, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

fixed –Gem 💎 (talk) 23:30, 13 August 2026 (UTC) 23:30, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Thanks Lolkek! ClanDestiny (talk) 23:38, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

my experience

Honestly me as I write this after the wringer i went through

>get faildoxed by some swinnytard as some literal who with the wrong race, gender, skin tone, and location, because we had similar names and both of us draw and people actually believe it

me as i finish writing this

<ok no problem not a big deal

>the news comes out that it's actually a loli pedo tranny guro blacked artist and they accuse me of being that too and people believe it

<...

>quote ghosts me and leaves the wiki to rot and then fenriris has to go away and i become the admin again

<ok. ill just release a plan to try and keep the wiki running even with a different admin, and ill even try to work with the new owner and a splinter wiki admin to make the site better

>the very next day, some random pretends to be me in a thread and spergs out, people believe it

<ok

>then my fucking wiki account and gets hacked and i run into the irc telling people and trying to control the situation, but my OWN JANNIES LITERALLY CALL IT A LARP AND SAY IM LYING WHEN IM JUST TRYING TO HELP EVERYONE OUT OF GOODWILL

<ok. ill just email salt instead, he can help

>then people again start maliciously speculating instead and saying that it's actually le muhfuggen admin 6 plan to take over da weekee! , as if i'd vandalize the one thing i cared about the most, and even the new owner basically accuses me of this on the sharty. people believe it.

wtf is wrong with you ppl, if you want me demoted then sure that's one thing and not that big of a deal but wtf is this psychological torture???? do u want me to lose my mind?? and i even lost people i thought i could trust like mist who randomly started threatening me for le joon perms, then leaks janny snca, then comes crawling back as if i have 0.05 molecules of trust for him left. do u actually think im that horrible that you need to assume im lying or doing something evil in quite literally every situation??? u dont need to spit in my face at every single turn. this is the most heartbreaking shit to everh happen on a soyjak website Cobblestone (talk) 00:20, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

I asked Salt about your plans and he said he wants to keep you around as staff to implement them. Rickert (talk) 00:32, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

yay, but im so so so tired Cobblestone (talk) 00:34, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

As Neptune said below, a clear majority of the 'Ki is supportive of your plan (including Salt) and would like to see it implemented. All the bullshit shouldn't distract you from gemming up the Wiki. Salt's suspicions were probably just based on your account being the attack vector, and that's it. Rickert (talk) 01:17, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

I'm sorry you went through all of that. I know how it feels to waste thousands of hours on nusois just to be met with dox threats and complaints over petty shit without any thank yous for all the work done to keep this place up and thriving. Consider taking a short break for your mental health, and your place will be reserved anytime you come back. –Gem 💎 (talk) 00:36, 14 August 2026 (UTC) 00:36, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Summary:

In all seriousness, you do not deserve 99% of the hate you get. It's ridiculous that it's gotten this bad. ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 00:40, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

I (and the majority of the 'ki userbase, I think) approved of the changes you proposed in your plan, and would be sad to see you go if you decide to. The bald man with glasses wiki is ultimately only a bald man with glasses wiki and it's understandable if you want to take a step back. Also, apologies for thinking that the hack was a larp, a lot of misinfo was going around -Neptune (talk) 01:08, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Sorry for thinking you staged it. It just felt too "surreal". Soyoyuki (talk) 01:16, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

kek Glisterald (talk) 03:19, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

@Grok summarize this in less than two sentences Polk (talk) 03:27, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Cobblestone mayne I'm sorry for trying to dox you ClanDestiny (talk) 03:51, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

to be absolutely honest most oldsoys werent buying your argument, this followed a very similar pattern with previous owners or mods of soysphere sites so it was pretty much expected that jannies or other people suspected about you making it up --Silohpso (talk) 04:13, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

some nigger gets in power randomly with no prior history
it turns out to be the admin fucking with the userbase for no reason
the same joke has been played over and over again and you expect us not to immediately call bullshit when the same patterns repeat themselves? Glisterald (talk) 04:58, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

I'm gone for like a day then the entire site is hacked geg

geg stop being such a tranny attentionwhore

end your life cobblebrap

calm your tits Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 14:08, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

unbelievable amount of glaze above me ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Synonymous (talk) 20:16, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

TF happened

@Glisterald What's with the evil soycord bans - Funnybenny18

>Manually putting in your name after a message in a talk page instead of using four beers tildes

ClanDestiny (talk) 06:07, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

@Funnybenny18 the people i banned are EVIL. EVLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Glisterald (talk) 07:51, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

We need Michael Stevens to cut in and say "Or are they...?", because I don't believe two dead janny babies and a notorious nonchalant oilhead to work together on doxxing Mustard of all people - Can't fuckin put my signature on this page for some reason and IDGAF

evil nigger babies, i already notified mustard and everyone that needed to know with proof. Glisterald (talk) 08:11, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

just realised 90% of the people hating you are newfags, just ignore them, they never aported anything to the soysphere anyways

^ QolaTypeShit (talk) 06:18, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Marge who are you talking to ClanDestiny (talk) 06:36, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

When can I become a janny

Just wanna know. Boiwomp

(talk) 08:35, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

We have enough jannies Gzard (talk) 09:56, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Help me create replacement icons for boring MediaWiki ones still in use + role badges for the 'ki

...★... Math]] - Talk]] 11:52, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Can i make an unban requests thread on the shroom?

tite hull Soyoyuki (talk) 12:02, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

@Administrat0r @Gem Soyoyuki (talk) 12:02, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

use boorum instead. –Gem 💎 (talk) 12:14, 14 August 2026 (UTC) 12:14, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Splintercux are allowed here now doe, the majority of shroomcacas don't use the 'ru. Also i don't have an account there anyway. Soyoyuki (talk) 12:21, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

I know but making a booru account is way easier, and most wiki users have a booru account. –Gem 💎 (talk) 12:40, 14 August 2026 (UTC) 12:40, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Is hostile splinter documentation allowed again as long as URLs are banned?

Since Soyukiki now tells us we can make articles on them TheCatalan1977 (talk) 12:19, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

I simply mirrored the situation that i observed on the sharty. Stuff like the 'ssy (ifykyk) is still not allowed. Soyoyuki (talk) 12:20, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

is the ch**** allowed? TheCatalan1977 (talk) 13:10, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

There's a page for it that just says "Awaiting SECApedia import." Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 15:40, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

yeah hold on i'm a lazy nigger geg Soyoyuki (talk) 16:42, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

User talk header by me

Template:Talkheader You can see how it works on my talk page. ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 13:51, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

You could add a parameter to not have an ugly redlink in case the talk page has no archives. Gemmy template otherwise though. SumerianArcheologist (talk) 13:56, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

File Reupload Merger Needed

File:250794 - soybooru.com - a24 slowburn soyjak alicia animated bernd chudjak closed mouth cobson cryboy soyjak crying dance el perro rabioso feraljak full body gangnam style gapejak gif glasses impish soyak ears israe.gif has been reuploaded as File:250794 Reuploaded.gif, seems like you forgot to merge it. Will reply to this message with more neglected reuploads if I find any more. SumerianArcheologist (talk) 13:54, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Holy raisin

Why is the wiki laggy as shit now --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 15:54, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Okay it's all good now --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 16:11, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Should i port over the "Friendly Zone - Gray Area - Gray Area (No-Link) - Hostile Zone" categorization from SECApedia?

I would remaster this system a bit though, making all Gray Area sites be "No-Link" by default to accomodate the current rulesset.

Per the rules, you are not allowed to shill any site regardless of which category it is in.

• Friendly Zone - (Unmarked on pages.)

Documentation & usage are allowed freely.

Example sites: Swinny, Shemmy, Realby

• Gray Area - (Must be marked with a template.)

While usage is allowed freely, documentation may be hindered due to the requirement of link censorship, as the sites are considered questionable on a case-by-case basis.

Example sites: Kuzzy, Chinny

• Hostile Zone - (Usually does not deserve a page, but if it does, it must be marked with a template.)

Usage of these sites VILL get you banned, and documentation (& mention) is almost always blocked.

Example Sites: No site that actually matters or has more than 10 PPD. We aren't losing much (nothing) by censoring these sites.

Soyoyuki (talk) 16:39, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Perpetualchange likes this. bumo Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 16:43, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

yes, I think that this is a good classification, especially if 'grey area' links are banned by default. However, sites in the last category should not have pages at all imo (unless they're already long-dead), as splinters like skajyos' jartypedo one should not receive any documentation at all. -Neptune (talk) 16:46, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

DO THIS, The cobson janny template also messed up formatting

G-Man likes this. I like it. I remember there were templates for that in SNCApedia and your wiki so I know what you're talking about. G-Man (talk) 17:00, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Math likes this. Smart. ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 17:08, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

JakJalopy likes this. --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 17:10, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Rickert likes this. Rickert (talk) 17:22, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Soyfield likes this.

Make it a template alrdy

GauntletThrown likes this.

Gem likes this.

QolaTypeShit likes this.

Mod

Cna can i hace mod I am Cool

>Cna can i hace mod I am Cool --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 17:18, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

no fuck u✌️ — Preceding unsigned comment added by Alarcão (talk • contribs)

approver

This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!

can I be approver I am wholesome big chungus and wanna improve website --user:General Niggnin meh too plz Aryan Warriors Cousin (talk) 19:14, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

RETIRED AND NUKED FOR NOTHING AWARD

bro... AwardedAccountAward (talk) 18:40, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Nigga what 2552 (User page) (talk) 18:47, 14 August 2026

500iq move we didn't predict?

Attention whoring your departure and then coming back not even 3 days later = holy administrator Soyoyuki (talk) 20:00, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Leave my fucking HISA alone you wikisluts. Goddamn you all. --Funnybenny18 | Fuck you Wikisluts (Complain about my legible writing) 20:56, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Im sorry guys :( Fenriris 🐺 21:39, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Rule suggestion

Should we add a rule against begging to be made an approver or helper? As far as I know every staff member on here was given their role without having to ask for it. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 21:05, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Rickert likes this. Rickert (talk) 21:36, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Fenriris likes this. Fenriris 🐺 21:39, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

G-Man likes this. G-Man (talk) 21:44, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Perpetualchange dislikes this. Dude, can a nigga live? Can a nigga live, PLEASE? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 21:47, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

I don't see this as necessary, plenty of people have gotten approver/janny roles just from asking and I don't think qualified editors should be stopped from asking for it 'kiGOD (talk) 21:56, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

In that case maybe we could have a dedicated janny application page that lists qualifications (how old your account has to be, how many edits, etc.)? Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 22:07, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Maybe as a general guideline, but there are many possible exceptions. For example User:Soyoyuki has barely any edits and a 4 day old account but he got mod due to his ownership of SECApedia. 'kiGOD (talk) 23:38, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Yeah obviously we'd have an exception for special cases. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 00:43, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Gem likes this. –Gem 💎 (talk) 22:54, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Alarcão dislikes this. let 'em niggas try if they think they have a chance Alarcão (talk) 04:18, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

QolaTypeShit dislikes this. we have enough approvers, but give newgods a chance QolaTypeShit (talk) 08:29, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

@User:Statis @User:Soyoyuki

Can you add an email to your mediawiki accounts so the links in the header work properly? If you're not willing to then link it to another private method of communication or remove yourself from the header entirely 'kiGOD (talk) 21:46, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

I think the mailserver is down or something. Email confirmation doesn't work. Soyoyuki (talk) 21:49, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, think so too. Maybe thats why we cant reach Quote Fenriris 🐺 21:50, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

@Soyoyuki I literally set my email for the first time earlier today. –Gem 💎 (talk) 22:55, 14 August 2026 (UTC) 22:55, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

wtf is wrong with you ppl, if you want me demoted then sure that's one thing and not that big of a deal but wtf is this psychological torture???? do u want me to lose my mind?? and i even lost people i thought i could trust like mist who randomly started threatening me for le joon perms, then leaks janny snca, then comes crawling back as if i have 0.05 molecules of trust for him left. do u actually think im that horrible that you need to assume im lying or doing something evil in quite literally every situation??? u dont need to spit in my face at every single turn. this is the most heartbreaking shit to everh happen on a soyjak website

^mindbroken Alarcão (talk) 04:21, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Edit war

Jannies you know what to do. See recent changes Rickert (talk) 22:52, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Shut up middleman do something about you fat lardo. Yet another case of jannies keeping the stupid opinion --Funnybenny18 | Fuck you Wikisluts (Complain about my legible writing) 22:55, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Nigger I'm not staff. You should also stop edit warring, doe whoever janny, just ban catalan for another day from the two pages atp Rickert (talk) 22:56, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Shut up middleman crybaby keep sucking on your manual of style thumb. We should probably kill @TheCatalan1977 at some point I feel --Funnybenny18 | Fuck you Wikisluts (Complain about my legible writing) 22:58, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

locked the page (for an hour) cus y'all can't behave. mustard is still verifiably admin for now but that will probably change sQQn... -Neptune (talk) 22:59, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Hi

Is it okay if I can have automoderated? I was the co-owner of SECApedia (owned by Soyoyuki). Proof: File:Very old SECApedia screenshot.png Soyjaks (talk) 01:12, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

What the fuck

Obsessed gringos, why cant i upload anything? Is this happening to anybody else? Aryan Warriors Cousin (talk)

Works fine for me 'kiGOD (talk) 04:17, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Add a Manual of Style subpage that elaborates on conflicting templates and which ones should be kept when resolving said conflicts

Title. For instance {{GoodOver}} and {{Winraid}} could be considered conflicting templates since they have overlapping usecases in a way (both are for good things that are over) but Winraid is generally considered higher priority due to its more specific nature (successful raids) and having an additional purpose in summarizing why a raid was successful.

The page itself doesn't need to be anything fancy, just a list of templates that overlap in usecase (or could be confused for each other), explanations of their specific usecases, and which ones take priority when deciding which of them to have on a page.

It could alternatively be a subpage of the Templates page. Either will work. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 05:10, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Shouldn't documentation first and foremost distinguish them from each other doe? By establishing clearly what they are, when to be used, and if need be, when not to be used etc. I recently edited some grading documentation to distinguish Rust and Ruby for example. Since they're grouped together, it makes it easy to figure for the editor to pick the right one and the one they want. There's a general case of bad/lacking documentation overall, so fixing that is probably the best approach here. Rickert (talk) 05:40, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Having documentation on the individual templates' pages is a nice start but it'd also be good to have a list of all template distinctions in one place for convenience GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 21:08, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Year navboxes

Should year boxes be a thing? ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 15:24, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

You mean something like this? What would be its use case? Rickert (talk) 15:38, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Linking events, people and variants by their creation date ...★... Math]] - Talk]] 15:41, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

the footers for the respective owners already does a pretty good job categorizing events, people, and websites. for variants thoughever, this could be useful Glisterald (talk) 15:44, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

I saw your template, imo those should be pages similar to this example (2023 in Soysphere o algo), with a footer template that lists all the years (like the US example, simplified). Each page can have its navigation template like the template you see on the wikipedia example. Rickert (talk) 15:47, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

@Rickert do this and make it a group of subpages in the Happenings page, i don't think there should be a bajillion templates for years

Let him finish it then I'll import them reformatted into pages, and anything else useful leftover, if he doesn't mind. The necessary templates should be easy to make. Rickert (talk) 16:19, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

@Glisterald Happenings is already heavily in use and I don't think they would fit without causing confusion, so grouping them under a broad "Years in the Soysphere" page might be a better idea. I'll keep them in my userspace then move them out once its all done. Rickert (talk) 16:58, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

@Rickert okay, that's good Glisterald (talk) 17:12, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

@Glisterald take a look at this for an idea of what itll look like. Basically an abridged version of happenings that only carries over major things, with a more "overview" approach. Let me know what you think. Rickert (talk) 19:02, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

@Rickert I like it!

Forbidden splinters

I know we're not allowed to document certain splinters like that one Jartypedo splinter, but should we have them be redirects to ACCESS DENIED so that they're not documented but it's clear to users that talking about them isn't allowed? Or is even that too much attention? Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 19:56, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

I've been thinking about it recently and the thing is that we might have to allow documentation of some of the more popular Hostile Zone splinters, simply due to the fact that SNCApedia allows it, a site that everyone knows about and can freely link to in the entire shartysphere. For example i just saw someone link the 'ssy article.

I know that SNCApedia is effectively a puppet/proxy of our site, since User:GapeNewell owns it, but they've documented that stuff since almost the very beginning so i doubt they'll give up on it under our demand. Soyoyuki (talk) 20:04, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Isn't being afraid to name these splinters just playing into what they want? ~Chud77586 (talk) 20:02, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

No, they feed off of any and all attention. I know this from experience running SECApedia. Soyoyuki (talk) 20:08, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

It's kind of a Catch-22. Documenting these splinters gives them the attention they want but being afraid to mention them makes them feel tuff. ~Chud17995 (talk) 05:24, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

I just don't get documenting shit like a jasy since well what is there to document? its a pedophile imageboard like a thousand others. And this is also what they want

We will not document that pedophilic imageboard on this wiki, ever. While SNCA/SECApedia were namefag-focused or splinter-focused websites that documented it critically, we're not going to include any mentions of it here, not even as a redirect page. –Gem 💎 (talk) 20:18, 15 August 2026 (UTC) 20:18, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Proposal for the Officialization of the "Moderator Tetrarchy"

Since we haven't had an official Wiki Admin for a few days now, i propose to enforce/officialize the already partially-existing "Moderator Tetrarchy", until an official wiki admin is picked sometime in the future, probably later this month.
This will allow the site to function normally without having to ask daddy Salt for literally everything, since with having (soon) 3 sites to own, it's obvious he won't be available 100% of the time.

Here's how it would work:

• The tetrarchy is composed of the following users: User:Soyoyuki, User:Gem, User:G-Man, User:Statis
• To enact an official change on the 'ki, a proposal must be made here, in the janny noticeboard, and be voted on.

A majority of 3:1 is required. Polls require a minimum of 3 moderators to participate (& vote yes) otherwise they are discarded/paused.

Since @Statis has been DNB for a while, we can just do 2:1 for now.(?)

Obviously, our BIBISI BVLL: Salt, has final rule on everything, if it wasn't heccin obvious enough.

• Users are encouraged to propose things, ask questions & more here, on the Janny noticeboard, instead of brapping up Salt's talkpage.

Soyoyuki (talk) 21:36, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

poop @Gem @G-Man Soyoyuki (talk) 21:38, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

G-Man likes this. G-Man (talk) 21:39, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

I support this proposal only if the voting requirement is 3:0 when anyone is absent, not 2:1. –Gem 💎 (talk) 21:40, 15 August 2026 (UTC) 21:40, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Alright, i changed that just now Soyoyuki (talk) 21:42, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

are you proposing this to start proceeding with Cobblestone's plans? you already have Salt's blessings on that front, even doe its a stub and needs further development and discussion. Rickert (talk) 21:43, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

I would like to help out too, but I dont think I can really do anything atm Fenriris 🐺 03:32, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

It's not just cobblestone's plan, but there are a lot of undecided matters (e.g. Do we allow unspoilered gore anywhere or not?). –Gem 💎 (talk) 21:44, 15 August 2026 (UTC) 21:44, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

I see, though maybe just asking Salt to appoint an administrator (even if they don't have access to the scary bureaucrat powers temporarily) may be an easier solution then. Rickert (talk) 21:47, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Salt does not want to appoint a administrator for a while due to security issues. Also this is probably schizo but there may be a small chance for a power struggle if he just randomly chooses someone. Better safe than sorry, this system should be good enough for about a month or so. I don't see it being necessary any longer than that anyway. Soyoyuki (talk) 21:49, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Salt just needs to give atleast one of us the Interface Administrator user group though. It gives perms to edit MediaWiki:Common.css and so on but doesn't allow demoting admins, it's not Bureaucrat. Soyoyuki (talk) 21:51, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

This is mainly for any and all rules changes. Obviously the Moderators aren't 50iq shitskins so they probably wouldn't do this anyway, but stuff like rule changes will cause a nigger brap storm if they aren't discussed, so a tetrarchy "council" needs to be officialized. Soyoyuki (talk) 21:49, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

I don't disagree, doe most editors here don't really care for the discussion process and such so it's not that big of a deal either. I believe most of what you have in mind is popular, along with the aforementioned plans, so you should be fine. Though like I said, I think him appointing a (temporarily only de jure) administrator is still probably the best move. Rickert (talk) 21:52, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

this is so gay
literally a week ago you were against the shiki and the shiki tyranny and suddenly you're buddy-buddy with everyone (including the stonist jannies) here. no, an admin change doesn't mean the site has changed, everything here is relatively the same outside of a few pages. Synonymous (talk) 22:01, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

>waahhh it's too simillar

This shit takes time, i can't rot here 24/7. My SECApedia localhost backup is almost done, and i'll implement the splinter Friendly Zone - Gray Area rules soon enough. They've already been agreed upon (scroll up).

Some of you want to be splintercucks simply to be splintercucks, and nothing else. Not based off of the state of the shartysphere or anything. Soyoyuki (talk) 22:07, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

You are mingling with a pedophile, a sharty moderator, and a literal who quotecord shill. Use your brain, these are the people that forced SECApedia to exist. Synonymous (talk) 22:17, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

no, an admin change doesn't mean the site has changed, everything here is relatively the same outside of a few pages.

The idea of one "wiki admin" is dumb anyway; it's just a larp of how soybooru works. There's a reason that no other wiki on the internet works like that (except like nophono websites where the actual server/backend is run by one guy).

But if the "wiki admin" isn't even that then it really makes no sense. Most wikis just have a handful of bureaucrats above regular admins (moderators). ~Chud68821 (talk) 03:09, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

^ most retarded thing posted here in a while Rickert (talk) 03:24, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

Agreed. ??? Fenriris 🐺 03:33, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

keep statis demote lolkek Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 22:14, 15 August 2026 (UTC)

Statis likes this.

it might not seem like it but i do check the wiki almost hourly, not editing much since i've been busy both in and outside of the soysphere lately --Statis (talk) 01:26, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

I have been trying to come back as admin @User:Soyoyuki @User:G-Man @User:Gem and @User:Statis, however I have not been able to contact Salt yet. Maybe you guys will have better luck doing so on my behalf? I saw that most teens agree that they want me back, including you guys :D Fenriris 🐺 02:39, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

marge who are these 4 nophonos and why are they ruling us?

Its just tempoarary until a nu admin is appoinited, did here from him that he wished to promote others to beuarcart Fenriris 🐺 13:52, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

I made a page for it. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 16:15, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

Administrator contact doesn't redirect to anything

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS fix it (or delete it and replace it with the janny noticeboard) QolaTypeShit (talk) 05:42, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

? it's a mailto link 'kiGOD (talk) 06:07, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

oh it is, sorry didn't saw the proton mail, my bad QolaTypeShit (talk) 07:34, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

Why can't I edit semiprotected pages

I should be able to Cucumber (talk) 13:22, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

You are autoconfirmed and it doesn't let you? It should G-Man (talk) 13:26, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

Auto-confirmed only lets you skip the moderation queue, while autoconfirmed user allows you to edit semi-protected. I know, its confusing. I get that mixed up all the time Fenriris 🐺 14:01, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

He has both so it should let him G-Man (talk) 14:06, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

Wired, does it have cascading protection? Fenriris 🐺 15:28, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

That could be the reason, User:Cucumber which template were you trying to edit? G-Man (talk) 15:42, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

The Soybooru guide (it still says cobblestone is admin and warrior-z isn't) Cucumber (talk) 17:15, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

New pages

On the main page, there is "new pages" section, but it has to be edited everytime a new page or template has been made, it doesnt get added and somebaldi has to add it manually, so this is my suggestion, sort of like the community leaderboard thingy, we can make it display all new pages, sure it will look shit but atleast than we dont have to edit it 24/7

what it would look like

Aryan Warriors Cousin (talk) 15:34, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

I could just put this in its place, but it would look ugly. The optimal solution is to have a bot update new pages list daily. –Gem 💎 (talk) 15:42, 16 August 2026 (UTC) 15:42, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

There is one that currently does that though. My wiki bot Fenriris 🐺 15:47, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

Oke Aryan Warriors Cousin (talk)

Ogg files not working

Title

The file is lost. MarketPliers retired, so you'll need to find the original and reupload it. Ogg files work just fine, I uploaded some earlier. Rickert (talk) 16:39, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

I restored it. –Gem 💎 (talk) 16:49, 16 August 2026 (UTC) 16:49, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

NIGGERS

How to embed a youtube video? I put it here because nobaldi answers any of my questions or my suggestions unless they are put here Aryan Warriors Cousin (talk)

Put the video's ID between <youtube> and </youtube> G-Man (talk) 16:44, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

Try avoid doing that doe. Its ugly. Download the video, compress it, and upload it instead. Rickert (talk) 16:48, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

Standard userbox sizes

Mirroring my comment here for visibility. Rickert (talk) 18:05, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

ajhsgbdjhasvduasildbakjisbd

>Soyvil War 5
>Seventh Soysurgency
>2026 soyjak.party hack
>2026 Soyjak Wiki hack
>Summer 2026 Crisis
these pages are all about exactly the same thing MADAFAK merge it all into one this is so messy Soyoyuki (talk) 22:10, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

I disagree, its fine as is unless you want one huge giga page Rickert (talk) 22:17, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

keep the hack articles, but others can get merged. –Gem 💎 (talk) 22:22, 16 August 2026 (UTC) 22:22, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

honestly a huge giga page could work, soyo is right, these pages talk about the same thing with little to no differences, only leave the hack articles QolaTypeShit (talk) 22:24, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

work how? then all of the soyvil war 5 needs to be moved into the crisis page, which is ridiculous. Its effectively the parent article of all these summer "crisis" pages. Rickert (talk) 22:26, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

The start date of Soyvil War 5 could be pushed back and everything else on the summer crisis before then can be listed as a prelude. I think the 2026 Soysphere outage and Second Great Handover pages should be merged more though. Cucumber (talk) 07:55, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

One of them isn't even an article, but a redirect, and there's no way (or reason) to merge the other two excluding the hacks Rickert (talk) 22:23, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

brap

OBSESSED shalalala stole my Wiki-Führer^TM title Soyoyuki (talk) 22:16, 16 August 2026 (UTC)

i am cobbletrqqns bvll Aryan Warriors Cousin (talk)

i don't like the changes they did to muh redesign Glisterald (talk) 08:55, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

xXx_bbcdemon_xXx

why was the Random Coal section on the Main Page replaced with Rust articles? i was using that to find lost images from the disk trasfer failure

revert it or add both Random Coal and Random Rust separately QolaTypeShit (talk) 08:08, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Aryan_warrior's signature

To quote my message on his user talk page:

>Link your fucking signature nigga, I don't want to look up your name in the search bar every time I want to go to your user talk page

The page for the signature is still protected btw --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 09:11, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

When a video file is missing it braps up the entire page

On pages with video files that where lost in the disk tranfer failure, it creates a huge fucking wall of text and ruins the page

I think you can just put a ":" before the "File:" and after the "[[" for now. Like this -> [[File:POOP.png]] -> [[:File:POOP.png]].

It turns the embed into a link, so it shouldn't show any of the mp4 data. Soyoyuki (talk) 12:36, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

We should set a date deadline before removing these files from pages, and treat them as permanently lost media. –Gem 💎 (talk) 12:55, 17 August 2026 (UTC) 12:55, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I've been primarily responsible for recovering them and taken a break from it as it burned me out (its boring) ,I'll get back to it sometime this week. Rickert (talk) 17:06, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

i refactored boorubox and gradingbox into meta templates

move them out from my userpage Cobblestone (talk) 12:51, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

–Gem 💎 (talk) 12:55, 17 August 2026 (UTC) 12:55, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

test –Gem 💎 (talk) 12:56, 17 August 2026 (UTC) 12:56, 17 August 2026 (UTC) marge? –Gem 💎 (talk) 12:56, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

just noticed all my signatures have double dates –Gem 💎 (talk) 12:57, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Questions

I'll be making a full Rules re-write (it will be a mirror off of the sharty rules) soon that i'll present here, but for now i have 2 questions:

• Should gore be allowed freely?
• Should porn/other nsfw content be allowed in any capacity?

@Gem @G-Man @Statis Soyoyuki (talk) 13:01, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

When it comes to gore, I have the following proposal:

• Gore files should be limited to the Main and SNCA namespaces only. They are NOT allowed in any other namespace, including User and Template namespaces.
• All gore files must be categorized with Category:Gore media.
• Gore files must be relevant to the article they appear in. They should not be placed randomly or used excessively.
• Gore files should either be hidden behind a spoiler or placed in the middle to end of lengthy articles. This gives readers control over whether they view the content rather than encountering it immediately when opening the page.

As for NSFW, I think it should be allowed in relevant articles as long as it's spoilered. BTW personally I'm not a fan of allowing gore here, but this is the best middle ground for everybody. –Gem 💎 (talk) 13:16, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I think it's a good compromise, I don't want gore here either but it's unbanned on the sharty so I don't see why it should be banned here. Porn should be treated the same as it is right now (banned except it's spoilered or stuff like 'cado) G-Man (talk) 13:25, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Alright, seems good by me. I'll write my rules rewrite now. Soyoyuki (talk) 15:51, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

i like those requirements, although Salt would probably want gore to be spoiler-free as he did on the sharty --Statis (talk) 14:09, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Rickert dislikes this. I can't think of any page that has relevancy to have/need gore in them off the top of my head. Some obvious examples are, also, obviously illegal, and as for the others, I guess keeping this at the bare minimum with the requirements Gem listed works. Doe I think its going to result in far more gore uploads and other undesirable content. Rickert (talk) 17:05, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

how did the kuz era wiki handle it then? Soyoyuki (talk) 17:29, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

>how did the kuz era wiki handle it then

how is that relevant for today nigga, I'm saying keep it as strict as possible, there's probably less than 10 pages that are relevant enough to warrant gore media, and even then if it doesn't make it better content-wise imo. tl;dr give it the nsfw material treatment 10x harsher. Rickert (talk) 17:37, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

salt is likek kuz or something idk. i just meant that if kuz era allowed gore then this era probably would aswell Soyoyuki (talk) 17:48, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I don't recall there being gore on the wiki during kuz-era at all, as Angeleno was the owner of this place back then. Also people tend to exaggerate how much gore was posted during kuz-era. –Gem 💎 (talk) 17:49, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

okie saar Soyoyuki (talk) 19:49, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

participation in soyjak related 'cords and 'grams

>Participation in ANY Soyjak or Soyjak-related Discord servers aka "Soycords" WILL result in a permanent ban from the Sharty and its xister sites AND brutal sodomization by Rapeson. >Participation in ANY Soyjak or Soyjak-related Telegram channels (except for the Dailyjak) WILL result in a permanent ban from the Sharty and its xister sites AND brutal sodomization by Rapeson. marge is that even true with the new sharty rules RandomUsername144 (talk) 18:18, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

yes, and no you can't invite your trans rights discord buddies here Soyoyuki (talk) 18:21, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I mean we need to rewrite the

Participation in this site WILL result in a permanent ban from the Sharty and its xister sites AND brutal sodomization by Rapeson.

template from participation to an unsolicited advertisement or something like that. It was already a retarded overreach, we are not a kindergarten for nusois and underage shitskin monkeys from Indonesia RandomUsername144 (talk) 18:31, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

>My cord is gooder and not like other 'cords - ACK! GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 22:51, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Will the old grading/mineral rating system ever come back?

Also will any templates get overwritten by their SECApedia counterparts? Some of them looked nicer tbh TeeNDee (talk)

>Will the old grading/mineral rating system ever come back?

I want this but it's very controversial. So probably never, and if yes then not for a while.

>Also will any templates get overwritten by their SECApedia counterparts? Some of them looked nicer tbh

Working on it. Soyoyuki (talk) 19:42, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Removing the grading system has significantly reduced edit wars and improved page neutrality. I don't think it should be brought back. –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:44, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

On SECApedia my solution was to only put topic ratings on pages where the opinion is unanimous or extremely popular. Soyoyuki (talk) 19:47, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I like them because they're SOVLFVL, i don't think they add much to a page itself, but when you boil everything down to formalityfagging then the entire concept of a "Soyjak Wiki" is retarded and we should SHUDDIT ALL DOWN! or something Soyoyuki (talk) 19:49, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I get you, but there's not much to lose from removing them in compromise for ending all retarded edit wars. –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:49, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I think we should keep Gradingboxes because saying something is mostly regarded as its rating is more objective than saying something is its rating. If we switch back to the old grading system we should keep the rules from Gradingboxes (no edit warring, must have a reception section). And we also shouldn't have a million different ratings like "vantagray iron from the lukewarm surface of mulattopurgatorium" or "extremely unstable singularity formed in a black hole that dooms the entire soyverse." Just gemerald, gem, ruby, iron, dust, coal, and brimstone like with Gradingboxes. Maybe also a few janny-locked ratings for extremes like "antimatter" or "gem that saved the party." Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 20:21, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I like the 5109234809128301283 niggerillion niche ratings thoughie. Soyoyuki (talk) 20:37, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I'd recommend holding a vote with the rest of the Tetrarchy regarding what to do about the grading system then. On a somewhat similar note, I wouldn't mind allowing custom ratings in Gradingboxes if there's also a rule saying they can only be used as part of a page's gimmick. Like the box on the HTSM page could say "fuggen jerdee" for example. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 20:44, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

>I'd recommend holding a vote with the rest of the Tetrarchy regarding what to do about the grading system then

eeehhhhh i can probably guess what they'd all say. Soyoyuki (talk) 20:59, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I support the idea of limiting custom ratings to gimmick pages (though for categorization they should have the closest standard rating applicable). I disagree with the janny-locked ratings because I feel their criteria would be too objective to really fit into the gradingbox system.

1. If something is really bad enough to be considered antimatter there's probably enough objectively bad things about it to not really count as a subjective grading like the other gradingboxes, plus if something genuinely warrants it then individual/hivemind opinions on the subject aren't necessary/pertinent to the article anymore.

2. Likewise, "gem that saved the party" would be too objective to count as a grading either, because by definition a gem that saved the party is something that measurably brought significant positive activity to the sharty, or did something to keep it alive. It'll already be prevented from just being a hyperbolic version of Gemerald by the suggestion to lock its addition to jannies only.

I think it'll be fine with just 7 gradings total (iron for neutral topics, ruby/gem/gemerald for liked topics, and dust/coal/brimstone for disliked topics) GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 22:50, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Cant fucking save images from the wiki on mobile browser

Im using the google app and if i try to save image to my gallery, it just says saving failed. Plz fix this.

were you in the wiki when you attempted to download the image or were you in google images? if the former, it's a device issue. if the latter, google images is a stupid nigger; this is a known issue. Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 21:19, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

im no intellectual so take this with a grain of salt Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 21:20, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

This happens to me too, but not just on the 'ki, on other wikis too Groot (User page) (talk) 06:15, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Origin of shirtjak

I think I found the original reference of the most famous "shirt jack"

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1AikqMqug1/

It's brentalfloss.

Even tho it's this one G-Man (talk) 22:29, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Nope .... Chuck testa

Add Soyjak Wiki:Template and other useful lists for editors to the Soyjak Wiki:Guides and Policies page's Lists section

title GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 22:54, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Here is my rules mockup --> User:Soyoyuki/RulesMockup

I'll write some things out here:

• I took inspiration from the Sharty's ruleset, aswell as SECApedia's, when it comes to the (C) rules and some of the (G) rules.
• I removed any and all use-case examples and duration examples, since even though it was probably written with a good heart, all it does is tell people: >HEY, YOU CAN DO THIS AND THIS AND ONLY GET A 1 DAY BAN! It's not like joons cross-reference it for bans anyway. This also helped remove a bunch of WORDSWORDSWORDS, and with how much people don't want to read the rules of any site, and especially a soysphere one, it's best to keep rules as short as possible.
• I also changed the formatting to be less weird.

I'm not exactly sure about the community rules THOUGHIE. Thoughts? @Gem @Statis @G-Man Soyoyuki (talk) 23:04, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

@Administrat0r dnb read this aswell Soyoyuki (talk) 23:06, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Eh, the current ruleset is more well-written. I would rather adjust it a bit than re-write it from scratch. I'm also not a fan of writing which communities are OK in the ruleset, it should be a specialized policy instead. –Gem 💎 (talk) 23:13, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Could you rate the rules themselves though? Someone can add all of the examples and durations in a subpage later. Soyoyuki (talk) 23:49, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I'll remove the list of communities. Soyoyuki (talk) 23:22, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Actually, it may make sense to remove the duration examples from rules page, and move it elsewhere for jannies to reference it. –Gem 💎 (talk) 23:17, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

>G5 With G4.1 G4.2 >edit warring deleted >G-10 and M-2 are the same thing >users who are underage may be banned

Rickert (talk) 23:59, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I removed G-10 and fixed G5 kek. as for the others you misread G-8.1 and edit warring falls under G-6. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:03, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

I'll give some constructive feedback in the discussion page in a moment Rickert (talk) 00:04, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

re-added the edit war rule as a sub-rule for G-6. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:07, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

why is the text so small GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 00:30, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

i forgot a </small>

this sucks but i wont tell you why right now wait a few hours Glisterald (talk) 00:40, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

ok fuck you in advance Soyoyuki (talk) 00:45, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

My appology about going around and harassing salt. My concerns

Hello teens. I would like to apologize to you guys and @User:Administrat0r for going around in circles and constantly spamming him with questions I had, especially to the mods who had to watch me repeatedly bring this stuff up. I am genuinely sorry about that.

I understand that he is probably really busy with IRL and other stuff and, as a result, can't respond much and might miss messages or emails. The reason I kept asking so many questions was because I was concerned about what was happening when I heard the news and became anxious when nobody seemed to know why he wasn't responding. I started worrying that he might have lost interest in the wiki entirely, and I didn't really know what we were supposed to do if that happened leaving everything to rot. I thought it would be a good idea to bring up my concerns and why I been acting that way for transparency

The wiki should, after all, be capable of functioning mostly by itself. I understand why all of the high-level permissions were taken away from everyone else following the security incident, and in the immediate aftermath I think being cautious made sense. My concern is more about the long term. Right now, Administrat0r is the only person with those permissions, meaning that if he is busy, disappears, or simply loses interest, there are certain things that none of the remaining staff can do regardless of how much we agree on them. We can't even appoint another bureaucrat ourselves because none of us have the permission required to do that

I also don't think the only two choices have to be either keeping all of those permissions on one account forever or risking another security incident by handing them out freely. I think we can make privileged accounts significantly safer first. One idea I already brought up was requiring 2FA for bureaucrats and other accounts with particularly sensitive permissions, along with requiring strong, unique passwords. While also advoiding @soyjak.st addresses as the sole recovery method for privileged accounts and instead use independent, secured recovery emails. I even suggested a way to preform a lockdown that mods can toggle just in case something like this happens again. That way, when bureaucrat and interface-admin are eventually delegated again, we're addressing the reason those permissions were restricted in the first place instead of simply going back to how things were before.

I'm not trying to rush Administrat0r into handing out permissions immediately, and I'm definitely not saying that a few days of inactivity means he has abandoned the place. I mostly want us to know what the long-term plan actually is so the wiki isn't dependent indefinitely on one person being online, espeically since he is hard to get into contact with.

Once he returns, I think the most important questions to resolve are:

• When does he intend to delegate bureaucrat again?
• Who does he intend to give it to? Will there be multiple bureaucrats?
• Does he still want Cobblestone to return to staff and potentially administration?
• If Fenriris remains active, what role does he want Fenriris to have?
• Who should hold interface-admin for technical maintenance?
• What additional security requirements should apply to privileged accounts? In particular, could we require 2FA, stronger passwords, and independent recovery emails?
• Are there any plans for a developer? If so, who? How should staff request new features or technical changes? If he is looking for someone, I wouldn't mind doing it myself since I already have a lot of experience with PHP and have worked on quite alot for the wiki already through my bot.
• I saw that a lot of the staff and teens are having trouble to get into contact with him, myself included so will he be willing to open up some kind of quick contact method for all of the joons? In case of emerginces?
• What about my wiki bot? Does he want me to continue operating and developing it? If I remain responsible for it, what permissions does he want the bot to have, and who should I coordinate with if a new feature requires changes beyond what the bot account can do?

More than anything, what bothers me is being left in the dark. When I don't know what's happening or what the plan is, I have a tendency to keep thinking about every possible outcome and repeatedly ask questions trying to figure it out. I realize that doing that doesn't actually help and just annoy everyone else, which is why I'm apologizing for it.

I'm going to stop constantly asking Administrat0r the same questions and give him time to respond when he's available. I just hope that when he does return, we can get some clarification on these things and establish a structure where the wiki can continue functioning even when any one person is unavailable.

Oh, and Salt when you get this I would be Aryan it if you cound answer these questions on behalf of the teens. I think they are curious as well and have most of the same concerns. Thanks for your understanding guys Fenriris 🐺 00:05, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

I realise that being an administrator has turned something that was supposed to be fun into a significant commitment. In fact, I am still doing that now. Its also because honestly, I feel anxious about leaving this site, fear of the unknown type of thing, so I am not sure what to do now. Again, I would like to appologise guys. If anyone could soothe my concerns, that would be great! Fenriris 🐺 00:16, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

making an essay for a person on a soyjak website

~Chud47233 (talk)

Geg, sorry. That was not my intention to make it into a essay. Just turned out that way. I had quite a few questions and requests on my mind. Hope my concerns are not too crazy Fenriris 🐺

Thats aryan and shows he cares Polk (talk) 01:16, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Thanks guys, I really do! I also fogot about the request for Special:Export to be enabled, but you already know the reason Fenriris 🐺 01:33, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

>

>Hello teens. I would like to apologize to you guys and @User:Administrat0r for going around in circles and constantly spamming him with questions I had, especially to the mods who had to watch me repeatedly bring this stuff up. I am genuinely sorry about that.

>I understand that he is probably really busy with IRL and other stuff and, as a result, can't respond much and might miss messages or emails. The reason I kept asking so many questions was because I was concerned about what was happening when I heard the news and became anxious when nobody seemed to know why he wasn't responding. I started worrying that he might have lost interest in the wiki entirely, and I didn't really know what we were supposed to do if that happened leaving everything to rot. I thought it would be a good idea to bring up my concerns and why I been acting that way for transparency

>The wiki should, after all, be capable of functioning mostly by itself. I understand why all of the high-level permissions were taken away from everyone else following the security incident, and in the immediate aftermath I think being cautious made sense. My concern is more about the long term. Right now, Administrat0r is the only person with those permissions, meaning that if he is busy, disappears, or simply loses interest, there are certain things that none of the remaining staff can do regardless of how much we agree on them. We can't even appoint another bureaucrat ourselves because none of us have the permission required to do that

>I also don't think the only two choices have to be either keeping all of those permissions on one account forever or risking another security incident by handing them out freely. I think we can make privileged accounts significantly safer first. One idea I already brought up was requiring 2FA for bureaucrats and other accounts with particularly sensitive permissions, along with requiring strong, unique passwords. While also advoiding @soyjak.st addresses as the sole recovery method for privileged accounts and instead use independent, secured recovery emails. I even suggested a way to preform a lockdown that mods can toggle just in case something like this happens again. That way, when bureaucrat and interface-admin are eventually delegated again, we're addressing the reason those permissions were restricted in the first place instead of simply going back to how things were before.

>I'm not trying to rush Administrat0r into handing out permissions immediately, and I'm definitely not saying that a few days of inactivity means he has abandoned the place. I mostly want us to know what the long-term plan actually is so the wiki isn't dependent indefinitely on one person being online, espeically since he is hard to get into contact with.

>Once he returns, I think the most important questions to resolve are:

>* When does he intend to delegate bureaucrat again? >* Who does he intend to give it to? Will there be multiple bureaucrats? >* Does he still want Cobblestone to return to staff and potentially administration? >* If Fenriris remains active, what role does he want Fenriris to have? >* Who should hold interface-admin for technical maintenance? >* What additional security requirements should apply to privileged accounts? In particular, could we require 2FA, stronger passwords, and independent recovery emails? >* Are there any plans for a developer? If so, who? How should staff request new features or technical changes? If he is looking for someone, I wouldn't mind doing it myself since I already have a lot of experience with PHP and have worked on quite alot for the wiki already through my bot. >* I saw that a lot of the staff and teens are having trouble to get into contact with him, myself included so will he be willing to open up some kind of quick contact method for all of the joons? In case of emerginces? >* What about my wiki bot? Does he want me to continue operating and developing it? If I remain responsible for it, what permissions does he want the bot to have, and who should I coordinate with if a new feature requires changes beyond what the bot account can do?

>More than anything, what bothers me is being left in the dark. When I don't know what's happening or what the plan is, I have a tendency to keep thinking about every possible outcome and repeatedly ask questions trying to figure it out. I realize that doing that doesn't actually help and just annoy everyone else, which is why I'm apologizing for it.

>I'm going to stop constantly asking Administrat0r the same questions and give him time to respond when he's available. I just hope that when he does return, we can get some clarification on these things and establish a structure where the wiki can continue functioning even when any one person is unavailable.

>Oh, and Salt when you get this I would be Aryan it if you cound answer these questions on behalf of the teens. I think they are curious as well and have most of the same concerns. Thanks for your understanding guys Fenriris 🐺 00:05, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

>:I realise that being an administrator has turned something that was supposed to be fun into a significant commitment. In fact, I am still doing that now. Its also because honestly, I feel anxious about leaving this site, fear of the unknown type of thing, so I am not sure what to do now. Again, I would like to appologise guys. If anyone could soothe my concerns, that would be great! Fenriris 🐺 00:16, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Yep, I will be on the booru for now until this gets resolved. All valid concerns. Whenever Salt does log in, please direct him here of course. Again, I am sorry about what happend Fenriris 🐺 08:18, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

I give up. I've messaged the new owner multiple times through different ways, and even other staff have tried getting in contact with him, but we can barely get a response. If he's this unresponsive even to simple server modification requests or stuff needing bureaucrat attention sent by email, then I honestly don't think there is much of a future for this site. we need to be able to change the sites settings in case anything cool comes up. Might as well just let it rot at that point.

Especially with all the plans I had to add a bunch of cool new technical stuff to the wiki, there's only so much I can do when nobody can reliably get server-side changes made or handle things that require bureaucrat permissions in the first place. At this point, I think I was right to leave the first time. I really do care about this place, but I don't see the point in continuing to put this much effort into running and developing it when I can't actually move any of my plans forward. I dont hate Salt, but it's just tiring. I have gave control over my bots to @User:GapeNewell so ask him if any issues come up with them.

Im really sorry guys that I was not able to work it, ily all <3. I wish you mods the best of luck keeping the place going. This isn't me disappearing completely, though you can still reach me through Signal or email, and I'll still be around on the booru. I'd love to keep hearing from you all, so please don't be strangers Fenriris 🐺 11:09, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Again, I would really like to appolgize since for some reason I been feeling really anxious abou this, dont know why, but I would like help. As of right now, I dont think anything will change because of whats going on, but at this point I dont know what else to do :(.I think even Cobblestone gave up. I been blaming myslefFenriris 🐺 15:50, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

I'm sorry to hear that you're retiring. I'd definitely vouch for you as an admin if I ever got the opportunity, but it's clear that this wiki isn't within Salt's current priorities. –Gem 💎 (talk) 17:47, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Thanks, think he is just busy. Do want me account vanished though if he does not want me having high level permissions, I explained on his talk page Fenriris 🐺 18:13, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

archive this properly

you don't archive talkpages by copying and pasting their code, use the move function and preserve the history properly Cobblestone (talk) 01:12, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

shit nobody cares about, i only wanted to cut out a section and not the entire thing and this was the faster way to do that Soyoyuki (talk) 01:30, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

>shit nobody cares about, i only wanted to cut out a section and not the entire thing and this was the faster way to do that

i'll do dat next time thoughie Soyoyuki (talk) 12:17, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Attempted vandal ACKed by edits pending anporvool queue

User:TransgendersAreGood 'OX 'APE 'URDER 'NISH GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 07:07, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

SAAAAAAAAAAAALT leak User:TransgendersAreGood's IP NOW ClanDestiny (talk) 11:14, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Soyjak_Wiki:Janny_interface Gzard (talk) 12:08, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Add it to Soyjak Wiki:Moderation geggies, this is some next level leakage Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 18:43, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

why are ban evaders named in their 'nish log reason

i thought giving them attention was le bad GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 16:47, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

There's no intercommunication channel for staff members, so ban reasons are kept public. –Gem 💎 (talk) 17:45, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

i'd suggest making ban reasons related to ban evaders just give them dehumanizing numeric IDs (like ban evader #196) though actually knowing which specific number corresponds to which ban evader would require some kind of staff only internal page, which'd require salt to add support for such things GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 17:53, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

kinda useless when anyphono can guess who the numeric ID belongs to. –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:04, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

still a step up from naming the jarteens and 'cordies that ban evade GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 23:28, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

When will salt wake up

He's a dead nigger and I'm waiting to email him for moderator (I co-owned SECApedia) Soyjaks (talk) 20:26, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

He currently manages the janitor team on the soyjak.party imageboard with the help of Mods Gzard (talk) 20:57, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Okay. How long will it take? Soyjaks (talk) 20:59, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Move files

I see some jannies are moving files. Kindly move these three files 1 2 3 as well. Rickert (talk) 22:31, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Done G-Man (talk) 22:32, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

> Late to the party? Click HERE to get started!

It would've made my nusoi journey so much easier if this redirected to the nusoi guide instead of the soyjak.party article geg

somebaldi should make a nusoi portal for newGODS to understand the site better

Do dis

Proposed unbanning/restoration/revamp of a few articles

@G-Man @Statis @Soyoyuki @Gem

Because Salt wants to unrulecuck the wiki, I'm proposing unbanning/restoring a few articles, some of which include:

• Futa/Futanari - this fetish probably helped create the tranny epidemic. No images depicting it should be allowed because Soyjak Wiki is not Rule 34.
• Foodist - basically soyspeak by now so we should have a proper article on them again
• Afterparty (Discord server) - one of the biggest sharty boogeymen in 2024. Long dead and some members were fedded
• bu5t/Soyjak Colony - same reason as Afterparty
• Skibidi Farms - nuked from orbit; some splinters/revivals pop up here and then but they rarely last longer than 2 weeks.
• Gnarpedia (AKA NoLimitsPedia) - SF's official wiki, one of its creators was a sharty janny so it's somewhat sharty-relevant
• Blue Archive - this lolinigger game can benefit from having a negative article. Anyone who tries to make the article positive should be 'nished for promoting pedophilia.

I also propose a revamp to the failtroll article, splitting off some of the sections into separate articles. I am indirectly responsible for this change, but I never expected every single entity that could be considered to be a failtroll to be merged into a single article. Plus it's bloat.

Articles about TCCfoid shit, that Australian pedophile and three-letter LARP groups should still be banned to avoid attracting feds. GapeNewell (talk) 23:49, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

all of them are dead so i see no issue with this --Statis (talk) 23:52, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Yeah go ahead. Soyoyuki (talk) 23:59, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Yeah unban them G-Man (talk) 00:06, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Didn't that bluenigger archive page attract pedoniggers who kept trying to edit it? I'd recommend they are set to autoconfirmed only Rickert (talk) 00:12, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

geeeeeg look whos here Rickert (talk) 00:19, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

I'm against that but it's 3:1 so my opinion doesn't matter. –Gem 💎 (talk) 00:14, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

At the very least don't restore affy article, as there are plenty of knockoff servers using their name, and making an article would just give them publicity. –Gem 💎 (talk) 00:16, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

yeah don't make any pages about soycords. fuck em all. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:38, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

I'm in favor of at least debloating the failtroll article. Should we also bring back {{Failtroll}} if we're making multiple articles about failtrolls again? Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 00:42, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

>I'm in favor of at least debloating the failtroll article.

Tsmt, that's why I said yes. Don't bring back the template tho, I feel it's kinda unnecessary since {{Discord}} and {{Pedo}} exist. Now that I think about it btw, don't undelete the affy and blue archive pages, keep that shit deleted G-Man (talk) 01:00, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

>debloat failtroll article I can get to work on this right away if you want. I'll elaborate in its talk page Rickert (talk) 02:28, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Custom Gradingbox ratings

What does everyone think of my idea to allow custom ratings in Gradingboxes but only if they're used as part of a page's gimmick? Template talk:Gradingbox#Custom ratings proposal Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 03:42, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

I disagree as it undermines the whole point of gradingboxes (which is to show a neutral perspective on the overwhelming majority's opinions). Custom ratings belong in headers, not here. –Gem 💎 (talk) 03:44, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

This. If custom ratings are really, really necessary for gimmick pages, then they should be clearly derived from a base rating (with appropriate categorization). Otherwise most of the custom ratings will just be confusing/redundant. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 04:08, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Bizarre template issue resolved

move dis to Template:Doxbox, 3 (three) of its parameters were configured exactly opposite to the documentation written by a certain furfag who didnt check xer work. I've switched these to ifeq which is more appropriate for the usecase too, and will change the documentation to rid it of some stupidity left over once change is implemented. Thanks Rickert (talk) 06:00, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Done G-Man (talk) 13:41, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

I still can't edit semi protected articles

Why not Cucumber (talk) 11:45, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

@Cucumber you need 50+ edits on your account (you currently have 35). –Gem 💎 (talk) 11:49, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Lamerald Cucumber (talk) 12:59, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

unban V1

or give me the login details i cant log in

You aren't banned, and i don't have database access to be able to change your password.

Mail servers are down so you can't reset it yourself aswell unfortunately. Soyoyuki (talk) 15:05, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Add a plugin or whatever the fuck that replaces broken image files with a 404 picture

so many pages are barely even readable because of this Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 15:23, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

only salt can do that atm –Gem 💎 (talk) 15:25, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

unrelated to the 'ki but

is this happening to anybody else? People on mobile cant post on the sharty, somebody else spoke about this on the sharty too. It just labels the post as spam or as a bot (even doe my ip address isnt new) Groot (User page) (talk)

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllltttt hire kovnet already Soyoyuki (talk) 17:06, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

I can post in my phone doe G-Man (talk) 17:07, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

stupid fucking site is making me leak, i was gonna make a thread calling out the nigger who hammered his grandma for being a foodist idk why soycacas love spamming gifs of ximGroot (User page) (talk)

Shilling this again

hello guyyssssss what do you think of my gradingbox redesign it's right here please check it out i need it to replace the stupid y2k nigger version that it currently is ok bye Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 17:10, 19 August 2026 (UTC) Gemmy please change it to dis saars Groot (User page) (talk) 17:12, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

This looks better, i dislike the weird windows98 larp it doesn't fit any other template. Soyoyuki (talk) 17:16, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

a bit too big Rickert (talk) 17:21, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

looks good to me! –Gem 💎 (talk) 17:23, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

i like it --Statis (talk) 17:25, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

aesthetically consistent gemerald GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 18:17, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Neptune likes this.

G-Man (talk) 19:17, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

while we're here can there be a field added to it to allow citing the most recent grading opinion poll too GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 19:20, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

@GauntletThrown sure, edit it in your sandbox and I'll add that. –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:21, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Which one looks better

[this "poll" has run its course] i made this little barnstar to reward those who dedicate a certain amount of time towards shit people who browse the wiki or even the average contributor doesn't care about
im stuck on which version i should choose though, so i made this section.
top ver or bottom ver? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 19:14, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

bottom 2552 (User page) (talk) 19:14, 19 August 2026

bottom –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:19, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

second one G-Man (talk) 19:20, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Rickert likes this. bottom Rickert (talk) 19:33, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Top Groot (User page) (talk)

ok you know what that's enough responses 2nd it is

Saars

Is uploading 'ore allowed on the 'ki? Groot (User page) (talk)

@Aryan Warriors Cousin not yet, but the rules will be updated soon to allow it. –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:48, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

OYYYYYYYY 'ORE ON THE 'KI?!!?!!1-Alarcão (talk) 01:46, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

Should i bring back and/or import a bunch of informational templates?

Stuff like Cloudflare, InfinityFree, MediaWiki, Telegram and so on. Soyoyuki (talk) 16:51, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

@Gem @G-Man @Statis

under the snca namespace maybe? --Statis (talk) 16:53, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

Cloudflare and mediawiki ones are okay G-Man (talk) 16:53, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

It depends on each one. –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:36, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

iiatisncaa

is it allowed to import sncapedia articles? Rindon (talk) 18:22, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

Completely fine 2552 (User page) (talk) 18:23, 20 August 2026

yes albeit brap on my talkpage because i may have a better version of it from my SECApedia archive Soyoyuki (talk) 18:23, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

title

>Installed software
>Product Version
>MediaWiki 1.43.9 I already contacted Salt about this but it's weird how someone can be so schizo about security yet not update basic stuff kek. Soyoyuki (talk) 19:50, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

This is actually the latest LTS version, released last June. It's pretty secure. –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:51, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

shuddup Soyoyuki (talk) 19:52, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

Salt told me he would be checking the 'ki today. Rickert (talk) 20:09, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

OH GOD PLEASE Soyoyuki (talk) 20:10, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

dead nigger Soyoyuki (talk) 21:27, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

Restoration of List of all of the sharty boogeymen

I have restored the page because it can be pretty harmless if used to list boogeymen unrelated to pedophilia/'p (e.g. autisticnuswa1488 on booru). –Gem 💎 (talk) 10:32, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

It's pretty outdated though. –Gem 💎 (talk) 10:32, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

>though ClanDestiny (talk) 11:02, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Should we do a large-scale dequotification mission?

Theres still a bunch of gay shit left on the lesser-viewed articles. Soyoyuki (talk) 10:54, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Yeah I think that sounds good --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 11:06, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

I propose the following De-quotification measures then:

• Merging Quote's detractor perspective with the neutral one, although obviously making it more complete, just like the LimeAIDS one
• Doing the same for Mustard
• Allowing articles made on widely hated namefags (if banned splinters are allowed to be mentioned now, I dont think people would die from this)
• (I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT THIS, BUT SOME NUSOIS ARE STILL DRAGGING IT), return the page quality headers instead of gradingboxes, I honestly dont agree, but since antimatter text returned, you could see a trend shifting against Stonist policies
• (I doubt this one as well) Allow articles on the 2025 "highschool" incident and the 2026 "mosque incident", some people were asking but I dont think its worth mentioning them

TheCatalan1977 (talk) 13:24, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

sounds good, i wouldn't like to make the articles about quotists HTSMpilled though since SNCApedia did that and look at how shit their articles look like Soyoyuki (talk) 14:33, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, the articles on quote and mustard can simply be made less positive without replacing them with the leaky detractor perspectives G-Man (talk) 14:42, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

banned article suggestion

Considering hes becoming sharty culture, ban any articles about Lukasz G From being made, heres a list of reasons why too, if your unfamilar with that name its the guy who killed his grandma with a hammer

• We arent TCCniggers and we dont document stupid nigger shit like that
• this isnt ED
• Lukasz G. Had connections to a failtroll group named the "kiliverse" and the "blopaverse", 2 major failtroll 'p foodist groups
• if we document him, we will get immigrants from said foodists Groot (User page) (talk)

>if we document him, we will get immigrants from said foodists

this gets brapped around the soysphere a lot but i highly doubt it, they know they'll never be accepted here, and they never raid the sharty anymore not because they don't want to, but because they're all third world shitskins that use their home IP for everything so they get stopped by the most basic of integrity.js checks Soyoyuki (talk) 14:35, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Still, we banned s0l0mon h4nderson from getting an article for being related to foodists even tho he was still a soyteen, this nigga has no relation to the 'sphere expect for being spammed by ugly tcc niggers on the sharty. Groot (User page) (talk)

also worth mentioning those groups kill animals and share 'p Groot (User page) (talk)

MAWDS DELETE THIS

https://soyjakwiki.org/Moralfag_(detractor_perspective) Gyuhj1234 (talk) 14:50, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

boiiiiiiiiiii dats jerdee

i mean it says "detractor perspective" for a reason Soyoyuki (talk) 17:34, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

should i change any of the 'ki janny colors?

i got interface admin now albeit only for a week because salt is a schizo Soyoyuki (talk) 17:34, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

@Soyoyuki make us jannies brown like the booru Glisterald (talk) 17:38, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

It might be a good idea to copy over the pre-brapped booru colors actually.

Approver is faint orange, janny stays the same, mod is blue and admin is red

Additionally i'd add dark-red for a nu "sysadmin" role which is the same as admin/bureaucrat except they have ssh access (which obviously isnt relayed in mediawiki user groups in any way but its SECA info) Soyoyuki (talk) 17:52, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

@Soyoyuki i support the addition of the sysadmin role but i like the colors we have now as i think all the main sites should have their own identity to an extent Glisterald (talk) 17:54, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

>i like the colors we have now Tar (talk | email) 19:18, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

@Soyoyuki I wonder if it's possible to just turn colored names into gadget similar to the js that strikes through blocked users ([1]). –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:19, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

@Fenriris may be smart enough for this. Soyoyuki (talk) 18:21, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

I tested and it's possible to just fetch user group and automatically color any user based on it. I could help if @Fenriris isn't interested. –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:32, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Sure! I can help with this Fenriris 🐺 19:47, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

I will need interface-admin in order to figure this out unfortunately Fenriris 🐺 21:56, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

if possible, one thing that i think we should do is enable automatic cross-namespace redirects (i.e. if I typed in "Moderator Tetrarchy", it would lead to Soyjak Wiki:Moderator Tetrarchy without a redirect being manually created). I would also like to be blue btw if that matters -Neptune (talk) 18:31, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

@Neptune that's semi-possible too but requires salt interference (it requires editing internal files). –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:32, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

hey pet nigger jannies

@Statis @Gem @G-Man @Soyoyuki i think there should be a bigger focus on making Mainspace pages more neutral as a lot of pages are clearly biased and one-sided and thats not good, make it a current mission or something and add mentions of it to the manual of style because it's not there even though the bias template suggests that it should be!!! ⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠ Glisterald (talk) 18:28, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Put up MultipleIssues with bias=1 o algo so we don't have to guess which ones you mean nigga Rickert (talk) 18:29, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

>as a lot of pages are clearly biased and one-sided and thats not good

Like? G-Man (talk) 18:30, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Quote, Mustard, almost every page related to the Summer 2026 crisis the list goes on Glisterald (talk) 19:17, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Rewriting those are herculean tasks. You need to be more specific with how they are biased and such, I am more than happy to rewrite them neutrally best I can, but without anyone's inputs to go off with, that effectively means shredding the pages and starting from scratch and leaving one gorillion {{cn}} requests. That, and they will effectively be vandalized to ruin NPOV the second its rewritten. Rickert (talk) 19:21, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

I'll give Quote a shot, rewrite it in my userspace copy to see how it goes. Rickert (talk) 19:30, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Revert this template edit now

It ruins the template too much and is too confusing. https://soyjakwiki.org/Template:Airnote exists for a reason Rickert (talk) 19:51, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Why were these templates changed?

{{Outdated}}, {{Archived template}}, {{Delete}}, and many others were changed to look like the other soybox templates, making them look worse and generic. Especially the outdated one, it looked WAY better before. G-Man (talk) 20:26, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

I agree with {{Outdated}} and {{Delete}} they got brapped on.

I like these versions of them the most:

• https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Template:Outdated&oldid=465995
• https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Template:Delete&oldid=455781

Soyoyuki (talk) 22:06, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

The {{Delete}} criticism is fair, but {{Outdated}} looked like genuine shit before I changed it. Also, I think the informational headers should look generic. Is a bit of professionalism not allowed on here? Codex (talk) 22:37, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

no becuz thats formalityfagging which is cobblestone jerdee

Soyoyuki (talk) 22:42, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

soot being dnb 'toss is so gemmy why would you want to delete that ~Chud90281 (talk) 23:03, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Formalizing templates is giga actually. –Gem 💎 (talk) 22:44, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Formalizing templates is giga actually.

So do people like the community rules thing i suggested or not?

>i suggest it
>billion reddit updoots
>i suggest it again but this time in my rules mockup
>0 updoots
maaarge Soyoyuki (talk) 00:34, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

Because i don't know if i should keep the templates or not. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:34, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

- i think the community rules part is overly complex and not really needed since the really bad splinters are pretty much just cp sites and fall under the current g1
- forbidding links for certain sites on the basis of poor moderation is quite a good idea

seems like salt wants to just keep it simple, i'll archive the templates for now Soyoyuki (talk) 00:36, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

Vote for the new jeanie colors

Usergroup	Current	Custom 1 'ru inspired	Custom 2 SECApedia inspired
Approver	Bruh21	Bruh21	Bruh21
Helper (Janny)	Bruh21	Bruh21	Bruh21
Moderator (Sysop)	Bruh21	Bruh21	Bruh21
Wiki Admin (Bureaucrat)	Bruh21	Bruh21	Bruh21
Sysadmin	Bruh21	Bruh21	Bruh21
Bot	Bruh21	Bruh21	Bruh21

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Custom 1 (SoyBooru Inspired)

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(You) can probably guess which one i'd like the most. I like the idea of approvers not having a bolded name since it's not like they have any proper janny perms. Soyoyuki (talk) 16:05, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

>why is this being done?

Because i can

Soyoyuki (talk) 16:07, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

@G-Man @Gem @Statis shit everybody cares about Soyoyuki (talk) 16:08, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

I'm used to the current ones and I like them, though red for bureaucrats is better G-Man (talk) 16:11, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

I should've probably added a "other" option to the poll. Soyoyuki (talk) 16:13, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

Should bureaucrat be made red?

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poll-id F89F416564D907BCDD463FA71DAD3DB9

i like the current colors, what i'd do is change bureaucrat to red but usually they each get custom colors --Statis (talk) 17:39, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

hmm alright

custom colors are gay doebeit Soyoyuki (talk) 17:46, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

since everyone else always gets to be the template fuhrer

here are some templates that i think look like shit:

This page and its contents are very /calm/ingFeel free to sit back and relax while reading this page. 

This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE

gigantic border with a not so great color combo Soyoyuki (talk) 18:51, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

I agree with both statements. After further inspection that border on both templates look like ass ~Chud14840 (talk) 20:27, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

those could be made smaller GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 21:59, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

some anoymous editor is defending failtrolls, check jannyqueue spam folder

User:~Chud30527 check xis clitty leak edit to the janny noticeboard GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 20:26, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

failtroll article split

due to the recent change in rules, I was wondering if we should split off some of the larger sub-sections of the failtrolls article (UTTP specifically comes to mind). The perennial argument against this is that it "gives them attention" o algo, but I think we should nevertheless for 2 main reasons:

1. Salt's administration is way more lenient about cataloging this sort of thing, even Chud.win can apparently get its own article without even censoring the link.

2. We're giving them 'attention' either way. The only real difference is how and where, and I'd rather have separate articles for the major players rather than one cluttered page.

@G-Man @Gem @Soyoyuki @Statis thoughts? --Neptune (talk) 20:30, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

I (and some others) think that splitting the article into separate pages for individual failtrolls and failtroll groups (with the current page defining the term) would fix the page length issues while still not giving them that much attention GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 20:50, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

That seems ok, we could also make two pages called Failtrolls/List of groups and Failtrolls/List of individuals and document them there to make the failtroll page less laggy and giant while not giving thrm the attention of their own page G-Man (talk) 20:52, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

i think gapenewell is working on this --Statis (talk) 21:37, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

Let's start by splitting groups. I think some individuals aren't notable enough to warrant having an entire article. –Gem 💎 (talk) 21:55, 22 August 2026 (UTC)

Can you protect my userpage?

Some nigger named Bushy is trying to fuck it up, can you protect it? ClanDestiny (talk) 02:44, 23 August 2026 (UTC)

Done G-Man (talk) 02:47, 23 August 2026 (UTC)

Rapeable meat

Why is there no article on rapeable meat such as goat meat pumpkin door horse meat? Meet and greet rape janny meat tasty stool pumpkin— Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud46788 (talk • contribs)

Meds now GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 03:37, 24 August 2026 (UTC)

do dis Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 22:52, 24 August 2026 (UTC)

Request

Can we add a computer soyence portal? — Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud65080 (talk • contribs)

Seconding, it's a subject with enough articles to get a reasonably fleshed out navbox footer GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 03:36, 24 August 2026 (UTC)

I support this, the "Soyence" portal is mostly just programming anyway. Soyoyuki (talk) 13:35, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Here are some of the portals & their icons from SECApedia.

The first 2 already exist, but i think that these icons with a few tweaks could be better than the current ones. Like i said the soyence portal is mostly programming anyway. I wanted to merge "Soy Media" and "Soyliture" into "Soy Media and Literature" but now i think they deserve to be seperate. The icon could work for the Soyliture portal doe.

The "Anime & Japanese Media" was a new idea that i had for SECApedia due to how popular Anime and stuff like VN's are among soyteens (even if they aren't talked about much). I think it would be a good idea, people would just have to make pages for it. I already have 5 pages in mind but i'm still merging SECApedia stuff for now.

Also this would require raping the SNCA: namespace (which i plan to do since personally this site should cover a broader range of topics and not just >MUHHH HECCIN IASERINO DEAD MEME FROM 2022 AND RANDOM DOXES OF IRRELEVANT TRANNIES), which requires cooperation with Salt to remove it in ssh, which with how much of a dead nigger he is might take a month or more

Namefags portal may be a good idea, aldoe with how much shitflinging and random SLF's making gigastubs about themselves there would be it something that would need testing.

And as for the other 6 portals at Soyjak Wiki:Sandbox/SECAPortals, the first 5 already exist and you can probably guess why the "Hostile" portal would be a bad idea (Giving irrelevant faggots attention and so on). I would've nuked it sooner or later anyway. Soyoyuki (talk) 14:26, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

@Gem @G-Man @Statis Soyoyuki (talk) 16:54, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Agree with namefag portal. –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:39, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Remove my userpage protection

I want to edit it now that the obsessed faggot is gone ClanDestiny (talk) 01:36, 24 August 2026 (UTC)

Its time to have some fun, with Uncle samsonite. Bushy

Get out of my closet, Uncle Samsonite

Hope you like off-brand soda ClanDestiny (talk) 03:28, 24 August 2026 (UTC)

Unknown template parameter tracking and preview warnings

Hey, I just set up a demo of the Template:Aryan (with a module added) with three broken parameters. the module will immediately place the page in a category and issue a preview warning in the editor which you can see if you try to edit my Sandbox. These preview warnings will not appear in the actual page. Let me know if you think this should be implemented across templates. See it for yourself here (go to edit, idk how it looks like on visual editor) Rickert (talk) 06:29, 24 August 2026 (UTC)

To whoever can edit MediaWiki:Common.css

Can i please have my username have the normal hyperlink colors again (i still want to keep my janny roles doebeit) please Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 13:31, 24 August 2026 (UTC)

guyse Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 20:35, 24 August 2026 (UTC)

Go to Special:Preferences#mw-prefsection-gadgets and disable UserHighlighter. 20:37, 24 August 2026 (UTC)

that just makes every username the same for me only thoughie Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 20:46, 24 August 2026 (UTC)

Top-level category

I had the idea to try and make it so that all categories are under a top-level category: Category:Contents. I could use a little help with finding and organizing all the categories. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 01:13, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

I went through all the categories on Special:AllPages and I think almost every category is a subcategory of another now. Now we need to add the proper categories to pages, though templates already do a lot of the work there. The category system could also use a bit of refining, though I see @Rickert is already working on that. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 01:59, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

It's far from complete, and it's not in a state I'd like it to be. Once I am done setting up all the templates properly, we can discuss how to fully organize categories and so on (your work so far is pretty good). I have some ideas I'll share with you once I've figured them out fully. Rickert (talk) 05:31, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

Categories

@Gem some of the templates are jannie-locked, so once I am done adapting each unlocked template in a category I'll inform you in the talk page of that template category for you to swap them too, if you'd like to. I've gone ahead with main, SNCA, and if its a template widely in use, all (excluding subpages, these also get hidden to avoid cluttering). Templates that are commonly used in user pages also get a userspace category too. Are you good with this approach or do you think there's a better one? Rickert (talk) 03:21, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

@Rickert Yes this approach is pretty good. I have also added Category:Pedophile Soypedians tp {{pedo}} and {{superpedo}} beforehand. –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:41, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

The new templates are fucking horrible

MarketPliers spent time fixing them, only for us to return to the ugly outdated templates used by SNCAPEDIA. Also more useless templates that are only used for like 2 pages, amazing changes. TheCatalan1977 (talk) 17:50, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

>MarketPliers spent time fixing them, only for us to return to the ugly outdated templates used by SNCAPEDIA. Also more useless templates that are only used for like 2 pages, amazing changes.

not every template needs 1209312830912830921 pages that use it. Also fuck that furfag. Soyoyuki (talk) 17:52, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

don't tell me they're putting those extremely heavy templates in this very 'ki... Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 17:54, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Hey, I fucking hated him too, doesn't mean he wasnt good at his job, just like niggers who were good for picking cotton. Also, WHO IS USING THE CHINNY TEMPLATE? like its gonna be in ONE page. WHO IS USING GEMMEDUP template? Like it's useless because WIP exists already. Just reverse page quality headers atp, but I dont wanna see those ugly ass templates anywhere. TheCatalan1977 (talk) 17:57, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Gemmedup template is 4 years old. We aren't going to clitty-nuke it because it isnt used 200 times a day. Soyoyuki (talk) 18:10, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

This cobblestonist meta-obsessed formalityfagging is the reason why so many booru/sharty users hate this site.

The fact that the majority of users of this site would rather focus on random meta instead of shit that people care about means the previous administration has dome something very wrong. I + a few other joon troons are the only people that are supposed to care about meta brapshit. Everyone else should be contributing purely content. Soyoyuki (talk) 18:04, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

>Only I + a few other joon troons are the only people that are supposed to care about meta brapshit

Are you serious? Thinking you can restrict who cares about a gigantic thing that litteratly a part of every Wiki made tells me you need some check ups GEGGG 2552 (User page) (talk) 18:20, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Do you know what hyperbole is? Of course everyone can have say in it but the fact that 70% of this site revolves around meta means that something went wrong. Soyoyuki (talk) 18:22, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

I highly doubt. I have seen more general content pages than meta, and this is not me saying we need more meta. Remember that archived Meta page template? Now we dont know if your statement is true or not. If true, then its easy, make more content pages then wasting your time clitty leaking about it. You are a moderator for Admin thrembos sake. Or atleast tell people to make more content pages in a 50/50 divison with meta? 2552 (User page) (talk) 18:29, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Every time some SECA article-worthy event happens on the soysphere it takes us like 3 days to properly fill it in because we don't actually have any shartyGODs using this site. Soyoyuki (talk) 18:04, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

And i know i'm not speaking out of my ass here because i saw exactly how SECApedia functioned. Other than my staff team, everyone was there simply to purely contribute in content, and thats not because it was a "dead nigger" or something. 30~50% of this sites contributions/per day on average. Soyoyuki (talk) 18:07, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

After reading your arguments, I can say I see some valid points here, however, I would still prefer the Cobwatch template to be the MP version. To be honest, we got used to a rulecucked wiki. Could you return old page quality headers then? I miss them, I think it's better than the compromised gradingboxes. TheCatalan1977 (talk) 18:34, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

You mean topic ratings/gradings? I've had an idea on how to (almost) fully return them instead of the "partially returned" state they're currently in via gradingboxes.

Also i know this reads like a clitty leak (because this is how i always type) but yeah, the old version of CB can stay since the "nu" one is vibecoded. It's just that people care about mobile compatability too much when only around 20% of people use wiki's in general on mobile and the rest are on PC (i know from cloudflare stats of my site) Soyoyuki (talk) 18:38, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

>only around 20% of people use wiki's in general on mobile HE DOESNT KNOW!! Cobblestone (talk) 18:47, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Quiet down Sean Zheng, go make more valve youtube videos instead of kicking the wall TheCatalan1977 (talk) 18:50, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

dont talk to me fart fetishist Cobblestone (talk) 18:52, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Yeah can we please fucking stop with all the template changes for no other purpose than change for its own sake? The templates were perfectly fine pre-tetrarchy. They weren't broke, and they don't need to be broken just to bypass the wisdom of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 23:31, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

can we bring back the class stripes on meta templates

the red and yellow stripes on the side had a meaning, page-issue warning vs page-issue critical Cobblestone (talk) 18:52, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

meaning nophono knew about. –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:54, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

everybeidore knew Soyoyuki (talk) 18:54, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Yeah i'll do that. Soyoyuki (talk) 18:54, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

read the classes in Template:Soybox/styles.css ctrl +f "issue" to see all of them Cobblestone (talk) 18:55, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Rickert likes this. Rickert (talk) 18:57, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

also you guys are manually adding a yellow gradient class for warning templates background: linear-gradient(#FCEBDC, white) when you should just add it to the css stylesheet for the warning class Cobblestone (talk) 18:58, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

This page is heavily biased.(You) VVILL edit the page and make it neutral.

This is my "compromise" as a way of merging both styles. I hope it's good enough. Soyoyuki (talk) 19:08, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

yes it's good but also remove the snowflake styling on the other class types if u can, thanks Cobblestone (talk) 19:08, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

like the critical one Cobblestone (talk) 19:08, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Ok, I accept, they dont look like Soyboxes but not Amboxes either, go do your thing. 2552 (User page) (talk) 19:12, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

I was the ones who changed up those templates anyway. 2552 (User page) (talk) 19:14, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Minor fix

Please change the Red in the gradient background to a lighter red, it blends up and ruins the template. Maybe like this: #facfcf

Template e.g:

This page is a candidate for deletion

Reason: my clitty my leaking clitty

If you disagree, please explain why at Soyjak Wiki talk:Janny noticeboard/4.

If you created this page, please don't be offended. Instead, consider improving the page so that it is acceptable according to the deletion policy. This page was last edited at 19:33, 5 October 2026 (UTC)

Remember what links here before deleting.

2552 (User page) (talk) 19:23, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

>Janny noticeboard marked for deletion do dis

I already did by splitting page-info critical into itself and page-info supercritical. {{Delete}} is the only one that uses the supercritical style. Soyoyuki (talk) 19:48, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Atleast make the Red in the gradient a little bit lighter but not as light as the Critical style? 2552 (User page) (talk) 20:09, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

ATTENTION

My SNCA hostile offsiter tournament will be hosted on September 1, 2026. Brap more here 'o algo

Are shartytoddlers still riding the "soybooru and the wiki are hostile" shit? This was edged by Salt for a few days before it quickly came to an agreement and absolutely nothing happened. Soyoyuki (talk) 20:07, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

nusois are obsessed with snca admin worship drama G-Man (talk) 20:09, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

booruniggers are still violent and retarded so it doesn't really matter. have you seen what happened to awarded? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 20:10, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

that's true doe, fuck boorucucks G-Man (talk) 20:11, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 20:08, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

anporver notification just lies now

>Gemmy cobsons awaiting anpoorval
>look inside
>everything is iron at best

GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 22:19, 25 August 2026 (UTC)

Edit request

Can someone add the Category:Janny noticeboard category to all the 'chives of the noticeboard? Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 02:00, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

Is the Chinny no longer hostile now or what

I see it openly linked here Gabagool (talk)

Under current policy, it is considered non-hostile enough to be documented. this may be subject to change in the future (i personally don't think it's a good idea to include the url) doebeit. -Neptune (talk) 03:28, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

Dead nigger site, they gained 0 PPH after we linked them. Unless they start mass unbanning people like Liam and Lviv to get activity back they'll forver be linked here but if Kikemin wanted to do that he would've done it a while ago.

Honestly Kikemin should just pull a soyoyuki and become the board manager of /pol/ or whatever. 60% of his userbase migrated to the sharty anyway . Other than Gemboy the 'ssycuck all of the "problematic" people on the Chinny have all fucked off to discord a while ago. Soyoyuki (talk) 14:21, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

Just add vril/rizz to /pol/ and all the goyim will migrate. Soyoyuki (talk) 14:25, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

Please stop fucking with Special:Moderation and related stuff

This might come as a massive sharty-destroying shock that'll make the Gradingcaust look like a random troll edit but
I actually like my tools to be clearly named
Misspelling approve as anpoorve is funny and close enough to the original to be useful, but "Raep" and "LEAVE NO SURVIVORS" are shitty labels for disapproving a single edit/disapproving all edits by a given user. Please change the latter two back. Oh and also undo the shitty "Gemmy cobsons awaiting anpoorval" notification text change, it's a complete lie as I've seen neither in the queue since that change, and the old text was perfectly fine.
>but muh silly and whimsy
Good thing there's already a great place for that. Everywhere else. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 04:34, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

didn't read allat but I fixed this. apologies for trouble. –Gem 💎 (talk) 04:48, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

>This might come as a massive sharty-destroying shock that'll make the Gradingcaust look like a random troll edit but
>I actually like my tools to be clearly named
>Misspelling approve as anpoorve is funny and close enough to the original to be useful, but "Raep" and "LEAVE NO SURVIVORS" are shitty labels for disapproving a single edit/disapproving all edits by a given user. Please change the latter two back. Oh and also undo the shitty "Gemmy cobsons awaiting anpoorval" notification text change, it's a complete lie as I've seen neither in the queue since that change, and the old text was perfectly fine.
>>but muh silly and whimsy
>Good thing there's already a great place for that. Everywhere else.

You read the text once and its just muscle memory afterwards. Caring about le heccin proper labels is soyboy behaviour.

>WE NEED TO DO EVERYTHING LIKE WIKIPEDIA BECAUSE WE JUST HAVE TO OKAY?? Soyoyuki (talk) 14:02, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

honestly the purpose of buttons wasn't clear. maybe he had a point. atleast "'eject" was pretty clear. –Gem 💎 (talk) 14:05, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

Its so on the nose that i doubt someone wouldn't get it unless they're ultra-ESL, but then they wouldn't have gotten hired in the first place anyway. The Approver policy exists for a reason. Soyoyuki (talk) 14:09, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

Why is there so many SNCA pages

95% of them are genuinely just someone's autistic obsession that xey wanted to splurge about. Most of them are just clutter anyways and have no relation to soyjaks or the sharty.

Make them redirects to the SNCA page or the autism page and the quality of the wiki will go up by 700%

Preferences menu

It would be better to link the Gadgets listed to their respective Soyjak Wiki pages instead of their Wikipedia pages. 2552 (User page) (talk) 13:51, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

quote and froot footers discussion

i think there should be only one footer dedicated to both froot and quote instead of two since they had almost the same people on the janny team. Rindon (talk) 14:17, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

Flags...

Should i import these flags the lazy way or do i add stuff to {{Flag}}? I've never worked with it doe. Soyoyuki (talk) 18:27, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

send me through email so i can make the spritesheet. Rindon (talk) 18:30, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

or you can go to the 4chan extraflags plugin page in github and get the template yourself. pick one Rindon (talk) 18:31, 26 August 2026 (UTC)

deletion policy

User:Cobblestone/Deletion_policy i made this, review it Cobblestone (talk) 02:32, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

>no "anything i dislike" reason

literally unusable. seriously though I think this is a good deletion policy. "low quality" is a bit vague but it could be reasonably defined as something with {{MultipleIssues}} on there with multiple valid reasons, or in otherwise such a bad state that the majority of the article would need to be remade to bring it up to standards. Aside from that, good job GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 03:10, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

>no hoaxes allowed

What's the point of Template:Hoax then? 2552 (User page) (talk) 18:21, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

re-read the policy draft. hoax pages are allowed if they're funny and original (not fake admin slop) GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 21:49, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

or fake splinters, those are the most annoying because they're just waiting for snca discord server #125324525 to buy their fake links and then redirect it to CP or whatever Soyoyuki (talk) 22:36, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

tsmt GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 02:56, 28 August 2026 (UTC)

Error 1015 rate limit

Is anyone else getting these a lot? I see them a ton and I never got them before Salt took over 'kiGOD (talk) 08:16, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

Yes, it seems to have been enabled since he took over. It also will stop pages like the AI gigachad gallery from loading all its content properly sometimes. Rickert (talk) 08:18, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

Yes it happens sometimes but comes back after a min. –Gem 💎 (talk) 08:26, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

Approve all just straight up doesn't work now

Is this a me only problem? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 18:19, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

yes geg Soyoyuki (talk) 18:20, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

wtf man its soover Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 18:23, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

always CTRL + SHIFT + R until shit starts working. it's mediawiki being mediawiki Soyoyuki (talk) 20:00, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

Retard

This retard User:Loon keeps blanking half of the Soyvil War 4 article for no reason. Every time the vandalism is undone, he edit wars and removes the content again. Something must be done about this shlomo. Brazilmutt (talk)

you keep restoring the old edits with outdated info and shit that never happened. shitflinging isn't funny, we stopped doing countrywars a long while ago. you can make your containment page if you don't want to go back to SNCApedia Rindon (talk) 21:24, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

"outdated info" the stuff happened in 2023 and 2024, of course its "outdated" because its 2-3 years old. That doesn't mean you have to remove it. Dumbass.

"Shit that never happened" Images and sources are right there, retard.

"we stopped doing countrywars" This isn't a countrywar you DUMBASS. Brazilmutt (talk)

>2023 and 2024

>"of course its "outdated""

admitted it

>"That doesn't mean you have to remove it."

sorry to break the news, nusoi...

>"This isn't a countrywar you DUMBASS"

of course it isn't, shitflinging and countrywars are not supposed to be taken seriously. soyvil wars usually involve serious shit like pedophilia not shitflinging, so is the soyvil war 4 about. are you insinuating pedophilia is something to "laugh off"? please explain.

>"Images and sources are right there"

do you have any proof that froot interacted directly with kuz on the shiwi as the admin wars say it did? i got that article deleted because i went to the shiwi myself, looked for said discussion, and found nothing (the archive it had also had nothing), therefore it didn't happened and the admin war page had to be deleted.

and again, you can ask one of the green dogs for a containment page Rindon (talk) 22:10, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

Genuinely what the HELL are you babbling on about? Nothing of what you said made any sense. There's something on that page that you are trying to censor because you dont want people reading it. @User:Soyoyuki @User:'kiGOD This guy User:Loon is threatening to blank the Soyvil War 4 article for seemingly no reason. I request he be banned from editing that specific page indefinitely because his only intention is to vandalize and edit war on it and I don't want to constantly undo this faggot's mess. Brazilmutt (talk)

note how i didn't insulted you. also it's spergy SLF behavior to think they would waste their time with you Rindon (talk) 02:13, 28 August 2026 (UTC)

The page is too old for people to be clitty leaking over it this hard. Just try to DEBOONK stuff instead of plainly removing it. Soyoyuki (talk) 02:22, 28 August 2026 (UTC)

Module imports

Do I have permission to import modules (that is, copy paste the Scribunto module) from WP to here under the same names in the Module namespace? There's a few useful modules that are currently missing that I'd like to tinker with. Rickert (talk) 21:17, 27 August 2026 (UTC)

Go ahead. Soyoyuki (talk) 22:35, 27 August 2026 (UTC)