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can the main page talkpage get archived too? it's grown large enough to deserve being 'chived and there's no currently active conversations there GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 20:06, 25 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

Sure Fenriris 🐺 20:08, 25 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

Public Execution Request

Please behead User:~Chud16553 for trying to blank one of the lists of doxes, inshallah GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 18:07, 26 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

Done G-Man (talk) 18:17, 26 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

protection request

i think it's better to protect the Swedishwin.com page to autoconfirmed, i have a feeling that it's gonna be a subject of swinnyjeet vandalism and propaganda AwardedAccountAward (talk) 18:53, 26 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

Done G-Man (talk) 19:10, 26 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

Candidate for deletion

The Porn Dude Forced article based on a porn website and "meme" that is already dead. TheCatalan1977 (talk) 16:01, 27 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

you can just mark it for deletion by yourself man.. AwardedAccountAward (talk) 16:08, 27 June 2026 (UTC)Reply
hey nuswa you are aware that you can add inline linke using square brackets [[like this]] right? GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 16:30, 27 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

template redundancy

Do we really need both {{GoodDeadMeme}} and {{Deadforcedmeme}}? They essentially convey the same message - Neptune 18:13, 27 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

I'd say there's some difference between them in that GoodDeadMeme doesn't discriminate between organically shit and forced shit memes and with Deadforcedmeme not discriminating based on quality, but their differences aren't significant enough to warrant entirely separate templates. They could probably just be merged and have parameters for making the template more specific. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 20:18, 27 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

delete these since i can't

https://soyjakwiki.org/User_awards:Rindon

https://soyjakwiki.org/User_sandbox:Rindon

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Rindon/About_me

~ rindon

Done, next time place {{Delete}} on them so we see it in the deletion queue. γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 21:36, 28 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

turkey template

There are quite a few articles on the 'ki related to the great nation of TVRKEY, so I've started a template here. Does it need further gemming up, or can it be implemented as is? - Neptune 18:55, 30 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

>connectionslop
be more original pls GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 18:56, 30 June 2026 (UTC)Reply
blud is NOT on the team - Neptune 19:00, 30 June 2026 (UTC)Reply
Good work but "connections" templates are something we're trying to cut down on. γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 19:02, 30 June 2026 (UTC)Reply
Fair, but it definitely has more use cases than something like Template:Norwegianwin or Template:Norwegianfail. I can think of at least five articles (Turkey, Roach, Kaguya, The Turk, Countryaryan gem) off the top of my head where a turk template would make sense. Neptune 19:06, 30 June 2026 (UTC)Reply
Tsmt, a Turk template is probably more notable than a Norwegian template in the current year. Tar (talk) 19:08, 30 June 2026 (UTC)Reply

Quoting template

Does the {{Quoting}} template count as a box template? Regarding the page Hiro, it has 2 unwrapped box templates & the quoting template. Whether it needs to be wrapped or not depends on this. Tar (talk) 20:42, 2 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

{{Quoting}} has historically been placed outside of template wrappers, but probably should be placed inside a template wrapper for consistency since it's as large as the boxed ones. Try to keep it in the visible section though. γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 21:35, 2 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Unable to delete account

Special page - Close your user account doesn't work

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Your PHP probably forgot to initialize $lb.ηˆ†θ£‚ε€§δΉŒι­‚ (talk) 01:53, 3 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Cobblestone why not just perma'nish this pedo nigger Special:PermanentLink/396516 Special:PermanentLink/417001 (just the first two examples i could find but this nigga is just outright admitting to being a pedophile) GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 02:04, 3 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Handled. Quote just rangeban all of east asia at this point γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 02:10, 3 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Yellowcaust when? (doe chinks are more brown than yellow[snopes said so] so maybe just fold china into the brownocaust's affected countries) GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 02:20, 3 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
>saar chinks le bad saar
kys pajeet, analects was aryan RetardedESLjeet (talk) 01:53, 4 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Template:Party

I feel that it has a similar usecase to the now-deleted template {{Savedtheparty}}. Tar (talk) 10:19, 3 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

I think it's fine tbh γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 12:37, 3 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Stenography slider

Could an interface editor please add an LSB slider to the moderation interface to check for embeds? Tar (talk) 12:30, 3 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Paging @Cobblestone into this request since this is sorely needed. γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 12:37, 3 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
i use this User:Cobblestone/Steg_script Cobblestone (talk) 13:17, 3 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Gemmy, thanks. Tar (talk) 13:23, 3 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
tried putting it into tampermonkey and it's not working o algo pls help GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 00:20, 4 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
>it only works on already anporved files
great script cobblepoon GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 00:22, 4 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Thought it was an 'ki only script. Try putting it in your user js Fenriris 🐺 00:34, 4 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Apparently the problem is that it only checks for if you're on a https://soyjakwiki.org/File page and not a https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Moderation&modaction=show&modid= page (the one used to preview files before anporval) GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 01:17, 4 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

What happened?

I remember using this wiki back in 2023, only to abandon it later because I had little to no interest in jakking. The site was definitely different back then, the content was even more offensive and immoral. I even recall that one of the most popular pages, the "Offended" page, was actually bait featuring actual grotesque imagery. What happened? - User:George W bush

Nothing really changed I dont think, we still quite offensive here. I would say more like we just standerised. Its an result of that. Not necessary an bad thing. Btw, welcome back oldGOD Fenriris 🐺 23:50, 3 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Thanks, And I imagine that perhaps things have simply been better moderated on this site, if the high level of offensiveness had persisted, Google almost certainly would have effectively shadowbanned this site. - Bush

Why is it so strictly forbidden to create a dedicated page for Kevin Spencer?

?β€” Preceding unsigned comment added by George W bush (talk β€’ contribs)

literally
FVCKING
who GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 18:55, 4 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Are you a nusoi? Don't you know what's happened over the years at The Sharty? Notable spammers? Isaac Kate?β€” Preceding unsigned comment added by George W bush (talk β€’ contribs)
No, and the wiki has a policy of not giving every single retarded failtroll their own page, or even any mentioning. Go back to ED GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 20:06, 4 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Kevin Spencer is a television series, not a real person, You could have at least looked at a bit of the information presented in the article{{CitationNeeded|, there wasn't even that much because it was a WIP stub, It holds some relevance within the soysphere, regarding idiotic dramas, aside from viral content uploaded by the show's troonsloped community - User:George W bush
>search on the wiki >only results for that name specifically are just some failtroll's preferred name to namefag, a related wordfilter, and some entry in a copypasta of some pooner's strawpage and the wordswordswords lists of chudslop/troonslop with zero additional information beyond mentioning their presence on the opposite lists
this doesn't need an article on this site, especially when 2/4 results (counting troonslop/chudslop as the same page since chudslop's a subpage) are just because some failtroll was known for namefagging as it, and back to the point i made earlier that you outright ignored, wiki policy says no individual failtroll articles are to be made
>Kevin spencer is a television series, not a real person
literally nobeidore cares, tv is goyslop
>You could have at least looked at a bit of the information presented in the article
you mean the article that was deleted twice by separate admins for failtroll association? fuck off disingenious larping newfag GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 03:50, 5 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
LMFAO, Seriously, did you come back here just to edit that sentence to hurl insults at me? You’ve made your "point," but there are users who are curious enough to investigate, doing their "researchs" or whatever you call it. Then it could be better not to associate this shitty tv show with those failtrolls, then it should just talk about other ridiculous aspects of the series without necessarily linking it solely to failtroll niggers, Speaking of the toxic community and its users. - User:George W bush
>post on talk page
>clittyleak about getting a response
Twitter is down the hall and to the right. Besides this is primarily a Soyjak/Soysphere-related wiki, anything off topic from that is not this site's primary concern. Anyone who actually gives a shit about that topic will not have this site as their first place to look. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 04:15, 5 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Me? Clittlyleaking? If that's how you see it, that's fine. Either way, On the Soyjak wiki, users can apparently create content outside of the site's main topics. From what I’ve read on the Soyjak Wiki:SNCA regarding the creation of pages for completely different content, users are free to create pages about anything, as long they include the namespace provided - User:George W bush
which LLM did you ask about the SNCA namespace? GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 05:53, 5 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Folk I’ve have done my own searching up on this wiki, specially looking into the principal topics mainly, but what really matters here is the point I just wrote, the creation of these type of pages, The namespace, It is also worth noting that there are active users, or frequent visitors, who are quite curious and go around looking for topics unrelated to the main subjects of this wiki. - Bush
Quit dodging the question AIjeet. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 07:11, 5 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

When getting a YouTube video's link via the share feature it now adds a tracking code to the URL (&si=). I think it would be a good idea to add a warning when someone tries to save a revision containing a YouTube tracking code via the abuse filter. Tar (talk) 09:15, 5 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

That's a perfectly normal part of the URL. It doesn't actually track you.
>That's a perfectly normal part of the URL. It doesn't actually track you. TheCatalan1977 (talk) 09:32, 5 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
@Fenriris Thoughts? Tar (talk) 16:29, 5 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
When I did it last time for archive.is, Cobblestone disabled that warning abuse filter cause it was too invasive Fenriris 🐺 16:43, 5 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

help with a template

hello nuladies. i had this idea of replacing template:treif, template:halal and template:haram for a brand new header. why? well, two three four reasons:

  • we already have 4 templates (1 text header and 2 soyboxes, 3 if you count treif because of the palestinian flag) dedicated to islam/muslims;
  • if you think about it, jews approve what muslims don't and vice-versa. like template:swedishwin and template:norwegianwin, it's only a swedish win if the norwegian lose (in this case, it's a muslim win if the jewish lose);
  • halal and haram are ugly and terribly designed, it looks like something straight from ED;
  • they're being overused/spammed like template:god, treif and haram are only useful to rape user pages.

now why would i need your help? well...

  • i imported some fonts, one of them is for this new header. however, cobblestone wont check her user talk page, therefore not adding it. i want you to convince her to add them;
  • i don't know how to design it. i don't know what flag should be used in the background, so i need ideas.

you can check this header here β€” Preceding unsigned comment added by rindon (talk β€’ contribs)

srry but that doesn't sound like a good idea, plus it's muh connectionslop, something that they are trying to remove. AwardedAccountAward (talk) 23:20, 5 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
connectionslop
...saar it actually removes more connection headers rather than adding
doesn't sound like a good idea
i can argue with that, i mean, isn't the gradingcaust enacted? so the 'ki is more simple? that's why i thought about this. you gotta agree with me the muslim headers don't look that good though, but "remastering" them would just copy treif. that's why it's better to replace them 3 (treif, halal and harem) β€” Preceding unsigned comment added by rindon (talk β€’ contribs)
I like this, I've been waiting for someone to come up with a good idea to consolidate these templates. @Cobblestone could you go ahead and add the fonts he's requesting, think it would make the template in his sandbox more gemmy. γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 15:09, 6 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
what if the kosher and treif templates were mixed into one template called "template:judaism" and the muslim ones "template:islam", would that be a good idea AwardedAccountAward (talk) 15:14, 6 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
If this gets approved, why not just change {{Halal}} to the template in your sandbox? They're essentially the exact same thing. Codex (talk) 20:28, 6 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
my template's rendition of halal is a treif copy, you can see the obvious similarities. i mean to delete treif and haram because they seem obsolete (dead weight) when we got kosher and halal. well, now that cobblestone implemented the fonts into the common.css, we should be able to do this, shall we? β€” Preceding unsigned comment added by rindon (talk β€’ contribs)
I don't see why not. Have you marked {{Treif}} and {{Haram}} for deletion? Codex (talk) 07:33, 7 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
yes, i don't know if there's an archive template i could use instead. anyways, that doesn't matter anymore. β€” Preceding unsigned comment added by rindon (talk β€’ contribs)
this change is quite retarded, cause you got pork for example, whereas jews hate it, and muslims too. β€” Preceding unsigned comment added by Wattson (talk β€’ contribs)
the average teen eats pork, just like all articles have antisemitic tones (thus treif is obsolete). by far the only article mentioning pork is islam (and jews), not anywhere else. haram and treif are template spam and should not come back. β€” Preceding unsigned comment added by rindon (talk β€’ contribs)

Exporting/Downloading the entire wiki

is there anyway to download the entire wiki for archival purposes? Dooble67 (talk) 01:01, 10 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Yes, use this tool. https://github.com/saveweb/wikiteam3 –Gem πŸ’Ž (talk) 01:18, 10 July 2026 (UTC) 01:18, 10 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Can I userpage rape the Shiggerlicious account banned recently?

He deserves it as hes a turboniggerpedo TheCatalan1977 (talk) 09:13, 10 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Why would you want to give kernung attention? Tar (talk) 09:16, 10 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
it would be funny to be responsible for userpage raping someone for the first time, that's all TheCatalan1977 (talk) 09:21, 10 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
I see but dont do it to kernung itll just bring attention to him. Tar (talk) 09:23, 10 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Anyone else then? TheCatalan1977 (talk) 09:24, 10 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Whoever the next sharty gegbull is. Tar (talk) 09:39, 10 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Czechozelliger then??? Can I get a chance to userpage rape him? TheCatalan1977 (talk) 09:42, 10 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
No we do not need to give that schlogpito attention. Hell he got banned in 2024 pick someone more recent. Tar (talk) 09:49, 10 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
I cant filter by date TheCatalan1977 (talk) 10:06, 10 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Special:Log/block Tar (talk) 10:12, 10 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

User page protection

Could some janny take off my user pages protection? Tar (talk) 06:47, 11 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Done γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 13:53, 11 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Thanks. Tar (talk) 13:58, 11 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

which janny is most likely to become the next 'ki owner?

Rindon (talk) 02:26, 12 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Me Gzard (talk) 03:07, 12 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Either fenriris or marketpliers as they are the most active moderators. Tar (talk) 08:53, 12 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
I hope Fenriris does, he's pretty chill. Codex (talk) 10:48, 12 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Thanks :) Fenriris 🐺 15:26, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Banish

https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Moderation&modaction=show&modid=55930 Nish for blanking a page. Tar (talk) 10:31, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

also somebaldi ban Sooty for making an article about an actual pedo-alligned splinter. –Gem πŸ’Ž (talk) 10:32, 13 July 2026 (UTC) 10:32, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Hope some jannydemons wake up soon. Tar (talk) 10:39, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
cobblestone is too lazy to promote nocturnalARYANS, prease undastand GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 10:42, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Cobblestone give a good approver a promotion please. Tar (talk) 10:45, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
This user is VERY suspicious Gzard (talk) 11:08, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
>1 week
it's a pedo-alligned splinter for the sole purpose of bam evading and his entire edit history is failtrolling, should be perma. –Gem πŸ’Ž (talk) 11:09, 13 July 2026 (UTC) 11:09, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
I feel like we need further investigation by people who have rights for stuff like Special:CheckUser or Special:Investigate, i don't have permissions to use these Gzard (talk) 11:16, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Ban evading or not, hes been acting like a failtroll for all the time hes been on this site. Should be a perma. Tar (talk) 11:23, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
read the rules, advertising pedosplinters is a perma. –Gem πŸ’Ž (talk) 11:31, 13 July 2026 (UTC) 11:31, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Yeah i've changed my mind. Giving him a perma. I thought it was something like archived.moe. I didn't know it was a proxy for ban evaders to post from Gzard (talk) 13:27, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
banned him for 666 years Gzard (talk) 11:03, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Banish 2

https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Moderation&modaction=show&modid=55937

Pedo joke, 3 days. Tar (talk) 12:19, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

It's just a template though i still banned him Gzard (talk) 12:40, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
just to let you know though User:Gzard, first time offenses for that shit is 3 days then 1 week β†’ Permanent. Not 2 hours. See Soyjak_Wiki:Rules. Good job though Fenriris 🐺 15:33, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

We need a new janny

We need a new helper for british/eurohours, i'm literally the only one Gzard (talk) 14:47, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

tsmt, but cobblepooner says we are overstaffed doe AwardedAccountAward (talk) 14:49, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Agreed there are times when no helpers online eg a few hours ago. Sooty situation was pretty bad. Tar (talk) 14:50, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
me, i've been an anporver for ages and i'm effectively in that timezone as far as active hours go because I'm passing off my fucked sleep schedule as being a nocturnalARYAN GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 15:28, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
We'll see if and when cobblestone decides to do some staffing changes. More jannies wouldn't hurt I don't think but she has her reasons. γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 15:40, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
If we do though, I would vouch for AwardedAccountAward and/or GauntletThrown of course. Both are in the required timezones Fenriris 🐺 16:02, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
you can only choose one, ferris wheel and markiplier soyjak. AwardedAccountAward (talk) 16:12, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
>only choose one even doe hiring 2 new helpers would have the same impact on wages paid as 1 GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 23:33, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
nevermind, you can choose two AwardedAccountAward (talk) 23:36, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
I think the answer is obvious - Vantared Gzard (talk) 17:03, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
tsmt 'kiGOD (talk) 18:52, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Bait I fell for γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 18:54, 13 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

we need a new janny

no janny activity in almost 7 hoursπŸ₯€πŸ₯€

Error creating thumbnail: File missing Error creating thumbnail: File missing Gzard (talk) 10:58, 14 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Im available during those times. Tar (talk | email) 11:00, 14 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

^^^Nigger above me sux btw^^^

Error creating thumbnail: File missing β€” Preceding unsigned comment added by Sandisk (talk β€’ contribs)

possibly malfunctioning bot

the newest bot User:Bigmegalodon has broke tons of files for no reason at all. i am currently trying to rollback all of the edits where the bot broke files, feel free to help. AwardedAccountAward (talk) 18:26, 14 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Stopping it for now until @AlsoCharlieKirk can resolve this γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 20:40, 14 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
i don't think you can actually stop it, it will just automatically revert your edit even if you are janny. AwardedAccountAward (talk) 20:50, 14 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Just checked and it did deny me permission geg, I'll block the account until AlsoCharlieKirk replies γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 20:52, 14 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

blackedboard

The Soyjak Wiki:Blackboard page could be really useful on the front page, ev&oe it's currently a DNB. The "list of articles that need help" section has been the same since I made my account in February, so the board can replace that Neptune (talk) 20:39, 14 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Not exactly sure where this would go on the front page but I agree it would be nice. γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 20:41, 14 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Seconding. It'd give more of a purpose to actually writing stuff on there instead of shoving it in some SNCA portal nophono checks GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 00:37, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Maybe it could relace the Did You Know panel? I don't think I've ever seen it be updated Neptune (talk | 'butions) 20:32, 16 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
It has been updated in the past, its just that there are not that many "knows" to know. No one has been suggesting them ethier. I think we can leave the dyn's and replace list of articles that need help with the blackboard, since it does do more and serve as an general board Fenriris 🐺 20:56, 16 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Still think it is an good idea to replace articles that need help with it, but one of the issues I have with it is security. If added that would mean anyone can add anything to the main page using the black board potionally allowing for users to add bad content there. I dont have an issue with it, but I would still at least like an bit of security built in. Any ideas? One idea I had is to make it into a board for only jannies to post requests or tasks for other users to work on like what we are doing now with the site notice Fenriris 🐺 11:08, 18 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

help with template AGAIN

there are pages using Template:Euro, like United States and Amerimutt, and are breaking the manual of style. just see it for yourself. should we delete these or make a variant inside the euro template, like Template:Deadmeme? Rindon (talk) 22:05, 14 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Modifying what a template says does not go against the manual of style really but I do see what you mean. We could bring back {{Americanwin}} for this purpose instead if people want it. γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 22:09, 14 July 2026 (UTC)Reply


help mi with my signature

so like,i gave it pinktext but when i made it link to my user and talk page it just became a bold blue

idk what i gotta do to fix this so uhhh help me funnyman (Talk) 00:24, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Do this: '''[[User:Funnierman|<span style="color:#f50280; font-weight:bold;">funnyman</span>]] [[User talk:funnierman|<span style="color:#f50280; font-weight:bold;">(Talk)</span>]]''' Tar (talk | email) 00:27, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
do dis: User:Spruce/Neat signature tutorial ~ Spruce 🌲 (talk) 00:40, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
That would be pretty useful in one of the help pages we have. Let me find an good place for it Fenriris 🐺 03:05, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
negrobumping but it could probably go in some shyet like Signature Manual of Style or sometiby like that ~ Spruce 🌲 (talk) 01:24, 1 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
thanks funnyman (Talk)' 15:58, 17 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Marge how do I add a new section in the Visual Editor?

I am currently creating a page in the SNCA namespace but I got stuck trying to create a new section, I think I'm retarded ClanDestiny (talk) 03:01, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Nevermind I figured it out ClanDestiny (talk) 03:02, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Step 1 of using the Visual Editor: don't GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 09:48, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

ban this account

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Ironlover1965

this account was made by kuz, ban it for posterity or something. –Gem πŸ’Ž (talk) 09:48, 15 July 2026 (UTC) 09:48, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Snopes? Gzard (talk) 10:38, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Bootlicked kuz and its an oldsoi saying this. Tar (talk | email) 10:41, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
There are many people who bootlicked kuz during his reign, There was even a splinter dedicated to this Gzard (talk) 10:42, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Do you have IP check privleges? maybe you can compare against known kuz IPs. Also no, literally not a single soul bootlicked kuz and vandalized articles for him back then, and the later splinter is irrelevant to this discourse. –Gem πŸ’Ž (talk) 10:44, 15 July 2026 (UTC) 10:44, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
I don't have these permissions Gzard (talk) 11:01, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
It's worth noting that he was forcing the "Iron" meme back then so I'm 100% sure it's him. –Gem πŸ’Ž (talk) 10:45, 15 July 2026 (UTC) 10:45, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Nothing Fenriris 🐺 17:36, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
not even 96.33.xx.xx? –Gem πŸ’Ž (talk) 20:23, 15 July 2026 (UTC) 20:23, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Yep, CheckUser just said no results. The ips are too old Fenriris 🐺 23:20, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

too many text templates

just look at this. I find Template:Coloroutlinetext, Template:Color, Template:Colorshadowtext and Template:Colorglow very useful, they can unite all of the other color templates. also, isn't Template:Quote and Template:Greentext/Template:Pinktext and Template:Dolltext the same thing? Rindon (talk) 18:51, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

I agree but they've been here for a long time and are used basically everywhere so changing this could be very disruptive.
>also, isn't Template:Quote and Template:Greentext/Template:Pinktext and Template:Dolltext the same thing
{{Greentext}} wraps the input in a <poem> tag so you can do multiline greentexts easier without using the <br> tag, and {{Pinktext}} and {{Dolltext}} are slightly different shades of pink technically, but I get your point. γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 18:54, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Why does template {{Iron}} exist?

All pages are Iron by default. You don't need a template to tell you that. ClanDestiny (talk) 22:25, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

It was @Fenriris' decision after people requested it. I speculated it'll be archived again sometime due to being useless. γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 22:31, 15 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Marge what's a lint error or linter or something?

I got confused in Special pages
ClanDestiny (talk) 06:09, 16 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

It means that the parser for wiki text failed to lint it. That is, an linter checks for patterns in wikitext that are probably mistakes. It is telling you it failed to do that Fenriris 🐺 06:20, 16 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Ohnonono

https://soyjakwiki.org/Special:WhatLinksHere/Tefal_(detractor_perspective) Tar (talk | email) 06:45, 16 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

? 'kiGOD (talk) 07:09, 16 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Weird a few hours ago it was showing about 150 pages that link to that page. Tar (talk | email) 07:31, 16 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Is there any way to find out what post got me 'nished on the 'ru?

Got 'nished by Nabbv for pea dough discussion, but I don't know what post got me banned. The ban is also 1 day, ev&oe mustard changed it to 1 hour. Can't even ask him directly, because he doesn't have a 'ki account, as far as I can tell. (my 'ru page) HewlettBraptard (talk) 20:56, 16 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

I think I figured it out. I replied to someone in this thread, linking this post in response to someone asking why I didn't like the gender badges. What a fucking pussy. HewlettBraptard (talk) 21:06, 16 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Marge, but you are not banned though Fenriris 🐺 01:20, 17 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

kanisah font removed

m'ask you why? Rindon (talk) 23:15, 16 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

The font is still in common.css so you can use it if you want. If you mean on {{Kosher}} that was requested by another editor. γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 00:25, 17 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
and why has it been removed? it's not illegible Rindon (talk) 01:04, 17 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Correct Fenriris 🐺 01:18, 17 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
removed for no reason award Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me β€’ Song recommendations) 16:03, 17 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Integrity_check_failed

Can't do anything on the 'ru or the sharty without getting an integrity_check_failed error. Restarting my browser won't run an integrity check, either. Am I perma 'nished, or am I just retarded? HewlettBraptard (talk) 22:12, 17 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Booru and sharty are broken rn. Tar (talk | email) 22:16, 17 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
^ Fenriris 🐺 22:49, 17 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

i'm tired bawz

i kept trying and trying to make a new infobox model because the pooner's one is just ugly as fuck, but i just can't code. is it against the rules if i use ai for templates? β€” Preceding unsigned comment added by Rindon (talk β€’ contribs)

what are you having problems with? i also wanted to make a new infobox model, but i never had the time for it. if you want, i could help. Glisterald (talk) 06:38, 18 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
i'm good right now, found out something Rindon (talk) 18:41, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
What's wrong with the current model? Codex (talk) 08:41, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
doesn't match the monobook style and looks ugly somehow Rindon (talk) 18:41, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

User:~Chud80617

Almost definitely an offsiter, see rejected edit logs. Rape 'kiGOD (talk) 02:01, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Thanks, we normally just delete those since they dont technically break any of the rules. There is nothing aginst ddosing or anything like that afer all, just delete those when you seen them. Good job. If they keep doing it, of course you can ban them for offsiting Fenriris 🐺 04:35, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

jannies

please revert my userpage to my last revision. it got changed around for some reason Cobblestone (talk) 10:56, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Done thumbsup Tar (talk | email) 10:56, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
thx. i also put another dailyjak suggestion if u wanna do that Cobblestone (talk) 10:57, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Added. Tar (talk | email) 10:59, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

wtf happened

does anyone here know via a dev or something what the fuck just happened did cloudflare tunnel shit itself JDS1948 (talk) 15:45, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

I wouldnt discard it's a DDoS attack. Even when it loaded, visuals were bugging out. Likely a swinny or Shemmy raid TheCatalan1977 (talk) 15:49, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
the sites do cache various parts so I’m not too sure about anything myself, I do know that kiwifarms has been attacked as well in recent times but that’s just speculation I guess JDS1948 (talk) 15:53, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
I've thought that the Quote SID Gzard (talk) 16:37, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
what the hell happened? Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 16:39, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
sharty, wiki, booru (and probably IRC too) went down. It was most likely a DDoS from foodists since the kiwifarms experienced a similar thing https://soyjak.st/news/thread/28690.html Gzard (talk) 16:42, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Its working fine now right? Fenriris 🐺 17:23, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

the gradingbox...

not a bad idea, though i'd suggest to hide it in a table or something above everything else because it's moving the headers to the left. Rindon (talk) 17:21, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

^^^^^^^^^ didnt read the doc above me Cobblestone (talk) 17:22, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

If AwardedAccountAward has left

Give his helper role to Aryan_warrior. He's the closest to him, ideologically, functionally and regarding positions. We need his new equivalent. TheCatalan1977 (talk) 17:58, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Aryan_warrior also only cares about his cord roles though. Tar (talk | email) 18:00, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
no need for more jannies, besides he's leaky and he was once an approver on the 'ru but got demoted for rejecting non rulebreaking stuff he didn't like (I heard so) so I don't think he would be a good janny G-Man (talk) 18:11, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Could I be helpful then? TheCatalan1977 (talk) 18:15, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
>no need for more jannies
You could ask to be an approver THOUGH. Tar (talk | email) 18:16, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Could I be one then? TheCatalan1977 (talk) 18:20, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Ask @Fenriris. Tar (talk | email) 18:27, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
I dont mind User:TheCatalan1977, you are quite active on here. Also, on the thing about Aryan_Warrior, this. I dont want another repeat of transio Fenriris 🐺 16:22, 20 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

latest revision on sncapedia

someone tried to document another wiki on the page and i removed it because that wiki has direct links to pedo splinters. just letting u know Cobblestone (talk) 18:02, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

informative Tar (talk | email) 18:03, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
i reported those revisions, waiting for them to be memoryholed G-Man (talk) 18:09, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
is participation on that wiki allowed or not? ~ Spruce 🌲 (talk) 18:45, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
if that's so then gapenewell is in trouble Rindon (talk) 18:55, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
not sncapedia, the evil sncapedia ~ Spruce 🌲 (talk) 18:55, 19 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

nwo songs not playing

but the files aren't corrupted howev&doelbeit. is the same thing happening to you? Rindon (talk) 03:32, 20 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

I have no clue what's causing it but it is outputting some errors in the console about unsupported file types. I'll try reencoding these manually to see if it fixes it. γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 13:02, 20 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

I propose a Spanish, Dutch, French, Japanese, Arab and Swedish version of this 'ki

It would be interesting to say the least TheCatalan1977 (talk) 08:06, 20 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

A Swedish version would make the most sense ClanDestiny (talk) 08:10, 20 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
How many people speak those languages and also use the soysphere? Seems like a shit idea Rigby (talk) 03:57, 5 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

jannies

please fulfill my edit request in the gradingbox talkpage, and also, give User:IwanttofuckDT autoconfirmed. Cobblestone (talk) 12:53, 20 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Done the gradingbox thing. Unfortunately i cant give people trusted but @MarketPliers can. Tar (talk | email) 12:55, 20 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Done γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 13:08, 20 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

fix this

jannies go to list of soot era pms and revert changes made by bulk editing ~Chud89426 (talk) 14:56, 20 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Fixed γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 14:58, 20 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

List of soyjak.blog users

Somephono revert Fenriris's edit to this page, the gooner ban was reverted and it's a false positive anyway. 'kiGOD (talk) 00:09, 22 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

done γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 12:42, 22 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Poop

Is making patient articles still allowed? β€” Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud78731 (talk β€’ contribs)

>Asoylum
Gzard (talk) 08:37, 22 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
answer mi question mr janitor ^ β€” Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud25278 (talk β€’ contribs)
You may γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 17:55, 22 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Potential redesign to {{Main}}?

Soyjak Wiki, which looks best? Tar (talk | email) 12:27, 22 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

i prefer the one at the right G-Man (talk) 12:29, 22 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
The right one looks better imo γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 12:41, 22 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
I prefer the right Soyfield (Talk Page β€’ Contributions β€’ Email) 19:25, 22 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

about user:bigmegalodon

>most of its recent edits is just updating the bot logs (if you don't believe me, look at how long are they)

>detects kf links as "dead" for whatever reason nevermind the reason was that kiwifarms died yesterday

>the history of trendy tuesday marge is the bot brapping again AwardedAccountAward (talk) 16:50, 22 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Nu policy for wiki bots

I been thinking of making an official policy for wiki bots, after all we do have an couple of those now and it would be an offical thing I would like to allow. Especially how with one bot that I wont name has been bugging out an couple of times. It should also keep official bots like mine honest. What do you soyteens think? Wanted to run this by before I actually implimeted in case anyone has an few issues or suggestions with it

In order for a bot to be approved, its operator should demonstrate that it:

  1. Is harmless
  2. Is useful
  3. Does not consume site resources unnecessarily
  4. Must only preform tasks where there is an consensus
  5. Must adhere to all rules and polices
  6. The bot must be open source in some way to review it's code to ensure it is not doing anything secretly or malicious
  7. When using it to connect to another official soysphere site, you must permission from that sites admin first before doing so
  8. If all checks out above, an mod or above can approve the bot for use on the 'ki

Fenriris 🐺 18:14, 22 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

I think is a good idea my Dear autistic friend
Tar likes this.
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MarketPliers likes this.
Soyfield likes this. but maybe also add a notice that the approval can be revoked at any time for any reason. Soyfield (Talk Page β€’ Contributions β€’ Email) 18:24, 22 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
G-Man likes this.
Martycuck likes this. yo

boorubox fix

Template_talk:Boorubox#baleet_this Cobblestone (talk) 07:15, 24 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

idea

remove the mention of headings with years from the gradingbox doc, because some stuff doesn't need it due to having pretty much the same grading since its creation Cobblestone (talk) 18:04, 24 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Soyfield likes this.
Done Fenriris 🐺 21:21, 26 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
it's still in the doc. Cobblestone (talk) 13:42, 27 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Do we really need {Joke}?

This article is a hoaxThe subject of this article is about as real as Sir Gemerald Bleu is alive.
Take everything below with a grain of soy.

It's unnecessary retard-proofing, specially on detractor pages. Nuswas should be able to tell if something is ironic by themselves isntead of having a banner holding their hand. It ruins the fun of the joke when you have to explicitly tell it's just a joke besides, we already have {Schizo} which works fine MLGstuff (talk) 22:08, 26 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

iirc correctly it was only made for one page, it really does ruin the joke on a lot of pages so I'm going ahead an archiving this unless anyone has any objections. γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 22:15, 26 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
There's a merge tag on the template page saying to merge it into {{Hoax}}. Soyfield (Talk Page β€’ Contributions β€’ Email) 05:54, 27 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Merging it γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 15:41, 27 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
I dont Fenriris 🐺 06:01, 27 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

overmoderation

@Fenriris the janny policy says that jannies should always give leeway to good-faith editors and that their job is just to maintain the environment of the wiki by banning rule breakers and preventing illegal content from being spammed, but twice now jannies have acted up and tried to involve themselves with the opinion in an article out of personal preference, marketpliers with Supreme and Gzard with aryan_warrior. can you beat them up, whip them, torture, etc. until they behave? pretty please and thank you gem Cobblestone (talk) 08:07, 27 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

i talked to gzard, it's fine now. Cobblestone (talk) 08:44, 27 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Since when am I not allowed to express my opinion on talk pages? γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 10:46, 27 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
>like when i was an admin, why do you think edit wars would stop when i showed up with my fancy colored name
cobblestone talked with me about it on my user talk page Gzard (talk) 10:55, 27 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
That is part of my job to make sure that the jannies and mods are not doing anything too crazy. We all make simple mistakes like this. Thanks though. Looks like it was already resolved Fenriris 🐺 15:38, 27 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Unfinished / uncompleted page index

Is there a section on the site that indexes unfinished pages? -Paranoid (talk) 13:46, 27 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

There is! Check Category:Stubs. There is also Special:LonelyPages for pages that have no incoming links, another good way to find unfinished pages Fenriris 🐺 15:42, 27 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Somephono PLEASE fix the media player on audio files

Almost every single MP3 file on the Board Clash page can't even be played because the player would show this text instead:

>The media could not be loaded, either because the server or network failed or because the format is not supported.

Really hope this will be resolved as soon as possible --JakJalopy πŸš— (talk) 17:32, 27 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Bump --JakJalopy πŸš— (talk) 15:57, 29 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Archived URLs

I noticed that archiving bots here tend to replace original links with archive ones, the correct approach would be to preserve both the original link and the archive in case said archive goes down, e.g. SNCA link[Archive]. –Gem πŸ’Ž (talk) 01:28, 28 July 2026 (UTC) 01:28, 28 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

I would appreciate an archive template but I'm too lazy to make one evendoe it takes 3 mins max. –Gem πŸ’Ž (talk) 01:29, 28 July 2026 (UTC) 01:29, 28 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
@User:AlsoCharlieKirk Fenriris 🐺 02:00, 28 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Soyfield likes this.

I'll do this when someone actually bothers making a template like this AlsoCharlieKirk (talk) 04:57, 28 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Sounds good Fenriris 🐺 15:19, 28 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

hyperdoctos deletion

is there no fun allowed on the wiki now? hyperdoctos was an objectively funny example of what a template should NOT look like. If we really care so much about "giving pedophiles attention" or whatever (which was the argument gillkoyim used for his awful redesign of the regular pedo template), why even allow userpage rape at all? -- Neptune (talk | 'butions) 14:16, 28 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Userpage rape for pedos / failtrolls is retarded idk why this wiki allows it. Tar (talk | email) 14:18, 28 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

>you have to let me talk about pedophilla bro

why are you like this Contributor (talk) 14:20, 28 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
are you serious? yeah, why don't we just delete the Pedophilia page, and all pages about pedophiles while we're at it. The purpose of this wiki is to document things, and we document these niggers being pedophiles so that people know that these niggers are pedophiles. Do you think that if we just stop mentioning pedophilia on the wiki, people will stop being pedophiles? -- Neptune (talk | 'butions) 14:28, 28 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
And gillkoyim had a point with that redesign. Failtrolls love doctos, they love the attention it gives them. bu5t's favorite soyjak variant was doctos. Tar (talk | email) 14:21, 28 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
MarketPliers deleted it because xer clitty leaked, nothing more. Archived right as Quote added it to xer userpage Martincho (talk) 14:30, 28 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
you don't need 4 different templates calling banned users pedos when {{Pedo}} and {{UserPedo}} already do the job
>why even allow userpage rape at all? userpage rape was not dependant of that template lol --Statis (talk) 14:34, 28 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
it should be kept for the same reason that we have Average Nu-Wiki article , as an example of how templates are not supposed to be styled. I'm not saying that userpage rape (which is wiki kultur btw if that matters) needs the template, just that the argument for deleting hyperdoctos loses some validity if we just brap up pedos' userpages anyway -- Neptune (talk | 'butions)
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NIGGERPHILE'S(MARKETPL-ACK) USERPAGE WAS MARKED WITH SUPERPEDOPHILEKKK 201 (talk) 14:38, 28 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
What are you on about? Every single Raped page I'd seen always had the hyper doctos templates, nigger

Saar

I do not have move permissions sob. Please move my User:Rickert/Sandbox/Cryptography coal to Cryptography, saars. Pleased to be is thanking. thumbsup Rickert (talk) 09:38, 29 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

awardedaccountaward made a wiki page about themselves and pretended it wasn't him lmfao jus thought i'd say that here thanks for posting -Paranoid (talk) 15:54, 29 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

https://soyjakwiki.org/AwardedAccountAward

16:38 <TraisoRightsWonned> https://soyjakwiki.org/AwardedAccountAward somebaldi made a page about my

16:38 <TraisoRightsWonned> mi*


16:46 <TraisoRightsWonned> i agree

16:46 <TraisoRightsWonned> it's a gegerald


16:50 <TraisoRightsWonned> yeah i admit

16:50 <TraisoRightsWonned> the page creator was me logged out

It's not against the rules to do this btw, if that matters γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 16:00, 29 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Manual of style says "You WILL NOT speak in the first person in articles like it's your personal blog." and "You WILL NOT try to get around this by speaking about yourself from the third person " though. Tar (talk | email) 16:02, 29 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
If I understand it correctly, you are allowed to make a page about yourself so long as a) you write in the third person (per MoS) and b) you don't contest any of the edits there made by other users. I never saw the page before it was deleted doebeit so idk if he did that. -- Neptune (talk | 'butions) 21:44, 29 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
I just thought it was funny also on the first line he admits to being underage if that matters -Paranoid (talk) 16:07, 29 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Manual of style Fenriris 🐺 16:09, 29 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Interesting how broot was never punished for this doebeit γ€œ MarketPliers (talk) 16:23, 29 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
He was. Notice how he is no longer an admin Fenriris 🐺 21:28, 29 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
didn't he retire? G-Man (talk) 21:41, 29 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

We should crack down on doctoddlers linking disturbing sentences to the Doctos page

It honestly is quite insensitive to me. You can’t just link a sentence that disturbs you to Doctos, really undermines the subject. -- Ranch (Talk) 17:33, 30 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

this and do the same but with [[JSID]] links. soishits keep believing that the most SNCA nothingburger events will end the sharty. Extralargebbc (talk) 17:41, 30 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Eh they’re more like expressing utter disappointment at something -- Ranch (Talk) 17:43, 30 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Its more like "[blank] happened, JSID!" though. Tar (talk | email) 03:12, 31 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
MOOOOOOOODS gill koyim is ban evading Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me β€’ Song recommendations) 03:08, 31 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

Somebaldi check the image User:LeeHarveyOswald is trying to upload already

titlr Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me β€’ Song recommendations) 03:26, 31 July 2026 (UTC)Reply

The most recent one he uploaded? Whats wrong with it? Doing an sternography on it does not show anything Fenriris 🐺 03:38, 31 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Sorry if i sounded too over the top, I just wanted to bring attention to it since it was pending for so long. Also what a margerald of an image... >Date and time of data generation 01:28, 23 September 2034 Wtf did this nigger upload? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me β€’ Song recommendations) 03:41, 31 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
Bro is living in the future. @User:LeeHarveyOswald can you tell us what the sharty is like in the year 2034? The teens are curious. Is it finally JSID? Fenriris 🐺 03:44, 31 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
if you mean the image metadata, that can easily be edited (even to future dates) I can dump the whole metadata if you want, but the file was actually made on 2026-07-21. Clears Virustotal as well. Rickert (talk) 03:45, 31 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
I know, I am ok with it. I am just joking around. Thanks for checking though Fenriris 🐺 03:47, 31 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
My bad Fenriris, you already responded while I was checking. I didn't adjust the colons right, meant to respond to Perpetualchange's question. Rickert (talk) 04:35, 31 July 2026 (UTC)Reply
@User:Fenriris quote dies before the equinox LeeHarveyOswald (talk) 01:25, 02 October 2034 (UTC)Reply
informative Fenriris 🐺 02:32, 1 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Dumb Bot

Soyjak.gov/styles.css is in New Articles. Rickert (talk) 00:12, 1 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

{{deadlinks}}

restore the soybox version Rindon (talk) 20:30, 3 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

done G-Man (talk) 20:33, 3 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Lost Files

Looks like we're going to need to reuplaod everything since June 8. itsover Rickert (talk) 07:59, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

May want to do something about overwrite, risky though Rickert (talk) 08:49, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
it appears that most files are intact, but thumbnails are gone. we could regenerate those pretty easily. –Gem πŸ’Ž (talk) 08:52, 7 August 2026 (UTC) 08:52, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
I don't think so, you get an 404. Rickert (talk) 08:56, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
I'm aware, but many files are intact like File:Newspaper.jpg. –Gem πŸ’Ž (talk) 09:00, 7 August 2026 (UTC) 09:00, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Don't quote me on it, but it seems like the more recent they are, the more likely it is they survived. Checked a bunch in this week range, only found two alive files. You are right though, it is not as catastrophic as it seems. Rickert (talk) 09:09, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
there seems to be issues displaying the thumbnail of certain files even after being reuploaded --Statis (talk) 10:59, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Not sure why, they do seem to still work just fine though Fenriris 🐺 11:22, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
>Error creating thumbnail: File missing --JakJalopy πŸš— (talk) 11:39, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Update

Hello,

I believe around anywhere betweeen ~30% to 50% of content has been restored (rough estimate). I have a total of 409 files saved, and if I went looking I probably will find more hidden in the cache (as you know I use Tor, but I also browse the wiki on my other browser so there should be more there). I have not uploaded any non-image files because I gave priority to saving everything ASAP and restoring images first. I will also upload them soon. All images are 1:1 in quality, so there's no degradation. Total folder size is 701 mb and I won't bore you with more snca. I'll write on how others can do the same thing (with a far better and improved method than what I used as a crutch) later. Thanks Rickert (talk) 15:30, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Keep in mind, 409/58 is ~7 (so thats the average content I restored/saved per day lost), so there's still a lot to restore, don't consider the upload spam as it being done. If you have stuff, restore them as well Rickert (talk) 15:33, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
to elaborate a bit more, because Tor (my browser) does not have a cache enabled, all the files I restored were recovered from the server. Because the server is unstable, thats why I gave priority to downloading everything asap. I do not have a single kilobyte of cached content on this browser the way it works. Fortunately, the restoration will be easy since >90% of editors have a cache, and so regulars who have visited a lot of pages, without realizing, have kind of archived some content. If you have been active on the 'Ki between June 8 and August 5, please do not wipe your browser cache, you very likely have some content saved most likely that you can restore, if you are willing to give it time (if you have the original files, thats obviously the best, cached files may not be 1:1 in quality). about:cache will give you a rough estimate of how big your cache is on firefox (you can easily find the Wiki there), if you use chrome idk google what it is. Visit the cache folder and copy paste it to somewhere else on your PC for safekeeping, again, especially if you've been an active editor o algo. Rickert (talk) 15:54, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
This Fenriris 🐺 19:08, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
At least video files can still be used even though it currently fails to generate a thumbnail for them, which is good Fenriris 🐺 19:11, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Contribution scores

Some esl Aryan misspelled contributions Rigby (talk) 20:31, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Fixed Fenriris 🐺 20:53, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Custom user name colors

I would like to start giving out custom username colors (or something similar) as a reward to users who have done something truly extraordinary for the wiki, such as creating the 'ki bot or the image recovery work done by @User:Rickert. The idea would be to reserve this only for exceptional contributions so that it remains something genuinely special to earn and does not become too crazy with name requests. After all, I cant just make anyone staff too

To keep staff easily identifiable, administrators, moderators, and other staff members would not be eligible for custom colors

What do you guys think? Fenriris 🐺 20:57, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Its basically a way to show my appricatation to you soyteens Fenriris 🐺 20:57, 7 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
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Alright, sounds good all :) Ill message you whenever I think you would be a good fit, to get you set up with a custom name color. However, you cannot do it the other way around by requesting one yourself Fenriris 🐺 18:33, 8 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
can't you just make your own custom signatures with your own custom colors, i like this idea but it seems like something that people have already kind of done; feel free to prove me wrong doe Glisterald (talk) 19:13, 8 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Yeah, but I plan on making it like show everywhere similar to how the staff roles show everywhere. Though I do have a plan to make staff still very identifiable even with this new system, youll see Fenriris 🐺 22:29, 8 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

welcome templates issue

all welcome templates use <h2> which creates a new heading text and just looks bad. jannies can solve this issue by using this. Rindon (talk) 03:00, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

You are being ratelimited

I think something got fucked up. Whenever i try to view gallery pages at some point images stop loading and when i refresh or go to another page cloudflare will say that I am being ratelimited -- Ranch (Talk) 12:08, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

I had this happen to me three times so far when dealing with the recovery biz. I assume Quote or whomever decided to put that annoying shit up. Rickert (talk) 13:42, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
On another note, if any of the staff want to kill some time fixing recently recovered & uploaded files I would appreciate it. Some are getting confused because of it Rickert (talk) 13:44, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Edit war

Seventh Soysurgency , should be intervened before it grows out of hand. Rickert (talk) 14:10, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

unban OPShredder

i think he deserves an another chance Gzard (talk) 15:22, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

>opshredder unc G-Man (talk) 15:37, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
vro was NOT around when xe wasn't banned :skull: :skull: :skull:. seriously doe his only notable contributions were self inserting and template spam (both headers and fonts), the wiki's future really does not hinge on xim being unbanned GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 16:44, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
>Results for Gzard talk 'nish 'nish log uploads logs abuse log
>A user with 2,654 edits. Account created on 23 January 2026.
>13:24, 29 January 2026 Cobblestone talk contribs 'nish 'nished OPShredder
Gzard (talk) 17:52, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Still, you were effectively absent for the vast majority of his reign of fontspam. I really don't think Mr. Caused a site notice to be created is the kind of person worth unbanning, unless you wanna pad out moderation geggies GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 19:09, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
If he shows up in his talk page and promises not to do that again, I would not mind Fenriris 🐺 19:13, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Ok fine, just keep a tight enough leash on him but if he shits up the wiki with fontspam and ranting about how he heckin abhors ash ketchum or some other irrelevant SNCA then that's on you GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 05:41, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
He's banned from his talk page tho. I'll let him edit it G-Man (talk) 17:50, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
^TSMT, though last time i checked he did retire from SNCApedia, so i doubt he'll even come back Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me β€’ Song recommendations) 17:43, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Special:AbuseFilter/17

Remove hyperdoctos from this now that it's been deleted 'kiGOD (talk) 19:11, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Done Fenriris 🐺 19:14, 9 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Make a SW: namespace similar to Wikipedia's WP: shortcut namespace

For instance linking Soyjak Wiki:Text styling overdose would give you a redirect to Soyjak Wiki:Text styling overdose. Check out wikipedia:WP:SC for a full explanation, the TL;DR is that it's for shorthand redirects to pages (or sections) on wiki policy worth commonly linking to, without taking up much space in the editor. It's also more convenient than typing out Soyjak Wiki:Wiki Policy Page Nophono Cares Fan About.

Now granted I can just make all those shortcut redirects myself but I think it'd be nice for the process to be formalized so other editors know about it and how to use it, and also so the process won't die when I inevitably take yet another weeks long break from the 'ki the moment something stops my current editing spree's momentum. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 05:41, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Believe it or not I was actually working on something like this last week. If other staff are interested, I can share more details. Essentially its a soyjak wiki version import of Wikipedia Policies & Guidelines with all the fat trimmed and more appropriate for the Soysphere. Rickert (talk) 05:43, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Global and existing rules here are carried over verbatim, strict policies elaborate on those rules in context with the wiki, policies establish how most editors behave and edit, and guidelines act as a guide for best practice. Rickert (talk) 05:45, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
also a MOS namespace to atomize the manual of style and improve it. i.e. MOS:LINK , MOS:DATEANDNUMBERS and so on. Rickert (talk) 05:50, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
I think that the manual of style is fine as-is in terms of length (I don't see a need to split it into chunks, beyond maybe making a TL;DR version for nusois that goes over how to make edits decent enough to not get denied/reverted on sight) but I think those shortcut redirects could work to send people to the respective headings GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 05:54, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Sure, doe I think the current MOS page is a bit too cluttered and a wall of text. The Wikipedia Manual of Style page is similar and has superiority over its atomized subpages (i.e., if the atomic page contradicts it, main page should be followed) so it won't cause trouble. Where it is useful is to directly link to that specific guideline like you said. There is already more than 100+ WIP pages in my notes, so I'll work on them a bit more then set up a little demo for both. Templates will also be necessary but those can be imported too. Rickert (talk) 05:56, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
This is the conduct folder for example. I'll be busy for a bit, then I'll polish them and share a few in my user sandbox. Rickert (talk) 06:04, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Sounds good to me GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 06:07, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
I'll start making the templates to be used in these pages first. If you want, we can set up a project page to carry on the discussion there. @User:GauntletThrown Rickert (talk) 07:49, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
If anyone else wants to contribute, let me know here till project page is made. Rickert (talk) 08:52, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Cobblestone allegations

Personally I don't buy it at the moment and I think it's just a bunch of nusois hunkying out about some nophono with a similar name to Cobblestone but what should we do about the flood of edits? And how the hell do we even fact check it? Soyfield (Talk Page β€’ Contributions β€’ Email) 05:56, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

if only there was a containment page for shitflinging GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 06:06, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
You dont see Quote#Wikifur incident contained to the detractor perspective, why should the CobbleStun thing be contained to the detractor perspective? Tar (talk | email) 06:15, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
the difference is that there's not enough connections with this scenario that prove it's not just a mere coincidence. also even if the admins can be retarded at times I doubt Cobblestone is really retarded enough to do that shit on a similar username on a much more "public" site GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 06:34, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Yeah but i wouldnt say the section is detracting. >I doubt Cobblestone is really retarded enough to do that shit on a similar username Same thing happened with quotefox no? Tar (talk | email) 06:37, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Cobble-stun identity seems convincing enough Gzard (talk) 06:50, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Unless we get confirmation, I'm still skeptical of it --JakJalopy πŸš— (talk) 07:05, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
nigga Gzard (talk) 07:06, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
I've asked Cobblestone about it on xer userpage. If it's confirmed then I'm not suprised --JakJalopy πŸš— (talk) 07:10, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
>man larping as a woman who larped as a man Gzard (talk) 07:12, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Being a man larping as a woman larping as a man is Aryan as fuck, Ronald told me this himself ClanDestiny (talk) 07:20, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
reminds me of a certain greentext where a 4cuck found a porn actress that looked similar to his teacher, tried blackmailing her, and then later found out it wasn't her Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me β€’ Song recommendations) 17:47, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
as funny as it would be if it were true, the theory is absolutely grasping at straws. In the original post, for example, the thing about "clankers" and how they both like "gothic style" (one of the most popular styles on the internet) are definitely reaches at best. Plus, it's a stretch to assume the connection just based on username, as cobblestone is one of the most prominent blocks in the best-selling game of all time. Nevertheless it would be extremely funny if somehow proven. Neptune (talk) 17:51, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
Wiki editors misinterpreted Cobblestone's stated enjoyment of Portal 1 as a general preference for old Valve games, and others accepted this misinterpretation. However, Cobble_Stun has zero playtime on Portal 1, which suggests they're not the same person. Sharty/boorucucks tend struggle with reading comprehension though. –Gem πŸ’Ž (talk) 17:56, 10 August 2026 (UTC) 17:56, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
TSMT RAPE BOORUNIGGERS WITH HAMMERS Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me β€’ Song recommendations) 18:02, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
when will these retards stop trying to frame random people over bullshit Rindon (talk) 18:43, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Article chudding

we should have a page like WikiKitten dedicated to making fun of nuwikipoopas who don't know shit about building an ensoyclopedia. i already even made this image! Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me β€’ Song recommendations) 18:16, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

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Soyjak Wiki:Moderation geggies already exists, though that page is more for general weird shit that mediators or above had witnessed in the site admin's quest to see what the minimum viable staff paycheck is. There could be a page for more general nuwikiswas screwups that are funny enough to be worth displaying in a hall of "fame" like modgeggies GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 18:35, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
that page is used to document certain instances though. did you even read the wikipedia page i linked? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me β€’ Song recommendations) 18:39, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
are we even looking at the same wikipedia page? WikiKitten is one of Wikipedia's humor pages associating various archetypes of editors with real or mythical creatures; in this case it associates new editors with kittens. nowhere on that page are any examples of particular noob mistakes GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 19:08, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
it seems there is a misunderstanding. the "that" refers to Soyjak Wiki:Moderation geggies, not the wikikitten page. Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me β€’ Song recommendations) 19:19, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
you're the one misunderstanding. the comment you replied to was talking about the wikipedia page you linked, answering your question. come on nusoi. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 19:28, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
oh my god DUDE what im trying to say is that the moderation geggies page is used to detail funny instances that the moderation team had to deal with, which is completely different to the wikikitten page, that just talks about nuwikieditors in general. im gonna fucking lose it Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me β€’ Song recommendations) 19:49, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
{{exhibit}} Rindon (talk) 18:42, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
i made this, feel free to change anything QolaTypeShit (talk) 19:45, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
This user is a wikinusoi, and makes a lot of mistakes when editing. He isn't here for griefing purposes.




id rather replace the term "wikinusoi" with "wikiimp" to fit with the whole wikidemon thing Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me β€’ Song recommendations) 19:51, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
fixed QolaTypeShit (talk) 20:03, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

Pls check Template talk:Merge to

thanks Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me β€’ Song recommendations) 19:27, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

SW and MOS namespace

Dear fellow African-American editors, give me your thoughts on this idea. The templates have been set up so if you guys want to, I can slowly move it all out of my sandbox and work on it over time. If more people want to collaboate, a project page (talk page) may be necessary.
Guidelines and policies are the result of consensus so I can't just write all this on my own and leave it in mainspace as that's not a good idea for obvious reasons. Rules and MoS are more straightforward but we need input to have a good system. Rickert (talk) 19:31, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply

dewit GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 19:35, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
I'll write the intro page on this first so otherphonos know what's up then move em. Rickert (talk) 19:37, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply
@User:GauntletThrown intro page up. I'll start moving the templates and make the rest of the missing ones, lets hope others are interested. Rickert (talk) 20:35, 10 August 2026 (UTC)Reply