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Cobblestone is a porn artist theory

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OPSEC level: COBBLESTONE

In 2026, a conspiracy theory emerged that Cobblestone had a porn account named "Cobble-stun" and was a man LARPing as a woman.[1] CobbleStun also might make guro porn since its on his reddit.[2] Coincidences were noticed such as both Cobblestone and "cobblestun" being obsessed with Valve games. "Cobblestun" is also a pedophile and loli has been found on his anime myanimelist.net account.[3]

CobbleStun would then say "Hello Soyjak.party, I think you have the wrong guy. I'm not transgender. I am a man. I just have a high pitched voice. I don't know who this other person named "CobbleStone" is. I just draw porn and make valve videos under the CobbleStun name." on his YouTube channel.[4] Similarly, Cobblestone denied the allegations, pointing out that the art styles were "completely different".[5] Therefore totally proving, without a doubt, that xem making xer insta private and deleting xer pornhub account within minutes of the thread being posted, was 100% a coincidence.[6] A separate theory states that Cobblestone and Cobblestun are dating.

Salt himself is a believer of this theory judging by the notice he wrote on the 'ki following the Trinitite incident.[7]

Note that typing "Cobblestone" on his youtube comments will get the comment automatically deleted, even before the guy was supposedly made aware of it.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]

Evidence[edit | edit source]

Here's a list of all the similarities and circumstantial evidence found:

  • Similar name (obviously)
  • Similar artstyle (disputed by some, Cobblestun claims his art style is inconsistent on his instagram)
  • Same gradient style (disputed by some)
  • Affiliation with porn (Cobblestun being a porn artist, Cobblestone once getting banned for uploading porn onto the 'ki)
  • Interested in gaming, especially old valve games
  • Search for "Cobblestun tiktok" pulls up results with the word "clanker" in them; Cobblestone's alias on SNCApedia was "MakerofClankers"
  • Both like gothic aesthetic
  • Both like guro (Per Cobblestun's reddit account, and the "who made that mess" post made by Cobblestone)
  • Both are musicians (Cobblestun's albums, Cobblestone's Ocarina audios)
  • Interest in clowns (both made clown art)
  • Both used the word "clitty" (disputed as to how much this is a similarity)
  • Cobblestun followed Ernest Khalimov (the model in the Gigachad images) on instagram, which is somewhat soy related
  • Cobblestun's first youtube upload had Two Pointing Soyjaks in the thumbnail, a super normalGOD variant but suspect nonetheless

Even&doe these claims might be hoaxes due to:

  • Almost every allegations happens to be the most normalfag claims ever told in 'sharty
  • Cobblestone being a common word/name
  • Mentioned words being common on internet
  • Major PC gamers plays Valve games
  • Art methods are generally being the same
    • Considering them debunks the "Cobblestun" theories.
  • Cobblestone stated xhe isn't him.

So this might be either fully a coincidence forced by detractors, or some claims might be true. This is why nothing ever happens.

Cobblestun's dox[edit | edit source]

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Personal Information
  • Aliases: Cobblestun
  • Name: Sean Zheng
  • Date of Birth: May 23, 2005 (21 years old)
  • Address: 695 Park Ave, New York, NY 10065
  • Location: Queens, New YorkPark Avenue doesn't go through Queens doe
  • Nationality: Amerimutt
  • Ethnicity: Chinese
  • Email(s): seanzheng7777@gmail.com
  • Phono(s): (917) 951-3692 , (212) 608-1561 , (212) 227-4468


Father[edit | edit source]

Personal Information
  • Aliases: No known aliases
  • Name: Eric M Zheng
  • Date of Birth: Unknown
  • Address: 166 Henry Street Apt 6, New York, NY 10002
  • Nationality: Amerimutt
  • Ethnicity: Chinese
  • Email(s): No associated email accounts
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers


Gallery[edit | edit source]

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