Conspiracy theory

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A conspiracy theory is a theory which states that specific groups, often national governments, occultist organizations, or certain types of people, work together behind the scenes for one reason or another. In common usage, it refers to beliefs, usually with "ridiculous" premises, that contradict mainstream beliefs, with the idea that these groups are working to hide the truth. They are often propagated by schizos and chuds.

Sharty Related Conspiracy Theories

• Supposed Discord groups like the QAfe are the cause of 'p spams or anything I don't like >cord drama
• The FBI seized the site and killed Kuz, replacing him with George Floyd, who impersonated him for months until Doll took power (see: Death of kuz)
• Soot was behind Operation Clean Stable so /qa/ users can flee to the Sharty where he can datamine them
• Operation Lukhanofka
• Thrembo is a real number and governments from around the world are trying to hide it's existence. (DEBUNKED: Thrembo is a real number and the CIA is giving up on trying to hide it. (((Some teachers))) still believe it's not a real number.)
• The Frootlergi Plan
• Nojak was traced from one of the Columbine Shooters and the Oreo Review Soyboy was claimed as the original source to cover it up (see: Nojak Columbine Theory)

>Cheese does NOT come from the moon, It is made by fermenting milk.

>There have been ZERO large scale cheese mining operations on the moon since we landed thrembo decades ago.

>Take your god damn meds.