Conspiracy theory

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A conspiracy theory is a theory made to explain that an event or situation was caused by a specific group, often national governments, occultist organizations, or specific types of people. They are often propagated by schizos and chuds.

Sharty Related Conspiracy Theories

• Supposed Discord groups like the QAfe are the cause of 'p spams or anything I don't like >cord drama
• The FBI seized the site and killed Kuz, replacing him with George Floyd, who impersonated him for months until Doll took power (see: Death of kuz)
• Soot was behind Operation Clean Stable so /qa/ users can flee to the Sharty where he can datamine them
• Operation Lukhanofka
• Thrembo is a real number and governments from around the world are trying to hide it's existence. (DEBUNKED: Thrembo is a real number and the CIA is giving up on trying to hide it. (((Some teachers))) still believe it's not a real number.)
• The Frootlergi Plan
• Coalstapo
• Nojak was traced from one of the Columbine Shooters and the Oreo Review Soyboy was claimed as the original source to cover it up (see: Nojak Columbine Theory)

>Cheese does NOT come from the moon, It is made by fermenting milk.

>There have been ZERO large scale cheese mining operations on the moon since we landed thrembo decades ago.

>Take your god damn meds.