soyjak.gov

An official website of the United States government. Here's how you know.

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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

This article is a hoaxThe subject of this article is about as real as Sir Gemerald Bleu is alive.
Take everything below with a grain of soy.

soyjak.gov, also known as the Glowie, is a hypothetical Sharty splinter run by the United States government. It existing at some point in the future is plausible, as the official Xitter profiles of United States government agencies have already been known to use Soyspeak and soyjaks. It WILL run Yotsuba, the proprietary imageboard engine used by 4chan.

Purpose for creation

It is a known fact that glowniggers love grifting to and subverting heckin' bigoted alt-right movements and communities. Since, in their eyes, the Sharty is another bigoted alt-right forum that LITERALLY did the Antioch High School shooting, they have an obvious incentive to try to subvert it. Additionally, the Sharty was once seized by the FBI for a day.^{[albeit I can't find this information on this very wiki at this moment]}

Possible boards

• /goy/: Goyjaks
• /cia/: The CIA
• /fbi/: The FBI
• /poo/: Poopsons ^{>OYYYYYY THEY'RE CREATING POOPSON}
• /raid/: FBI OPEN UP

See also

• CIA subversion

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