Godd Howard
Godd Andrew Howard is an american chad game developer well known for being director of several amazing and intricate Role playing titles that revolutionized the industry and pop culture forever. It is said that any up and coming game dev must donate to the shrine of Godd Howard to gain good fortune in his/her future career in the field.
Biography
[edit | edit source]Godd Howard is the chairman of Chadtesda Game Studios, responsible for creating many gems in the industry such as The Thoughie Scrolls V: Soyrim but despite his games being regarded as revolutionary for their technical prowess and excellent writing, Chadd Howard has been victim of a coordinated smear campaign by The Bitcher 3 fans and those who accuse him of ruining gayming by adding horse armor DLC to Oblivion or something like that. Conversely, many dedicated New Vegas fans accuse Godd Howard of ruinging Fallout, even though he actually saved Fallout[he just did okay?!] and specifically it was because of him that the Fallout IP achieved the popularity and notoriety it has today, as otherwise it would have died cause Interplay were incompetent fucks financially and were bleeding money non-stop. In fact, many of the zoomers and soylennials who say Godd killed the franchise would likely not even be into Fallout today cause they only learned about the first two games cause their favorite video-essay jewtuber talked about how hecking dark and gritty they were or because they got into New Vegas because of quirky memes. Those who peddle this narrative also fail to mention that Bethesda only bought the rights to Fallout because Chadd Howard was personally a fan of the classic games, not because he wanted to turn the franchise into souless reddit slop meant for mass consumption like many claim.
| > | Godd Howard is to games what Tom Cruise is to cinema. He cackles when I suggest this theory to him. Slight, boyishly handsome, sharp-jawed and tousle-haired, he has the look of classical antiquity. As the studio’s leading man since the early noughties, he has become a semi-mythical figure to gamers, who hang off his every word. Now 52 years old, the only real sign of him being flesh and bone are some faint bags under his sea-blue eyes. | < |
| -GQ article describing Chadd's handsome look[1] | ||
Many of the so called negative qualities in Bethesda games haters unfairly attribute to Howard are instead fault of Zogmax or upper management from Bethesda Softworks which Godd doesn't have direct control over. However, every great decision has been directly result of his blessing, and he is considered the patron saint of the games' industry as whole, whose watchful eyes offer guidance and point towards the right direction. Whenever you see heretic so called """gamers""" criticize Godd, know they are just parroting the talking points that they heard from either /v/tards, 7 hour long multipart video essays or literal uncs at the No Mutants Allowed forum. When arguing with Howard haters, also rightfully point out that there are only 3 things that every Troon Vegas fan truly loves: Fascism, HRT and little boys.
List of his achievements
[edit | edit source]- Re-realeased the same game from 2011 multiple times (people still bought it every time)
- Personally refused to give a cash bonus to Obisidian because they missed the Metacritic score target by a single point
- He's also so majestic that Obisidian bent the knee and refused to have bad blood with him because of it[2]
- Was never part of the chess club[3]
- Added a climbable mountain to Skyrim
- Added 200 endings to Fallout 3[4]
- Scammed hundreds of goyim out of a nylon bag
- Made Fallout 76 turn around from one of the worst launches of all time to a decently well-liked game
- Makes millions of Jew Vegas fans seethe by his mere existence
Gallery
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Snopes
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Games [+]
Videogames Angry Birds
♦ Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
♦ Cave Story
♦ Garry's Mod
♦ Gartic Phone
♦ The Lawnmower Man
♦ Left 4 Dead 2
♦ Minecraft
♦ Omori
♦ Space Station (13 ♦ 14)
♦ Touhou
♦ The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Platforms and companies Miscellaneous |
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'Party-related games [+]
Soyserver Network Soycraft ((Old) ♦ Sojacraft ♦ Sootcraft) ♦ Soytopia ♦ CS_SOY Parodies Five Nights at Cobson's ♦ Gem Defender: Soyjak Survivors ♦ Hunky Kong ♦ IAScar ♦ 'Jakking Off ♦ Jartycuck's Basics In Coal 'n Gooning 2 'p ♦ Jarty Dash ♦ Left 4 Soy 2 ♦ Megachud ♦ Soot Quest ♦ SoyDoom ♦ Soyjak RPG ♦ Soyjak RTS ♦ Soylatro ♦ Towerald ♦ The Thoughie Scrolls V: Soyrim |
