Happenings/2021

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2021

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January

• January 5 - Earliest known appearance of Norwegian Soyjak is posted on /soy/.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• January 6 - Patriots try to storm the US **Capitol**.
• January 9 - Earliest known appearance of Scholar is posted on 4chan's /qa/.
• January 19 or before - Max file size increased to 550 MB.
• January 20 - Joe Biden is sworn in as President of the United States or something.

February

• February 11 - Earliest known appearance of Imhotep is posted on 4chan's /qa/.
• February 12 or 13 - /soy/ surpasses 50000 posts.
• February 15 - Earliest known appearance of Hanging Troonjak (doebeit monochrome) is posted on 4chan's /pol/.
• February 18 - Soot likely performed maintenance on the website around 8:00 EST.
• February 27 - Soot makes a new blogpost titled “The End of /qa/ Soyposting.” “IT'S OVER” soyjaks become popular after this due to usage of this image on the blogpost.

March

Operation Wikisneedia

• March 1 - The Party raided /mlpol/ again, forcing the admins to implement an hourly thread limit that is still in place to this day.
• March 3 - Soot adds /webm/. The Party raided desuchan and wiped the whole site, the site admin managed to restore a backup, but after a few months the site went down. There was actually more seethe from oldfags on /qa/ than on desuchan itself, mostly because desuchan at that point was almost dead and was only kept around for archival and nostalgia purposes.
• March 10 - Operation Wikisneedia, originally intended to “raid Wikimedia Commons with Creative Commons‑licensed soyjaks,” but also grew to include adding references to Sneed's Feed and Seed in articles.
• March 12 - The catalog was raided by Annoying Orange Pedos.
• March 29 - Soot creates Soyjak Wiki, located at wiki.soyjak.party.

April

Impjak Adventure

• April 1 - April Fools' Day: A message was added on top of the website that read like the following: Your IP ([Current IP Address]) has been logged by the FBI for browsing the following category: SUSPICIOUS WEBSITE - TERRORISM | For more info see: https://bit.ly/3duGBTs The link **led** to an image of trollface.
• April 5 - The Impjak Adventure thread is posted, an innovative thread (later two threads) started by a creative chud who invited soyjak.party users to give instructions to its main character, Impjak, on which a critically acclaimed story was and is being developed. This was soyjak.party's first ever adventure thread, starting a trend of excellent interactive storytelling threads from soyjak.party's community. A “Part 2” thread was made at the conclusion of a major story arc, continuing the story where Part 1 ended.
• April 7 - A sperg wipes half of the catalog with spam.

Stop posting this awful soy

• April 11 - Earliest known appearance of Ishish Soyak Ears is posted on 4chan's /int/.
• April 12 - /soy/ surpasses 70000 posts.
• April 13 - The Party raided the /interracial/ board on endchan, wiping 8 pages. This raid spawned the “deformed penis” subvariant.
• April 16 - A poster makes soyjaks with his own shit, to the amazement and horror of all involved.
• April 16 or 17 - The page count is increased from 10 to 15.
• April 19 - Soot drops the Matomo analytics software.
• April 29 - Post No. 77777 causes the tension over Deformed Soyjaks to burst, which sparks the Soyvil War.

May

• May 16 - The 88888 GET on /soy/ was an image of Jacobson, a deformed baby soyjak. It is the next set of quints after 77777, which was a Norwegian win; this post, however, was seen as a Swedish win. This post marked the end of the Soyvil War.
• May 21 - Earliest known appearance of I Would Never is posted on /soy/.^{[it just is, ok?]}

June

Captain Coal takes over the site

• June 2 - /soy/ reaches 100000 posts.
• June 4 - Earliest known appearance of Alicia is posted on 4chan's /qa/. A Reddit user named Roygbivsloweddown provoked mods into deleting a soyjak.party shill thread on the r/Markiplier subreddit. He claimed to have made a post to the site and that he got banned, then he attacked soyjak.party information‑warfare special operatives in the comment section, calling them trolls and dataminers who browsed a website which isn't real. His suspicions of datamining were provoked after he received a ban from Soot, who apparently mistook him for a spammer who was posting Markiplier‑related coal. **Soyjak.party’s ban page shows the user’s IP address, which is what alarmed Roy.** Soot announces that he has post history of the posters on the site, causing lots of datamining allegations.
• June 5 - The Party raided the /pnd/ board of 8kun, wiping 4 pages. This was the start of many raids against 8kun.
• June 6 - Earliest known appearance of Cobson is posted on 4chan's /qa/.
• June 8 - An individual named Captain Coal takes over the site. Post counts are rolled back to June 3.

The Colorjak Crisis

• June 10 - Operation Bleached Bowl took place during a period of intense colorjak spam (the Party is not something you just dump something on).
• June 13 - The second part of Impjak Adventure reaches its conclusion. The famous image which would become Notejak is posted to Twitter.
• June 15 - Soot responds to the issues raised in the Soyjak Wiki article about him in a thread on the /qa/ board of soyjak.party, after a chud replied to him with a link to the Soot article.
• June 18 - The Party raided the /v/ board of 8kun, wiping 8 pages. This was when “8kun honey” soyjaks started appearing in the raids.
• June 21 - The Party raided the /b/ board on voxpopuli, wiping much of it. The site went down permanently a day later. Earliest known appearance of Hanging Troonjak (that is in full color) is posted on 4chan's /qa/. Warrior-Z uploads his first video on his YouTube channel.
• June 22 - Kuz's very first offer to buy the site. The IP address that soyjak.party points to also changed on the same day.
• June 29 - 123456 GET on /soy/. There are no captures of the post, and it appears to have been deleted shortly after it was posted. The thread inquiring what had happened to the post was swiftly deleted as well. The only known evidence at the time of writing is two screenshots, which feature a deformed, colorful, baby Soyjak, a combination of several highly controversial variants. The picture was captioned with babby. Soot, humbly posting anonymously as Chud ## Admin, explained that the post was deleted because it was posted by “the ban‑evading spammer that flooded nearly the entirety of /soy/ a few days ago.” Before Soot's official explanation (which you WILL believe), conspiracy theories (which you WILL disregard as schizo babble) were floating around:

The circumstances of this post are suspicious. It was a GET, it was designed to irritate the userbase, and any traces of its existence were deleted. While its intended purpose may remain unclear, it's certain that it was not a natural GET. Potential links with John McAfee's """suicide""", and the ensuing "dead man's switch" operation, should be investigated, given how these two events happened within a few days of each other.

Users reacted negatively to the reposts of the GET. The general sentiment was summarized in a laconic post as:

forced boring awful wasted

In the same thread, the pro‑Colorfuljak faction replied with “seethe,” “btfo,” and “monochrome failers on suicide watch.”

Kuz's first offer to buy the site

July

• July 2 - Privacy‑friendly JavaScript captcha is added to the site; schizos accuse it of being a background crypto miner.
• July 3 - A thread was created on the Party's /b/ board by a schizo who forgot to take his meds, talking about the state of soyjak.party. OP summarized his case as such: Let's sum it up. Kolyma‑network is a datamining project, not shy to overtake chans and blatantly force admins to sell their projects. Free hosting and technical support is a lure to gather under their control as many chans as possible. For what purpose? At the very least to gather information, the rest is food for thought. These people don't hesitate to lie about their "years" of age by creating pages about themselves on the wiki. Their lies have been proven above and preserved in webarchive, and their sites are nothing more than a cover that they change almost every week. Anon, spread the word, don't let some dataminers from Russia take over your favorite chans! Soot replied, with the kindness and manners befitting an admin: I never even got a fucking offer, fuck off with your garbage fake schizo spam The schizo went on to point out a suspicious coincidence: the IP address that the soyjak.party domain points to changed on the same day that post was made. For the full story see Soot#Possible M&A by KolymaNET.

• July 6 - The Party raided the /fascist/ board on 16chan. One of the natives on there retaliated by wiping much of /raid/ with an animated GIF of a chicken jumping up and down.
• July 11 - A user named Scatman John edited the Colorfuljaks page on the wiki to add a section on “Operation Bleached Bowl,” an unconfirmed conspiracy theory alleging that the mods intentionally allowed Colorfuljaks to be spammed while banning his scat posts. This spawned an edit war between Scatman John and his fellow promoters of the Operation Bleached Bowl theory, and User:Sootknowsyourlocation, who dismissed the theory as schizophrenic. At one point, the page was experiencing around 40 edits per hour.
• July 19 - Soot adds /x/ and /nate/.
• July 21 - The Party raided the /jp/ board of merorin, wiping all of it.
• July 23 - Soot announces soyjak.download.

August

• August 11 - The **existence** of Thrembo is leaked to the public on /qa/ for the first time.

OnionsBooru

• August 25 - SoyBooru was deleted after user Soyak requested ownership of the Booru on its forum section due to the inactive moderation and consequent spam. After the forum post went unnoticed, he then emailed booru.org staff at the suggestion of another chud. Unfortunately, this brought the issue to the attention of booru.org admin “Mr K.,” who promptly deleted the entire Booru and, with it, over a year of hard work and 'jak history from many dedicated archivists, because of about a dozen pornographic images and fewer than ten low‑resolution gore images, which were, as he put it, “too much to reasonably remove.” Around 700 'jaks were turned into lost media soyjaks, although a chud was able to upload an incomplete archive of SoyBooru's images to soyjak.download. However, a new booru had been made public two days prior after the original was spammed.

September

• September 6 - In an impromptu Q&A in a Sootbait thread on /soy/, Soot revealed that OnionsBooru's owner (whose username on the Booru is “lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha”) had transferred ownership to him. He further said that the Booru would be moved to his “own domain.” On September 7 2021, the Booru was released to the public once again at https://booru.soy (the old link soyak.win was made to redirect to the new link) in a pinned post on /soy/. OnionsBooru's former owner, who remained a moderator, changed the “Featured Post” to a CIAjak to commemorate Soot's takeover. It has since been changed to a different 'jak. For the duration of the Booru's time on its old domain, the Featured Post remained the Swedish "first soyjak".
• September 16 - Earliest known appearance of Spadeson is posted on 4chan's /qa/.
• September 20 - soyjak.party turns 1 year old.

October

• October 4 - The Party raided 1chan, an old imageboard about trains. A ton of ancient threads were wiped and this generated a massive amount of seethe both from oldfags on 1chan and oldfags on /qa/.
• October 6 - Earliest known appearance of Nojak is posted on 4chan's /qa/.
• October 11 - First ever mention of a Thrembometer by someone on /qa/ denying its **existence**.
• October 12 - Earliest known appearance of Nucob is posted on 4chan's /qa/.

November

The Great Soyset

• November 1 - Earliest known appearance of Chud-Troon Alliance is posted on 4chan's /tv/.
• November 3 - OPERATION CLEAN STABLE: /lgbt/ was raided by /qa/. 4cuck mods quickly purged and indefinitely locked /qa/ in retaliation. Mass refugees wave to the Party.
• November 5 - The Party raided 4chan's /f/ board; the board is used mainly by 2 people and jannies never look at it, so it was an instant success.
• November 21 - David Thoughie releases his debut single to widespread acclaim. The Party stole [s4s]' 10M GET. This made Swaglord go on one of the biggest janny seethe‑outs ever documented, permabanning dozens of proxies, even permabanning completely innocent users who didn't even know there was a raid going on.

December

• December 7 - An image of Impjak's eyes steals the 14000000th GET on /bant/.

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