Norwegian
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Norwegian is a soyjak based on Donald Trump mocking a disabled reporter. It appears that the original intention was just about Trump, but it was later appropriated by a Swede to mock Norwegians during Soyvil War 1. His most notable features are his nipples, which are absent from most 'jaks and not present in the original trace.
Norwegian was a rollable name on soyjak.party.
Personal life
[edit | edit source]Norwegian Soyjak (POWERWORD: Jakob Luther Nørskmann) was born on April 14, 1980 in Bergen, Norway. He was born with Arthrogryposis, a rare disease that fucks up your arm and makes you disabled or something. As a result, he was heavily bullied in school, mostly by Swedish immigrants. He received nicknames such as "Nippelbög" ("nipple faggot" in Swedish) and "Släthjärna" ("smooth brain"). This led to him having an intense hatred for anything Swedish, and as he grew up, he dreamt of starting a Holocaust against all Swedes. When he was 19, he went through arm surgery and drove to a supermarket in Sweden while (illegally) crossing the Norwegian-Swedish border. He killed 22 Swedes, injuring 10 along the way. This led to him getting arrested for 21 years (the maximum amount of prison time in Norway btw), though the prison cell was very nice and it almost seemed like a hotel for millionaires. The only issue was Tyrone Ulfsson raping him in the shower because he kept dropping the soap. After his 21 years of prison, he got a loving wife and bought a house. Unfortunately his wife would keep being harassed by his Swedish neighbor, who kept throwing poop at her every day. He argued with the Swede, calling each other the "obsessed Swedish faggot" and "Norwegian fail". This ended after almost one year of rivalry, after the Swede felt bad and they eventually became friends.
