Soyvil War

>Though maybe you were looking for Soyvil War 1?

>This is just like when chick-fil-a rose up in 1761 to fight for our liberty fries or something

Soyvil Wars are conflicts that occur primarily inside the Sharty and the Soysphere. They are caused either by some very controversial memes or admin drama. The Sharty has experienced five Soyvil Wars with the latest occuring during the Quote administration.

List of Soyvil Wars

Battle scene from the 1st Soyvil War.
>oh how young and innocent we all were
>to fight on the playground and call it "war"
>what would those men of old think of us now?
>clawing against our brothers for scraps

Soyvil War 1

The First Soyvil War was a conflict between several groups of posters on the /soy/ board of soyjak.party that took place between 29 April to 16 May 2021. Unlike the Soyvil Wars that followed, it was more of a playful rivalry between a small number of 'jakkers, similar to modern booru countrywars. 'Jaks from soybooru.booru.org (a site which was pinned around the time) that had the tag "soyvil_war" usually featured deformedjaks being killed. This was likely why said booru was closed, due to some of them featuring low-res photos of ISIS beheadings posted by seething norwegians.

Soyvil War 2

The Second Soyvil War, also known as the "Kuz Crisis" was a conflict between Soot and Kuz loyalists, taking place mostly on soyjak.party but also on this wiki, /bant/, Gurochan, and several Discord servers, Telegram chats, boorus, and a multitude of other websites.

After the BBC War, February 16 Debate, Jannygate, and a handful of other crises, the Party finally snapped. The pro- and anti- Kuz factions devolved into an all-out war which lasted up until Kuz's victory in July 16 of 2022, when he took over the site. Since then, various minor rebel groups have spawned, attempting to take back Sootist control of the Sharty, even after Soot's surrender. Such movements have been named "Dark Sootists" and they often perform terror attacks on the new Kuz-controlled Sharty as a display of dominance. Amongst them are Jarty shills.

Soyvil War 3

The Third Soyvil War was a major conflict occuring within multiple Soyjak.party's boards and smaller offsite skirmishes throughout 2023. The conflict was fought between Pro-Ongezellig and Anti-Ongezellig forces over whether Ongezellig should be considered as celebrated sharty culture, or brimstone that should be banned from /soy/ and /qa/.

It occurred in two phases, first from 27 February 2023 to 6 May 2023, and then from 14 June 2023 to 14 August 2023. Since Kuz supported the Pro-Zelligers, the war was seen as part of the wider conflict between Kuz Supporters and Anti-Kuzists/Pro-Sootists. This conflict was the cause of countless 'log wipes, stealed GETs and a divide in the soy community.

Soyvil War 4

The Fourth Soyvil War was a multifaceted prolonged conflict on soyjak.party and across the Soy Community from 2023-2024. It was fought between the ruling Froot administration and their supporters versus several disconnected groups of anti-Frootists, somewhat united in their disapproval of Froot's ownership of soyjak.party and several other Soysphere websites. As usual, numerous anti-soyjak Discord servers also third-partied on the conflict to cause instability.

Soyvil War 5

The Fifth Soyvil War was a conflict between Quotists and the rest of the Soysphere. Its primary catalyst was Quote's removal of Rule 2's "Pedophilic jokes", although several other failures and controversies of the Quote administration, such as the Furcord leaks and Smuglet controversy helped to fuel the fire; this was just the final straw. No 'cords were reported to have entered the war. This may have been the final influence that broke Quote's back, making him resign and hand over ownership despite his plans to shut it down. The war was once believed to have ended following Quote's resignation, but has since resumed in full force following Salt and Mustard's schism between the Sharty and the 'ru ^{[this already ended tho]}.

Many users believe that this war will finally destroy the Soysphere once and for all, but considering all the other things that this shithole has survived, this is unlikely.

Gallery

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  Scene from Soyvil War 5
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  'Toss made during Soyvil War 2

Future Soyvil Wars

Soyvil War 6

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Soyvil War 6 refers to a purely hypothetical, completely imaginary, future conflict within the Sharty that only exists as a thought experiemnt. You VVILL not look further into this.