Soyvil War

>Though maybe you were looking for Soyvil War 1?

>This is just like when chick-fil-a rose up in 1761 to fight for our liberty fries or something

Soyvil Wars are conflicts that occur primarily inside the Sharty. They are caused either by very controversial memes or admin drama. The sharty has experienced four Soyvil Wars with the latest occuring during the Froot administration.

Pattern I've noticed[edit | edit source]

Every odd-numbered Soyvil War so far were about controversial memes, while every even-numbered Soyvil War were admin drama.

You can use this to predict what the next Soyvil War will be about.

List of Soyvil Wars[edit | edit source]

Soyvil War 1[edit | edit source]

The First Soyvil War was a conflict between several groups of posters on the /soy/ board of soyjak.party that took place between 29 April to 16 May 2021. Unlike the following soyvil wars it was mostly a tongue in cheek rivalry between a small number of 'jakkers, similar to modern booru countrywars.

Soyvil War 2[edit | edit source]

The Second Soyvil War, also known as the "Kuz Crisis" was a conflict between Soot and Kuz loyalists, taking place mostly on soyjak.party but also on this wiki,^[1] /bant/, Gurochan, and several Discord servers, Telegram chats, boorus, and a multitude of other websites.

After the BBC War, February 16 Debate, Jannygate, and a handful of other crises, the Party finally snapped. The pro- and anti- Kuz factions devolved into an all-out war which lasted up until Kuz's victory in July 16 of 2022, when he took over the site. Since then, various minor rebel groups have spawned, attempting to take back Sootist control of the Sharty, even after Soot's surrender. Such movements have been named "Dark Sootists" and they often perform terror attacks on the new Kuz-controlled Sharty as a display of dominance. Amongst them are Jarty shills.

Soyvil War 3[edit | edit source]

The Third Soyvil War was a major conflict occuring within soyjak.party throughout 2023. It occurred in two phases, first from 27 February 2023 to 6 May 2023, and then from 14 June 2023 to 14 August 2023.

The conflict was fought between Pro-Ongezellig and Anti-Ongezellig forces over whether Ongezellig should be considered as celebrated sharty culture, or brimstone that should be banned from /soy/. Since Kuz supported the Pro-Zelligers, the war was seen as part of the wider conflict between Kuz Supporters and Anti-Kuzists/Pro-Sootists. This conflict was the cause of countless 'log wipes and a divide in the soy community.

Soyvil War 4[edit | edit source]

The Fourth Soyvil War was a multifaceted prolonged conflict on soyjak.party and across the Soy Community from 2023-2024. It was fought between the ruling Froot administration and their supporters versus several disconnected groups of anti-Frootists, somewhat united in their disapproval of Froot's ownership of soyjak.party and several other Soysphere websites. As usual, numerous anti-soyjak Discord servers also third-partied on the conflict to cause instability.

Soyvil War 5[edit | edit source]

A ~~hypothetical~~ future conflict that will annihilate the entire soisphere, kill every soyjak poster and delete every single soy edit off the internet.

Some 'teens suggest that the Fifth Soyvil War has already begun as a newfag vs. oldfag confrontation, and in particular, takes the form of a debate over DNB and the 'cado 'slot spam issue.

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