KIRKIVERSARY '26/Day 5

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KIRKIVERSARY
Chronology
Background

September 14, 2026 — Day 5 was focused on more well known targets and clearing up doxes from Days 3 and 4. This was extremely important because the 'ki has invalidated the previous number of 'oxxes thanks to this detail. We started with 5 new targets while Americans were asleep, and Geopold facedox resurfaces, which revived a lot of possibilities. CHIPNVKING was found to be a new method of inconvenience.

>Marge, what is CHIPNVKING?

Simple, you order woodchips for your target. The best part is that you can order a fuck ton of them to guarantee maximum seethe. This method is likely to be far more annoying than the 'za or 'ran method, but less than the Patriot front nvke. It's a good middle ground that can be useful for hours when pizzerias are closed and places where they are too far away. The best service for CHIPNVKING is ChipDrop.[1]

'zas were ordered for Dean Withers, the biggest gegbull of the day.

Fifth thread reaches reply limit.[2]

cracked_justin

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Cracked Justin is a JewTuberHow Team Fortress 2 empowers autistic peopleA retrospective on how Team Fortress 2 empowers autistic peopleA brief retrospective on Team Fortress 2 in less than 10 seconds Reacting to "An essay on how Team Fortress 2 empowers autistic people" While I have my First PeriodToday I learned that Team Fortress 2 empowers autistic people, but is this true?Actually, Team Fortress 2 empowers autistic peopleI love how Team Fortress 2 empowers autistic peopleYou're an evil bigot who should be decapitated and skinned alive if you don't like Team Fortress 2The Team Fortress 2 x Dandys World Multiverse shipping drama is crazyTeam Fortress 2 and empowers autistic peopleThe science behind Team Fortress 2Team Fortress 2: the masterpiece that empowers autistic people Why Team Fortress 2 isn't as bad as you think 10 gorillion hours of Team Fortress 2 to fall asleep toTeam Fortress 2 is peak and you should be killed by a Cartel for hating itTeam Fortress 2: A complete analysisThe rise and fall and rise again of Team Fortress 2Everything you need to know about Team Fortress 2 and how the creator of it should be murdered (8:14:07)
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Another troonslop video essayist who made an essay on how Call of Duty is a heckin fascist nazi Israeli imperialist 'Epstein class' propaganda game (whilst never mentioning Jews[Marge...], interesting) and also one about why Kirk was an evil natzee who got what he deserved.[3]

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: cracked justin
  • Name: Justin Crown
  • Date of Birth: Unknown
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: Unknown
  • Location: Peterborough, Ontario, Canada
  • Nationality: Canadian
  • Ethnicity: White
  • Email(s): crackedjust1n@outlook.com
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers


submaween

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A xitter furfag who proposed a 260$ comission for a furry Kirk fagart.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: submaween, Stian, Jerm, culto
  • Name: Unknown
  • Estimated Age: 19 years old (As of September 11, 2026)
  • Sex: Tranny
  • Address: Unknown
  • Location: Pennsylvania, United States[it just is, ok?]
  • Nationality: American
  • Email(s): No associated email accounts
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers
  • Employment: U.S Navy (ev&oe transgenders aren't allowed to enlist..)


SharkyLeo

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A dramafag 'blox jewtuber who owns a 'cord server where poking fun at Kirk's death anniversary is a common occurence. This is an interesting target, because aside from 'oxing him, we can raid xis server as well. Currently being 'oxxed by the Swinny.[4]

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: sharkyleo, Coolified221, BoneCoder
  • Name: Ayden
  • Date of Birth: Unknown
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: Unknown
  • Location: London, England (residence), Warsaw, Poland As of September 14, 2026
  • Nationality: British
  • Ethnicity: Somalian
  • Email(s):
    • maxamed3421@outlook.com
    • maxamed4111@outlook.com
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers
  • IP(s): 82.21.69.56

Account Information

Auxiliary Information

Passwords: hassan23, maxamed123, depilove0_0, depilove00, wadani12, attacker2050, hooyo123, SFyxcQMXkg34PSK, PAT22975, 2316, tg@@txt_alien, KAAMIL1234@@

Geopold

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Geopold is a JewTuberHow Happy Tree Friends empowers the FOTM progressive movementA retrospective on how Happy Tree Friends empowers the FOTM progressive movementA brief retrospective on Happy Tree Friends in less than 10 seconds Reacting to "An essay on how Happy Tree Friends empowers the FOTM progressive movement" While I have my First PeriodToday I learned that Happy Tree Friends empowers the FOTM progressive movement, but is this true?Actually, Happy Tree Friends empowers the FOTM progressive movementI love how Happy Tree Friends empowers the FOTM progressive movementYou're an evil bigot who should be decapitated and skinned alive if you don't like Happy Tree FriendsThe Happy Tree Friends x Dandys World Multiverse shipping drama is crazyHappy Tree Friends and empowers the FOTM progressive movementThe science behind Happy Tree FriendsHappy Tree Friends: the masterpiece that empowers the FOTM progressive movement Why Happy Tree Friends isn't as bad as you think 10 gorillion hours of Happy Tree Friends to fall asleep toHappy Tree Friends is peak and you should be killed by a Cartel for hating itHappy Tree Friends: A complete analysisThe rise and fall and rise again of Happy Tree FriendsEverything you need to know about Happy Tree Friends and how the creator of it should be murdered (8:14:07)
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Notice the HIV Monkeypox stare

A safe edgy jewtuber beloved by normalfags for your average "serbia war crimes albania goats kosovo fake slovenia femboys" pop history slop. He became even worse when his extreme TDS turned him into a Hasan stan which made him become an insufferable pro-Palestine activist to the point that he calls anything "Israeli-coded" (notice how he would never say 'Jewish'). He also makes music under a different alias. He is from the Yookay. The 'ox process began on Day 3, but it has been resumed in Day 5 thanks to a geodox confirmation of his face.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: leowpold, Geopoldd, 1svard, svard, svardd
  • Name: Leo White[it just is, ok?]
  • Estimated Age: likely in his early-mid twenties
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: Unknown
  • Location: Birmingham, England
  • Nationality: British
  • Ethnicity: Swedish
  • Email(s): geopold@lighthouseagents.com
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers


Dean Withers

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Boi ts topic was created by or has connections to twitter immigrants lmaololong no 🧢💯🔥🔥🔥bluddd 💀💀💀
@twitter_immigrant
Don't trust any tweet you see. Add a community note to every revision in this page's history to make the oldfags mald.GET A CHANCE TO GO TO OHIOOOOO
Dean Withers is a massive retard!This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.
The 'za has been ordered.
And now we must wait for xim to leak about the 'za in xer livestreams

A left-wing podcaster who has been the biggest gegbull of Xitter for the entirety of Summer. He falsely claimed that Kirk supported child torture and that "he deserved it".[5]. He also told his audience to Dox and call CPS on on a father who said children can't consent and that parents have a duty to protect them.[6] Was already 'oxxed before, but the 'za was ordered today.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: itsdeaann, deanwithrs
  • Name: Dean Withers
  • Date of Birth: September 1, 2004 (22 years old)
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: 221 Monticello Ave, Williamsburg, VA 23185
  • Nationality: American
  • Ethnicity: White
  • Email(s): No associated email accounts
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers

Auxiliary Information

  • 'cord Server: .gg/dean (RAID IT NOW!)

talia.s0ul

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This vivaldi wompa is a traiso btw if that is the matterings
The 'za is yet to be ordered but the patriot has nvked her!
OPSEC LEVEL: I don't fucking now anymore, just shut it down
The Patriot Front supports trans rights

An autogynephilic creature of nature with a carved meat hole who is also a stoner. He and his depraved minions like go to Charlie Kirk Way in Port St. Joe FL to constantly videos about "tributing Kirk" by injecting xerself with drugs and other shit that I don't want to go in detail. Terrible OPSEC, and a big target because so far this is the most disgusting and disrespecting thing we've seen.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: talia.s0ul, batkittyycat, bat
  • Legal Name: Talia W. Inocencio
    • Birth name: Tyler W. Inocencio
  • Date of Birth: February 2005 (21 years old)
  • Sex: Tranny
  • Address: 714 Anderson Ranch Ct Alamo, CA 94507
  • Nationality: American
  • Email(s): taliabebusy@gmail.com
  • Phono(s):
    • +1 (925) 947-0630
    • +1 (510) 891-6749
    • +1 (760) 224-8778
  • Education: Santa Clara University


Terry Frederick

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Terry is a left-wing snowflake!
The 'za has been ordered.
The person below him knew...

Made a facebook comment stating "Glad he's dead, I wish Trump could die" (this is considered a death threat btw) under a post about Charlie Kirk.[7]

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: terry.frederick.94
  • Name: Terry Allen Frederick
  • Date of Birth: November 16, 1950 (75 years old)[8]
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: 4635 Sulgrave Dr, Toledo, OH 43623, United States[9][10]
  • Nationality: American
  • Ethnicity: German-American
  • Email(s): terry.frederick7@worldnet.att.net
  • Phono(s):
  • +1 (419) 885-5064
  • +1 (419) 217-2681
  • Employment: General Motors Powertrain
  • Education: Sylvania Northway High School

Auxiliary Information

  • Employer phone number: +1 313-556-5000

Ghostichino

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The 'za has been ordered.

EPI porn artist

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: ghostichino
  • Name: John Anthony Demaio
  • Date of Birth: May 6, 2003 (23 years old)
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: 343 Butternut Dr New Windsor, NY 12553
  • Nationality: American
  • Email(s): **johndemaio10@gmail.com
    • johndemaio@outlook.com
    • jdemaio@mmm.edu
  • Phono(s): +1 (845) 568-6259 (Landline)

Auxiliary Information

Passwords:

bolsheviky2k

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The 'za has been ordered.
This person is trans btw, if that matters
The joke xhe made

A tankie streamer who made a 9/11 joke in which xe implied he would send an edited image of 9/11 hijackers with kirkified AI deepfakes to federal agents to frame him as a terrorist.

Social Media Accounts

THIS IS JUST A SOYLOCK RESULTS PAGE, NOT A LIST OF SOCIALS, YOU STUPID NIGGER!

old accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: Y2Ksnurf, bolshevikY2K, hawkboy1080, hawkboy_1080
  • Name: Alexi Hawkins[11]
  • Date of Birth: August 6, 2000 (26 years old)
  • Sex: chopped permahon
  • Address: Unknown
    • Previous Address(es): 6012 2nd St N Arlington, VA 22203, United States[Claims that this isn't his current address.[12]]
      • "I live in Virginia" (19 August 2023)[13]
  • Location: Gettysburg, Pennsylvania [Snopes needed.]
  • Nationality: American
  • Ethnicity: White
  • Email(s): alexihawkins@yahoo.com (datamine this)
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers
  • Education: Gettysburg College

Auxiliary Information

VitoPauMolenga

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Xis "cosplay"

Brazilian who cosplayed as Charlie Kirk and celebrated 9/11.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: VitoPauMolenga, vitoncioo
  • Name: Vitor
  • Date of Birth: Unknown
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: Unknown
  • Location: São Bernardo do Campo, São Paulo, Brazil
  • Nationality: Brazilian
  • Email(s): No associated email accounts
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers


straighterade

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straighterade is a left-wing faggot!
The 'za has been ordered.

Literal who leftist streamer.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: straighterade
  • Name: Erin Noelle Garcia
  • Date of Birth: December 25, 1998 (27 years old)
  • Address: 4950 W Prescott St, Unit 1302, Tampa FL 33616
  • Nationality: American
  • Ethnicity: Hispanic
  • Email(s): erin.noelle.garcia@gmail.com
  • Phono(s): +1 (956) 225-3263


spongbirdapp

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"Yes, I was groomed and im gonna troon out, how could you tell?"

A filthy drawfag who got EPI'd and groomed into becoming a faggot. Took part in the Kirkversary celebrations.[14]

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: spongbirdapp
  • Name: Davide Di Presa Damiano
  • Date of Birth: July 13, 2011 (15 years old)
  • Sexuality:
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: via giousè carducci civic number 21 (N 40,53104-17,58023 E)
  • Nationality: Italian
  • Email(s): No associated email accounts
  • Phono(s): +39 350 043 1569
  • Education: Istituto Professionale per i Servizi Alberghieri Agostinelli

Auxiliary Information

  • Education address: Via francesco bellanova 1, 72013 ceglie messapica BR

Andy Thao

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NANI? THIS IS RITERARI A BAKA DISHONORABER!!?!Don't bow to anyzing (You) see. Nvke any American 港 whire gooning to anime to rearn the TRVTH.

The 'za has been ordered.
Not much to say other than a chink

A chink at the University of Minnesota or something who once again, mocked Charlie. Swiftly 'oxxed and 'zaNVKED on /soy/.

(You) WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW.

Social Media Accounts

please link these.

Personal Information
  • Aliases: No known aliases
  • Name: Andrew/Andy Thao
  • Date of Birth: December 1997 (28 years old)
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: 6298 Stillwater Blvd N, Saint Paul, MN 55128
    • Previous Address(es): 61 Manitoba Ave, Saint Paul MN 55117
  • Nationality: American
  • Ethnicity: Gook
  • Email(s): thao_andy@yahoo.com
  • Phono(s):
    • +1 (651) 225-8116
    • +1 (651) 428-9708
  • IP(s): 75.168.216.239


Jordan Schafle

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WillowTheFox from Day 3's alleged fiancee. Unlike xer who sadly could not get an 'oxx on because British 'pages is paywalled this one was slightly easier.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: VulpesParadox
  • Name: Jordan Schafle
  • Date of Birth: December 1996 (29 years old)
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: PO Box 84172, Phoenix, AZ 85071 (barely counts as an 'oxx though as it's a pathetic PO box! Can't order 'za to one.)
    • Previous Address(es): 3409 W Willow Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85029 (says from May 2014 to April 2015 sadly but this could be actually xer true addy)
  • Location: Phoenix, AZ As of September 14, 2026
  • Nationality: American
  • Email(s): No associated email accounts
  • Phono(s): +1 (602) 368-8619


Feinberg

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Mazel tov! Feinberg is Kosher!This article is about (((God's chosen people))).
Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.
the 'za has been ordered. So as a 'ran!'
OPSEC level: What's OPSEC?
Heckin' decent house being!

Minecraft speedrunner with 250k+ subs, was the coach of both Kai Cenat and IShowSpeed. Turns out, we got to speedrun finding his address in a time of around 5 minutes, give or take. Surprisingly shit OPSEC. Swiftly 'oxed and 'zaNVKED, 'ranNVKED AND got a wake up call.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: Feinberg, feinberg_mc, FeinbergSucks, not_feinberg_kappa
  • Name: Matthew Aaron Feinberg
  • Date of Birth: October 18, 2002 (24 years old)
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: 343 S Briston Ln, Arlington Heights, IL 60005, United States
  • Nationality: American
  • Ethnicity: (((Jewish)))
  • Email(s): No associated email accounts
  • Phono(s): +1 (847) 420-1091


Snopes

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilAv8SzB_Aw
  2. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0915-1213-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17824447.html
  3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYWY9xRAKXQ
  4. ↑ https://swedishwin.com/raid/thread/31772.html#32363
  5. ↑ https://goyimx.com/ChiefTrumpster/status/2098607977787736151?s=20
  6. ↑ https://goyimx.com/JadenPMcNeil/status/1942011593157427295?s=20
  7. ↑ https://goyimx.com/Anc_Aesthetics/status/2098218367203057665?s=20
  8. ↑ https://www.ohioresidentdatabase.com/person/OH0013049420/frederick-terry
  9. ↑ https://voteref.com/VoterDetails?personId=a0e4a222-23f2-47d7-be0e-7c0d8716924e&state=OH
  10. ↑ https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/terry-frederick_id_G2035296759520016331
  11. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0919-1627-38/https://www.paypal.com:443/paypalme/bolsheviky2k
  12. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0919-1633-42/https://bsky.app:443/profile/y2ksnurf.bsky.social/post/3mviz7lts2s2h
  13. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0919-1626-04/https://x.com:443/Y2Ksnurf/status/1692575675276836979
  14. ↑ https://goyimx.com/Spongbirdapp/status/2097956510429049333?s=20
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