KIRKIVERSARY '26/Day 8

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September 17, 2026 - Thursday is a different day from the others, due to the fact that the Operation NNN 'ox threshold was surpassed, this day serves rather for a warmup of Operation Patriot Storm.

junglepockoi

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18-year-old Viet living in America with xis 'tok account linked on xis xitter bio and had at one point foot fetish art of Kirk as xis pfp. Lost media because xhe deleted and privated almost all of xher accounts.

Umafags... should we classify Umamusume as offsite medias?

Social media accounts

Personal information
  • Aliases: junglepockoi, koi
  • name: Unknown
  • Date of birth: 2008 (18 years old) (18 as of September 2026)
  • Sex: Male
  • Address: Unknown
  • Nationality: American
  • Ethnicity: Vietnamese
  • Email(s): No associated email accounts
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers


stayoncourses

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This SUPERCUCK is an Rug-munching DYKE!This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
This dox is incomplete and needs further research. (You) VVILL help complete it.

YET ANOTHER UMAMUSUME NIGGER! Or "aryan", because this time it's a 24-year-old Germano-Polish dyke with a lot of pics from der 'cord on the media tab.

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Personal information
  • Aliases: dorijaswife, dorijxz, stayoncourses
  • name: Unknown
  • Estimated Age: 24 years old (supposedly, as of September 2026)
  • Sex: Female
  • Address: Unknown
  • Nationality: German
  • Ethnicity: Prussian[Marge...]
  • Email(s): No associated email accounts
  • Religion: Atheist (judging by the fact that East Germany is largely Atheist)[And how do you know what region she's in?]
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers


Ketchoop Kuwahh

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obsessed with shartyBVLLS award + opsec

ANOTHER UMAMUFAGGOT HOLY SHIT NVKE ALL HORSE DYKES AND LAUNCH THEM TO INDIA! This one is a special case because xhe actually entered in the thread of Operation Patriot Storm and was snitching on us![1] Xhe then went into a spergout making it like xhe was gonna ack!, which caused condolences from some MoralGODs who decided that she only deserved 'za and nothing else, which ended up being the case. The 'ox and the 'za were finished in the fourth day of Operation Patriot Storm, after the KIRKIVERSARY raid ended, possibly one of the most retarded faggots the 'arty dozed despite xhers claims of knowing basic internet safety she put her face on her strawpage, used her name as a alias multiple times as well as keeping her face on her threads account.

Yeah it can be real, unlike your yuri horse game
well it could be real in the end!

Social media accounts

Personal information
  • Aliases: Ketchoop, KetchoopStudios, KetchoopUwahh, KetchoopUwahh07, KetchoopUwahhh, RenDoesArtttt, Ketchoop_numba2 ID:SYL^GFLz, Ren, Sky
  • name: Skylar Forsberg[2][3]
  • Estimated Age: 19 years old (as of June 22 2026)
  • Sex: Female
  • Address: 2247 S 525 W, Brigham City, UT 84302[4]
  • Location: Brigham City, UT[according to the location of xher posts]
  • Nationality: American
  • Ethnicity: Austrian[it just is, ok?]
  • Email(s): No associated email accounts
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers
  • Employment: The Davis Ranch

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Hasan Piker

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The 'za got cancelled...

Expensive because of Nuswa. Hope he enjoys!

It had to be here. The roach, the tvrk, the communist, the demonrat, the hamas apologist, the houthi defender, the faggot, the 9/11 defender. Yes, he was 'oxxed before. And 'teens did attempt to send the 'za while he was live to catch a seetherald. However sadly both got cancelled. Leading to it being a waste of storage because of OBS, and an auto loss of 30 IQ points.

Social media accounts

Personal information
  • Aliases: hasanabi, hasanthehun
  • name: Hasan Doğan Piker
  • Date of birth: July 25, 1991 (1991-07-25) (age 35)
  • Sex: Male
  • Address: 138 N Edinburgh Ave, Los Angeles, CA
    • Previous address(es):
      • 139 N Harper Ave Los Angeles, CA 90048-3503
      • 1155 Hacienda Pl #308 West Hollywood, CA 90069
  • Nationality: American
  • Ethnicity: Turkish
  • Email(s):
    • hasan.piker@gmail.com
    • hasanpiker@live.com
    • hasan@tyt.com
    • hasanabigame@gmail.com
    • hasan.piker@tytnetwork.com
    • hpiker@bloomberg.com
    • hasan@tytnetwork.com
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers

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Auxiliary information

Hasan was born in New Brunswick, New Jersey, and raised in Istanbul, Turkey.

ToonarsContent

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This person is a furry btw, if that matters
This dox is incomplete and needs further research. (You) VVILL help complete it.

A fatass furfag porn artist. Made art of Charlie Kirk as a furry and of him holding a furry.[5]

Social media accounts

Personal information
  • Aliases: ToonarsContent, ToonarsContentTV, ToonarXII, professorxii
  • name: Unknown
  • Estimated Age: 25 years old (as of September 2026) birthday: December 19
  • Sex: Male
  • Address: Unknown
  • Location: Somewhere near Mill Pond Park in New York[it just is, ok?]
  • Nationality: American
  • Email(s): toonarscontent@yahoo.com
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers

Auxiliary information

Passwords: DMX88T8089F, Currentyear2019, Currentyear1008, Currentyear1020, Currentyear3121

Jib Loger

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OPSEC LEVEL: Grok
I mean.. Mexicans join the Patriot Front often

Degenerate furfag porn artist and tranalog horror producer who defended Jacksepticeye and posted on Xitter about hating white people. A 'teen managed to datamine xis account using fucking Grok and then found a BandLab account with his FULL NAME ATTACHED to his online alias! Xhe was further nvked in Operation Patriot Storm

A post was made on plebbit[6] by xim who claimed that "the evil hacker neo nazi mass shooter radicalizing far right website known as soyjacque parties is trying to hack me". It was getting raided until OP deleted xheir account. This incident was among the geggiest because of the holy nusoi levels of OPSEC, and relation to Jib_Loger. The relation to Jib Loger is said to be confirmed by the person who DM'd xim, and presented evidence, such as repeated typo patterns and typing quirks.

A nusoi exchanged DMs with throway-nehelp only to bait xim and reveal xe was the one behind the 'ox. fuggen jerdee[7]

He has then leaked on /soy/ and threatened to get the site shut down.[8]

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Personal information
  • Aliases: jib_loger, jib_loger_alt
  • name: Francesco Cimmino
  • Date of birth: November 30, 2006 (19 years old)
  • Sex: Male
  • Address: 701 Brickell Key Blvd Apt 1712, Miami, FL 33131
  • Location: Miami, Florida, United States
  • Nationality: American
  • Ethnicity: Mexican, Italian
  • Email(s): francescocimmino9999@gmail.com
  • Phono(s): (786) 782-5111
  • Employment: Barista at his local college cafe

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