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Looksmaxxing is an incel term for the process of maximizing one's physical attractiveness, similar to HRT for trannies[evendoe HRT doesn't work]. As a 'jakking trend, it usually involves making a soyjak muscular, blonde, blue eyed, and chadly This is most commonly seen in Chudjak and is used very frequently in self inserts. The term originated from various incel forums around the mid-late 2010s, the most popular being https://looksmaxxing.com, and was popularized during the early-mid 2020s on TikTok. It encourages self improvement, retardation, and becoming a chad/ascension. People who are highly insecure about themselves often use looksmaxxing as a cope, and though looks DO play an important part in social acceptance, you shouldn't be a schizo about it.

Looksmaxxers encourage undergoing the most unhinged, insane, pseudoscientific based and redpilled procedures to decrease increase the quality of your life, such as distancing themselves from women, injecting steroids, BOTOX, and hormones, undergoing facial and height adjustment surgeries, applying makeup, mewing, hitting yourself with a hammer, and doing meth. Most of these ARE memes, though people DO still fall for them. Most things, except for height/bone structure, hair, and penis color, are not genetic and can be changed with effort. Even the things listed can be changed with surgery, although you SHOULD NOT go this far, as all of them are experimental and only done in the third world.

Since looksmaxxers are a splinter of incels, they also have the retarded outlook that interpersonal relationships are some kind of game instead of a genuine connection, making everyone uncomfortable around them. They think all of their problems could be solved if they just looked a bit better, missing the fact that they are just retarded faggots.

Notable looksmaxxing influencers[edit | edit source]

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Goatis[edit | edit source]

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Goatis (POWERWORD: GATIS LAGZDINS) is a Latvian "nutritional" YouTuber known for hating the age of consent, eating rotten meat, and being wanted by Interpol for allegedly attacking his ex-girlfriend with acid. His content consists of promoting the primal diet parroting the intelligent GIGACHAD Aajonus Vonderplanitz (who you should ABSOLUTELY listen to), reacting to other nutritional content and interjecting with his deranged and retarded opinions, being ugly as shit, and frauding by using steroids and getting a hair transplant in Turkey. He has been poisoning the well of looksmaxxing and primalism since he first became semi-popular, and has (thankfully) been on the decline due to his opinions being objectively wrong. He is a former TCCfag, emo, and MASSIVE WOWfag and LOLfag, which is a surprise to absolutely nobody.

He attempted to stab one of his classmates in an attempt to recreate Columbine, which ultimately failed and got him sent to a psych ward. On that topic, he is severely mentally ill and frequently has breakdowns that he blogs to his dying fanbase occasionally.

He larped as Swedish, as his name was Sv3rige/Sverige, which translates to Sweden. As you can tell by looking at him, he is NOT swedish.


Clavicular[edit | edit source]

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Clavicular (POWERWORD: BRADEN PETERS) is the most mainstream and famous example of a looksmaxxer. He is responsible for popularizing the trend and introducing millions of normies to it. Because of this, many oldfag looksmaxxers leak their clitty over him for gentrifying looksmaxxing and incel terminology, as well as "raising the competition" as if anyone was going to fuck 90% of them in the first place. His retarded orbiters use the excuse of him being autistic every time he does something incredibly retarded keyed, such as the time he ran over a nigger🗝️who jumped on his windshield, or talked about how he was pissmogged by a black guy. He also once met with Spic Fuentes, which shows how retarded and gay both of them are and how cooked the modern wignat scene is.

He has also started to wither a bit primarily due to his extensive usage of drugs, specifically steroids, alcohol, and literal meth. He has been taking steroids since 14 years old, resulting in him becoming infertile. On January 6th, 2026, he was BRVTALLY FRAMEMQGGED by an Albanian ASU frat leader, absolutely BTFO'ing him and dethroning him as king mogger.

Ehren[edit | edit source]

A picture of Ehren in his prime

Ehren, aka CraigTheCow, overfuelforcurries or Nordsmog is a looksmaxxer known in the looksmaxxing community for having the second best ascension of all Looksmaxxers.

He is currently not active on any Lookism sites and is only seen active on the 'tok[1]

Fun fact, if you go to ████████.org and search for his account, "Nordsmog", you'll see that he has an A24 gif as his profile picture.

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Other looksmaxxers[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

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