Looksmaxxing

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Looksmaxxing incel after a Lefort 3, sliding genioplasty, rhinoplasty, canthoplasty, buccal fat removal and orbital decompression. Is yet to hop on steroids.

Looksmaxxing is an incel (normie) term for the process of maximizing one's physical attractiveness therefore ascending to Gandy heaven. Many soyjaks are known or suspected to have tried looksmaxxing in order to ascend and pull soytan, especially Chudjak. The term originates from incel forums around the mid-to-late 2010s but looksmaxxers eventually created their own sperg splinters because they are selfish little fucks. In recent times, looksmaxxing has become popular amongst impressionable 'tokcacas because the Jews want to give young people a gateway into incelism to promote animosity and miscommunication between men and women in order to lower fertility rates and achieve their ultimate goal of world depopulation so that the promised people can finally emerge from Jewgartha underneath Auschwitz.^{[Citation NOT needed]} It encourages body dysmorphia, an extremely retarded "blackpilled" transactional outlook on the world where looks are the most important part, and a state of constant insecurity and misery. Autistic people and cacas are especially prone to this.

Looksmaxxers encourage and advocate for undergoing the most unhinged, insane, pseudoscientific and retarded procedures to improve their looks, such as:

• Gay sex
• Meth
• Bonesmashing (Hitting their cheekbones with blunt force to make them gigger)
• Mewing
• Biting their cheeks like retards
• cutting their eyes to get hunter eyes
• use BASED BODYWORKS!!!
• taking peptides instead of FDA Approved Drugs and becoming infertile as a result
• HRT
• Wearing makeup to be pretty for other boys (geg they are literally just trannies)
• Accidentally ACK!-ing themselves during risky surgeries
• Intentionally ACK!-ing themselves because of botched risky surgeries
• Jumping up and down (Maasai jumps) to become 7'0 GIGACHADS

Just go to the gym, read, and eat healthy, nigga. You only need surgery if you have an actual deformity which gives you breathing/other functional issues such as sleep apnea.

Although 99% of looksmaxxing is retarded autismbabble, it has somewhat brought more attention to facial development during youth, which proper tongue posture (mewing), orthodontic treatment such as palatal expansion, and chewing food correctly can positively impact. Most looksmaxxers don't realize this though and keep shelling out thousands for their favorite gay stripper's course on makeup or something.

Since looksmaxxers are a splinter of incel forums, they share a similar sense of nihilism towards interpersonal relationships and view them as a game rather than an attempt at genuine connection, which just makes everyone around them uncomfortable because they are always ranting about flipping hypergamous foids (they are doe), because, like the incels and niggers that they are, they can only think in extremes and cannot fathom the possibility that their echo-chamber-informed worldview might be flawed (but i did have breakfast this morning). They think all of their problems can be solved if they just undergo some insane surgeries, do meth and steroids, completely missing that the main underlying issue was always their autism and social awkwardness.

Notable famous looksmaxxers

• Clavicular - erectile dysfunction is normal at 20 is normal right? Clavicular (powerword Braden Peters) is probably the most widely-known looksmaxxing influencer, and is largely responsible for introducing its associated terminology to the normieverse. Some of his most famous stunts include running over some retard with his car, shooting an alligator, and getting BRVTALLY framemogged by the ASU frat leader (AlbARYAN VVIN). He is also a certified gegBVLL, and has his own thread on Kiwi Farms. He has been taking steroids since age 14, which has made him infertile. He also does meth and a fuckton of other drugs, meaning a projected death at 25-30 years old from drug-related issues is not far off.
• Androgenic - Australian looksmaxxer whose wig was snatched off.
• Cookie King - A depressed fat tvrkpilled gegbvll who posts 50 gorillion tiktoks a day^{[Chad does what Chad wants, grey.]}
• Goatis/Sv3rige - doesn't actually have anything to do with looksmaxxing, but made a few videos reacting to looksmaxxers to farm caca views to fund his secret addiction to noodles and beyond meat. He is the origin of the cortisol meme because eating goyslop instead of browsing the sharty all day like our ancestors is proven to raise cortisol levels.

Ranking system

The geniuses over at looksmax.org have conducted a genius way of ranking people it goes as the following:

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  Sub 3: The dalits, the untouchables of the PSL scale
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  Sub 5: the average shartypol namefag
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  LTN: BBC bait posters (Loves Teasing Niggercock)
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  You, probably
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  HTN: Mathematical term which stands for HypoTeNuse
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  Chad: the peak of male attractiveness. Etymology unknown. Hypotheses are: Etymology 1: Contraction of Frogchad Etymology 2: The name of the country "Chad". The term is named as such to an obsession with Chadian Bibisi. Looksmaxxers strive to goon to be like him. Not to be confused with chud