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CoalFarmerTheBestNamefaginPol, more commonly known as Coalfarmer, was a somewhat notable brown namefag of the Soysphere, and former namefag of the Sharty's /pol/ board, as indicated by his long name. Coalfarmer was mostly known for being EXTREMELY annoying through his posting habits and behavior, and sometimes vandalized pages on this very wiki by adding unnecessary information relating to how he hates a topic or person, and other assorted clitty leaking. His main avatarfags were Tomoko and random SNCA musicians, but he is mainly depicted as a Confederate flag-wearing Nate recolor with a cowboy hat. He is notable for his aforementioned clitty leaking and for his unusual amount of bans from many soysphere sites, and for getting another namefag banned for sharing a link he had sent said person (which contained loli Quote porn).

History

Beginning

Coalfarmer started out as an HTSM, self-inserting as Impjak. He was known to be very leaky, was against bait, porn, etc, and would often sperg out at anyone he deemed an enemy.

Coalfarmer was banned and unbanned on SoyBooru multiple times for various reasons, usually stemming from his autism. Usually he will go on the IRC and leak repeatedly, spamming the IRC with copypastas accusing whatever admin banned him of being a pedophile. Coalfarmer would transition from his Alabaman confederate LARP to being a twink faggot. After this point, he ceased his more Hunkish tendencies and began defending Quotist bait after the Shemmy incident (see below).

His last and final ban was initially due to his use of the Swinny, as he had tried to upload a sticker from said site (funnily enough, said sticker is now up on the 'ru without issue!) but his ban reason was changed to state

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Shemmy incident

On the June 15, 2026, a thread on the Shemmy's /soy/ board was made by Coalfarmer, asking what thread on their porn board had the best goons, this was quickly derailed into calling out Coalfarmer for posting gay porn on /korea/ (their porn board) and later deleting it, which then caused Swinny modGODs to leak /j/ posts revealing how much of a faggot Coalfarmer is.. This also caused him to get permanently banned from the Swinny after getting banned and unbanned by Carl a few times.

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  The femgoy porn xe posted (now deleted)
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  Xim being a faggot
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  This one is the funniest XES AN ACTUAL FAGGOT GEEEEEEG
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Chinny activity

Coalfarmer has been accused of being a chinnycuck many times. He originally had plans to move to the Chinny after getting banned from the Sharty since a few Soycraft users told him that it was "basically just /pol/ but an entire site". After finding out that the site was banned everywhere and seeing someone make a Peter Scully joke he would get scared off.

He tried to buy the Chinny from Kikemin to make it a Swinny colony, saying he would ban all the pedophiles and underage users after getting permission from Swinny jannies, and this caused Kikemin to falseflag as him on a stickied thread on the Chinny's /chud/ board for around 3 days. This falseflag led to the SoyBlog Cockvore War as Coswork thought it was real and was infuriated at the fact that Coalfarmer owned the Chinny. He then allegedly spammed child porn, child gore, loli, and other things on the SoyBlog getting it taken down briefly. Kikemin would later email Coalfarmer saying that a random British IP tried to do the same thing to the Chinny on the same day.

He was also falseflagged by MenstrualCykill on the Chinny repeatedly. MenstrualCykill used to like Coalfarmer and it's unknown why he would randomly decide to do this just to keep Coalfarmer banned. Coalfarmer would then get permabanned from Soybooru and soyjak.forum for willingly choosing to return to the Chinny. Many people would think that he killed himself for some reason.

He has publicly posted about how much he wants to have sex with "shemmy lady", aka Liam, despite the fact that he has learned about her pedophilic nature. Initially, he seemed to dislike Liam after learning about it, but he later changed his mind for some reason. The thread would be moved to /tranny/, where the two would briefly e-kiss each other before the thread was locked.

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Jarpy era

Coalfarmer was a janny on the jarty.party and one of the first and most active users of the site until the revival of the Shemmy. Once the Shemmy was revived, The Jarpy instantly died as almost every user was a banned boorucuck or a bunkering shemmycuck. Coalfarmer would immediately flock to the Shemmy, quitting his role as janny and leaving the jannycord. Sempiel, the only actual former jakparty.soy user on jarty.party would immediately leave afterwards as well, him being the second most active poster after Coalfarmer. This effectively killed the site, taking it from roughly 200 PPD on a bad day to roughly 9 PPD. Coalfarmer would return a few times on occasion the most notable of which being when the Jchlog, the blog site for the Jarpy and hoster of Coalfarmer’s Jarpy Wiki, would mysteriously redirect to The Spinny after being sold by MoidDestroyer the alleged foodist called Jakker420 that Coalfarmer sold the wiki to before leaving. Coalfarmer would be informed of this happening from an email from TerrorByte who had only been active on the Jchlog at the time almost entirely quitting The Soysphere.

Shemmypooner/Liam would also ERP with him in the /korea/ board for a bit until it was revealed she was 23 years old which is half a decade older than Coalfarmer weirding him out. She was called immature for her age and made fun of, she now posts in a much less troonsloppy way making her harder to identify.

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  http://archive.today/bQa5s
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  A summary of soysphere happenings around this time.
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  http://archive.today/eFq3b
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  Spinny thread. The “Friends” mentioned are most likely the multiple booru namefags coalfarmer convinced to come to the chinny over discord.

Extortion allegations

After he downloaded Femquote porn on Rule 34 which turned out to be lolicon and shared it with gapejaks_top_guy, he was permanently banned from SECApedia. Due to being a massive attentionwhore, his talk page and e-mail privileges were completely revoked. Like the mentally shitskin faggot xe is, xe fled to an irrelevant shitcord server, where he lived out the rest of his gegbvll days. ‎On August 29, 2026, some kuzzyboil made a thread officially exposing Coalfarmer as a massive pedonigger who extorted a minor to use as his own facedox within the Soysphere. He used these fake photos to coerce other namefags into giving him sensitive info. He also set his cordpedo friends to harass said minor. ‎

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Blog Threads

He has had around 10 blog threads. Some are archived, some are not.

• soybooru
• soygem.party
• jarty.party
• gigacha.de
• chud.win