Namefag:Penisoider



Penisoider is a Soybooru clittyleaking gooner poopoo-peepee-man BBC connoisseur poised to kill Mustard and bring about the subsiding of Soybooru. Fueled by his hatred of the many evils of the soysphere, he dedicates himself 24/7 as a punished vessel of Admin ฯช, to the felling of Soybooru and the Mustardoccupation and Saltoccupation of the Boorucuckolds despite using it more actively than many of the malignant enemies of his obsession. Penisoider after finishing his shift at Ukraine FPV-Drone Factory #33146 spends an unrequited amount of time on the site complaining, crying and seething about SoyBooru and Soyjak Wiki issues that he personally sees issue with. Such issues may include: New features, jannies, baiters, BBC, literal whos, Creator porn, penises and many other varied subjects of valid discussion.
Biography
[edit | edit source]Penisoider is an incredible delusional sociopath who will run circles around his computer (presumably naked) as he calls you words like "Boorucuckold", "MAPsista", "Boorutrannie", all for the objective of upholding his constant notion of "everybody-who-disagrees-with-me = pedocuckold". He will do this to extreme extent, so much so that he will actually defend pedophiles[6] to BTFO 'boorucuckolds' like you.
It doesn't take long to figure out that the word 'cuck' is penisoiders favourite word. Anything and everything is a cuck in peni's view. Interestingly his constant use of this word has extended to his insults of the chinny; he calls it "cucked" (is he implying the chinny is rulecucked??? 
Penisoider also holds himself to a high penis-study standard. He is one of the few true BBC connoisseurs, different from the typical BBC gooner. He does not watch BBC porn to goon to it, no no no- Penisoider studies BLACKED porn[7] to analyse African penises and how the jews psyop the masses into thinking their penises are bigger[8]. Why do you think he's called Penisoider anyway?
History
[edit | edit source]Cum journey
[edit | edit source]Penisoider would join Soybooru after the release of Nuuru, during Quote administration. Penisoider would post on his blog with nofap topics like how keyed NEVER GOON is, and how he came 15 minutes ago. He would develop a script that would post a timestamp on his blog, one that would activate after he came sperm all over his desktop. This would allow users to reply to him exactly when he shot a rope, and Penisoider would reply with his sticky hands. You are not fucking ready for this next part.
THIS NIGGA FAPPED TO GIGGLY GOONCLOWN[9] AND XAVIER: RENEGADE ANGEL[10] 
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Penisoider jerking off to Giggly Goonclown
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HOLY PENISOIDERPILL
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Penisoider turbo-crywanking for an hour straight compilation โ๐ฟโ๐ฟโ๐ฟ
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Penisoider confessing what one of his faps was on a fateful day
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Penisoider... confessing another one of his faps on... another fateful day
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Penisoider... getting EPI'd by soyjaks
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Honestly fuck this shit site
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Penisoider got raped by his own turds ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ
Penisoider would repeatedly get into the cycle of orating about NEVER GOON rhetorics, then go offline for a half-hour and goon to XAVIER: RENEGADE ANGEL faps. God knows why he would want any of this information public, even more so- he would publicly APOLOGISE for cumming in his cum-notice note.
First ban
[edit | edit source]Penisoider would eventually get banned for helping Aryan_warrior develop a Soybooru react script to rape everyone's reaction score. At the time, botting of any kind was a permanent sitewide ban. Penisoider would eventually get this ban appealed however. A few weeks after this ban, Penisoider would dedicate himself to NEVER GOON by cutting down on his splooges. Despite this, he still frequently goons (and bots, which got his reaction permission revoked).[11]
Smuglet drama
[edit | edit source]Penisoider has soured since the end of Quote's administration. During the Smuglet fiasco, Penisoider would be an ardent hater of Smuglet. Penisoider would attribute the variant as pedophilic and be one of the main sources for booruleakage over the variant with one of his tosses[12] being a reference for many arguments against the variant's existence. He would grow a venomous distain for the leadership and resent the admins for their treatment of the platform.
Forum permaban
[edit | edit source]As of November 1, 2026 - he is currently permabanned from the forum for consistently spamming his recent slogan "SOYBOORU WILL SUBSIDE."
Snopes
- โ https://soybooru.com/forum/blog/thread/8918?page=7#p658993
- โ https://soybooru.com/forum/blog/thread/8918?page=10#p698325
- โ https://soybooru.com/forum/blog/thread/8918?page=14#p717109
- โ https://soybooru.com/forum/blog/thread/8918?page=17#p750259
- โ https://soybooru.com/forum/meta/thread/73477#p2725537
- โ https://soybooru.com/forum/meta/thread/73477#p2725549
- โ https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/73777?page=6#p2737443
- โ https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/66786
- โ https://soybooru.com/forum/blog/thread/8918?page=11#p700058
- โ https://soybooru.com/forum/blog/thread/8918?page=11#p704615
- โ https://soybooru.com/forum/meta/thread/72332?page=11#p2729633
- โ https://soybooru.com/post/view/250426










