Florida

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Florida known as the sunshine state is located mostly on a peninsula giving it the longest coastline in the united states. It is also the third most populous state most of them coming after the Florida land boom.

History

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Florida was first founded in 1513 by a guy named Juan Ponce de León, and setting up a colony called ST Augustine the oldest city in the united states founded by Europeans. It was later taken by the British in the 7 years war until 1810 when the Spanish took the state back, This lead to the republic of West Florida becoming independent only for 2 months. In 1822 the United states bought the territory from Spain until it became a state in 1945.

Growth

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For most of Florida's history it was known as a swampland filled with dangerous animals, until Henry Flager started building a railroad called "The Florida East Coast" south all the way to key west. This caused an explosion in population around the railroad especially around Miami. In the 1950s developers started building out west including new suburbs like Plantation and Disney world the biggest Disney theme park in Orlando. This caused more people to visit Florida making the entire state a tourist hotspot especially around winter.

Cubans

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South Florida has been known as a hotspot for Cubans and other Hispanic cultures most of them coming after Castro took over the Cuban government and made it communist. Massive waves of immigrants started coming over in the mid to late 60s to Miami due to it being close at less then 300 miles from Havana, once they ended up in Miami they usually went to the Miami freedom tower to gain citizenship causing an explosion in the Hispanic population all around the Miami metro area especially in an area called little Havana.

Notable cities and places

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This is a list of cities you should go to if you come to visit this state.

Miami

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Miami also called vice city is a city located in south Florida best known for its skyline, crypto bros, and only fans models. It is also host to the Little Havana area a section filled with Cuban immigrants from the 60s and even though its known for its beaches nearly none are located in Miami's city boarders instead they are all in (((Miami Beach))).

Fort Lauderdale

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Fort Lauderdale also known as the Venice of America is a coastal city beast known for its coastal beaches, boating culture, and the Florida Panthers, it is also known as a major spot for spring breakers usually collage students. Its like Miami but it doesn't have the nightlife making it a more calm version making it a better opinion if you want to lay back and relax.

Tampa

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Tampa is a city located on the west coast of Florida with coastal waters in the Gulf of America. Best known as the Miami of the Gulf.

Orlando

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Orlando also known as magic city is a city located in central Florida best known for Disney world and other theme parks being located in its metro area.

Florida Keys

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The most southern part of Florida and the United States in general, it is a group of small islands connected by roads. There are some gemmy islands like Islamorada where you can feed Tarpons and Big Pine Key where you can observe Key Deer. The brimmiest island in all of The Florida Keys is Key West, where you can see lots of faggots and drag queens walking around despite it having a huge Republican population. Key West is also like Horseshoe Theory incarnate since you can see a store having both pro faggot and pro Trump merch (even doe gay Trump supporters exist) while walking on Duval Street. There are also some feral roosters that wander around the streets or something.

Hollywood Reservation

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A Reservation in South Florida governed by the Seminoles, in there you can gamble with niggers in the Rockstar Casino, and pay for a stay in The Rockstar or Guitar Hotel.

West Palm Beach

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West Palm Beach is a city filled mainly with old farts that like golfing, it is most notable for having Mar Largo, the mansion TRVMP lives in.

The Everglades

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A National Park in Central/South Florida where you can see lots of Alligators and other diverse wildlife, unfortunately some of the Everglades is getting deforested for data centers.

Notable residents

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These people were rather born in Florida or lived there for a period of time.

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