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Talk:Cobblestone
>He has a romantic attraction to Hunky twink sex machine.
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>gooning to HTSM Cobblestone (talk) 23:06, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
^nobody does this --Apeson (talk) 07:22, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
I like cobblestone he's my best friend Coggy (talk) 07:17, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
maaaaaarge[edit source]
>cobblestone is actually cutebooru
>edited into the article by a single literal who with the htsm summary "CUTECOBBLE LOST" instead of cobble or cutebooru
i'm assuming that cobble contacted cutebooru to write his name on paper for bait because there's no way in fuck that cobble is a woman
- Goopz 02:19, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
- Eh fuck it it's probably bait but i'm playing along because it's funny
- - Goopz 02:38, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
Cobblestone (talk) 02:50, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
- So you're biologically foid? - Goopz 03:00, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
- Sad to say, yes Cobblestone (talk) 03:10, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
- k i'll use she/her pronouns from now on unless you want to go by he/him (and considering that you pulled off a male persona for years im assuming that you'd like that)
- misgendering is not cool or attractive

- - Goopz 03:15, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

>foid reveal
TITS OR GTFO
>wikicacas actually believe this W LARPS?
- well if it's not a larp then cobblestone will comply with ancient internet laws. if xe doesn't post tits then xe must gtfo and be forever known as a larper. also to prevent loopholing it needs to be in video form showing a timestamp and whatever computer cobblestone edits der 'ki from
nu 'toss[edit source]
>nigga who the fuck put that image on the pa-OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Perpetualchange (talk) 21:34, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
COBBLESTONE IS NOT A WOMAN[edit source]
THERE IS NO WAY A WOMAN DEDICATES SOO MUCH OF HER TIME EDITING A BALD MAN WITH GLASSES WIKI NOBODY CARES ABOUT--Skbiiditoilet03 (talk) 21:06, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
tsmt, and the hand pics are ai generated[citation needed] nusois are retards
- Blud has not been around actual women before. Cobblesisa is nothing compared to those.
- Cobblestone is Vlodson
COBBLESTONE IS FUCKING VLODSON IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING TRUE
>Same month
>Nobody likes them
>Both goon to female soyjaks
>Uploaded vlodson on booru account https://soybooru.com/post/view/159395
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Hello[edit source]
Cobble PLEASE wipe the history of edits on my userpage its a long story but i need you to do it PLEASE - Metaat
Jew from israel above me ^ - Metaat
fat foid user page crashes my device.
G6. (a) Edit warring is discouraged. (b) Editors who are the subject of a wiki article or section may not edit war on, or contest anything on, the page about them.[edit source]
saars you cant remove that yaoi quote from the neutral version since it's
1. a thing you actually said and did
2. G6 (b) violation
foidcacas....-- 我们之中 15:33, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
- ohnonononononono cobblecacacrackalackacoobaboobas not like this... 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 15:57, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
geg[edit source]
>tfw the sexualization got so bad you had to literally change your soysona back Enteryourusername (talk) 04:33, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
- Oh Shroomcux!
- That version is way better in my opinion, anyways Fenriris 🐺 17:32, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
- really shows how many jartycucks are in der 'sphere after its shutdown Shadilay (talk) 17:42, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
i like this page[edit source]
one of the nicest looking sources Gzard (talk) 15:52, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
cobbly fix my booru account[edit source]
it locked me out and i cant log back in
if this was done intentionally then FUCKKK YOU!!!!!!
also if its possible i'd like to get renamed to Sootwo there aswellSootwo (talk|contributions) 13:27, 9 May 2026 (UTC)
- i'll email you a new password. renames aren't a thing Cobblestone (talk) 13:52, 9 May 2026 (UTC)
- Take it to "User talk" page Gzard (talk) 13:53, 9 May 2026 (UTC)
- i didn't notice that this is not her userpage Sootwo (talk|contributions) 13:56, 9 May 2026 (UTC)
- Take it to "User talk" page Gzard (talk) 13:53, 9 May 2026 (UTC)
why is this page being targeted so much now?[edit source]
why? Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 14:39, 15 June 2026 (UTC)
- cobblestone made a controversial decision to approve a soyjak that had both a common self inserting variant (Mexiaryan) and the pedo flag, on the grounds that it had a non-pedophilic splinter themed award that you probably wouldn't notice on first look unless told about it, which caused a riot on /soy/. normally this wouldn't be that notable since soysphere admins do retarded shit every few weeks on average but this time there was a bunch of nusois brapping up the main article because they're too impulsive to spend 3 seconds to go to the detractor perspective page. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 16:54, 15 June 2026 (UTC)
FirstNigger stop reverting everything[edit source]
The page is obviously a detractor's view, leave the hanging 'jak Synonymous (talk) 15:55, 15 June 2026 (UTC)
- You know what, fine I'll just leave it Synonymous (talk) 15:55, 15 June 2026 (UTC)
- this is obviously the detractor's view, not this page Rover (talk) 15:56, 15 June 2026 (UTC)
- how about we just add xer selfinsert and the hanging 'jak? Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 15:57, 15 June 2026 (UTC)
- No it isn't nigger. It is supposed to be an netural view. In what planet does it ever say its an detractors view? In fact, we have already an seperate page for that exact thing. Which you can find here: Cobblestone (detractor perspective). Go edit that one instead Fenriris 🐺 16:36, 15 June 2026 (UTC)
i hate these useless nigger wars[edit source]
i thought the sixth soysurgency fizzled out already, good job on protecting it fenriris. AwardedAccountAward (talk) 16:31, 15 June 2026 (UTC)
- 👍 — Preceding unsigned comment added by Fenriris (talk • contribs)
- And so there is going to be more Obsessed Faggots that will try to vandalize, or, input more negative information into the page, it should stay protected until all the Drama is over ~ FirstBlack
- the detractor perspective exists for a reason, nusois. AwardedAccountAward (talk) 16:37, 15 June 2026 (UTC)
- Ill change it to 3 days then. Think it will all blow over by then. Ill keep an eye out too even when it expires Fenriris 🐺 16:38, 15 June 2026 (UTC)
i fucking new it that nigger oh my fucking god i was right