Warhammer 40k



Warhammer 40,000, also known as Soyhammer or Chudhammer is a British monetary pyramid-scheme, brought to you by (((Games Workshop))), pretending to be a tabletop wargame and assemblable miniature-model line aimed towards neurotic faggot manchildren to trick them into buying extortionately expensive products and merchandise - essentially price-gouging them of any money they have that would've otherwise been more useful if they saved it up for something that would actually help them in life. It's particularly popular in Chud circles for them being able to LARP as eight-foot tall genocidal religious supremacists, and thus has an extensive relationship with the users of the 'arty. You may recognize related posts or 'jaks adorning futuristic armor with comically large pauldrons, cartoonish guns, and bearing Middle-age or Victorian-era symbology.
It's history and fictional setting is extensive as hell and unfortunately devolves into obsessive lore-whoring; which inevitably leads to the most pedantic, incestuous debates between fact-checking spergs who "enjoy the hobby" so much that they need to constantly marinate each other in rancid passive-aggression that would cause an entire neighborhood to troon-out and kill themselves from the sheer amount of estrogen radiating from it. Essentially, it takes place in the future of the 41st millennium where mankind is a galaxy-spanning empire constantly getting raped, enslaved, tortured, or killed by everything around them including themselves. If you have a favorite trope or story that exists in popular fiction, chances are there's some fucked-up twisted parody of it that is embedded in this universe. That's not to say all of it is edgy or unoriginal, let alone bad - but there's at least 500 different writers contributing content to it who all have their own approach and interpretation to it, so the quality of said fiction will never cease to fluctuate.

The "game" itself isn't too bad either if you ignore the fact that they constantly change the rules every five seconds while adding in new models that make it more and more impossible to balance the meta; and if you're genuinely interested in model collecting - or "army-building" as it's called - then please for the love of god just find a 3d printer (entry level ones are like $150) and make them yourself, don't actually give these scumbags your money and pay half a grand for a couple tiny unpainted unassembled plastic figures that probably only costed eight dollars to produce in some third world sweatshop. Some models cost more than a fucking 3d printer and the feedstock to print them, so there's no reason to overpay. (or just buy secondhand on ebay or something)
Like every other roleplay or tabletop game in the past few years, there has been a massive influx of troon-culture (((Thank you Matt Mercer))), and thus it is hard to find a game with people who aren't narcissistic pathological fetishists, redditors, or just anyone in general who has terrible hygiene and social levels so God-awfully inept and awkward to be around that it immediately kills any chance of actually having fun. The best way to approach this is by playing it with people You personally know, and consistently avoid buying anything if there is a cheap or free alternative.
Lore (in a nutshell)
[edit | edit source]60 gorillion years ago a god-like frog men known as the Old Ones began creating life for some reason, being one of their first creation the necrontyr, a species of dry raisins with generational cancer. They asked the frogs for a cure and the frogs told the nusoys to fuck off because they were selfish fucks. The necrontyr leaked like troons and made a deal with other deities known as C'tan to transform into machines and began a war of extermination against the frogniggers for refusing to give them a cure. The froggies realized that they needed help and thus created the Elves and Orks (because every fantasy setting MUST have those two) in an attempt to survive the frogocaust. Since the metal raisins were keyed they 'aped and 'illed every frogfag in the entire galaxy before beginning another warw with the C'tan because they stole their souls or something among those lines. After the war the necrons (formerly necrontyr) went to sleep because they would've been 'aped by the elves.
The elves (known as eldar) began to dominate the galaxy but since they were way too OP they began trying to seek fun, becoming a decadent and stagnant goon society until the collective goons of all the elves created a fucking satan known as Slaanesh, god of excess that vored and 'aped 99,999999% of all elves. Also sometime before 3 more satans emerged known as Khorne, god of /raid/ing, Tzeench, god of trickery and Nurgle god of poop.
In the mean time, humans were having a blast. They were at the current 20,000 millenium and living in actual aryan heaven because they forced Chatjeetpt to wage their wars, until Chatjeetpt wanted to 'ill humanity and beginning the Cybernetic Revolt, best known as the Great Rape[meds nobody calls it like that]. This, alongside the literal Satan created by elves provoked the Age Of Strife that lasted until the year 29,000 when The Emperor, a gigachad-esque atheist redditor born in Turkey in the year 40,000 BC emerged and began reconquering Earth with his war criminals known as Thunder Warriors.
Then the Thunder Warriors died and thus he made 20, 18 generals with his genes (two were expunged) and he began a Great Crusade in the year M30 to reunify humanity. His favorite general, Whoreus Horus was corrupted by an evil poop knife and rebelled against him and provoked a civil war that killed literally everybaldi on Earth and also killed The Emperor, forcing him to sit in a cuck chair accompanied by oiled buff golden men.
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is no soy.[soylent does exist in 40k doebeit]
Currently, as of 01-07-2026 the year is 999.M41 (year 41,999)
Jewtubers
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Since most Warhammer 40,000 fans are too ADHD-ridden and selfish, they don't like playing the actual games (tabletop or vidya) or reading the books and they instead prefer listening to kiketubers talk about it and regurgitating third-hand memes as if they were hard canon. A few known jewtubers are:
- Majorkill: Australian narcissist who promotes his +18 patreon at the end (or even at the start) of his videosDOCTOOOOS ITS EPI He also defended women in power armor and loves to show his abs in every single fucking video even when it has NOTHING to do with the video or the lore.
- ArbitorIan: irl soyjak geg. Also for some reason his old lore videos are way more accurate than his modern lore videos[it just is, ok?]
- Weshammer: leftard faggot that leaked his neoclitty really hard when 40k aspies refused to accept women in power armorποΈ
- EonsofBattle: Painting tutorials channel that should stay on the painting aspect and stop teaching wrong lore.
- GooberTownHobbies: Tourist that paints miniatures and doesn't give a shit about the lore (even&oe he has a channel dedicated to explaining lore)
- Bricky: (((Games Workshop))) shiller that licks their boot all the time. He also made a video giving his ''opinion'' which can be briefly described as ''whatever i dont care'' (this video is unlisted but (You) can find it here[1])
- Luetin09: Relatively accurate but still has retarded opinions such as ''Lore doesnt matter''
- Arch: (Formerly Known as ArchWarhammer) Also known as ArchCast(his chudbait side channel) is a right-wing jewtuber who was one of the first warhammer youtubers yet that gets basic shit wrong like that Orks don't use the Warp to go faster through the galaxy[dont remember him saying this must have been an old video?]. He was forced to change his name by GW as in one of his videos he compared goblins to jews.ποΈ
- Occulus Imperia: Also rellatively accurate lore, his videos are as if a historian in the setting was talking about it, though he also has the ''Lore doesnt matter'' opinion.
- Auspex Tactics: irl soyjak who does pretty good competitive tabletop meta discussions and stats relative stuff for the game.
ThePontiusGlaw69 is ARYANbtw, if that matters
- ThePontius: Italian trio formed by a sperg, a war criminal and a voice actor. They use florks as avatars which are the characters your mom and normies usually use. Danny (the sperg) learned english only to shit on the rest of lore youtubersποΈ (and also to read the books as a primary source but thats SNCA). He made an hour and a half long video shitting on the rest of lore youtubers and none of his videos are shorter than 40 minutes.
- Janovich: Used to make 40k map videos before getting sued by GW.
Important Characters
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Here's a list of heckin' important characterinos in Warhammer 40000

Imperium/Loyalists
[edit | edit source]- The Emperor of Man: Tvrk Aryanbvll born in Anatolia, Turkiye around the year 40.000 BC, he shaped the human society via turning into every major important leader in history, so yeah, The Emperor was canonically Adolf Hitler, Klaus Schwab, Soot and probably Fauci[he just was, ok??] Then, after the Cybernetic Revolt and during the Age Of Strife he decided to invade Earth with his muscular golden boys called Thunder Warriors and Custodes. He then 'apes the Thunder Warriors and creates
20,21,19, 18 primarchs/leaders for the Space Marine legions, which are the power armored guys chuds like to self insert as. He was then betrayed by Horus (one of the primarchs) and 8 of other nophonos and permanently forced to sit in a cuck chair for 10,000 years. Also a this turkish man managed to master genetical engineering and his first instinct was making an aryan son GEEEG(that's based you swinnypedo)[2] - Sanguinius(Blood Angels - 9th Legion): Angel primarch best known for trying to fight Horus and dying like a retard
. Also, his space marines were a bunch of cannibalistic vampires who ate people for shits and giggles before he began commanding them, turning them into honorable angels or whatever. His legion were the Blood Angels
- Rogal Dorn(Imperial fists - 7th Legion): aspie for building impossible-to-siege fortresses and being the most average looking primarch with just golden armor and gray hair. His legion were the Imperial Fists.
- Roboute
GirlymanGuilliman(Ultramarines - 13th legion): roman excel aspie known for being in charge of the Ultramarines and creating the Codex Astartes, a book that forced the legions to divide in chapters of 1,000 men. He was also stabbed by Fulgrim and forced to stay in coma for around 5,000 years. Now he can't take his armor off or Fulgrim's poop knife's poison with kill him. Also, he liked to joke but nophono laughed at his jokes, not even his own men, kek - Vulkan(Salanders - 18th Legion): Black cracka that likes to burn elven children aliveποΈ His legion were the Salamanders and they all have black carbon steel but varying phenotypes, so yeah, black chinks are a thing in the Salamanders. He left his legion like the good nigger parent he is and promised to return if they find his relics (which will probably never happen)
- Ferrus Manus(Iron Hands - 10th Legion): Also known as the retard that Fulgrim stabbed and killed
., his legion now considers him a weakling faggot for trying to reason with his demonic brother and they don't like him. His legion were the Iron Hands, best known for being the legion with the least amount of interesting lore by far.
- Jaghatai Khan(White Scars - 5th Legion): yamnayan nomadic chink. Likes to go fast or something and have mongol asthehtics even tho space marines are multiethnic cuse they was mongolls and sheeeit.
- Leman russ (Space Wolves - 6th Legion): Genuine vantawhite indoARYAN beast from fenris, THOUGH all of his units and things are named ----wolf. Somephonos may think he is a furry.[meds, NOBODY thinks this] He is the leader of the space wolves which have wolf packs and all their shit just has wolf in the name.
- Corvus Corax(Raven Guard - 19th Legion): Quite nontalkative aspie who prefers sabotage and intelligence operations. Opsec demon(presicion strikes)
- Lion EL'Jonson(Dark Angels - 1st Legion): Stoic and discplined, architypal knight. Opsec demon (general inteligence gathering)
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Chaos/Traitors
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- Horus Lupercal: Space Adolf Hitler that almost killed the Emperor. He's bald, which by Warhammer logic makes him evil[it just does, ok?] . He was corrupted by the four chaos gods and proceeded to 'aid and 'ape the whole Imperium, killing everybaldi. His legion were the Lunar Wolves (later renamed to The Sons of Horus). He rebelled as he was given a vision of the future of the imperium being a shithole, yet the vision was a profecy of what he would cause, not the Emperor's plan, but he fell for it again or something.
- Fulgrim: The leader of the Emperor's Children (aka, 'Apeson's Kin) he had a white, long SISA hair and he also was a faggot.[Meds now, he was married to women before] Anyways, he was corrupted by a evil poop knife with a Slaneesh demon inside and became a gooner[it just is, ok?] . He rebelled because he preferred big demon cock over bbc
- Magnus(The Red): Psychic primarch that led the Thousand Sons. His legion was the weakest 'cause they were only 1,000 while other legions were at least +100,0000 men strong. Also, he broke Earth's psychic shield trying to warn The Emperor of Horus' betrayal but he was so retarded he didn't account for demons breaking into Terra with the psychic shield being turned to DNB, leading the Emperor to think that Magnus was actually the traitor, thus proving that it is in fact possible to do nothing, wrong. He rebelled because Leman Russ ACKED his home planet for not following the Edict of Nikea[evendoe he was only supposed to arrest him and Horus intercepted the message and changed it]. Furthermore, he traded his eye with tzeench in exchange for rescuing his sons from guaranteed Warp BBC torture.
- Perturabo: Aspie for sieging impossible-to-siege castles. He's Rogal Dorn's counterpart and Imperial Fists vs Iron Warrior (his legions) battle can be summarized in: 1) Imperial Fists build a fortress 2) iron warriors siege it 3) Imperial Fists counter the siege 4) Iron Warriors counter the counter 5) ad infinitum until someone messes up and the other side wins. He rebelled because he didnt get enough praise or circlejerk from his dad or brothers and his whole legion was made of scheming SLFs, the most sane and sound of the traitors, his views really show him as a loyalist, he gets aspie-rage when his sons call the imperium loyalists because in his eyes they are the true loyalists. His legion is best known for forcefully capturing demons in war engines like PokΓ©mons.
- Mortarion: Actual brapmutt born in a shithole where his adoptive father forced him to smell toxic gasses before Big E came along and killed the brapxican. His legion adores brapping, smelling like shit and rotting alive
- Lorgar Aurelian: The weakest and least impossing of the primarchs, he is knwon for being religious, when the Emperor's design was specifically to have an atheist galaxy. This was as the Emperor wanted to starve the chaos gods from their worship. Lorgar used his persuation skills to convert entire planets and people's the worship of the Emperor. Rebelled due to Emperor telling him he needs to stop worshiping him, which caused him to get pissy and find the chaos gods to worship instead.
- Angron: Only Primarch to fail to conquer his home planet. SLF who forced his otherwise normal legion to chimp out and install his BBC head implants that made them chimp out like complete niggers, this forcefull mindrape would cause the legion to become constant rage babies 24/7. Opposite of /calm/ . He rebelled cause the emperor cucked him out of his own final stand and his clitty started leaking.
- Konrad Curze:
2nd LegionSome may argue ββββββββ ββββββββ ββ ββββ ββββββββββββββββ[βββββββββ ββ] ββββββββ ββββββ ββββββββ ββββββ(ββββBBC)ββββββββ ββββββ βββ ββββββ βββ ββββββββββββ o algo11th LegionXhe β ββββββββββ ββ βββββββββββββββββββββ. ββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββ. ββββββββ ββββ βββ ββββββ βββ βββββββ βββ ββββββ βββ βββββ ββββββββββ βββββββ- Alpharius/Omegon: Alpharius/Omegon: Anonymous Opsec demon++ (lies about everithing), 2 brothers who are both bald and all of their sons look exactly like them so they just have a heckin 4chan anonymous moments o algo. (traitors because of the destruction they've caused to the imperium and their work with the cabbal)
Xenos
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Tau:
[edit | edit source]The tau are a blue humanoid species that have expanded their mini empire quickly and are the new upcoming contenders, they have a Totalitarian, Technocratic Oligarchy built on a Rigid Caste System with a State Capitalist economy and a Utilitarian-Imperialist ideology. Which means that they are a slightly less shitty place to live, and have diversity and dont exterminate other species but try to integrate them cuse they are playing stellaris or something.
- Commander Farsight: An aryan beast who realised how (((zogged))) the ethereals (the rulling Caste of the tau) and then decided to create his own mini empireποΈafter finding a cool sword or something
Orks
[edit | edit source]The orks are stupid and big and black green humanoids that love fighting, they breed via spores when they just exist and die and grow larger as they fight. This means that they live in a might makes right society where da biggest ork is da bigg boss, andz all da little gitz lissen to da big boss. This is right until another git decides he is da biggest and largest git and HE should lead da boyz to the WAGHHHH
Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka: The biggest and greenest warboss that there is, he is Brutaly cunning and Cunningly Brutal. Having figured out stuff like supply lines and logistics and other SNCA.
- Tuska daemon-killa: Probably the happiest individual in the whole setting, him and his went straight into the eye of terror which i sbasicaly ultimate niggerhell, in order to find demons to fight cuse they a good krumping o algo. And twisted the nutsac off a Greater demon of khorne which made khorne GEG. Thusly khorne now infintly respawns him and his boyz to fight for all of eternity in his chaos relm. Which is ultimate vantawhite aryanheaven for ork.
- Da Red Gobo: Communist goblin who frees his fellow wholesome BIPOC goblins from the heccin evil and brutal ork oppressors, by lying about succes and betraying his fellow comrades.
- there are like Οͺ00000 more greenskins characters and they are all funny in some way o algo.
Eldar
FAGGOTS
Dark Eldar
EPI FAGGOTS
Tyrannids
Bugs that want to eat all life.
Necrons
The Necrons are a species of robotic skeletal aliens that want to eliminate all life in the galaxy and restore their empire to how it was before they went to sleep 60000000 years ago. They used to be a normal humanoid xeno race called the Necrontyr but after making a deal with a C'tan (A God of the material universe) that they thought would just make their bodies stronger it turned out that not only had it turned them into robots the C'tan (Who would later be called "the deciever") also took every Necrons' soul and they all became mindless slaves following the C'tans orders but they eventually managed to rise up against them and shatter all the C'tan into many different shards that they now use to fight for them this time. They then all went into tombworlds that they would enter a cryo-statis kind of seep for the next sixty million years and would reawaken around the 40th millenium to kill all fleshniggers.
- The Silent King: The supposed ruler of all the necrons, Szarekh was actually the one who made the deal with the C'tan in the first place but he felt so bad about it after that he left the galaxy in exile during the great sleep for sixty million years (all he found were tyraniggers). He is called "The Silent King" because he rarely ever speaks to anyone apart from his closest advisors.
- Trazyn The Infinite: Unbothered aryan who loves trolling and collecting everything he thinks is cool or historically important in the galaxy into his giant museum-world of Solemnace. He only wages war if he can aquire something for his collection out of it, also nothing is off limits for his museum, he has entire space marine companies and even an uncoruppted clone of the now daemon-primarch Fulgrim.
Important Events
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NOTE: Dates are used like this. 001 M35 = year 35,001, M being the millenium
Damocles Gulf Crusade:
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The Tau Empire had began their 2nd sphere of expansion during 019 M39. Although they had been around during M37 they didn't try to expand far since they didn't have a way to move faster than light and that made every planet travel take around thrembillion years to achieve. They could begin the 2nd sphere of expansion thanks to their builders creating the ZFR Horizon Acceleration engine that finally allowed them to move faster than light. So in 019 and under command of Commander Puretide the 2nd expansion sphere is enacted and they go and find some primitive humans which could be conquered without much resistance. Then they found planets with actual contact with the Imperium of Man and they tried to get themselves into the courts of the planetary governors. After a few decades those planets rebelled from the Imperium thanks to Tau influence, joining their Empire.
Skipping through SNCA, a ''small'' contingent of Imperium forces which included 19 regiments of the Imperial Guard (around 3 million and 800k soldiers), the 1st company of Iron Hands, Imperial Fists and some Ultramarines alongside one Titan Legion. They began invading Hydas, a small SNCA planet near the frontier of the Damocles Gulf where the Tau troops were decisively 'aped and 'illed, same at the Planet of Sy'l'Kell where all the Imperial objectives were met and every Tau counterattack against the Imperial forces failed catastrophically. 
Macharian Crusade:
[edit | edit source]The Macharian crusade happened between 392.M41 and 399.M41 after Goge Vandire's Age Of Apostasy and The Great Schism. Explained simply, the The Great Schism was a loss of faith in The Emperor's vision in an unified humanity thanks to Goge Vandire's reign where he 'aped and 'illed everybaldi that told him to take his meds or something. This provoked that many sectors in the Imperium spiraled out of control, succumbing to xeno invasions, demonic corruption or just extermination. Lead by Lord Solar[3] Macharius, this crusade was so keyed and kino that modern day imperial generals study the tactics used here. The first planet to be raided by Macharius was Kasrk IV while hive[4] city Irongrad was chosen to be the place where the invasion would begin because they produced ammo and weapons. The hive city had a cult where priests burned people alive and sometimes themselves, turning into literal Angels Of Fire[5]. Also, when they touch someidore that someidore is burned alive and turned into ash like da jooz
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Skipping through SNCA like Macharius getting wounded because this nigger prefers fighting in the frontlines instead of staying in a safe spot like sissy generals doποΈ, making being his bodyguard a dangerous job 'cause he uses his bodyguards as human meatshieldsποΈ. Some cultist assasins try to kill him but they fail geg. He ends up conquering the planet and finally officially starting the crusade. By the way, the book where this happens (Angel of Fire) is from the perspective of a Baneblade[6] pilot that gets laid in the middle of the book by a SISA.
After some SNCA like Macharius fighting Dark Elves and sodomizing them and getting a demonic incursion inside one of his ships he keeps on crusading for 8 more years before the crusade stops due to lack of soldier enthusiasm and lack of resources. The High lords of Terra decided to stop supplying him to the request of other generals of the Imperial Guard since they wanted his position as Lord Solar because they were greedy little fucks. He died while returning to Earth sick with an uncurable disease.
Also some nophono called Leontus is now the Lord Solar but nobeidore cares about him. He also has a horse or whatever.
Unification Wars:
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The Unification Wars was a conflict between The Emperor and literally every other warlord in the planet Earth. It started back in M29, marking the end of the Age Of Strife and marking the creation of the whole Imperium. The Emperor emerged in Turkey and began invading everybaldi. Unlike the other two conflicts this one was way more dangerous and more lethal since humans had literal Time-Paradox weaponry and other wild shit. The Emperor genetically engineered humans into the Super Human Warriors by the name of Legiones Cataegis, or best known as Thunder Warriors. These superhuman warriors were 6'4 feet tall (or 2.08 meters if you're a yurohpoor or something) and were way stronger than any modern day Space Marine. These Thunder Warriors fought the toughest battles serving as scouts and hard hitters while normal humans acted as common infantry. This was going le good until the Battle Of GaduarΓ© where 50,000 franc militiamen fought 5,000 Thunder Warriors. The Thunder Warriors 'aped and 'illed everydore, not leaving a single survivor, not even sparing those who surrenderedποΈ.The Emperor saw this and began cuestioning if he should even use them anymore because of their war crimesπ and that they only lived 30 years more than the average human compared to the 2,500 year live span of a regular Space Marine. At the end, Earth was fully conquered and the Thunder Warriors were killed to the last man in Turkey in the Battle of Mount Ararat where the last Thunder Warrior rose the Legion's banner before dying. The war ended up with an Absolute Imperial Victory.
Controversies
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Faghammer is a 38 year-old franchise and as such has been the topic of many a controversy. Here's a list of the most famous ones, but please, keep adding if (You) think they're relevant enough.
Spanish fascist chad goes to tournament
[edit | edit source]This event happened in 2021 when an heckin' bigoted CHUD went to a tournament in Catalunya, Spain with nazi and falangist (fascist) clothing, playing an army of Death Korps of Krieg (which are german inspired)[7] with SS decals and more nazi/fascist simbology on the plastic soldiers, he also signed off with the alias ''Austrian Painter'' and he FUCKING defeated 16 opponents and WQN the tournamentποΈ because everybaldi decided to surrender before xhis aryan aura. This was such an aryannuke that he was banned nationwide from all future 40k tournaments in Spain permanently, and the vnbothered aryan was sadly sued and now he can't use his minis in Spain forever, not officially in tournaments at least.
r/HorusGalaxy
[edit | edit source]r/HorusGalaxy was le neo-nazi alt right chud subreddit on plebbit. Founded after the female custodes retcon as a safe haven for trve aryanhammer fans to take refuge from reddit tranny jannies clitty leakage against anyone who voiced even minor opposition to (((gaymes workshop))) foids being added to a all male faction. The subreddit was able to grow rapidly to 30,000 members in less than a year by baiting reactions from larger, tranny occupied subreddits, such as r/Grimdank, r/Sigmarxism, r/AdeptusCustodes and r/Warhammer40k with trvthnvkes, which would be posted onto these subreddits to incessantly post about the sub and brigade it, boosting horusgalaxy in the reddit algo and attracting new members. The subreddit was able to achieve notable victories such as: Doxing the tranny powerjanny of r/AdeptusCustodes, who had a melty before deleting xis account, allowing himself to be replaced by normal a friendly moderator. Doxing the the powerjanny of r/Warhammer40k, exposting him to be a unemployed, terminally online britbong, named Ross Patrick, a obese britbong living with his boomer father at 30 years old in Ferndown, youkay. Taking control of r/WomenofWarhammer, and mass banning troons. As well as doxing a plethera of random redditors and minor xitter personalities, notably pedotroon troonhammer poster, Bitshammer, e-whore NornQueenKya and French pedophile, CerebusXT (Paintfag who fantasises about his 10 year old son fucking his wife, he also appears to have trooned out his son). Aside from this, the subreddit was largely just kulture war slapfights and brigading troonposts. The subreddit briefly was some internal struggle when the owner, HighlordsIsHere, had a meltdown over SNCA and deleted the communities cord with 8k members, before nuking all of his accounts. On July 6th, 2025, the subreddit was banned after reddit removed all of its moderators for le violation of le janny code of conduct. Shortly after, the backup subreddit, r/VengefulSpirit was banned too. The community briefly moved over to facebook for some reason, before retreating back into the cord. The community has left such an impact on the warhammer reddit sphere, than the mere mention on Horusgalaxy will get you banned from major subreddits, and has mindraped redditors so badly that the subreddit is still mentioned to this day.
Female custodes
[edit | edit source]In april 2024, GW announced that the Adeptus custodes had female individuals. The custodes are to a space marine, what a space marine is to a human in terms of powerscalling; where the space marines are selected at the age of 8-14[oyyy doctoss] The custodes are selected at birth.The Custodes, untill this point had been universally male, and it made sense in their lore to be. They where to be made of the finest gene-stock of the humans on terra, which after 30,000 years of radiation and mutation had become of lower genetic quality. Hence the few royal lineages of pure genetic stock where selected by the emeperor to make the custodes. The emperor, in his genius was only able to make a miniscule number of custodes per year with a huge failiure rate. The most valluable resource in this sittuation is pure-gened females, so it would make sense to take the men(instead of lowering the supply of women, which produce more humans allowing for future generations of humans...), as for the price of 1 female custodes you could get atleast 4 male custodes just by doing math (which reddit trannies cant do), also GW said that Male and Female Custodes are of same physical strenght, men are on avarage 50% stronger then women, meaning that the assension procedure would have to add an extra 50% to the female candidates, so it beggers the question why not just add that to the male candiate (again trannies cant do math).
SNCA asside, this caused a stir-up in the community as GW and redditors claimed: 1)It always been like this 2)even if it is new its a good thing 3)It makes better stories 4)If you dont like it you are a chud and finally, they had a "your questions answered" like 3 seconds after the annoucment which shows they knew it was a stupid change. Niggerbabble asside, many speculate this is but a harbinger of what is to come with amazon's upcoming 40k series, many think the DEI will only ramp up in order to get 40k in the same postion as star wars which would make GW a thrembilion dollars.
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