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Venezuela

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GEEEEEEEEG THEIR LEADER HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

Their flag is a great toilet paper alternative

Venezuela, also referred to as Vaginazuela[meds, no one says that] is a country located in the north of South America. It is a poor shithole that with high crime rates and political instability, makes even other South American countries look better in comparison.

About them[edit | edit source]

Venezuelans are all brown mutts.[1][2] The majority of Venezuelans are the result of a mixture of Europeans, Africans and Amerindians.

Their country has one of the highest homicide rates in the world, you are safer wearing a louis vuitton sweatshirt and the most expensive rolex in the middle of the most dingiest alleyway in chiraq at 2am than you are in Caracas, Venezula.

8 million Venecos have fled the country to shit up others, their retarded parents usually ditch their children when doing so, leaving them to get kidnapped, raped or killed[3] In fact the kidnapping is so bad over there that 80% of them go unreported[4]

Venezuela has the cheapest oil and gasoline in the world but Venecos can't profit from it due to being retarded enough to elect a socialist president 30 years ago

(But don't fret as orange hitler will be making the most of this opportunity, and not because he's a hecking imperialist).

Also their leader got captured GEEEEEEEEEEG, they also made him wear nike tech

Pedophilia[edit | edit source]

Pedophilia is extremely common and it got to the point where a campaign was made there called "Pedophilia is a crime" In the first ten months of 2022, the Venezuelan Public Prosecutor’s Office recorded 1,024 reports of child sexual violence.[5] Pedazuelans are complete diddyblvds, so if you see one then make sure you inform Chris Hansen and assist them in their suicide.

Relation to the Soysphere[edit | edit source]

Venezuela in relation to soyjaks is often associated for being the nationality of the ESL FNF Pedo. 'ki editor GapeNewell is from here btw, if that matters.

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