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Will the old grading/mineral rating system ever come back?

Also will any templates get overwritten by their SECApedia counterparts? Some of them looked nicer tbh TeeNDee (talk)

>Will the old grading/mineral rating system ever come back?

I want this but it's very controversial. So probably never, and if yes then not for a while.

>Also will any templates get overwritten by their SECApedia counterparts? Some of them looked nicer tbh

Working on it. Soyoyuki (talk) 19:42, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Removing the grading system has significantly reduced edit wars and improved page neutrality. I don't think it should be brought back. –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:44, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

On SECApedia my solution was to only put topic ratings on pages where the opinion is unanimous or extremely popular. Soyoyuki (talk) 19:47, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I like them because they're SOVLFVL, i don't think they add much to a page itself, but when you boil everything down to formalityfagging then the entire concept of a "Soyjak Wiki" is retarded and we should SHUDDIT ALL DOWN! or something Soyoyuki (talk) 19:49, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I get you, but there's not much to lose from removing them in compromise for ending all retarded edit wars. –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:49, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I think we should keep Gradingboxes because saying something is mostly regarded as its rating is more objective than saying something is its rating. If we switch back to the old grading system we should keep the rules from Gradingboxes (no edit warring, must have a reception section). And we also shouldn't have a million different ratings like "vantagray iron from the lukewarm surface of mulattopurgatorium" or "extremely unstable singularity formed in a black hole that dooms the entire soyverse." Just gemerald, gem, ruby, iron, dust, coal, and brimstone like with Gradingboxes. Maybe also a few janny-locked ratings for extremes like "antimatter" or "gem that saved the party." Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 20:21, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I like the 5109234809128301283 niggerillion niche ratings thoughie. Soyoyuki (talk) 20:37, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I'd recommend holding a vote with the rest of the Tetrarchy regarding what to do about the grading system then. On a somewhat similar note, I wouldn't mind allowing custom ratings in Gradingboxes if there's also a rule saying they can only be used as part of a page's gimmick. Like the box on the HTSM page could say "fuggen jerdee" for example. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 20:44, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

>I'd recommend holding a vote with the rest of the Tetrarchy regarding what to do about the grading system then

eeehhhhh i can probably guess what they'd all say. Soyoyuki (talk) 20:59, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I support the idea of limiting custom ratings to gimmick pages (though for categorization they should have the closest standard rating applicable). I disagree with the janny-locked ratings because I feel their criteria would be too objective to really fit into the gradingbox system.

1. If something is really bad enough to be considered antimatter there's probably enough objectively bad things about it to not really count as a subjective grading like the other gradingboxes, plus if something genuinely warrants it then individual/hivemind opinions on the subject aren't necessary/pertinent to the article anymore.

2. Likewise, "gem that saved the party" would be too objective to count as a grading either, because by definition a gem that saved the party is something that measurably brought significant positive activity to the sharty, or did something to keep it alive. It'll already be prevented from just being a hyperbolic version of Gemerald by the suggestion to lock its addition to jannies only.

I think it'll be fine with just 7 gradings total (iron for neutral topics, ruby/gem/gemerald for liked topics, and dust/coal/brimstone for disliked topics) GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 22:50, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Cant fucking save images from the wiki on mobile browser

Im using the google app and if i try to save image to my gallery, it just says saving failed. Plz fix this.

were you in the wiki when you attempted to download the image or were you in google images? if the former, it's a device issue. if the latter, google images is a stupid nigger; this is a known issue. Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 21:19, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

im no intellectual so take this with a grain of salt Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 21:20, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

This happens to me too, but not just on the 'ki, on other wikis too Groot (User page) (talk) 06:15, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Origin of shirtjak

I think I found the original reference of the most famous "shirt jack"

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1AikqMqug1/

It's brentalfloss.

Even tho it's this one G-Man (talk) 22:29, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Nope .... Chuck testa

Add Soyjak Wiki:Template and other useful lists for editors to the Soyjak Wiki:Guides and Policies page's Lists section

title GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 22:54, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Here is my rules mockup --> User:Soyoyuki/RulesMockup

I'll write some things out here:

• I took inspiration from the Sharty's ruleset, aswell as SECApedia's, when it comes to the (C) rules and some of the (G) rules.
• I removed any and all use-case examples and duration examples, since even though it was probably written with a good heart, all it does is tell people: >HEY, YOU CAN DO THIS AND THIS AND ONLY GET A 1 DAY BAN! It's not like joons cross-reference it for bans anyway. This also helped remove a bunch of WORDSWORDSWORDS, and with how much people don't want to read the rules of any site, and especially a soysphere one, it's best to keep rules as short as possible.
• I also changed the formatting to be less weird.

I'm not exactly sure about the community rules THOUGHIE. Thoughts? @Gem @Statis @G-Man Soyoyuki (talk) 23:04, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

@Administrat0r dnb read this aswell Soyoyuki (talk) 23:06, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Eh, the current ruleset is more well-written. I would rather adjust it a bit than re-write it from scratch. I'm also not a fan of writing which communities are OK in the ruleset, it should be a specialized policy instead. –Gem 💎 (talk) 23:13, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Could you rate the rules themselves though? Someone can add all of the examples and durations in a subpage later. Soyoyuki (talk) 23:49, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I'll remove the list of communities. Soyoyuki (talk) 23:22, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

Actually, it may make sense to remove the duration examples from rules page, and move it elsewhere for jannies to reference it. –Gem 💎 (talk) 23:17, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

>G5 With G4.1 G4.2 >edit warring deleted >G-10 and M-2 are the same thing >users who are underage may be banned

Rickert (talk) 23:59, 17 August 2026 (UTC)

I removed G-10 and fixed G5 kek. as for the others you misread G-8.1 and edit warring falls under G-6. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:03, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

I'll give some constructive feedback in the discussion page in a moment Rickert (talk) 00:04, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

re-added the edit war rule as a sub-rule for G-6. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:07, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

why is the text so small GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 00:30, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

i forgot a </small>

this sucks but i wont tell you why right now wait a few hours Glisterald (talk) 00:40, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

ok fuck you in advance Soyoyuki (talk) 00:45, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

My appology about going around and harassing salt. My concerns

Hello teens. I would like to apologize to you guys and @User:Administrat0r for going around in circles and constantly spamming him with questions I had, especially to the mods who had to watch me repeatedly bring this stuff up. I am genuinely sorry about that.

I understand that he is probably really busy with IRL and other stuff and, as a result, can't respond much and might miss messages or emails. The reason I kept asking so many questions was because I was concerned about what was happening when I heard the news and became anxious when nobody seemed to know why he wasn't responding. I started worrying that he might have lost interest in the wiki entirely, and I didn't really know what we were supposed to do if that happened leaving everything to rot. I thought it would be a good idea to bring up my concerns and why I been acting that way for transparency

The wiki should, after all, be capable of functioning mostly by itself. I understand why all of the high-level permissions were taken away from everyone else following the security incident, and in the immediate aftermath I think being cautious made sense. My concern is more about the long term. Right now, Administrat0r is the only person with those permissions, meaning that if he is busy, disappears, or simply loses interest, there are certain things that none of the remaining staff can do regardless of how much we agree on them. We can't even appoint another bureaucrat ourselves because none of us have the permission required to do that

I also don't think the only two choices have to be either keeping all of those permissions on one account forever or risking another security incident by handing them out freely. I think we can make privileged accounts significantly safer first. One idea I already brought up was requiring 2FA for bureaucrats and other accounts with particularly sensitive permissions, along with requiring strong, unique passwords. While also advoiding @soyjak.st addresses as the sole recovery method for privileged accounts and instead use independent, secured recovery emails. I even suggested a way to preform a lockdown that mods can toggle just in case something like this happens again. That way, when bureaucrat and interface-admin are eventually delegated again, we're addressing the reason those permissions were restricted in the first place instead of simply going back to how things were before.

I'm not trying to rush Administrat0r into handing out permissions immediately, and I'm definitely not saying that a few days of inactivity means he has abandoned the place. I mostly want us to know what the long-term plan actually is so the wiki isn't dependent indefinitely on one person being online, espeically since he is hard to get into contact with.

Once he returns, I think the most important questions to resolve are:

• When does he intend to delegate bureaucrat again?
• Who does he intend to give it to? Will there be multiple bureaucrats?
• Does he still want Cobblestone to return to staff and potentially administration?
• If Fenriris remains active, what role does he want Fenriris to have?
• Who should hold interface-admin for technical maintenance?
• What additional security requirements should apply to privileged accounts? In particular, could we require 2FA, stronger passwords, and independent recovery emails?
• Are there any plans for a developer? If so, who? How should staff request new features or technical changes? If he is looking for someone, I wouldn't mind doing it myself since I already have a lot of experience with PHP and have worked on quite alot for the wiki already through my bot.
• I saw that a lot of the staff and teens are having trouble to get into contact with him, myself included so will he be willing to open up some kind of quick contact method for all of the joons? In case of emerginces?
• What about my wiki bot? Does he want me to continue operating and developing it? If I remain responsible for it, what permissions does he want the bot to have, and who should I coordinate with if a new feature requires changes beyond what the bot account can do?

More than anything, what bothers me is being left in the dark. When I don't know what's happening or what the plan is, I have a tendency to keep thinking about every possible outcome and repeatedly ask questions trying to figure it out. I realize that doing that doesn't actually help and just annoy everyone else, which is why I'm apologizing for it.

I'm going to stop constantly asking Administrat0r the same questions and give him time to respond when he's available. I just hope that when he does return, we can get some clarification on these things and establish a structure where the wiki can continue functioning even when any one person is unavailable.

Oh, and Salt when you get this I would be Aryan it if you cound answer these questions on behalf of the teens. I think they are curious as well and have most of the same concerns. Thanks for your understanding guys Fenriris 🐺 00:05, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

I realise that being an administrator has turned something that was supposed to be fun into a significant commitment. In fact, I am still doing that now. Its also because honestly, I feel anxious about leaving this site, fear of the unknown type of thing, so I am not sure what to do now. Again, I would like to appologise guys. If anyone could soothe my concerns, that would be great! Fenriris 🐺 00:16, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

making an essay for a person on a soyjak website

~Chud47233 (talk)

Geg, sorry. That was not my intention to make it into a essay. Just turned out that way. I had quite a few questions and requests on my mind. Hope my concerns are not too crazy Fenriris 🐺

Thats aryan and shows he cares Polk (talk) 01:16, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Thanks guys, I really do! I also fogot about the request for Special:Export to be enabled, but you already know the reason Fenriris 🐺 01:33, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

>

>Hello teens. I would like to apologize to you guys and @User:Administrat0r for going around in circles and constantly spamming him with questions I had, especially to the mods who had to watch me repeatedly bring this stuff up. I am genuinely sorry about that.

>I understand that he is probably really busy with IRL and other stuff and, as a result, can't respond much and might miss messages or emails. The reason I kept asking so many questions was because I was concerned about what was happening when I heard the news and became anxious when nobody seemed to know why he wasn't responding. I started worrying that he might have lost interest in the wiki entirely, and I didn't really know what we were supposed to do if that happened leaving everything to rot. I thought it would be a good idea to bring up my concerns and why I been acting that way for transparency

>The wiki should, after all, be capable of functioning mostly by itself. I understand why all of the high-level permissions were taken away from everyone else following the security incident, and in the immediate aftermath I think being cautious made sense. My concern is more about the long term. Right now, Administrat0r is the only person with those permissions, meaning that if he is busy, disappears, or simply loses interest, there are certain things that none of the remaining staff can do regardless of how much we agree on them. We can't even appoint another bureaucrat ourselves because none of us have the permission required to do that

>I also don't think the only two choices have to be either keeping all of those permissions on one account forever or risking another security incident by handing them out freely. I think we can make privileged accounts significantly safer first. One idea I already brought up was requiring 2FA for bureaucrats and other accounts with particularly sensitive permissions, along with requiring strong, unique passwords. While also advoiding @soyjak.st addresses as the sole recovery method for privileged accounts and instead use independent, secured recovery emails. I even suggested a way to preform a lockdown that mods can toggle just in case something like this happens again. That way, when bureaucrat and interface-admin are eventually delegated again, we're addressing the reason those permissions were restricted in the first place instead of simply going back to how things were before.

>I'm not trying to rush Administrat0r into handing out permissions immediately, and I'm definitely not saying that a few days of inactivity means he has abandoned the place. I mostly want us to know what the long-term plan actually is so the wiki isn't dependent indefinitely on one person being online, espeically since he is hard to get into contact with.

>Once he returns, I think the most important questions to resolve are:

>* When does he intend to delegate bureaucrat again? >* Who does he intend to give it to? Will there be multiple bureaucrats? >* Does he still want Cobblestone to return to staff and potentially administration? >* If Fenriris remains active, what role does he want Fenriris to have? >* Who should hold interface-admin for technical maintenance? >* What additional security requirements should apply to privileged accounts? In particular, could we require 2FA, stronger passwords, and independent recovery emails? >* Are there any plans for a developer? If so, who? How should staff request new features or technical changes? If he is looking for someone, I wouldn't mind doing it myself since I already have a lot of experience with PHP and have worked on quite alot for the wiki already through my bot. >* I saw that a lot of the staff and teens are having trouble to get into contact with him, myself included so will he be willing to open up some kind of quick contact method for all of the joons? In case of emerginces? >* What about my wiki bot? Does he want me to continue operating and developing it? If I remain responsible for it, what permissions does he want the bot to have, and who should I coordinate with if a new feature requires changes beyond what the bot account can do?

>More than anything, what bothers me is being left in the dark. When I don't know what's happening or what the plan is, I have a tendency to keep thinking about every possible outcome and repeatedly ask questions trying to figure it out. I realize that doing that doesn't actually help and just annoy everyone else, which is why I'm apologizing for it.

>I'm going to stop constantly asking Administrat0r the same questions and give him time to respond when he's available. I just hope that when he does return, we can get some clarification on these things and establish a structure where the wiki can continue functioning even when any one person is unavailable.

>Oh, and Salt when you get this I would be Aryan it if you cound answer these questions on behalf of the teens. I think they are curious as well and have most of the same concerns. Thanks for your understanding guys Fenriris 🐺 00:05, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

>:I realise that being an administrator has turned something that was supposed to be fun into a significant commitment. In fact, I am still doing that now. Its also because honestly, I feel anxious about leaving this site, fear of the unknown type of thing, so I am not sure what to do now. Again, I would like to appologise guys. If anyone could soothe my concerns, that would be great! Fenriris 🐺 00:16, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Yep, I will be on the booru for now until this gets resolved. All valid concerns. Whenever Salt does log in, please direct him here of course. Again, I am sorry about what happend Fenriris 🐺 08:18, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

I give up. I've messaged the new owner multiple times through different ways, and even other staff have tried getting in contact with him, but we can barely get a response. If he's this unresponsive even to simple server modification requests or stuff needing bureaucrat attention sent by email, then I honestly don't think there is much of a future for this site. we need to be able to change the sites settings in case anything cool comes up. Might as well just let it rot at that point.

Especially with all the plans I had to add a bunch of cool new technical stuff to the wiki, there's only so much I can do when nobody can reliably get server-side changes made or handle things that require bureaucrat permissions in the first place. At this point, I think I was right to leave the first time. I really do care about this place, but I don't see the point in continuing to put this much effort into running and developing it when I can't actually move any of my plans forward. I dont hate Salt, but it's just tiring. I have gave control over my bots to @User:GapeNewell so ask him if any issues come up with them.

Im really sorry guys that I was not able to work it, ily all <3. I wish you mods the best of luck keeping the place going. This isn't me disappearing completely, though you can still reach me through Signal or email, and I'll still be around on the booru. I'd love to keep hearing from you all, so please don't be strangers Fenriris 🐺 11:09, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Again, I would really like to appolgize since for some reason I been feeling really anxious abou this, dont know why, but I would like help. As of right now, I dont think anything will change because of whats going on, but at this point I dont know what else to do :(.I think even Cobblestone gave up. I been blaming myslefFenriris 🐺 15:50, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

I'm sorry to hear that you're retiring. I'd definitely vouch for you as an admin if I ever got the opportunity, but it's clear that this wiki isn't within Salt's current priorities. –Gem 💎 (talk) 17:47, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Thanks, think he is just busy. Do want me account vanished though if he does not want me having high level permissions, I explained on his talk page Fenriris 🐺 18:13, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

archive this properly

you don't archive talkpages by copying and pasting their code, use the move function and preserve the history properly Cobblestone (talk) 01:12, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

shit nobody cares about, i only wanted to cut out a section and not the entire thing and this was the faster way to do that Soyoyuki (talk) 01:30, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

>shit nobody cares about, i only wanted to cut out a section and not the entire thing and this was the faster way to do that

i'll do dat next time thoughie Soyoyuki (talk) 12:17, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Attempted vandal ACKed by edits pending anporvool queue

User:TransgendersAreGood 'OX 'APE 'URDER 'NISH GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 07:07, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

SAAAAAAAAAAAALT leak User:TransgendersAreGood's IP NOW Limbusfag123 (talk) 11:14, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Soyjak_Wiki:Janny_interface Gzard (talk) 12:08, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Add it to Soyjak Wiki:Moderation geggies, this is some next level leakage Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 18:43, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

why are ban evaders named in their 'nish log reason

i thought giving them attention was le bad GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 16:47, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

There's no intercommunication channel for staff members, so ban reasons are kept public. –Gem 💎 (talk) 17:45, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

i'd suggest making ban reasons related to ban evaders just give them dehumanizing numeric IDs (like ban evader #196) though actually knowing which specific number corresponds to which ban evader would require some kind of staff only internal page, which'd require salt to add support for such things GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 17:53, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

kinda useless when anyphono can guess who the numeric ID belongs to. –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:04, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

still a step up from naming the jarteens and 'cordies that ban evade GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 23:28, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

When will salt wake up

He's a dead nigger and I'm waiting to email him for moderator (I co-owned SECApedia) Soyjaks (talk) 20:26, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

He currently manages the janitor team on the soyjak.party imageboard with the help of Mods Gzard (talk) 20:57, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Okay. How long will it take? Soyjaks (talk) 20:59, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Move files

I see some jannies are moving files. Kindly move these three files 1 2 3 as well. Rickert (talk) 22:31, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Done G-Man (talk) 22:32, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

> Late to the party? Click HERE to get started!

It would've made my nusoi journey so much easier if this redirected to the nusoi guide instead of the soyjak.party article geg

somebaldi should make a nusoi portal for newGODS to understand the site better

Do dis

Proposed unbanning/restoration/revamp of a few articles

@G-Man @Statis @Soyoyuki @Gem

Because Salt wants to unrulecuck the wiki, I'm proposing unbanning/restoring a few articles, some of which include:

• Futa/Futanari - this fetish probably helped create the tranny epidemic. No images depicting it should be allowed because Soyjak Wiki is not Rule 34.
• Foodist - basically soyspeak by now so we should have a proper article on them again
• Afterparty (Discord server) - one of the biggest sharty boogeymen in 2024. Long dead and some members were fedded
• bu5t/Soyjak Colony - same reason as Afterparty
• Skibidi Farms - nuked from orbit; some splinters/revivals pop up here and then but they rarely last longer than 2 weeks.
• Gnarpedia (AKA NoLimitsPedia) - SF's official wiki, one of its creators was a sharty janny so it's somewhat sharty-relevant
• Blue Archive - this lolinigger game can benefit from having a negative article. Anyone who tries to make the article positive should be 'nished for promoting pedophilia.

I also propose a revamp to the failtroll article, splitting off some of the sections into separate articles. I am indirectly responsible for this change, but I never expected every single entity that could be considered to be a failtroll to be merged into a single article. Plus it's bloat.

Articles about TCCfoid shit, that Australian pedophile and three-letter LARP groups should still be banned to avoid attracting feds. GapeNewell (talk) 23:49, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

all of them are dead so i see no issue with this --Statis (talk) 23:52, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Yeah go ahead. Soyoyuki (talk) 23:59, 18 August 2026 (UTC)

Yeah unban them G-Man (talk) 00:06, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Didn't that bluenigger archive page attract pedoniggers who kept trying to edit it? I'd recommend they are set to autoconfirmed only Rickert (talk) 00:12, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

geeeeeg look whos here Rickert (talk) 00:19, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

I'm against that but it's 3:1 so my opinion doesn't matter. –Gem 💎 (talk) 00:14, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

At the very least don't restore affy article, as there are plenty of knockoff servers using their name, and making an article would just give them publicity. –Gem 💎 (talk) 00:16, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

yeah don't make any pages about soycords. fuck em all. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:38, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

I'm in favor of at least debloating the failtroll article. Should we also bring back {{Failtroll}} if we're making multiple articles about failtrolls again? Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 00:42, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

>I'm in favor of at least debloating the failtroll article.

Tsmt, that's why I said yes. Don't bring back the template tho, I feel it's kinda unnecessary since {{Discord}} and {{Pedo}} exist. Now that I think about it btw, don't undelete the affy and blue archive pages, keep that shit deleted G-Man (talk) 01:00, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

>debloat failtroll article I can get to work on this right away if you want. I'll elaborate in its talk page Rickert (talk) 02:28, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Custom Gradingbox ratings

What does everyone think of my idea to allow custom ratings in Gradingboxes but only if they're used as part of a page's gimmick? Template talk:Gradingbox#Custom ratings proposal Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 03:42, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

I disagree as it undermines the whole point of gradingboxes (which is to show a neutral perspective on the overwhelming majority's opinions). Custom ratings belong in headers, not here. –Gem 💎 (talk) 03:44, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

This. If custom ratings are really, really necessary for gimmick pages, then they should be clearly derived from a base rating (with appropriate categorization). Otherwise most of the custom ratings will just be confusing/redundant. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 04:08, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Bizarre template issue resolved

move dis to Template:Doxbox, 3 (three) of its parameters were configured exactly opposite to the documentation written by a certain furfag who didnt check xer work. I've switched these to ifeq which is more appropriate for the usecase too, and will change the documentation to rid it of some stupidity left over once change is implemented. Thanks Rickert (talk) 06:00, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Done G-Man (talk) 13:41, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

I still can't edit semi protected articles

Why not Cucumber (talk) 11:45, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

@Cucumber you need 50+ edits on your account (you currently have 35). –Gem 💎 (talk) 11:49, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Lamerald Cucumber (talk) 12:59, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

unban V1

or give me the login details i cant log in

Error creating thumbnail: File missing

You aren't banned, and i don't have database access to be able to change your password.

Mail servers are down so you can't reset it yourself aswell unfortunately. Soyoyuki (talk) 15:05, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Add a plugin or whatever the fuck that replaces broken image files with a 404 picture

so many pages are barely even readable because of this Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 15:23, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

only salt can do that atm –Gem 💎 (talk) 15:25, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

unrelated to the 'ki but

is this happening to anybody else? People on mobile cant post on the sharty, somebody else spoke about this on the sharty too. It just labels the post as spam or as a bot (even doe my ip address isnt new) Groot (User page) (talk)

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllltttt hire kovnet already Soyoyuki (talk) 17:06, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

I can post in my phone doe G-Man (talk) 17:07, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

stupid fucking site is making me leak, i was gonna make a thread calling out the nigger who hammered his grandma for being a foodist idk why soycacas love spamming gifs of ximGroot (User page) (talk)

Shilling this again

hello guyyssssss what do you think of my gradingbox redesign it's right here please check it out i need it to replace the stupid y2k nigger version that it currently is ok bye Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 17:10, 19 August 2026 (UTC) Gemmy please change it to dis saars Groot (User page) (talk) 17:12, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

This looks better, i dislike the weird windows98 larp it doesn't fit any other template. Soyoyuki (talk) 17:16, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

a bit too big Rickert (talk) 17:21, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

looks good to me! –Gem 💎 (talk) 17:23, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

i like it --Statis (talk) 17:25, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

aesthetically consistent gemerald GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 18:17, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Neptune likes this.

G-Man (talk) 19:17, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

while we're here can there be a field added to it to allow citing the most recent grading opinion poll too GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 19:20, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

@GauntletThrown sure, edit it in your sandbox and I'll add that. –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:21, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Which one looks better

[this "poll" has run its course] i made this little barnstar to reward those who dedicate a certain amount of time towards shit people who browse the wiki or even the average contributor doesn't care about
im stuck on which version i should choose though, so i made this section.
top ver or bottom ver? Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 19:14, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

bottom 2552 (User page) (talk) 19:14, 19 August 2026

bottom –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:19, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

second one G-Man (talk) 19:20, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Rickert likes this. bottom Rickert (talk) 19:33, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

Top Groot (User page) (talk)

ok you know what that's enough responses 2nd it is

Saars

Is uploading 'ore allowed on the 'ki? Groot (User page) (talk)

@Aryan Warriors Cousin not yet, but the rules will be updated soon to allow it. –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:48, 19 August 2026 (UTC)

OYYYYYYYY 'ORE ON THE 'KI?!!?!!1-Alarcão (talk) 01:46, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

Should i bring back and/or import a bunch of informational templates?

Stuff like Cloudflare, InfinityFree, MediaWiki, Telegram and so on. Soyoyuki (talk) 16:51, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

@Gem @G-Man @Statis

under the snca namespace maybe? --Statis (talk) 16:53, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

Cloudflare and mediawiki ones are okay G-Man (talk) 16:53, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

It depends on each one. –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:36, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

iiatisncaa

is it allowed to import sncapedia articles? Loon (talk) 18:22, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

Completely fine 2552 (User page) (talk) 18:23, 20 August 2026

yes albeit brap on my talkpage because i may have a better version of it from my SECApedia archive Soyoyuki (talk) 18:23, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

title

>Installed software
>Product Version
>MediaWiki 1.43.9 I already contacted Salt about this but it's weird how someone can be so schizo about security yet not update basic stuff kek. Soyoyuki (talk) 19:50, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

This is actually the latest LTS version, released last June. It's pretty secure. –Gem 💎 (talk) 19:51, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

shuddup Soyoyuki (talk) 19:52, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

Salt told me he would be checking the 'ki today. Rickert (talk) 20:09, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

OH GOD PLEASE Soyoyuki (talk) 20:10, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

dead nigger Soyoyuki (talk) 21:27, 20 August 2026 (UTC)

Restoration of List of all of the sharty boogeymen

I have restored the page because it can be pretty harmless if used to list boogeymen unrelated to pedophilia/'p (e.g. autisticnuswa1488 on booru). –Gem 💎 (talk) 10:32, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

It's pretty outdated though. –Gem 💎 (talk) 10:32, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

>though Limbusfag123 (talk) 11:02, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Should we do a large-scale dequotification mission?

Theres still a bunch of gay shit left on the lesser-viewed articles. Soyoyuki (talk) 10:54, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Yeah I think that sounds good --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 11:06, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

I propose the following De-quotification measures then:

• Merging Quote's detractor perspective with the neutral one, although obviously making it more complete, just like the LimeAIDS one
• Doing the same for Mustard
• Allowing articles made on widely hated namefags (if banned splinters are allowed to be mentioned now, I dont think people would die from this)
• (I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT THIS, BUT SOME NUSOIS ARE STILL DRAGGING IT), return the page quality headers instead of gradingboxes, I honestly dont agree, but since antimatter text returned, you could see a trend shifting against Stonist policies
• (I doubt this one as well) Allow articles on the 2025 "highschool" incident and the 2026 "mosque incident", some people were asking but I dont think its worth mentioning them

TheCatalan1977 (talk) 13:24, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

sounds good, i wouldn't like to make the articles about quotists HTSMpilled though since SNCApedia did that and look at how shit their articles look like Soyoyuki (talk) 14:33, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, the articles on quote and mustard can simply be made less positive without replacing them with the leaky detractor perspectives G-Man (talk) 14:42, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

banned article suggestion

Considering hes becoming sharty culture, ban any articles about Lukasz G From being made, heres a list of reasons why too, if your unfamilar with that name its the guy who killed his grandma with a hammer

• We arent TCCniggers and we dont document stupid nigger shit like that
• this isnt ED
• Lukasz G. Had connections to a failtroll group named the "kiliverse" and the "blopaverse", 2 major failtroll 'p foodist groups
• if we document him, we will get immigrants from said foodists Groot (User page) (talk)

>if we document him, we will get immigrants from said foodists

this gets brapped around the soysphere a lot but i highly doubt it, they know they'll never be accepted here, and they never raid the sharty anymore not because they don't want to, but because they're all third world shitskins that use their home IP for everything so they get stopped by the most basic of integrity.js checks Soyoyuki (talk) 14:35, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Still, we banned s0l0mon h4nderson from getting an article for being related to foodists even tho he was still a soyteen, this nigga has no relation to the 'sphere expect for being spammed by ugly tcc niggers on the sharty. Groot (User page) (talk)

also worth mentioning those groups kill animals and share 'p Groot (User page) (talk)

MAWDS DELETE THIS

https://soyjakwiki.org/Moralfag_(detractor_perspective) Gyuhj1234 (talk) 14:50, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

boiiiiiiiiiii dats jerdee

i mean it says "detractor perspective" for a reason Soyoyuki (talk) 17:34, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

should i change any of the 'ki janny colors?

i got interface admin now albeit only for a week because salt is a schizo Soyoyuki (talk) 17:34, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

@Soyoyuki make us jannies brown like the booru Glisterald (talk) 17:38, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

It might be a good idea to copy over the pre-brapped booru colors actually.

Approver is faint orange, janny stays the same, mod is blue and admin is red

Additionally i'd add dark-red for a nu "sysadmin" role which is the same as admin/bureaucrat except they have ssh access (which obviously isnt relayed in mediawiki user groups in any way but its SECA info) Soyoyuki (talk) 17:52, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

@Soyoyuki i support the addition of the sysadmin role but i like the colors we have now as i think all the main sites should have their own identity to an extent Glisterald (talk) 17:54, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

@Soyoyuki I wonder if it's possible to just turn colored names into gadget similar to the js that strikes through blocked users ([1]). –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:19, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

@Fenriris may be smart enough for this. Soyoyuki (talk) 18:21, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

I tested and it's possible to just fetch user group and automatically color any user based on it. I could help if @Fenriris isn't interested. –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:32, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

if possible, one thing that i think we should do is enable automatic cross-namespace redirects (i.e. if I typed in "Moderator Tetrarchy", it would lead to Soyjak Wiki:Moderator Tetrarchy without a redirect being manually created). I would also like to be blue btw if that matters -Neptune (talk) 18:31, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

@Neptune that's semi-possible too but requires salt interference (it requires editing internal files). –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:32, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

hey pet nigger jannies

@Statis @Gem @G-Man @Soyoyuki i think there should be a bigger focus on making Mainspace pages more neutral as a lot of pages are clearly biased and one-sided and thats not good, make it a current mission or something and add mentions of it to the manual of style because it's not there even though the bias template suggests that it should be!!! ⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠ Glisterald (talk) 18:28, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

Put up MultipleIssues with bias=1 o algo so we don't have to guess which ones you mean nigga Rickert (talk) 18:29, 21 August 2026 (UTC)

>as a lot of pages are clearly biased and one-sided and thats not good

Like? G-Man (talk) 18:30, 21 August 2026 (UTC)