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Ernest Khalimov[a], AKA Gigachad[b] is believed to be Russian[1][2] and is a model for Sleek'N'Tears. Soyjak and Gigachad are often portrayed as close friends, despite their differences. In modern times, it is more common to see AI gigachads.
Gigachad is also a survivor of the GigaSing 201Ϫ shooting, He has been suffering from PTSD ever since.
Gigachad's life went like this: he was born, got gifted a gigafly by Gigahitler, his flies grew, then grew even more, and then he finally rode his fly for the first time. After this, Gigachad went to war with 'cordtroons and lost his fly in the war, which angered him into exploding inside of Troon HQ with a suicide vest and he went to Gigaheaven, the grayscale area where most gigas and gigaflies live.
He also has his own board on the 'party at /giga5/ (formerly /giga/), and Gigachad is a rollable name on Soyjak.party.
It is alleged that he is a communist. This is because he made a post saying:
Hello. I heard that I have many nationalities. There are only two. Made in GDR 🇩🇪🇷🇺 From nowhere with love.
Likes and dislikes
Likes
- Whatever you like
Dislikes
- Whatever you dislike
Gallery
Main article: Gallery of classic gigachads
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Video form.
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>What would you do if you had 48 hours with pinkie pie?
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<Kill her.
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Gigachadjak
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OG chad
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An example of soyjak-gigachad friendship
AI gigachads
AI gigachads are a dangerous skynet-created subspecies of Gigachad best known for being frequently used to gigaquote somebody. If you see one, notify the authorities IMMEDIATELY.
Behavior
- Dying in a brutal way (i.e. suicide bomb, burning, eaten alive by a lion)
- Shapeshifting
- Standing on a fly
- Hanging out with penguins
- Turning into an abomination
- Singing music
- Pointing guns at the camera
- Driving
- Dancing
- Shouting like a madman
- It has been observed that some broods are emitting incomprehensible sounds. Further research is required to understand this phenomenon.
Gallery
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Gigafly
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Approaching AI gigachads is not advised, as they often respond with spontaneous acts of violence.
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Yummers!
Cryptic messages
Some gigachads may have secret messages hidden in them disguised as a nonsense gibberish. Below are some attempts at decrypting those messages and possible interpretations of them.
>I TOLD YOU YOU'RE SUS
The lion tells a jewish man that he is suspicious, and then he mauls him.
Bekhabyc Pepach is probably some jewish/satanic ritual, Pepe and Bapepe might be involved in it.
>boo the bush show some flowers to unraised ablaze can't tomato man get up maaaan EPI risen what not
The EPI has risen and we should get up and boo the Bush and what not.
>Let' just do it quick then - TD. [incomprehensible]
Let's kill trannies.
Gigafly
Gigafly is an AI gigachad trend that has expanded and developed its own subculture and lore. Proponents of this meme celebrate its capacity to parody and subvert expectations by placing Gigachad atop a giant fly, but others claim that this meme represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. According to these critics, because Gigachad can stand on a fly, Gigafly posters think they can groom children.
Gigaquoting
Gigaquoting is the practice of quoting somebody as a gigachad. It is a parody of soyquoting where instead of insulting someone and making them sad, you complement them and make their day better. There have been many, many gigachad edits made over the years.
Although gigaquoting is a favorite pastime of many teens, mental health professionals have raised concerns about its harmful long-term side effects.
Giga-unquoting
Giga-unquoting is a variation of Gigaquoting where one attempts to undo a soyquote. This is done repeating the quoted material (subtracting the arrow), and adding a giga as the picrel. Doing this entails that you look like a gigachad IRL and that you believe the quoted material. In other words, you say this but you do not look like this. This is often done unironically.
Example
Is Ernest Khalimov bisexual?
No. This claim was most likely made up by some faggot so they could own the 14-year old edgy chudderinos or whatever.
