CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
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[[File:Cloudflare feraljak.png|thumb|{{quote|>Please click to verify you are human or something even doe we know everything about you.}}]] | [[File:Cloudflare feraljak.png|thumb|{{quote|>Please click to verify you are human or something even doe we know everything about you.}}]] | ||
[[File:Crapflare crap.png|thumb|This is what Crapflare shows you when they shut down the soyvers so | [[File:Crapflare crap.png|thumb|This is what Crapflare shows you when they shut down the soyvers so [[Israel]] can use the resources instead. soyjakwiki.org (and any other site that isnt a federal honeypot) has nothing to do with being "down"]] | ||
'''Cloudflare''' (also known as '''Crimeflare''', '''Cuckflare''', '''Glowflare''' and '''Clownflare''') is an [[CIA|American]] botnet disguised as an affordable reverse-proxy and DDoS-mitigation service. Its business model consists of a campaign of intimidation wielding DDoS attacks against website administrators, against which, suspiciously, only Cloudflare's protection service is effective. The army of servers is kept well-fed by a steady stream of racket sales. Thus the botnet multipies, kind of like how homosexuals multiply.<ref>[https://stonetoss.com/comic/no-choice/ 'toss/comic/no-choice/]</ref> They then transfer all user data to [[Klaus Schwab|their leadership]]. | '''Cloudflare''' (also known as '''Crimeflare''', '''Cuckflare''', '''Glowflare''', '''Kikeflare''', '''Jeetflare''' and '''Clownflare''') is an [[CIA|American]] botnet disguised as an affordable reverse-proxy and DDoS-mitigation service. Its business model consists of a campaign of intimidation wielding DDoS attacks against website administrators, against which, suspiciously, only Cloudflare's protection service is effective. The army of servers is kept well-fed by a steady stream of racket sales. Thus the botnet multipies, kind of like how homosexuals multiply.<ref>[https://stonetoss.com/comic/no-choice/ 'toss/comic/no-choice/]</ref> They then transfer all user data to [[Klaus Schwab|their leadership]]. | ||
A website is also re-purposed to serve propaganda like ''"Verifying security..."'' and ''"Did [[you]] know every third person you meet is actually a botnet under a coat?"'' if the website owner resorts to those full-page Cloudflare captcha checks. The goal is to make it appear justified to deny access to most websites VPN and Tor users, objectors to | A website is also re-purposed to serve propaganda like ''"Verifying security..."'' and ''"Did [[you]] know every third person you meet is actually a botnet under a coat?"'' if the website owner resorts to those full-page Cloudflare captcha checks. The goal is to make it appear justified to deny access to most websites VPN and Tor users, objectors to [[JavaScript]] and generally those who run a functioning web browser but don't conform to however way Cloudflare intends to track you, which puts in cause an openness principle of the World Wide Web, while you believe the connection protection is for your protection. | ||
It is possible to bypass Cloudflare by using browser automation software such as Selenium. It is available for [[Java]], [[Python]], [[C++]], [[C Sharp|C#]], and more. This has been leveraged in several sharty raids such as [[Operation Name The Party]] which used browser automation to bypass Cloudflare. | |||
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 the site is getting falsely reported as phishing! marge, do something! |
Archived template in use: {{Brimstone}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Cloudflare (also known as Crimeflare, Cuckflare, Glowflare, Kikeflare, Jeetflare and Clownflare) is an American botnet disguised as an affordable reverse-proxy and DDoS-mitigation service. Its business model consists of a campaign of intimidation wielding DDoS attacks against website administrators, against which, suspiciously, only Cloudflare's protection service is effective. The army of servers is kept well-fed by a steady stream of racket sales. Thus the botnet multipies, kind of like how homosexuals multiply.[1] They then transfer all user data to their leadership.
A website is also re-purposed to serve propaganda like "Verifying security..." and "Did you know every third person you meet is actually a botnet under a coat?" if the website owner resorts to those full-page Cloudflare captcha checks. The goal is to make it appear justified to deny access to most websites VPN and Tor users, objectors to JavaScript and generally those who run a functioning web browser but don't conform to however way Cloudflare intends to track you, which puts in cause an openness principle of the World Wide Web, while you believe the connection protection is for your protection.
It is possible to bypass Cloudflare by using browser automation software such as Selenium. It is available for Java, Python, C++, C#, and more. This has been leveraged in several sharty raids such as Operation Name The Party which used browser automation to bypass Cloudflare.
Man in the middle
Cloudflare-protected servers are instanced across a vast content-delivery-network, with visitors never interacting with the real server. The unencrypted contents of user's interaction are entirely handled by Cloudflare.
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For a site to use cloudflare, the owner has to point their DNS records to cloudflare's servers, at which point they effectively handed cloudflare full control of their website (as long as the DNS records point to cloudflare's servers). ... However, this is not a Man-in-the-Middle attack, because the website owner gave cloudflare permission to do all of this. So it's not an attack, it's a secure connection to cloudflare (who the website owner gave permission to serve content at their domain name). |
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This is functionally a man-in-the-middle attack, but it's passively accepted as a fact of using the internet at this point. From hosting your bank's website to soyjak.party, Crimeflare dominates the CDN market with an 80% share, essentially performing a man-in-the-middle-attack on all of the internet. Some have pointed out the colossal datamining potential of such a position, but the argument loses ground when verified fact-checkers revealed the proponents are dangerous, unmedicated conspiracy theorists. THIS WAS WRITTEN BY AGENTS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER
