JavaScript

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JavaScript is known as one of the 3 glowie (((core))) technologies for the web alongside HTML and CSS.

JavaScript or JS is a high-in-datamining-level, dynamically-CIA-hijacked, web-developer-aimed programming language developed by Brendan Eich, the man who created the living hell of JavaScript. Such living hell of JavaScript includes that JavaScript is the primary core technology, which in the primary time, that fact would be exploited by big-tech companies wanting to datamine with technologies such as ReCAPTCHA and others which exploit the fact that JavaScript and the DOM provide the potential for malicious authors to deliver scripts to run on a client computer via the Web.

Despite its name, JavaScript has no relation to the programming language Java, which is very gemmy even though JavaScript is influenced by Java's syntax and design and they are both used by pajeets o algo.

Along with HTML and CSS, it forms one of the core technologies of the web, which is a shame because of how awful the language is. It is primarily a front end language (however it can also serve as a back end language if using "full stack JavaScript/TypeScript"), while most back end languages are usually PHP, Java, C#, or even C++ and Rust. Many pajeets learn JavaScript or Python or Go due to them being retarded languages designed for pajeets to shit out unmaintainable slop code in as little time as possible. JavaScript is a satanic jewish language that has no types or reasonable error handling because it was designed for pajeets.

Because of the lack of types is so niggerlicious, our friends at Micoalsoft invented TypeScript, which is basically JavaScript with types and additional features. However, it is not a standalone language, and TypeScript does not run directly on the browser, meaning it must be transpiled back to JavaScript. But Microshit is still pajeet and they used React Native (a JavaScript framework) to create the Windows 11 start menu.

JavaScript is so pajeet there is even a library called "Jeet.js".

History

The creation of JavaScript begins with Brendan Eich, who was partnered with Netscape, a literal CIA front that was probably run by the CIA or collaborated with the CIA in order to exploit programming languages for malicious purposes. Brendan Eich sat at his computer in the Netscape office and wrote an entire programming language in 10 days, only for the programming language to be a complete dumpster fire. From the beginning, JavaScript users had malicious intentions, and this malicious behavior increased during the 2000s when big-tech-cuck companies figured they would use JS to steal your personal data on the web by datamining and cookie mining.

The Issues of JavaScript

This is what the average webshitter hippie is like.

Whilst JavaScript exists as the base of a lot of web software, its innocuous uses are only a front for the exploitation of the web. There will be sub-sections documenting and detailing the exploitation of the web from the JavaScript language.

Google reCAPTCHA

Full article: reCAPTCHA

Google reCAPTCHA is a CAPTCHA (actually just a datamining system) system designed by Google which is used for datamining people by tracking the cookies of each user who solves a CAPTCHA. This service does use JavaScript, and the CAPTCHA system also uses vendor lock-in, and of course, the reCAPTCHA of 3.0 announced by Google had also a major risk of datamining because of its tracking by Google of non-Google users.

Matomo

Full article: Matomo

Matomo is a free and open-source datamining service marketed as a web analytics service used for tracking users and/or web data/web traffic. While it is a supposed "web analytics service", it does not mean that it is a datamining service considering it mines data ranging from web data, web traffic, and users who come across websites with Matomo, and whilst Matomo is in PHP, it does not mean that either one of its trackers that it uses has JavaScript for more datamining.

Google Analytics

Again, Google Analytics is another datamining service presented as if were a web analytics service, but is practically the same as Matomo, yet this time the service is much more extreme because it is a Google product, meaning more datamining and pretty much no privacy for the victims of Google Analytics.

Example

The following example is in TypeScript, for plain JavaScript remove all the type annotations.

/**
 * A clamp function.
 * 
 * @param val The value to clamp.
 * @param min The minimum value.
 * @param max The maximum value.
 * @return The value after clamping.
 */
function clamp(val: number, min: number, max: number): number {
    return Math.min(Math.max(val, min), max);
}

/**
 * Determines whether the tranny should ack based on a given probability.
 * 
 * @param ackProbability A number between 0 and 100 representing the chance of acking.
 * @returns True if the random probability is less than the ackProbability; otherwise, False.
 */
function shouldAck(ackProbability: number): boolean {
    const prob: number = Math.random() * 100;
    return prob < clamp(ackProbability, 0, 100);
}

/**
 * Main function that decides whether to ack or scream TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!!!!! based on probability.
 */
function main(): void {
    if (shouldAck(41)) {
        throw new Error("ACK!!!!");
    } else {
        console.log("TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!!!!!");
    }
}

// Check for entry point, only works on Node.js
if (require.main === module) {
    main();
}

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