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*[[Forced Meme|Nyan Cat]] | *[[Forced Meme|Nyan Cat]] | ||
*[[Furry|Neopets]] | *[[Furry|Neopets]] | ||
*Roblox | *Roblox front page games ([[Truthnuke|Even doe every era of roblox was hot garbage for different reasons]]) | ||
**[[Forsaken]] | **[[Forsaken]] | ||
**Regretevator | **Regretevator | ||
**Jim's Computer (Likely first retroslop 'blox game) | |||
*Retro-style Operating Systems | *Retro-style Operating Systems | ||
**Slackware and similar [[Shit nobody cares about|snca]] [[Linux|leenux]] distributions | **Slackware and similar [[Shit nobody cares about|snca]] [[Linux|leenux]] distributions | ||
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*[[Trooncore|Scenecore]] | *[[Trooncore|Scenecore]] | ||
== Examples of retrogems == | == Examples of retrogems == | ||
* Retrowave, synthwave, darksynth and similar music genres | * Retrowave, synthwave, darksynth, Retro revivals and similar music genres. | ||
== Why having retro graphics in your game is le bad == | == Why having retro graphics in your game is le bad == | ||
It shows that you are creatively bankrupt and can't create any piece of OC, and that you have to rely on past achievements and manipulate cheap emotions like nostalgia. And it also looks ugly | It shows that you are creatively bankrupt and can't create any piece of OC, and that you have to rely on past achievements and manipulate cheap emotions like nostalgia. [[Fact|And it also looks EXTREMELY ugly when used incorrectly or horribly.]] | ||
== TRVTHNVKE == | == TRVTHNVKE == | ||
Videogames in 2026 are better, play better and have better writing than 2007 games that trannies larp. Nostalgia is for faggots. | Videogames in 2026 are better, play better and have better writing than 2007 games that trannies larp. Nostalgia is for faggots. | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
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Retroslop, also known as "nostalgiabait" is a subgenre of troonslop which includes pieces of media that pretends to be created in a certain past decade, (usually ranging from the 90s-2000s on indie videogames, although some examples coming from Roblox, Minecraft and YouTube go up to the 2010s) despite being made in Year.now().getValue() and having NONE of the substance, usually being very inaccurate, and in the worst cases, a bastardized representation of the decade it attempts to portray, because people who make and consume it only care about the artistic value of le aesthetics and would most likely find the original media boring or in some cases "a h*ckin big*ted product of it's time".
The term gained popularity on the platform Roblox, due to several games being hosted on there gaining the label of "retroslop". It is often criticized by the fact that it's usually a lazy form of media development, as creators usually just make shitty low poly models/textures and then subsequently slap the label of "retro" onto their "art". Its mostly enjoyed by autistic trannies who weren't even born around the time this "aesthetic" was originally made, commonly late millennial manchildren who got bullied for disliking le modern thing or their early Gen Alpha grooming victims who are suffering the same, hence why the term is so associated with toddlerslop media such as Roblox or TikTok trends.
[protip: Anything that needs to be described as "retro" isn't retro in the first place.]
Examples of retroslop
- 4cuck
- Analog Horror
- Digital Horror (same but in zoomer and millennial nostalgiabait formats)
- Animation "memes" inspired by 2000's 4cuck/Newgrounds or 2010's JewTube
- Angry Goy
- Any 2000's styled tranime
- Anything with low-poly/"PlayStation 1"/"PSX" 3D graphics
- ULTRAKILL
- Mouthwashing
- Technically everything with 3D graphics and a tranny fanbase
- Most games on itch.io
- Lethal Company
- Domo-kun
- Frutiger Aero
- Anything made by Gigglegunks
- MySpace revivals
- Modern creepypasta content
- Minecraft/Garry's Mod ARGs
- Low-quality Loquendo videos
- Creepypasta re-takes
- Indie games inspired by Nintendo
- Nyan Cat
- Neopets
- Roblox front page games (Even doe every era of roblox was hot garbage for different reasons)
- Forsaken
- Regretevator
- Jim's Computer (Likely first retroslop 'blox game)
- Retro-style Operating Systems
- Slackware and similar snca leenux distributions
- HaikuOS, a fork of some DNB 90s OS that no one cares about
- AROS
- Scenecore
Examples of retrogems
- Retrowave, synthwave, darksynth, Retro revivals and similar music genres.
Why having retro graphics in your game is le bad
It shows that you are creatively bankrupt and can't create any piece of OC, and that you have to rely on past achievements and manipulate cheap emotions like nostalgia. And it also looks EXTREMELY ugly when used incorrectly or horribly.
TRVTHNVKE
Videogames in 2026 are better, play better and have better writing than 2007 games that trannies larp. Nostalgia is for faggots.
