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Death of soyjak.party
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>Though maybe you were looking for the time this almost came to be?
Archived template in use: {{Singularity}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
The death of soyjak.party, also known as
Soypocalypse Ϫ
, is a hypothetical future event or process orchestrated by the WEF, the CIA, the New World Order, the Kolyma Network, Discord, and BLACKED productions where Admin 6 and/or a true Poopson materialize and the Sharty either:
- Goes down permanently due to a lack of hosting or domain drop and undergoes a physical death. Many factors could lead to this, including difficulty in finding a hosting service that is willing to tolerate the more controversial elements of the Sharty. Certain fluorescent gentlemen may also seize the Sharty's servers in response to trickery.
- Loses its core distinguishing features and undergoes a spiritual death. Since the Sharty may be described as a form of counterculture created to ridicule normies, media-obsessed soy boys, trannies who groom kids in discord servers, and recently, elitist wannabe-chuds who congregate in communities like 4chan and right-wing xitter
(written by a tranny who will never be a real soyteen, chuds won)(<- a RW xitter lolipedo nick fuentes braptinx groyper who shoots up schools and grooms kids wrote this) a spiritual death would probably mean the Sharty becoming so popular that its main userbase comes to be comprised of the aforementioned parties. When Froot was still owner, some teens maintained that he was Admin 6 and that the Sharty had already begun or completed this second scenario. It appears that this one is coming true due to /soy/ being filled with frogcucks, furfags and soytan posters. The only way to stop this is to get a new Admin that makes /Soy/ more IAS
