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Pokémon

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Pokémon fans are furries btw
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POKÉMON FANS ARE PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILESYou can help by notifying /raid/, and ordering 'za to xis house
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obsessed thunderstone o algo

Pokémon is an A24 slowburn RPG created in 1996, and is a common subject of soyboy's obsessions. It is created by GameFreak, a small indie studio that DEFINITELY does not have the resources to playtest their games or add more content than the absolute bare minimum. Take your meds now.

Because JewFreak hates xheir fans (all Nintendo hates their fans meds now), they actively strike down any fan work or reuploads of xheir OST.

There are some really autistic fans called Genwunners who essentially are butthurt trannies who think Generation I were the best games, and are really obsessed about telling everyone that Generation I was superior (ev&oe it had shitty graphics and spritework, games full of bugs, and will never be ARYAN).

Relationship to the Soysphere

Main article: Operation Pokem-ACK

On February 7, 2024, there was a raid to chudify Pokémon and make troons seethe. The symbols for this raid were the eeveelutions, with Sylveon, Umbreon and Espeon being the main ones.

The operation ended in a neutral result since there was no clear objective nor any target to be raided and the thread got burned out, with both sides claiming either defeat or victory.

This was a furfag psyop, this raid was planned to make soyteens furries and then troon out, in fact this is why /bp/ was created in the first place as a furfag colony.

The Sharty is often a boogeyman of /vp/ - 4chan's containment board for Pokémon.

Some Pokémon (see below) bear some sort of vague resemblance to Soyjaks. There are also Pokemon whose themes somewhat align with Soyspeak terms, such as Carbink (which is made of Gems) and Coalossal (which is made of Coal)

Generations

  • Pokémon Red/Blue/Yellow/Green - Badly designed shitcode but it's le heckin retro. Pokemon Snap gigamogs them every day of the week.
  • Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal - Cashgrab made to capitalize on pokemania, had a bunch of features that got cut in later gens and the worst level curve in the series. Added women to the series.
  • Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald - Le soft reboot o algx, with tons of water and it's also the first generation with remakes of old games for the sake of money (seriously, just look up how many different games it takes to complete Gen III's 'dex).
  • Pokémon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum - i herd u liek machamps/zubats/geodudes, extremely aryan games. Main villain is a hecking Chudcel who wants to reset the world.
    • Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver - Johto remake with Kanto too! (but better then the last), extremely aryan and gemmy game.
  • Pokémon Black/White - it's based on america or something and the evil team is just PETA. Probably one of the most revolutionary games due to truly taking the DS to its hardware limits.
    • Pokémon Nigger Version - GET OUT!
    • Pokémon Black/White 2 - pretty aryan sequels to the first games, they sadly removed the old Victory Road and Route 10 though which were kino. These are the only games that let you change the game's difficulty, although in a pretty retarded way; you have to beat the game to unlock the other difficulty levels; the easy mode is locked behind proving you don't need it and the hard mode doesn't actually raise opposing mons' stats properly so they just give more exp.
  • Pokémon X/Y - Oh my science they let you get the starters from KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Also notable for introducing the literal gem Pokemon Carbink and Diancie.
  • Pokémon Sun/Moon - Unskippable cutscene hallway simulator 2016. Also all the starters ended up being furbait because they just needed to, okay? All the games (Nintendo Switch releases) after this generation are utter brimstone, because JewFreak decided to cut costs and pump out as little content as possible while charging as much as possible.
    • Pokemon Ultra Sun / Ultra Moon - Unskippable cutscene hallway simulator 2017. Probably the most SNCA mainline games. Added a grand total of 5 brand new pokémon and a bunch of other miscellaneous stuff (mostly Rotom-dex shit). It is best known for butchering the original Sun/Moon plot, adding more KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pandering, the Ultra-Necrozma fight and not being on the Switch.
    • Pokémon Let's Go Pikachu / Eevee - Yup, more KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Nobody remembers this game's OST somehow. Somehow more solid than the other Switch dual releases, but the bar for that is in niggerhell
  • Pokémon Sword/Shield - Based on the UK. Only really notable for implementing the infamous "Dexcut" which resulted in a lot of pokemon being removed from the files because a studio with the largest multimedia IP couldn't be assed to implement every pokemon like they did with the past 6 generations. Introduced the literal coal Pokemon Coalossal. First game to introduce the raid style of battles (ev&oe pokémon GO did it first), loved and hated by many. Got rid of later revisions / third versions with the introduction of DLCs.
    • Pokemon Legends: Arceus - Takes place during the Meiji Restoration. Player character was sent back in time by Arceus to seek out all Pokémon. Some consider it the gem that saved the Poké-party.
  • Pokémon Scarlet/Violet - Based on Iberia. More shitcode, more dexcuts. There isn't that much else to say that doesn't also apply to other pokemon games beyond having an open world format. This game sucks ass and is infamous for it's bugs and glitches. Made it very easy to get shinies. The game looks like crap and is a joke compared to legend of zelda or mario odyssey. Continues the raid format from Sword and Shield, but makes it buggier and alot worse. Has the most obvious furry-bait starter ever and two DLCs which mostly consist of Kieran obsessing over some goblin (they don't even bother hiding it anymore).
    • Pokémon Legends: Z-A - Takes place all inside Lumiose City. Zygarde o algo. Nobaldi cares about the game's plot, everyphono just wanted to see new megas.
    • Pokémon Champions - Supposed to be the long-term game for VGC going forward, but it launched as a buggy mess with a limited roster. You can usually only play a few rounds before getting bullshat by some tranny with a full team of hacked shinies. Just use showdown instead.
  • Pokémon Winds/Waves - The next upcoming dual releases in the series, and the start of Gen 10 (or X). As of March of 2026, they're scheduled to release somewhere in 2027. According to the Teraleak, the region is based off of Southeast Asia. Probably gonna suck, as usual.

Conclusion

it sucks go play digimon o algx

Anime and movies

Main article: Shit nobody cares about

Sootopolis city

Looks similar?

Sootopolis city[SQQTQPQLIS CITY IN SQQT SPEAK] is a city located at the east of mainland Hoenn, appearing in Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald, it's patron deity is Soot and even it's terrain is somewhat similar to the image of the pinned thread in 4chan's QA leading many to believe that it is where The Swede resides, it is speculated by many that Soot was infact founded the city as well hence the name Sootopolis[meaning city of Soot[1]], making it an esoterical depiction of the Soysphere as soysphere itself is a city founded by soot likewise, with-in the core series of Pokémon, it plays an important role, which in itself coincidentally resembles the Soyble too, as it enters dark times during a period in which Kyogre condemns the city with relentless torrential rain and flood in Sapphire version, or alternatively Groudon condemning it by setting the city ablaze in Ruby, however what resembles the Soyble the most is Pokémon Emerald, in which the city of Sootopolis enters a period of abnormal weather until the saviour Rayquaza saves it by it's might and altruism, representing the Admin Ϫ, what is more coincidental is that both the Rayquaza and Admin Ϫ are depicted in same shade of green, leading some to believe that Sootopolis is truly the mystical depiction of Soyjak.party, with some even believing sootopolis to be the place in which the events of the Soyble physically takes place in.

Pokémon that look like soyjaks

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