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Femson
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Female Cobson, Femson, or Cobette is a subvariant depicting a female version of Cobson.
Origins[edit | edit source]
The need for a feminine Cobson has existed and been appealing for a long part of soy history, because it's hecking cute or whatever and for the need of depicting women with cob-like attitudes. As a result, early posts would just contain regular Cobson wearing female clothes. As that desire matured, proper attempts at creating a cobwoman were made, such as the ones seen in the gallery below. Eventually, in February 2023, SoyBooru user Sectionalism would upload the current version that became the most widely used and influential, with him later making a small alteration to her head shape.
Physical Appearance[edit | edit source]
Absolute sisa. Her face is smaller than cobson's, with no wrinkles and smaller, more feminine eyes and nose than her male countepart, alongside a jovial smile. She also uses glasses with circular lenses (usually associated with women) and a hat, which usually has a queen of hearts symbol, which means she enjoys that bwc, likely meant as a form of oppositefagging spadeson. As a result, she ends being more attractive then Female Gapejak and her previous iterations due to the removal of any masculine traits.
Usage[edit | edit source]
She blends into a nice middle ground by being prettier than Femjak but less of a whore than Cobbess, which makes her the ideal wife for soyteens[it just is, ok?]. A peer reviewed study revealed that 67% of Soysphere men found her attractive, the rest were homosexuals. She can't really be used for soyquoting, cause you're not gonna want to depict your rival as a pretty girl (specially not trannies). So use her to depict regular women or a woman you really like okay?
Lore[edit | edit source]
Clarabelle F. Son was born in August 16, 1994, on Detroit, Michigan. During her Childhood, her mother died while being 'aped by Big Dick Randy, this incident made her extremely racist towards black people and gave her a firing hatred for BBC. Her dad got pretty sick of home schooling her so they moved to Delta, Colorado in order to find a school for her. This is where she would befriend the neighbouring Jerry Oberman where she would put him under her wing after he was being constantly pranked by Cobson, Spadeson and Ominous Cobson. When she entered school, she would be known as the SISA lady with the chuds due her racism and her love for BWC. Jerry would develop a crush on her to the point where he asked her out for prom, however she would reject him and go with Pepe, this struck him and became the notorious criminal we know to this day. Soon after high school, she left with Pepe and become a prostitute for chuds and a few cucks, however she would loose her job and Pepe after she called a Ugandan a nigger. A few years later while she was having a walk she would encounter her old friend. She tried to talk it out with him (which didn't obviously work you retarded fuck), but she did manage to escape by saying a slur which emotionally affect him and break down by reminding him of the good old memories. A few months later, she met Miss Crystal who offered her a job for the 'fe. She now works as a waitress in the Crystal Cafe despite not being radicalised.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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An early attempt of creating a femson. -
Another one seems as a precursor/prototype of the current iteration. -
First version -
Colorized -
Ditto but as a 'fe girl -
without glasses -
Ditto but with the updated headshape -
with hearts hat and no glasses -
without a hat -
bald woman with no glasses -
Jarty Version (DO NOT USE!) -
with gem hat -
with an open mouth -
her and Cobson -
2026 remake of Femson
