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Goyim
Goyim, gayim, or goys/goyims if you are an ignorant dyslexic are people who aren't Jewish, and the cattle that Jews feast upon - the "good ones", that is. Bad goyim like chudcels (even doe most chuddery is controlled opposition and the real chuds are shadowbanned), also known as |da chooooooodz by Master rabbis, are the cancer that is killing Israel. The word "goy" means "nation" in Hebrew, referring to the (non-Jewish) nations of the world.
In many contexts, "goyim" can be used to refer to "shabbos goyim", which mean non-Jews who are pro-Jewish/pro-Zionist. This term originally referred to non-Jews who would be hired by Jews to do things that Jews could not do during Sabbath, such as starting fires or cooking food. This usage of the term "goyim" is often used disparagingly by non-Jews to refer to other non-Jews for being pro-Jewish in either a self-deprecating way or to distinguish themselves as "gentiles" vs "goyim". For example, normieGODs are also called goyim by soycucks to feel like they are higher beings. 
The Japanese have their own version of the word "goyim", which is "gaijin" (外人). There is also a version of "goyim" in India, "gora" (गोरा). This is because Jeets are literally brown poop-eating Jews. Muslims have kuffar, and Latinx have "gringo" o algo. Why most of these words begin with G is unknown.
There is a hypothetical soyjak variant called goyjak. According to documents recovered from Dr. Soyberg's office, it will resemble a goy.[no shit nigga]
Other versions of goyim can be found in different subjects. For example, non-Jewish foids are commonly called foyim shiksas, and their content foyimslop. If a goy is a nigger, he could be called a niggoy.
Things good goyim do[edit | edit source]
- Eat ze bugs
- Drink the Soylent [as Breakfast For Dinner]
- Wear the mask
- Get the jab
- Live in ze pod
- Goon
- Drive the EV and make the cities walkable
- Consoom the mass-produced goyslop
- Questioning notsing, owning notsing
- Buy the FAGMAN product
- Allow the teacher to choose your kid's sexual orientation
- Promote trans rights
- Praise Dr. Fauci
- Hate Jesus Christ
Daily life of a goy[edit | edit source]
- Wake up at 9:00 AM
- Scroll through TikTok
- Eat goyslop chemical-pumped cereals with soymilk
- Larp as a 6 ft. tall unbothered Aryan germanic from your middle-class race mixed neighbourhood
- Go to work for Shekelberg Inc.
- Watch bibisi porn while boss isn't looking
- Go to the millenial-owned bar and complain about da Joos and Israel making goyim dumber (even doe the goy voluntarily does all of that stuff, as xhe is unable to realize he has agency)
- Watch Tyrone DaQuan James score a goal in Niggerball as you hope your country's selection full of niggers will win the World Cup
- Scroll through Instagram and comment "271k" "67" "Blud" "Well well well" like useless biomass as you don't know what you are saying
- Drink Monster Energy
- Goon to bibisi videos
- Let your wife explore herself with other men
- See a video of a rabbi screaming while doomscrolling at bed
- "He's right, I am a useless goy unable to escape comfort"
- Sleep and realize Jews won
