Goyjak
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Mazel tov! Goyjak is Kosher!This article is about (((God's chosen people))).
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Goyjak is a hypothetical soyjak variant scientifically proven to exist. According to several theories it is going to represent a member of the goyim or gentiles.
It's existence was first theorized by Dr. Soyberg as early as February 2020, however the details about it are unclear, as the important documentation was destroyed by Mossad shortly after Soyberg's death.
Many 'teens debate whether Goyjak is going to be a gem, or a coal. While many label it as a "future brimstone" due to it's unclear appearance, the fact it's gonna be poking fun at goyim, which aren't people,[1] makes it an undebatable gem.
Even though soyjaks arent jewish so technically they're already goyjaks.[even doe Israeli Soyjak and Nojak are Jewish]
