Cobson derangement syndrome
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Reminder: He Will Always Be A Gem
Cobson Derangement Syndrome (CDS) is a severe mental illness characterized by having an extreme hatred for The gem that defines the Sharty. This condition is very similar to other related mental illnesses such as Gender Dysphoria and Schizophrenia, and most CDS patients tend to have been diagnosed with multiple illnesses.
The main symptoms of CDS are having a 24/7 hate boner for Gemson and posting on the j@rty and QAfe. The main demographic of patients with this illness include j@rtycucks and 4trannies, and the average 'cordpedo.
The only known treatment for this disease is daily schizophrenia medications which patients often refuse to take. There is currently no known cure for this disease, but have faith in the brave soyentists working deep in the asylum to cure this coal illness.
a notable trait of CDS is having a strong preference for Feraljak instead of Cobson
| Cobson derangement syndrome is part of a series on Mental health 
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Illnesses and Conditions [+]
Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome |
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |
