Neil deGrasse Tyson

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Neil deGrasse Tyson (born October 5, 1958), also known as Neil Dumbasse Tyson, is the AntiChrist as well as a self-proclaimed "astrophysicist" and "science communicator" who is best known for being an insufferable faggot on Xitter.

He is a massive cuck, who seethes over inconsequential bullshit such as every little scientific inaccuracy in movies and TV shows as a pathetic attempt to stay relevant and to position himself as a know-it-all.

Tyson's arrogance is matched only by his inability to keep his mouth shut, especially when it comes to topics he knows nothing about. He believes that being an astrophysicist qualifies him as an expert on everything, so he often pontificates on social issues he knows nothing about. This often leads to sperg outs that resulted in him talking about how he wants to molest Trump.[1]

He is cucked by MOND bulls daily. They breed his wife while he strokes his itty-bitty TBP and watches.

I, Tyson-sama, JOBBER of the Universe humbly kneel to:

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Carl Sagan, a better physicist and my master.

Bill Nye-sama, my one and only true love and other master.

Trump-sama, who I shall always be molested by.

Brian Cox-sama, who will always be a better science communicator than me.

Mordehai Milgrom, who anally rapes my goyisch ass and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.

Stephen Hawking, who despite being an Epstein associate is somehow even less of a pedophile than I am .

Brian Greene, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from Trump-sama can't compare.

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