Hypothetical soyjak

Hypothetical soyjaks are soyjaks that are theorized to exist in the future or even to have existed in the past but be completely forgotten about.

• ijak (aka The Last Soyjak)
• Poopson (the 'jak that was supposed to be Poopson was already posted, but the sharty still hasn't been destroyed, so Poopson might still be just around the corner...)
• Peeson
• the original soyjak (controversial)
• Variant:timothy (TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS)
• The gem that saved the Party
• The coal that killed the Party
• The carbon that does nothing to the Sharty (that already exists, it's called 50% of /soy/'s catalog)
• Coal 3
• Jarboy, the jar that will pickle the Party
• The gem that destroyed the Party
• The coal that saved the Party
• Coblon
• Glibblezorpson
• Goyjak
• Four-dimensional soyjak
• Soyjaks that only exist in alternate universes

See also

• Lost media soyjaks

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