Hacker.party
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 THIS ARTICLE IS A HOAX The subject of this article is about as real as the shoally is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke. |
hackers.party, or the Harty for short, is a fake (mostly [LARP]) hacker splinter, which is said to be filled with hacker stock images and obsessed 4channers. It's a closed community and you can't even view the real site unless your IP has been whitelisted, otherwise you'll simply see a Guy Fawkes mask against a green background when you access it. The site is FAKE, a quick look at the Wayback Machine proves the site has been a mask logo since 2018, before the sharty even existed and the WHOIS record of the domain was last updated in 2024, a year before the first mentions of the site on the sharty, it was most likely inspect element and the threads about it were probably samefagged to oblivion. It is said that on February 28 2025, some villain posted 'p on /terminal/'s log for a whopping 10 minutes, ohnononono Martycucks and AVLcucks…
It is said that the Marty has its own wiki, booru and IRC channel.
How to get whitelisted[edit | edit source]
The site is NOT real and this VILL NOT give you access to a Hacker splinter. This section is kept just for documentation of the hoax.
Find an agent of the Anti-Villain League (AVL) and request a background check. This is most easily done by going on the Sharty's IRC and asking for "Null" or "XEN0" - while these are not their actual IRC usernames, doing so will notify either the 'Harty's admin, Null, or his moderators to send you a direct message. Once the background check is completed, you will be asked for your IP so it can be whitelisted (they recommend that you use your VPN IP rather than your real one though, out of respect for your privacy).
Currently, getting whitelisted on the 'harty has become increasingly difficult due to the fact that IRC admins have caught wind of the scheme and begun banning anyone who asks for Nullor his admins. This may lead to the 'Harty's stagnation and collapse, unless they are using 'cord or find alternatives like opening a direct link for their IRC or just opening the whole site.
Boards[edit | edit source]
- /terminal/ - Hackerposting (stock photos, cringe, terminal screenshots)🗝️
- /xen0/ - NAH (not a hacker) posts
- /v/ - Visual exploits (screensharing, metasploit flexing)🗝️
/scgr/ - Secret CIA Goon Room, the Harty’s /nate/, likely filled with hacker porn and ‘pFalse, it's filled with DEFCON videos and GIFs.
- /skid/ - Videogames, modding of hacking-related games (like Cyberpunk and Watchdogs,) and sharing exploits for games like minecraft
- /m/ - Board for females evendoe none browse the harty. Named after Null's mom.
- /l/ - Gooning to Null’s waifupilled avatar
- /exploit/ - Zero-day discussion and vulnerability drops🗝️
- /mov/ - Discussion of Movies, preferably cyberthrillers and tech-anime (Hackers, Ghost in the Shell, etc.)
- /r/ - Requests, no info on what was posted here but likely related to databreaches
/ng/ - Board for Null’s disciples which is full of literal pedos sif tortute (o algo in hackerbabble)Debunked, it's a board for doxing and is aryan🗝️ - /crack/ - The Hack Rush mobile game (malware-themed clone)
- /boss/ - Discussion of previous site raiders and pseudo-admins [Marge...]
- /evil/ - Hartycuck's evil schemes [Marge...]
- /raid/ (sadly, the name is just it, not /avl/) - The AVL steals GETs and raids 4chan
- /doom/ - World events [Marge...]
- /f/ - Real world cybercriminals and threat actors (like Klaus Schwab)
- /base/ - Trash (Marge, another /scgr/ ?)
Catalog wipe[edit | edit source]
On March 1st 2025, a 4caca who managed to infiltrate the site cattywiped /terminal/ with desu images coupled by the text "DESU". KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK HARTYFAILS WHAT'S THIS?
Side note: As pointed out by 'teens, it's unclear whether the entire catalog was actually wiped, for limited access to the 'marty made the claim unverifiable and only a screenshot of the first 3 rows of posts was given. However, responses from hartycucks in the thread seemed to indicate that he did indeed wipe the catalog, if only for a brief time.
Known slang[edit | edit source]
Hartycucks speak in incomprehensible hackerbabble. Most of it is gibberish which means nothing, but there are some terms which mirror that of soyspeak terms. There is limited information on this slang because most knowledge of it comes from its use on the Sharty, which may or may not be representative of its use on the 'harty.
- Rootshell! - Kek!
- Pep, it's pwned! - Kek, it's kino!
- FAC' BOM' - TRUTH NUKE
- leaked - gem
- Addy leaked - Glistening gem
- Shell’d - keyed
- Bash! - Geg!
Citations
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