Splinter War
The Splinter War[a] was a brief conflict taking place during the Soypocalypse and the temporary closure of soyjak.party over the Mandate of Soy--a concept determining which splinter site would take the sharty's place as its legitimate successor. There were various splinter sites in play, although the two main parties involved were Angeleno's bunker.soyjak.wiki and the original splinter site, jakparty.soy (led by Lute).
It ended with Froot's purchase of the sharty, causing it to re-open for good. However, this also had the side effect of leading into the 4th Soyvil War centering around Froot's administration over the website.
History
[edit | edit source]The death of the Sharty
[edit | edit source]On August 14, 2023, the Soypocalypse took place, causing the sharty to shut down. This left soyteens without a home, and many fled to the Soyjak Wiki bunker or to Jakparty.soy, which was also down due to the huge surge of traffic. On the same day, there was another "splinter" hosted by Max called the Nu-Sharty, but it died within hours. Many teens, unhappy with the idea of using the Jarty, patiently waited for a suitable splinter to be created. This was perhaps the most grim period of sharty history.
Splinter sites take form
[edit | edit source]In the following days, two new splinter sites (sharty.party and the shiny) sprung up to try and replace the sharty. These websites were now competing with the already established 'Jarty and the bunker that some soyteens hung onto for lack of a better website. (HOLY SHIT SHARTY WARLORD ERA MOMENT LITERALLY TNO BUT IRL HECKIN SABLIN CHUNGUS 100 KISHIPURGE DENG DENG BIG BUILDING IN NEU BERLING FUNNI CLOCK MAN FIND ALEXEI) <mods kill this nigger
DDOS
[edit | edit source]On August 19, an unknown group decided to DDOS Angeleno's bunker, as well as the wiki, the 'ru, and even screamer.wiki. The entire attack lasted for around 20 minutes and caused much confusion. Some speculate a soyteen wasn't behind the attack, but rather a 'cordfag (it was actually a pedo from that one matrix).
Sharty briefly returns
[edit | edit source]On August 20th 2023, the Sharty came back online for a while, pausing the splinter wars temporarily.
'unker gets wiped
[edit | edit source]On the 21st, a user wiped the 'log of the bunker with repeating posts saying either "MOOOOOODS PURGE THE *FUCKING* BOARD TO STOP THE INSIDIOUS LATVIAN 'P SPAMMER OR HOWEVER TRANNIES SAVE THE SHARTY" or ">MOOOOOOODS LOCK THE 'KI OR HOWEVER A WEBSITE IS PROTECTED'" with a string of random numbers.
Sharty returns for real
[edit | edit source]On the 22nd, Soyjaks.party reopened. Throughout the day, numerous users crashed the site by deploying mass reply scripts and catalog wiping. On the 23rd, a supposed Jarty user attempted to wipe the 'log using a script similar to the Baby bot.
Legacy
[edit | edit source]In 2024, several new splinters formed during Soyvil War 4, such as the Shemmy and Swinny.
It is also notable that the shiny's owner, Ronald, worked on a 'p detection system during the Splinter War. Although several parties complained about its apparent lack of effectiveness, 'p spam actually subsided greatly (for the first time since Soot) within a month, indicating success. This is a very impressive result, because 'p spam was at its worst during the Splinter War as 'cordpedos were trying to defile and destroy what was left of the divided soysphere.
Notes
- ↑ At the time, referred to as "Soyvil War 4" but later soystorians have agreed it was too short to count
Snopes
- ↑ Froot made Angeleno co-admin, recognizing him as the legitimate holder of the Mandate of Soy at the time.
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