thekuzzy.win

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This page is a gem.

The Kuzzy was an online imageboard community originally dedicated to Yuri Kuznetsov, a retired imageboard aficionado and former administrator of soyjak.party. Following, the Kuzzy had expanded into a complex, storied, and unique subculture within the broader Soysphere, befor getting actually shut down on October 22.

Its userbase was generally understood to be comprised of old soyteens (or LARPing newfags) from the Shemmy who didn't like the spam of troonslop/"lol random" humor that accompanied the site. There were also Kuzist users who missed Kuz-era Sharty and had fallen down the KolymaNET rabbit hole so much that they fell in love with it. Kuz himself knew about the existence of the site, but had no intention of buying it.

On September 2nd, 2025, the first iteration of the Kuzzy shut down.The domain redirected to the Chinny for a few weeks until it expired.

Much later, on the 24th of June 2026, the site would come back in on its old domain. A person called NuNuKuz, aka Kuri Yuznetsov, would buy the domain immediately after its expiration with the addition of thekuz.win to serve as a booru. The site would remain down until the 4th of August though.^{[it just is, ok?]}

Later on October 9, 2026, Kuri would step down and appoint timotekino, owner of the Sooty, as the new owner of the Kuzzy.

It died on October 22, 2026 due to the site declining and being more strict than the sharty which made Kuri and timotekino decide to shut it down.

Boards

To be researched: Any and all deleted/hidden boards on the Kuzzy, 2025 or 2026. Can (You) help us?

Board Name	Board Description
/soy/ - Soyjaks	The 'jaks posted here are autistic works of coal. Only a fool would call anything posted here a gem.
/incel/ - Internet Celebrities	REALLY well-known people
/zov/ - СВО	(formerly /i/ - Invasion)
/nate/ - Coal Mine	The Brimstone Mines
/pol/ - International Politics	Politics & countrywars
/a/ - Anime	Anime (Japanese: アニメ, IPA: [aꜜɲime] ⓘ) is hand-drawn and computer-generated animation originating from Japan.
/tech/ - Science & Tech	Download more RAM for your Mac here
/q/ - Kuzzy Meta	The Serious Board™ for feedback, suggestions, and jannywhining

History

Main article: Thekuzzy.win/History

>	Kuzzy, is an imageboard dedicated to the creation, posting, and sharing of soyjaks. Detacate to recreating that magical 2023 experience or your money back	<
- Site's home page

TL;DR: thekuzzy.win was a Sharty splinter created by NuKuz (an alias of Scar) on the 4th of April, 2025, shortly after the consequences of the Kolyma Restoration event.

Since then, it has gone through an extensive and well documented history, featuring multiple raids, 2 site shutdowns, 3 bunker eras and now an unofficial revival, under Kuri Yuznetsov's administration.

The Demotion of Coswork16

>ACK!

On the 12th of September, 2026, the then Kuzzy administrator and owner of https://kolyma.cc went on a clitty-induced crusade against any and all "misogynists", permenantly banning them with no appeal. With this, Kuri ran a stickied poll to let the userbase decide on his demotion, with basically everyone voting yes. He was demoted a few hours later..

This though came with a few consequences, notably the aformentioned https://kolyma.cc sites, KolymaPEDIA, Kolyma News Navigator, KolymaSTAT, the Kolyma Jumper and the Ayashii instance all being lost due to the domains being owned by Coswork, with it taking a few days for Kuri to replace them all on the new https://kolyma.moe domain.According to Erik the Manager, nothing important was lost to it.

Coswork16 later decided to rebrand his now useless domains/sites into a network for ANOTHER Ninny revival , even doing the bold move of adding a section to the Kuzzy's page, declaring his demotion as the "Downfall Into A Misogynistic Hellscape", despite the Kuzzy losing out on absolutely nothing, as previously expressed by his landslide beheading poll.

Administration

Main article: Thekuzzy.win/History#Administration

Despite the only "official" administrator being NuKuz, many consider the bunker admins and now Kuri Yuznetsov, to be the rightful continuation admins of the Kuzzy.

thekuzzy.win's current/most-recent administration

Image	Name	Known for	Notable Staff	Term	Duration	Owner
	Kuri Yuznetsov	aka. NuNuKuz and Yuz. The first admin since NuKuz who can be considered "de-jure" due to operating on the kuzzy's original domain, albeit he wasn't part of the original administration.	Manager Erik	June 21 of 2026 - October 9	110 days In total: 3 months, 4 weeks, and 3 days	Kuri
	Coswork16	Met Kuri in a Telegram group chat called "The Kuzzy Retirement Home" in early summer 2026, and joined the staff not long after as a janny and later as an administrator. Creator and former admin of the Kuzzy's wiki. Was considered controversial due to his (mostly past) affiliation with certain people and his history. He would get fired after deleting misogynistic threads on thekuzzy.win.	Same as Kuri.	June 21 of 2026 - September 12th, 2026	83 days In total: 2 months, 3 weeks and 1 day.
	Nedelya	Larp of Kuz's fake wife, Nedelya Kuznetsova. Nedelya is a part of the Nukolyma team and is responsible for developing many of the sites in the network, such as Ayashii and Kolyma News Navigator. Xhe is generally well liked within the Kuzzy community and has contributed a lot to the team.	Same as Kuri.	August 19 of 2026 - October 22, 2026	64 days In total: 2 months and 3 days.
	timotekino	Took thekuzzy from Kuri and was an Assad patriot, or something. Wound up shutting the whole operation down because the site became the very thing it swore to destroy.		October 9 of 2026 - October 22, 2026	14 days In total: 1 week and 6 days.	timotekino

Culture

Kyle Kuzzy

Kyle Kuzzy

A portrayal of the average Kuzzy user, simillar to the Sharty's Nate Higgers, the Shemmy's Sean and so on.
Was allegedly made by Erik, the 10001Chan Kuzzy bunker admin who later became a Janny during the Kuri era.

Mamekhan

Mamekhan

Mamekhan is the official mascot of The Kuzzy alongside Kyle Kuzzy.

He was made as The Kuzzy's equivalent to Mameson, and so studying the differences between the two would help illuminate the differences between the two cultures. For one, Mameson is based on Mamegotchi, a Tamagotchi character, which places him in the troonslop zone. On the other hand Mamekhan has an air of mystique, looks pessimistic because his site is such a dead nigger baby and tries his hardest to LARP as Russian like his life depends on it (Part of him was literally traced from an edit of George Bush for fuck's sake).

While being just another Kuzzy OC in its early years, with some people saying he's just the mascot of /kgs/ because he's a synthesis of Kuzzy and Shemmy culture even doe he isn't^[Marge...], Mamekhan officially became The Kuzzy's mascot when he was featured by W.T Neutraleyes in Endchan's Kuzzy bunker, stickied and first ever post. Since then, he has been featured in various community OC.

Kuz gay sex

Main article: Thekuzzy.win/Copypastas

>Picture Kuz's tummy swollen and heavy with Froot's seed.

A beloved activity within "Kuzzyboil" culture is discussing the sexiness of Yuri Kuznetsov. Users create and share hentai of him, as well as posting pictures of Eduardo Folts, Kuz's real-life counterpart. For Kuzzycucks, Kuz is a fertility goddess. His supple Russo-Turkic thighs and slutty demeanor are a topic of much adulation.^[Marge...] The only other equivalent for this within soysphere cultures is the now dead Pinejak trend, formerly beloved by the sharty's soyteens. Snopes research center states "upwards of a third of the PPH of the Kuzzy is in some way, shape, or form, horny about Yuri Kuznetsov".

With how unhealthy their obsession for kuzzy wuzzy is, they have managed to create many copypastas about his precious body (see the main article above).

Network sites

With their never-ending kuz larp, they have begun purchasing various domains (some of them being old Kolyma domains) and re-creating various kolyma-network sites with them.

KolymaWiki (KolymaWiki)

KolymaWiki, formerly called the KolymaPEDIA was created on August 2nd, 2026 by Coswork16 as a way to document the Kuzzy's happenings and more, such as topics that were banned on this very wiki until the beginning of Salt's reign.
Despite this, many of their pages are chudded from outdated SNCApedia articles, with some of them being front-end copies instead of proper source copies. Kuzzykeks do we not know how wiki's work?

The frontpage consisted of a header chudded from this very wiki (with some of their links forwarding to non-existant pages in a "Soyjak Wiki:" namespace), and a list of their Related Websites.

As of September 13th, 2026, Nedelya and Kuri manage the wiki. Not much has changed aside from the name, front page, and footer button.

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  The Wiki's frontpage, as of August 31st, 2026
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  DNB if you exclude all of the article chudding edits. Still more active than SNCApedia though.

KuzBooru

To be researched: Does an archive of the Nuuru KuzBooru exist, along with it's Logo?. Can (You) help us?

The KuzBooru was originally created under the first Kuzzy as a Shimmie2 site, before getting quickly domain-raped.
Much later during Kuri's rule of the Kuzzy, it returned as a Nuuru site, before quickly being botted and forced to shut down. Plans have emerged to move to site to Shimmie2^{[it just is, ok?]}

History

First Booru

• August 11th, 2025 - Site is created.
• August 12th, 2025 - Anon posting and uploading is now supported.
• August 16th, 2025 - The Booru goes offline after the host deems the site a violation of its TOS.

Second Booru

• August 29th, 2026 - The site returns running Nuuru.
• August 31st, 2026 - A large botting attack is carried out by soycheckmark. The site is shut down for a change of UI and fixing vulnerabilities

KolymaLii

SNCA copy-paste of Kolyma's VidLii. About as dead as you'd expect, with most of the users being jannies, and the most viewed video being the GDR Soy Music Video due to it being pinned on the Kuzzy's homepage. This was closed due to the site being relatively DNB and the booru already existing.

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  Frontpage.
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  Top-rated videos.

StrangeWorld@KolymaNET ("Ayashii")

An oldfag-larp early 2000's textboard simillar to Heyuri. DNB incarnate.
Still somehow has more PPD than the Jarpy.

Boards

Board Name	Board Description
/sw/ - StrangeWorld	General discussions
/bsw/ - BlueStrangeWorld	Anime/interest/hobbies
/ksw/ - KolymaStrangeWorld	Kolyma and raid discussion
/up/ - Uploader	"Upload all types of files". Works simillarly to 4chan's (now defunct) /f/ - Flash board.

Kolyma News Navigator

News navigator.

Another revival of a kolyma site hosted under another kolyma.moe subdomain. Surprisingly has relatively up-to-date info, atleast for now.

KolymaSTAT

ANOTHER revival of a former Kolyma site. Tracks stats for the Kuzzy and SootParty, although is usually bugged, showing 500 PPD during times where there is only 50~100.^{[it just is, ok?]}

Kuzzy IRC

The KolymaNET IRC is an on-site communications platform used for very serious business, with a lot of discussions about future (Nu)Kolyma projects going down here.

KolymaVPN

KolymaVPN is a "VPN" like Tuxler/Mysterium owned by someone from the Kuzzy. Unlike Tuxler, it doesnt get your IP on a botnet. Despite the fact it has "VPN" on its name, its less like a VPN and more of a proxy switcher (albeit Tuxler is also like this). Apparently the owner doesnt even pay for the bandwidth and some company has to pay it instead. ^{[it just is, ok?]}

Notable users

Stop right there, little buddy! This page or section will NOT have a huge list of literal whos, offsite boogeymen, or nulees.

the faces of kuzzy circa 20 may 2025

You are stuck on a 20 hour flight with them. Where do you sit?

Throughout its history, The Kuzzy has generated a colorful and crazy heckin' cast of characters, both real and fictional.

• Lawful Good: That is NuKuz/Scarter, he is an edit of the original Kuzjak but with black and yellow color scheme with "No.2" on his lapels. He wears Neutraleyes glasses both to distinguish him from Kuz and because it's a trend in the 'jakking culture of The Kuzzy.

• Social Good: LeBron James, who is known to slam dunk Mamesons, Cats, you name it, into a blender, basically The Kuzzy culture.
• Neutral Good: The "two developers", believed to be Scarter's cord buddies or larps.
• Rebel Good: Glup was a guy who posted long words threads talking about how he was about to destroy Quote with his hacking skills and finally save The Kuzzy. He always self inserted as an A50 square-jawed aryan holding a Gem. Glup is universally admired, the heckin' Mario to Quote's Bowser.
• Chaotic Good: Spammed endlessly by kuzzycucks, Froot striping is a shitty trace of an autistic kid's colored pencil drawing of Baldi stripping. It gained popularity after Neutraleyes tried to ban it for being "brimstone art style" and "nobody cares, a good drawing doesn't need a caption to explain it"
• Lawful Moral: A 'jak of Layas, the 15-year-old Shemmy Artfag who got groomed by Feralteen and killed herself a week after being avenged by KuzzyGODs. Certain to make FeralPedo leak.
• Social Moral: Yuri Kuznetsov, proprietor of the Kolyma Network, KHAN of a thousand realms.
• Neutral Moral: That is Dead Mexican Adult, something that a Kuzzycuck saw and posted to The Kuzzy, leading it to become one of The Kuzzy culture thing.
• Rebel Moral: I don't know mayne, probably an ANA.
• Chaotic Moral: SNCAcord, a very apathetic heckin optimistic nihilist who would spam a picture of an unamused neutralplier on every thread. Could be an alter ego of Neutraleyes because that's the exact same jak he would post, except just not with everything except the eye region cropped. ^(MEDS)
• Lawful Neutral: W.T. Neutraleyes, current owner of The Kuzzy, and former janny. He's placed in Lawful Neutral not because he's neutral, but because he can swing either into Lawful Good or Lawful Evil, so it cancels out. Notice how all 3 namechads of the first column wear Neutraleyes glasses.
• Social Neutral: Mameson demoralizer. Spammed Mamesons on The Kuzzy. We haven't seen him in a while.
• True Neutral: Shemmy J is a Nigerian Hip-Hop singer-songwriter who rose to prominence with his name and his hit song, Bird Boss. He's placed in True Neutral because he has no involvement in or awareness of the terminally online shit around him and it's not known why he is in the list at all.
• Rebel Neutral: Kyle Kuzzy, the self-insert character for Kuzzycucks. It's a custom for Soysphere Imageboards to create their own mascot in the style of Nate Higgers, for example Jake Stigaboos for the Jarty or Sean Shemmy. I just found it interesting that the nomenclature for "Kyle Kuzzy" is modelled on "Sean Shemmy" instead of a first name and slur surname. It shows how The Kuzzy is an offshoot of The Shemmy, even if they have very different cultures.
• Chaotic Neutral: Kakso got his own slopjak but nobody uses it because nobody cares about him LMFAOOOO!!
• Lawful Impure: Anton Maximov, Kuz's personal manager. He's here because even though he isn't a big part of Kuzzy culture, he was a major part of KolymaNET and he made Shartycucks leak. Notice how he's beside Neutraleyes, for some reason people like pairing the two.
• Social Impure: Catblender. Kind of redundant because there's already LeBron James.
• Neutral Impure: Vadim is a current co-admin of The Shemmy, alongside Poly. He's an Estonian who is really obsessed with Russia and Kuz. He has made lots of Kuz OC over the years, and was mentioned in a manifesto as "Estoniabro".
• Rebel Impure: Quote, the current admin of The Sharty, is known to be incredibly leaky and DDoS Imageboards xhe sees as competition, as well as do psyops on The Sharty population to convince them alternative Soysphere sites are evil and dangerous. For this reason xhe's among the lowest of the low. Quote is a pooner with he/him pronouns.
• Chaotic Impure: Octavbaby was originally some bullshit namefag boogeyman you would accuse someone of being, in order to confuse them. However now, his law has expanded, he is an anarchist AI who was originally meant to be libertarian but got trained on too much Vaush and so became left wing. He's the President of the Free Territory of Octavstan, and features on its flag. He was made by pedophile and white supremacist Nathan Larson in order to be his successor, and succeeded him when Larson was arrested at an airport for trying to fly an underage female Soyteen from The Sharty to Catblendrograd, the capitol of Octavstan.
• Lawful Evil: You don't know who Marco Cucinelli is?
• Social Evil: FeralTeen/Weepel/FeralPedo/WeePedo/FeralCuck/Feralshit/CobsonAdult, a long-time Shemmy namefag who spams "LUL RANDUHM!!" gifs and pictures. He loves rotating objects, Hatsune Miku, bananas, fish, Neil Cicierega, and cytube. Kuzzycucks dislike him and caused him to pretend to kill himself, before he came crawling back after the lack of attention got to him GEEEEG.
• Neutral Evil: A Chinnycuck is a user of The Chinny. Chinnycucks are foodistpedos who stop just short of posting 'p.
• Rebel Evil: While not being apart of The Kuzzy, Vladicrez, also known as Solomon Henderson and the Antioch High School shooter was someone who only killed a young girl then himself, he is mentioned here because he had taken pictures of him holding pictures of Kuzjaks. He was also a NuQAfe foodist who was affiliated with Mao's Destruction. He was in sites like Clarty, and his last site, Skibidi Farms. He tried to take down The Sharty with him but failed and got foodists fedded GEEEEG. He is dead as a DNB and deserved it.
• Chaotic Evil: Bobody, just like Octavbaby, started out as a meme boogeyman, except instead of throwing shit and brapping, he wears a badge that says "0 DAYS WITHOUT RAPING CHILDREN AWARD". He is the worst of the worst, the most hated user of The Kuzzy, The Kuzzy's equivalent to Admin 6. Bobody believes in "Total Everybody Else Death", and has aligned himself with Octavstan and the Norulescuck Internationale to team up against Kuz.

See also

• Thekuzzy.win/Copypastas
• Thekuzzy.win/History

Notes

Snopes

  This article may contain excerpts from SECApedia.

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