Pokémon

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Pokémon fans are furries btw

Pokemon is darker than coal...

Pokemon is an A24 slowburn RPG created by Nintendo on 1996,it is best known for attracting a LOT of furfags because xhey like to sexualize animals (it's also partially 'tendo's fault for making recent Pokemon more humanoid), it's also loved by soyboys who either praise the new games for no reason or hate the new games for no reason.

Pokemon Generations

Pokemon Red/Blue

The game that started it all, you play as a character who can't speak for some reason and starts his journey of defeating gym leaders, capturing Animals against their will and destroying literal crime groups. It was revolutionary at the time but today its considered coal, maybe even the worst game of the franchise and besides most of the people who played it at the time are all in their 30's-40's in this moment so if you still play pokemon at that age you should consider regretting your life choices until now.

obsessed thunderstone o algo

Pokemon Gold/Silver

The sequel of Pokemon Red/Blue, the mechanics are basically the same, except they added the Pokemon Daycare (where mammals can lay eggs for no reason), Team rocket returns and the new pokemon they added are brimstone, in fact the region (which is called Johto btw) is basically a revamped version of Kanto with only two new types like dark type and steel type,the reason why this region is one of the worst was because it was planned to be the last game of the pokemon franchise, which would have been the gem that saved Nintendo but the selfish little fucks of the devs didn't want to work on other game that didn't involve furries so they still are making Pokemon games until today.

Oh, and there was also a third version called Pokemon Crystal which (like most third versions) is just an expansion of pokemon gold and silver, so I won't go deeper on this.

Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire

During a time when 'tendo only launched goyslop on the GameCube, the game boy advance carried xheir Sheckles, so they launched 4cuck's favorite Pokemon generation, Pokemon ruby, sapphire, and emerald (not to be confused with the other 'teen slang) it was an ok game and it introduced double battles but they eliminated the day/night cycle because "there was no time for that", they also added new villains which xheir objective was to create a world with only earth (in pokemon ruby) or create a world with only water (in pokemon sapphire) which is a dumb story since both worlds would kill humanity o algo, it's the favorite game of 4cuck because it launched at the same time 4chan was created and it's also pretty easy to make romhacks out of it.

Oh, and it also introduced the first remake of the saga (pokemon fire red/pokemon leaf green) which is basically the same shit but with better graphics.

Pokemon Diamond/Pearl

the game most zoomgroids are familiar with, it was the first pokemon game with online play and with many cool designs (eventho there are like 3 fire types in Sinoh), while 4cuckers like it too (not much as the previous one tho) the game is an absolute gem and one of the best, unfortunately the remake of the games are absolute brimstone and besides this generation is also loved by oldfags, making it overrated.

Pokemon Black/White

The coal that killed the pokemon franchise, it was made as some kind of reboot to the pokemon franchise so that more normalGODS play the game without knowing the other ones, in fact the region which this game was based on America (even tho it was only based on New York) instead of japan, the pokemon designs are based on Kanto which explains why they look so fucking ugly and a crude mockery to the previous designs, this game was one of the worst selling games of the main saga so for the next games 'tendo focused on nostalgia and other things to make the fans buy the new games.

Any positive review you see on today is thanks to the memes or some newfag larping that he played the games when it came out and millennials overrating the soundtrack.

Pokemon X/Y

ze first 3D game of the franchise therefore its hated by some kind of 4cuck board. This was released during a time when 'tendo had some kind of psychotic outburst and abandoned the Wii U only 3 years after its making, leaving the 3DS to be the new main Nintendo console of this generation, the 3DS was overpriced af (250 dollars to be specific) and to make the people buy it xhey made Pokemon X/Y and some other games (they still they lowered the price anyways GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG),the game is the same shit like the other ones and there is no other thing to add and no one cares about the remakes of Hoenn besides butthurt oldfags >muh heckin childhood game is ruined thanks to ninten-ACK

Pokemon Sun/Moon

No one cares about this, even the anime of this game was brimstone

The only thing I can add is that since this game they made the starters more anthro and humanoid (I wonder why)

Pokemon Sword/Shield

Ohhhh baby this is when the major seethe was caused, it all started when it was announced that the next pokemon game wouldn't have the national Dex, meaning that many pokemon would ACK and not be available in the future, as I mentioned this caused gallons of seethe and clitty leaks because >MY FAVORITE POKEMON ISN'T IN THE GAME, MY PERSONAL ARMY LETS DOX THESE POORLY PAID NINTENDO SLAVES SO THAT THEY CAN LEARN

This went so far as a literal who on xitter made a thread false flagging Junichi Masuda saying how he raped xim when he was little and how he likes to shove bugs up his ass, unfortunately the original thread was deleted but there are still some extracts of it on the internet so you can have some gegs for today here is one

Returning to the game, Pokémon Sword and Shield was an ok game but the problem was that the drama got so far that for the first time in years The Pokemon Company had to respond to the bring back national dex.

It's impossible to make a full national dex today, making 1008 models for each pokemon can be tiring and even stressful at times so if you are angry because Delcatty wasn't in your goyslop game then you should stfu.

Pokemon Scarlet/Violet

This was probably one of the worst launch titles in the switch for a while, the game was announced and AGAIN there will not be a national dex. Making the #bringbackthenationaldex useless, it's the same crap as the other games but now there is an open world! And it also came out very broken.

Constant crashes, models and controls don't respond and many glitches that can be from gegs to a total destruction of your save file, this shit was so unplayable that Game Freak made so many patches so that it can be a little bit stable, but even to this day there are still many bugs without patches and it looks like they won't fix them.

Btw did I mention this game and the previous one costed 60 dollars?

Conclusion

In conclusion, Pokemon should have ended on the 4th generation or even the second one.

The Anime and Movies

WARNING: The Pokémon anime is FUNDED BY THE CIA, (((ELITES))), AND SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER "will you spend this winter driving me insane"

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This section is a TANZANITE TRVTHNVKE. Do not let the CIA glowniggers deceive you.

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As much as Protestants are retarded, they were right about the anime, although mostly for the wrong reasons since the anime contributed to a rise in pedos and furfags. ASH KETCHUM IS THE SON OF SATAN AND THE ULTIMATE INSULT TO CHRIST'S SACRIFICE.

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Relationship to the Soysphere

Main article: Operation Pokem-ACK

On February 7th, 2024, there was a raid to chudify Pokemon and make troons seethe. The symbols for this raid were the eeveelutions, with Sylveon, Umbreon and Espeon being the main ones.

The operation ended in a neutral result since there was no clear objective nor any target to be raided and the thread got burned out, with both sides claiming either defeat or victory.

This was a furfag psyop, this raid was planned to make soyteens furries and then troon out, in fact this is why Bp/ was created in the first place as a furfag colony.