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SNCA:Dinosaur

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The Dinosaurs, also known as Dinosoys were scaly [meds, a lot of them had feathers o algo] oldfag reptilians that ruled the earth from 220 until 66 million years ago, when a massive asteroid smashed into Mexico and BTFO'd them all, except the ones that had evolved into birds. If it wasn't for aspies and the Jewrassic Park movies dinosaurs would have been even deeper into SNCA.

The time when non-avian dinosaurs were alive was called the Mesozoic, and is split into three periods:

  • The Triassic was the first and most SNCA period, when dinosaurs first evolved or something. Various species of crocodiles were most dominant apex predators of that time, there were even warm-blooded and land crocodiles.
  • The Jurassic period had Stegoysaurus and most of the long-nosed necked dinosoys lived, and is the only one many normalgroids have heard of because of Jewrassic Park.
  • The Cretaceous period was the last one until the asteroid struck, and had most of the famous dinosoys such as 4cuck, Barney, T. Rex, Triceratops, and Velociraptor.
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