SNCA:Guy Schnitzel

A MS-Paint drawing of Guy Schnitzel (showcasing the Super Agarthan form)

Guy Schnitzel, known as Goy Schnitzel by (((them))), Schnitzel by Hitler, and Curly Guy by Kirkatron, is a NAS gem who is a fictional character in the comic "The World Revolution".

Xe is a niche character, and mainly has the characteristics of Chudjak, but is NAS and actually personally knows Hitler.

He also suffers from Jew Derangement Syndrome.

Lore (>oh my heccin fanfictionero)

Hailing from the total DNB that was the Balkans, he is actually in a future timeline where the entire world was invaded by the (((Jews))), and as a result had his whole family murdered. He couldn't handle it anymore, so he decided to commit suicide to live covertly and find a way to restore the old order. And so, he went to Agartha to meet his benevolent overlords and restore peace. He has committed several crimes (((allegedly))) such as 'ape, domestic terrorism, embezzlement, tax evasion, etc. (ev&doe sources are not confirmed)

In the final battle, he fights against B.N, whereby Hitler dies (for the second time, DBZ reference), and he lashes out in anger, unleashing the so-called "Super Agarthan 100%".

He has been to the Sharty in his fictional universe, and has engaged in casual 'teen activities, such as shitflinging, 'cuck thread baits, and posting gems.

As a caca, he was taken by DA JOOOOZ, and (((drugged))) to attempt making him into their subservient slave. But the sheer Vrillness that only Yakub could bestow him made him resist the effects. A side effect of this is that his sperm has acidic properties (enough to disintegrate a creature such as a 1/2).

Xis name's origins are quite interesting. The "Guy" parts originates from "goy" (meaning foreigner), and "Schnitzel" which is straightforward (it's actually a k&p reference if that matters btw)

His main abilities are Schnitzel Elbow (a lazy one-shot seetherald), and Ju-Satsu-Ken (a tranime type attack, roughly meaning "Jew Killing Punch")

Interests

Schnitzel, in reality has many interests that are quite similar to a chud than a soyteen. An intense hatred of jews, troons and anything that is in polarity with xis ideals makes him more so a NAS offshoot of Chudjak. Below is a list of xis interests:

• Hitler: His best friend. Ever since traveling to Agartha, he has been ever closer to him. Schnitzel has often tried to read Mein Kampf, but he was restricted access by (((ZOG))).
• 'Jakking: Though not his main interest. He has tried to make his own soyjaks in an attempt to bump gems to the front page of /soy/, but has failed as of now.
• Shitflinging: A big fan of careting. Xe really only tried to imitate oldfags by doing this, but has since resorted to slopjakking, countryaryan gems and memorials.
• Bait: Often making Jewbait, but because those reptillians are way too busy eating cacas (and xheir foreskins), they do not give a singular shit.
• Gem posting: Unoriginal in his ways. Often sifting old threads or simply thieving, he took and posted them on wherever was best. At least prevented coal surfacing for a while.
• Variants: Xis favorite soyjak variants are Cobson, Gapejak and Chudjak (spiritual connection)

A comic page showcasing the final battle.

Origins

Guy Schnitzel was created by a nusoi called Plesko (coincidentally making this page right now), to serve chudcel fantasies and in reality to be just a LARPoid character to represent obsessed anti-Semites.

Phrases

• "The only good Jew is a dead Jew."
• "You're getting circumcised a second time, Jew."
• "Stick dick!" (from the original comic)
• "I'm the nigga all da hoes want."