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Elon Musk
Boi ts nigga literally bought Twitter lmao Don't trust any tweet you see. Add a community note to every revision in this page's history to GET A CHANCE TO GO TO OHIOOOO
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Elon Musk is (((Jewish))).
Elon Musk is a right-wing neo-nono!Elon Musk (Born: June 28, 1971-Died: SQQN...) is a South African-Canadian-American billionaire and benefactor of 𝕏 who takes credit for every single thing that ever happens in the dozens of companies xe owns even though in reality xe doesn't actually give intellectual or scientific contributions, xe just happens to be the extremely lucky investor that owns the companies. Literally every single news story or YouTube video covering Tesla or SpaceX or Twitter has the name "Elon Musk" jammed in somewhere, even though it's very clear xe doesn't actually do anything given how retarded xe is.
After getting bored of selling overpriced electric cars, xe bought Twitter so he could rename it to X and turn into a Chud website even though xe is a normie. This is generally considered to be a gem[it just is, ok?], albeit it indirectly caused the death of the Sharty as those chuddy twitter users would eventually discover this imageboard and migrate there. Somehow despite xis money he failed in parenting as his oldest son became a tranny, and xis other son was born with an incomprehensible schizo gibberish name. xe is the richest African-American alive. xe also founded the America Party which is a jeet and kike worshipping party.
Xis main business, Tesla, is falling in value because chinks are producing their cars at half the price. xe also owns SpaceX which actually accomplished shit and will hopefully ensure the first person on Mars is a man and not a queer woman of color. Other than xis aforementioned Xitter he spends xis time working on retarded projects like the Hyperloop, Tesla Bots or the Cybertruck. They are not and never will be profitable but at least it makes trannies seethe so it's keyed.
Redditors used to soy over this guy because xe was hecking dank and smoked weed with Joe Rogan and shared their epic memes, but they flipped on him once xe started being a normified chud and never grew out of xis shitty ass humor. xe is now their second biggest object of obsession after Donald Trump. On May 29 2025, Xe left TRVMP's government after a disagreement about tariffs or something.
Xhe is supporting lifting restriction on H1B passport, effectively making american eventually a 'Jeet nation. xe is known for worshipping India and Israel, and supports importing infinite Indians so that they can beat China at the tech race, even though jeets suck at programming and will never produce good quality tech.
His son[edit | edit source]
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This person is a troon btw, if that matters |
One of xis sons (Vivian Jenna Wilson 
, born Xavier Alexander Musk) was (is) a tranny and died (falsenvke btw xhe is still alive and never tried to ACK xerself yet). Before this, Elon Musk was very liberal and was known for donating to the Democratic-Party but after xis son ACKED, he turned a whole 180, bought Twitter became right-wing and then donated to trump a lot.
