Soyjak Wiki:Template/Deleted templates

This page archives deleted templates and their appearances, with explanations for why they were removed, usually due to low aesthetic quality, a poor usecase, or simply becoming obsolete. You VILL NOT attempt to bring these back.

Name	Template	Why
NotFunny	THIS PAGE IS NOT FUNNY This page doesn't make me laugh. Consider rewriting it comedicallly.	ESL + Takes up unnecessary vertical space just to bitch about not enough shitposting on the page
Failtroll	This topic was created by or has connections to FAILTROLLS Don't wipe this page and replace it with 'p. You can become the Party's #1 gegbull by saying Failtroll won.	Became obsolete after wiki policy decided to move anything to do with failtrolls to a single page.
Gold	This page is golden. (You) VILL help by alchemizing it into a gem.	Duplicate of {{Ruby}} + Nobaldi uses gold as a mineral rating anymore.
Kuz	This topic has connections to the Kolyma Network Try to buy every chan you see. Read every revision to socially engineer the truth.	Connections slop + Made obsolete by {{Communist}}
GoogleTranslate	This page is wroten from Google Translate. Эта страница была написана Google Translate	Waste of space for a single sentence message, and {{ESL}} exists.
Retard	DISCLAIMER: Template/Deleted templates is written by RETARDS. The authors of this page have multiple disabilities, have graduated from SPED and have a combined IQ of 40, so IGNORE, FORGET, and DOUBT them, you SMARTASS. (As an unintended consequence of reading this page, you may see stiff cocks...)	Self explanatory
UselessWar	Template/Deleted templates is a Useless Nigger War! '>#HUNKYLIVESMATTER	Ugly and inefficient use of space for something that only takes a few words to type out in the few instances where the uselessness of a shitshow isn't instantly obvious.
FrutigerAero	This page and its contents are Frutiger Aero. Contents of this page will be glossy, transparent and refreshing. Consider bringing an installation of Windows 7!	{{Calm}} reskin.
AttentionWhore	Template/Deleted templates is A MASSIVE ATTENTIONWHORE!!!!	Ugly and barely readable due to excessive shaking. Also {{Gegbull}} exists.
Unoriginal	Is “Template/Deleted templates” seriously all you could come up with? What kind of world are we living in!?	Virtually nonexistent usecase. Also visually noisy.
NumbNuts	NIGGA THIS PAGE IS NUMBNUTS!	Most vantapurple margerald template award
Against Trannies	Template/Deleted templates is against trannies btw, if that matters.	Usecase is too broad (aka most soysphere adjacent users) to warrant being a template.
Frooty	🍹This page is Frooty Contents of this page will be rich in vitamins. Consider bringing a juicer!	"Unnecessary" due to the froot footer template.
Truthnuke	This page is a TRVTHNVKE.	Usurped by {{Tanzanite}} which is mildly less visually annoying