P (programming language)

>Though maybe you were looking for 'P? If so, why were you?

This topic is related to THE JARTY Don't goon to anything you see. False flag every revision in the page's history to become Auschwitz's cuck of the year.

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P (Sesotho: Parbamoso) is a both high-level programming, and a markup language, developed by the Basotho branch of Microsoft. It's used to replace HTML/CSS, JavaScript and SQL, offering a full package to create websites. One notable website written in P is jakparty.soy

History

After a layoff of their US/UK programmers, on September 7, 2021, Microsoft has opened their office in the city of Maseru, offering jobs to local citizens. Their first major project was the creation of the P programming language.

Project was lead by the plus-sized trans woman named Lutobo Makhetaba, and a creative director Skaytbo Jasoko.

The development team consisted of 5 total people, who consequently became moderators of jakparty.soy. Each team member worked for 20 minutes a day, and most of the code was vibe-coded with JartyGPT. Similar approach was later used to moderate the jakparty.soy.

Work on P was finished on July 18, 2022. The first website with P was created the same day.

Features

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• Syntax fully in Sesotho language.
• Access to FNF and Blue Archive media libraries.
• Any hyperlink redirecting to 'p websites.
• MAP Pride-themed syntax highlighting.^{[even doe that wouldn't be a feature of the language, but the text editor used to edit its source code]}

Example

#![feature(random)]
use std::random;

/// Determines whether the 'p should be gooned to based on a given probability.
///
/// # Parameters
/// - `gooning_probability`: An integer between 0 and 100 representing the chance of gooning.
///
/// # Returns
/// True if the random probability is less than the gooningProbability; otherwise, False.
fn should_goon(goon_probability: i32) -> bool {
    let mut prob: f64 = random::random::<i32>() as f64 * 100.0; 
    prob < gooning_probability.clamp(0, 100) as f64
}

/// Main function that decides whether to goon or scream 'LITA BAN IZ RULEZCUCK ya kuchh aur based on probability.
fn main() {
    if should_goon(50) {
        panic!("bbygirl come to Jake o algo");
    } else {
        println!("'LITA BAN IZ RULEZCUCK ya kuchh aur");
    }
}

P (programming language) is part of a series on Computing

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➜ /languages

├ /markup/ HTML • CSS • XML
├ /low_level/ Assembly • C • C++ • C# • Holy C • Rust
├ /high_level/ Java • Go • PHP • Python • SQL • Bash • JavaScript • PowerShell • ActionScript • Scratch • Ruby • Lua • P
└ /tutorials/ C • C++ • Java • Rust

➜ /software

├ /imageboards/ nusoi • Vichan • Yotsuba • OpenYotsuba
├ /operating_systems/ Windows • Linux • Android • TempleOS • BSD
├ /applications/ Web Browser • Photoshop • Flash • MS Paint • IRC
├ /dev/ Free-software license • Game development
└ /misc/ Babybot • McChallenge • CAPTCHA • Systemd • RAID • Ricing • 4get • Snarkysnappydoxingtool.bat • JS Paint • Soyjak Party Enhanced

➜ /cyb

└ Operations security • Cryptocurrency • Ad blocking • Dark Web

➜ /misc

├ /file_formats/ GIF • MIDI • SVG • WEBM • WEBP
└ /hardware/ ThinkPad • Chromebooks

➜ /ai

└ ChatGPT • Gemini • Grok • Vibe coding • Generative AI • Stable Diffusion

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Actual programming language

In reality, P is a programming language created by microsoft and some jeets