P (programming language)

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P language logo

P (Sesotho: Parbamoso) is a both high-level programming, and a markup language, developed by the Basotho branch of Microsoft. It's used to replace HTML/CSS, JavaScript and SQL, offering a full package to create websites. One notable website written in P is jakparty.soy

History

After a layoff of their US/UK programmers, on September 7, 2021, Microsoft has opened their office in the city of Maseru, offering jobs to local citizens. Their first major project was the creation of the P programming language.

Project was lead by the plus-sized trans woman named Lutobo Makhetaba, and a creative director Skaytbo Kukoko.

The development team consisted of 5 total people, who consequently became moderators of jakparty.soy. Each team member worked for 20 minutes a day, and most of the code was vibe-coded with JartyGPT. Similar approach was later used to moderate the jakparty.soy.

Work on P was finished on July 18, 2022. The first website with P was created the same day.

Features

SoyBooru

• Syntax fully in Sesotho language.
• Access to FNF and Blue Archive media libraries.
• Any hyperlink redirecting to 'p websites.
• MAP Pride-themed syntax highlighting.^{[even doe that wouldn't be a feature of the language, but the text editor used to edit its source code]}

Example

#![feature(random)]
use std::random;

/// Determines whether the 'p should be gooned to based on a given probability.
///
/// # Parameters
/// - `gooning_probability`: An integer between 0 and 100 representing the chance of gooning.
///
/// # Returns
/// True if the random probability is less than the gooningProbability; otherwise, False.
fn should_goon(goon_probability: i32) -> bool {
    let mut prob: f64 = random::random::<i32>() as f64 * 100.0; 
    prob < gooning_probability.clamp(0, 100) as f64
}

/// Main function that decides whether to goon or scream 'LITA BAN IZ RULEZCUCK ya kuchh aur based on probability.
fn main() {
    if should_goon(50) {
        panic!("bbygirl come to Jake o algo");
    } else {
        println!("'LITA BAN IZ RULEZCUCK ya kuchh aur");
    }
}

Actual programming language

In reality, P is a programming language created by microsoft and some jeets