The Simpsons

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The Simpsons is an animated sitcom created by a hippie named Mutt Groening in the 80's, ending their supposedly golden age in the year 2000 (Modern Simpsons are classified as a whole level of difference compared to their older versions).

Now characterized by its overrated, raisiny, unfunny humor otherwise BORING, that is trying to copy the edgy edgelord humor of another garbage show known as Family Guy (The same show that tried to be the next Simpsons in the beginning).

It was on the air for during 32 years DESPITE the fact that no one watches it ^{[<--- Your dad watches it doe]}, other than autists, people with bad humor or children, and (Me) when I want background noise, mostly just as random clips that appear in the feeds.

The show is notable among soyteens for contributing to two major memes within the Soysphere: Marge and Sneed.

History

The Simpsons started in 1987 as a variety of crappy animated shorts representing the typical Amerimutt family. Later in 1989, it debuted as a series & gained so much popularity in the 90's and has inspired many other adult cartoon series like the aforementioned Family Guy and South Park, the latter of which is another fucking garbage show with the most pedophilic and cringest fandom ever known to mankind (In other words, South Park can be described as the American equivalent of Boku No Pico).

It turns out that the dark humor of these shows (and other cult classics) has attracted more attention, causing the series to lose its meaning later on.

Decline

In recent years, The Simpsons has turned into a mix between blank or offensive humor but fails in an attempt to make the public GEG. (The guy who watched The Simpsons back in 1994, and won't admit the damn thing isn't funny anymore).

There have been such bad episodes (cartoon community moment), one that attracted so much attention was Lisa Goes Gaga, a fucking embarrassment that was just a 22-minute commercial for the sissy bitch singer known as Lady Gaga. Gaga’s portrayed in the episode as a saintly superhero with psychic powers, fixing Springfield’s self-esteem like a glitter-shitting Christ.

WHY ARE THEY YELLOW??

There are still people out there, that they don't know the reasons why a Simpsons character is mostly all YELLOW. The reason behind this is simple, their yellow skin hooks viewers cause it's a loud, eye grabbing color that screams “HEY, LOOK @ ME!!1!” technically exploiting basic human psychology to make them unforgettable. It's good to learn a little bit about the human brain!! They have jaundice and because Groening thought it would be easier to portray them as chinks.

Is Kamala Harris becoming the next president of the United States?

Lisa Simpson And Kamala Harris (Notice how they are both wearing the same purple outfit)

Unfortunately, the answer would be YES, Kamala Harris is becoming the next president, this show has been known for its predictions (Or is it just a (((coincidence)))?) that sadly most of the time they turn out to becoming real.

Main Characters

• Homer Simpson: An obese, alcoholic and mentally retarded father who doesn't give a shit about his kids, and despite him being retarde, he works in a nuclear power plant.

• Marge Simpson: Blue-haired, doormat bitch who looks like a grandma. She is the whiny housewife who’s too spineless to do anything but cook, clean, and nag Homer. Is presented like a Karen who thinks she’s a saint.

• Lisa Simpson: Egocentric, short tempered, liberal fuck smug and a preachy little bitch who thinks she’s smarter than everyone in her shitty Springfield hellhole. There has been theories suggesting that she is bisexual or a lesbian. Everyone hates her.

• Bart Simpson: Spiky-haired little shit and delinquent wigger fuckup who terrorizes with his dumbass pranks and cocky attitude. Has a fan site called Bartjak.party.

• Maggie Simpson: Just a pacifier sucker and mute baby who works just to be a useless background character, perhaps small frames for cuteness only.

Other Characters

• Mona Simpson: Homer's mother who abandoned her son when he was 9 years old just to join the pathetic evolution of the hippies.
• Mr. Burns: A jew who's 120 years old and multi-billionare who is the manager of the nuclear power plant.
• Ned Flanders: Homer's Christcuck neighbor who brags about religion every second.
• Apu Nahasapeemapetalon: A stereotypical not-so-offensive depiction of an Indian guy who works in a store, despite that an actual pajeet began whining to Fox's production to remove the character for being so offensive.

>SAAAAR YOUR SIMPSONS CHARACTER IS RASICT PLZ REMOVE HIM YA KUCHH AURRR

• Cletus Spuckler: A sick fuck redneck who has around 72 children. It is known that he also has been having sex with his own sister (Isn't that obvious? He's a redneck.)
• Sneed and Chuck: Explanation not needed.